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Alright, to save thread space and unneeded bashing, how about we have a general question thread? This way, we don't need to make a thread for each little question, i.e. Why did Obi-Wan not shave his beard in Episode III? or does Palpatine have a booger? We had this sort of thread in the Matrix forum when Revolutions came out and it worked quite well. So, question away.

Ok good idea

Why is Jabba The Hutt fat?

Jabba's not in Episode III

New question: Why isn't Jabba The Hutt in Episode III?

Hm. Good question. Maybe his influence upon Anakin just wasn't great enough in order to have him put in the movie.

Maybe it's because he is fat?

You know, maybe. Just maybe

Why didn't Anakin make a red lightsaber?
Why didn't Sidious know Obi-Wan was going to Mustafar?
Why didn't Yoda stick around and fight the Clones and Sidious?
Why didn't Padme want to live for her children?
Why didn't Obi-Wan just cut off Anakin's head?
Why didn't Bail help Jett Zukassa?
Why didn't Agen Kolar block Sidious' first thrust?

See what kind of mess you started....this could go on forever!

Better in here than out there, trust me.

lol everytime I read "Jett Zukassa"

I keep thinking "Jett sucks ass"

Why didn't Anakin make a red lightsaber? Geoerge didn't want him have one cause then Luke would have a red saber in ANH.

Why didn't Sidious know Obi-Wan was going to Mustafar? Cause He thought Anakin wouldn't tell anyone

Why didn't Yoda stick around and fight the Clones and Sidious? He's old and GL didn't want him to.

Why didn't Padme want to live for her children? Cause she's a woman and GL didn't want her to live.

Why didn't Obi-Wan just cut off Anakin's head? Brotherly Love, and GL had to keep him for 4-6.

Why didn't Bail help Jett Zukassa? He didn't want to.

Why didn't Agen Kolar block Sidious' first thrust? He's stupid and slow.

Yeah guys, keep on rocking.

Any more questions? All of them will answer:
Because George Lucas wanted it that way.

Why was Anakin in ROTS?

who ever knew that darth vader could be so hot?

no no jk lol

the answer to.. "y does ob1 have a beard in III">>>>i think it's because to make him look older and not too young

George Lucas wanted Obi to have a beard

Ah yes, but what if I were to ask: Why did George Lucas want Obi-wan to have a beard in Episode Three?

LOL

My question is if SW takes place in a galaxy far far away why does Obi Wan have that british accent?

Ah yes, but what if I were to ask: Why did George Lucas want Obi-wan to have a beard in Episode Three?
Because that's the way God made GL.

Why did God make GL that way?

Because he's God. Ever watch Family Guy? He does what he wants.
God: Let me light that for you.
Girl: Thanks.
God: Magic fingers. (Girl explodes) Jesus Christ!
Jesus: What?
God: Let's roll.

But why?

Well it starts when a man meets a woman. The man takes his rod and places it into the lady's golf hole. The man then adds milk into the golf hole and a little baby is born.

Yeah i knew that.

Here I shall explain all:
When a cow enters a room it goes dark. The cow falls dead is turned into bacon. The bacon is then fed to pigs and the pigs turn to bacon.

wow ur a genious

I'd go with General Zodiac's answers, but they're all half-assed...

And cows can't turn into bacon, genius.

They can

I've never seen cow bacon. Bacon is from pigs.

Oh course they do. That's how we get bacon from pigs. Didn't you read it all.

Yeah...logic is seriously screwed up here. I feel like I'm reading Alice in Wonderland or something...

Anyway!


Why didn't Anakin make a red lightsaber? - Better question: Why bother making another lightsaber when he's already got one?

Why didn't Sidious know Obi-Wan was going to Mustafar? - He didn't?

Why didn't Yoda stick around and fight the Clones and Sidious? - Because he had lost his lightsaber.

Why didn't Padme want to live for her children? - Because Anakin had mentally killed her. Her heart was broken, and she had not fallen madly in love with her children...

Why didn't Obi-Wan just cut off Anakin's head? - He couldn't.

Why didn't Bail help Jett Zukassa? - Better question: How is Bail going to fight through an army of clone troopers with a pistol?

Why didn't Agen Kolar block Sidious' first thrust? - Because Agen Kolar was a minor Jedi character and needed to be killed to show Palpatine's skill with a lightsaber.

And George wanted it that way.

Everything in Star Wars is wanted George's way.

Not the books and video games.

If I were talking about EU, I'd be in the EU section.

Why do people hate EU?

We don't hate it, it's just completely irrelevant to the movies.

Originally posted by jango fat
Why do people hate EU?

I love EU, but I think of EU as in a "What If..." kind of way, it's not relevant to the main story, so it doesn't matter.

Why GL decide to make Star Wars?

Because he loved the stars and loved sci-fi movies and wanted to make them pop. again.

Can the Jedi fly?

...I was going to say something witty and sarcastic, but this thread just isn't worth it.

REx ur sig rocks

To Gen Zodiac...

Obi has brotherly love for Anakin? Yeah...when my brother goes bad I will cut off all of his organic limbs and let him burn to a crisp so he will suffer and die...

As a Jedi, he should have killed him. Not out of anger or pity, just to be expedient.

and also, my questions were rhetorical...they did not need answers, I was only trying to show how quickly silly questions could be asked.

Why do Clone Troopers shoot Aayla like a hundred frikkin times...is her skin more impenetrable than others?

Who implanted Order 66 in the Clones? Sidious? The Kaminoans? Jango Fett? Dooku?

What happened to the Wookiees? Were they all killed (except Chewbacca) or enslaved?

Why would Yoda need to use his lightsaber if he can force push them around like matchsticks?

Who, what, where, how , why?

If anyone has any Questions, ask. Tommorrow i'm gonna have da DVD.

Originally posted by ShadowKing
Obi has brotherly love for Anakin? Yeah...when my brother goes bad I will cut off all of his organic limbs and let him burn to a crisp so he will suffer and die...

Why do Clone Troopers shoot Aayla like a hundred frikkin times...is her skin more impenetrable than others?

Who implanted Order 66 in the Clones? Sidious? The Kaminoans? Jango Fett? Dooku?

What happened to the Wookiees? Were they all killed (except Chewbacca) or enslaved?


Yes, Obi-Wan was defending himself from Anakin. That's why the limbs went bye bye.

As for Aayla; she was just too sexually attractive. She was starting to change the clones genetic make-up around and so they wanted to make sure she was completely deformed to prevent any
that was dumb

The wookies that resisted were killed; the rest were inslaved. EU helps answers that.

hy do Clone Troopers shoot Aayla like a hundred frikkin times...is her skin more impenetrable than others?
They were bored

Who implanted Order 66 in the Clones? Sidious? The Kaminoans? Jango Fett? Dooku?
Sidious. No one else knew of this expect Dooku and the clones were after him.

What happened to the Wookiees? Were they all killed (except Chewbacca) or enslaved?
They lived happily ever after.

Why would Yoda need to use his lightsaber if he can force push them around like matchsticks?
To look cooler

I wonder if it possible for Anakin to *force choke himself.

Why didn't the Empire make a dozen DeathStars? They had 20 years.

Originally posted by General Zodiac
Why didn't the Empire make a dozen DeathStars? They had 20 years. How do you suppose some shmo sub-contractor working on the second Death Star felt when the news got out about what happened to the FIRST one?

Originally posted by Darth Plagueis
How do you suppose some shmo sub-contractor working on the second Death Star felt when the news got out about what happened to the FIRST one?
well, i'm sure he took out some kind of injury insurance or something to help his family out in the event of injury or death..
...and wasn't this already dicussed in clerks?

does yoda ever take a crap??? hahahahahaha jk. im just bored ok dont shoot me or anything * look around room and runs away...

Originally posted by Darth Plagueis
How do you suppose some shmo sub-contractor working on the second Death Star felt when the news got out about what happened to the FIRST one?

...........good thing we started a second one?

why doesnt sidious have a lightsaber in return of the jedi?

Because he thought it was to trivial a weapon to carry around. Also, with no Jedi left, why would he need one?

He knew about Luke.

Yah, but with Vader there...he didn't need one. He knew Vader would protect him from Luke.

That, and if he didn't have Vader's interferance, he could have finished Luke off w/ lightning. And, everything had been going as he had forseen.

Why didn't Padme want to go with Anakin on the Darkside?

She's loyal to the Republic.

why put the controls of a sheild OUTSIDE a sheild???????

So they can destroy it.

Originally posted by Ogami Itto
why put the controls of a sheild OUTSIDE a sheild???????

Now THAT is a good question!

if he is the sith lord they have been looking 4 they know he is powerful and will have a plot against the council or did u know that already

Originally posted by dflood
why doesnt sidious have a lightsaber in return of the jedi?

who says he doesn't have one? its not like luke tried to attack him with his saber, he threw it away. remember, palps was talking smack to luke as he shocked him with the force lightning, so i think he just wanted to kill him slowly.

plo koon's amazing color changing lightsaber?

HE DOESNT HAVE A COLOUR CHANGING LIGHTSABER ...........

HE ALWAYS HAD BLUE .....ORIGINALLY HE WAS SUPPOSED TO HAVE A YELLOW .....

IN THE FILMS HE IS NEVER SEEN WITH A YELLOW THEREFOR I WOULD ASSUME IT WAS EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUU
.....

GL changed the idea of multi-coloured lightsabers cause he didnt want lightsaber affairs to look like lollipop affairs

How did C3PO did become gold?
I wonder...because you know in the second movie 'Attack of the clones' C3PO is grey and then in the third movie he is Gold!How did he do that?Just fixxed or what?And why Become all the cute guys evil?And turn into a ugly(burning)thing?Why?Why?

in the clone wars, 3po explains that when he's serving a senator (padme) he has to look good. so he got gold plating

he was stuffed into a rancor's colon and came out that color.

Originally posted by PVS
he was stuffed into a rancor's colon and came out that color.

Terrible and twisted...

my kind of response!

Paint.

ILM

Originally posted by Red Superfly
Paint.

Alchemy (magic for those from New Jersey)

ooohh snap!

Originally posted by Ogami Itto
why put the controls of a sheild OUTSIDE a sheild???????

yes, the most SANE question yet

Where is Boba during the fall of the Jedi? I would think he would have liked to be there to see Mace get fired up. Wouldn't Sidious know about him?

uuummmmpa ooooommmmmba

Probably off being trained to be the badass he becomes in ESB

Originally posted by bilb
Probably off being trained to be the badass he becomes in ESB

hehehe!


INDEED.

i wonder who'll train him? is it in eu?

What badass? He did nothing. He fired a few shoots at Luke in ESB and fell into a pit in ROTJ.

well, that's a testament to how badass he is. he didn't do all that much...except track solo...and yet he's still a badass.

Originally posted by mysterio69
i wonder who'll train him? is it in eu?

i think Aurra Sing gives him a lil guidence. I can go into further detail - accept in the EU forum

Will this thread end up turning into a blackhole?

I have a question. Why in the movies does Mace do all the talking on the council? Yoda just sits back and looks and only puts in wise bits of info. I know that makes Yoda sound wise but isn't it his council? Or is Mace really the council's leader? Is Mace like an intern to take over in a few years or does Yoda just have Mace to do all the talking for him?

Mace has ADD.. he cant STFU

Originally posted by General Zodiac
What badass? He did nothing. He fired a few shoots at Luke in ESB and fell into a pit in ROTJ.

well he DID track han & walked around in that uber cool uniform.. what else do you need?

Really, this is an honest question... Was Obi Wan Bi?

oh FFS

Originally posted by Darth Zenemij
Really, this is an honest question... Was Obi Wan Bi?

no way. he was all about the ladies. he's like the capt. kirk of the SW universe.

Obi-Wan doesn't care about women. What do you think Yoda teaches the Younglings?
Yoda: Women are your enemy. They will make you hold pocketbooks all day and go shoe shopping for hours. Better to stay away from them you will.

that's what jedi mind tricks are for. duh.

Originally posted by General Zodiac
Why didn't Anakin make a red lightsaber? Geoerge didn't want him have one cause then Luke would have a red saber in ANH.

Why didn't Sidious know Obi-Wan was going to Mustafar? Cause He thought Anakin wouldn't tell anyone

Why didn't Yoda stick around and fight the Clones and Sidious? He's old and GL didn't want him to.

Why didn't Padme want to live for her children? Cause she's a woman and GL didn't want her to live.

Why didn't Obi-Wan just cut off Anakin's head? Brotherly Love, and GL had to keep him for 4-6.

Why didn't Bail help Jett Zukassa? He didn't want to.

Why didn't Agen Kolar block Sidious' first thrust? He's stupid and slow.
....
LOL, i like your "explainations"....... very simple

does anyone know yhe name of the song that plays in episode 3 when anikan is marching into the jedi temple

that was from Attack of the Clones...I can't remember the name of it but it was used in the Geonosis arena scene when the animals were released on Obi, Anakin, and Padme.

i think the the song is the imperial march

In that case, Darth Fury, you need to listen to 'Imperial March' a few more times, because that's a snippet from AOTC's 'Love Pledge & The Arena' soundtrack.

Why did Obi Wan just leave him there?

Originally posted by General Zodiac
Why didn't Anakin make a red lightsaber? Geoerge didn't want him have one cause then Luke would have a red saber in ANH.

Why didn't Sidious know Obi-Wan was going to Mustafar? Cause He thought Anakin wouldn't tell anyone

Why didn't Yoda stick around and fight the Clones and Sidious? He's old and GL didn't want him to.

Why didn't Padme want to live for her children? Cause she's a woman and GL didn't want her to live.

Why didn't Obi-Wan just cut off Anakin's head? Brotherly Love, and GL had to keep him for 4-6.

Why didn't Bail help Jett Zukassa? He didn't want to.

Why didn't Agen Kolar block Sidious' first thrust? He's stupid and slow.

Anakin didnt have time to make a Red Lightsaber He destroyed The Jedi and fought Obi Wan in a few hours. Plus if he did have a red lightsaber Obi Can make it blue.


Yoda lost his Lightsaber.


Padme was heart broken.


Obi Wan held bak on Anakin and he didnt want to kill him.


Bail was Frozen from watching the Death of the Padawan.


Agen Color didnt see that Strike Coming.

Originally posted by Captain REX
Why didn't Anakin make a red lightsaber? - Better question: Why bother making another lightsaber when he's already got one?

Why didn't Sidious know Obi-Wan was going to Mustafar? - He didn't?

Why didn't Yoda stick around and fight the Clones and Sidious? - Because he had lost his lightsaber.

Why didn't Padme want to live for her children? - Because Anakin had mentally killed her. Her heart was broken, and she had not fallen madly in love with her children...

Why didn't Obi-Wan just cut off Anakin's head? - He couldn't.

Why didn't Bail help Jett Zukassa? - Better question: How is Bail going to fight through an army of clone troopers with a pistol?

Why didn't Agen Kolar block Sidious' first thrust? - Because Agen Kolar was a minor Jedi character and needed to be killed to show Palpatine's skill with a lightsaber.

Why we're still answering these is confusing to me, I already put my comments.

Did Christensen use the same lightsaber hilt as Hamill used in A New Hope?

Why didn't Obi Wan keep the baby Luke to train him when he became an infant instead of like 20 years old?

Because he wanted Luke to grow up with a family. So he could learn to love. After everything it is love that saves the day. Luke's love for his sister and friends, and Anakin's love for his son.

but love leads to attatchment no?

and at the age of ten, too old for the training he is..

anyone know the name of the song in SW ,, its the one that is played at the end of ep3 before the credits

The "Force Theme" is how it is commonly referred to.

the Force has a theme song? damn.

Originally posted by Red Superfly
lol everytime I read "Jett Zukassa"

I keep thinking "Jett sucks ass"

Haha, Lucas will come down upon you and smite you


GAAH!!

Originally posted by starwarsrules14
My question is if SW takes place in a galaxy far far away why does Obi Wan have that british accent?
Isnt the reason Anakin fell to the dark side cause he wanted to save padme' from dying at birth... yet the reason she died at birth was that he fell to the dark side? Didn'nt Anakin Bring Balance to the force in episode 3 cause at the end there were 2 jedi (obiwan and yoda) and 2 sith (Darth Vader and Darth Sidious) so what was the point of 4,5,6?

Wasn't Anakin like 16 when he and padme' got merried? Statutory rape? anyone?

"Isnt the reason Anakin fell to the dark side cause he wanted to save padme' from dying at birth... yet the reason she died at birth was that he fell to the dark side?"

Indeed thats irony for you....

"Didn'nt Anakin Bring Balance to the force in episode 3 cause at the end there were 2 jedi (obiwan and yoda) and 2 sith (Darth Vader and Darth Sidious) so what was the point of 4,5,6?"

The dark side is immediately stronger.. Plus the Sith ruled the galaxy and had to be de-throned too....


"Wasn't Anakin like 16 when he and padme' got merried? Statutory rape? anyone?"

Depends where you live..... Here 16 is the legal age of concent...

Originally posted by DarkAge
Did Christensen use the same lightsaber hilt as Hamill used in A New Hope?

Nah.... A similar one, but a different one nonetheless..

Originally posted by DarkAge
Did Christensen use the same lightsaber hilt as Hamill used in A New Hope?

It is not the exact same one of course, but it is made to look just like it. GL said that everyone got to design their own saber except Christianson(sorry if the spellings incorrect) because he had to use one that looked like the one In "A New Hope"

Why are they NOT selling the movie in VHS format for those folks who want to complete their collection???

And yes I have them all on DVD........I also have all the rest except this last movie on VHS, this collection was started years ago. Its dumb not to make this available for those of us wanting to complete this collection. I have looked EVERYWHERE online anyway............cant find it anywhere.

get the DVD and record it to your VHS

Originally posted by The Ones
get the DVD and record it to your VHS

If Anakin misses Padme so much when he is off at war, why dosen't he get a dog?