Heart Attack
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LanceWindu
I basically just had a heart attack. I was standing at the sink doing dishes when a dish that my sister had on the stove exploded. It was glass too. I almost had many shards of glass imbeded in my skin.
ToMacco
Hmm... that sucks, Lance.
mah
but you didn't get hurt?
yerssot
so what do we learn here? don't do the dishes
finti
"My heart goes
boom bange bang
boom bange bang
boom all the time"
Texas
If you cant take the heat, stay out of the kitchen!
BAN-ONE MCGUINN
glad to hear you're ok L.W.--- may need storm trooper armor when doing killer dishes--
ToMacco
Okay, not to change the subject, but;
Last night I logged in from my buddies place WASTED!!!!!! I remember posting once, but I didn't after that, because I was too drunk to type. I couldn't remeber what I posted, or where I posted it.
What I said earlier in the thread, was what I typed in my enebriated state.
mechmoggy
Hmmmm seems perfectly legible to me To, are you drunk right now too?
yerssot
yeah, you're really drunk
mechmoggy
Who me?
I'm only on my 3rd can!
ToMacco
No I'm not drunk now.
But I was then. I do remember it took me a long time to type that. That's why I logged off afterwards.
yerssot
yeah To, you're not the smartest of us
mechmoggy
I'm getting a little tipsy now come to think of it, haven't eaten since this morning.
yerssot
*yells*
drink! drink! drink!
mechmoggy
I don't need encouragement Yerss, I can act like an arse all by myself.
ToMacco
Mech's a seasoned drinker, I can tell.
We can smell our own kind.
yerssot
everyone can smell your kind To
ToMacco
I walked right into that one.
mechmoggy
Oh yes.
Just gonna go get another can, want one To?
yerssot
finally he will taste some good beer... I hope
ToMacco
Well, I am still hungover. . . .
What the hell. Pass one here, mech.
mechmoggy
Its Carling Black Label, which is pretty nice.
Here you go To, enjoy.
ToMacco
*CRACK!!! glug, glug, glug*
Mm, tasty!
mechmoggy
I must be drunk, I'm enjoying cyber alcohol with someone I've never really met.
*Mrs.MM shouts - "Get a life David"*
ToMacco
Hey, us drinkers need to stick together.
Tell Mrs. MM to pipe down and grab a drink herself.
yerssot
no, tell her to come online again; long time ago
mechmoggy
I'll be sure to pass on the good advice. Less chat, more drinking though methinks.
ToMacco
I drink too much.
Oh well. *gulp, gulp*
mechmoggy
Man I'm hungry now.
I could eat a scabby dog the size of a horse.
ToMacco
I'm hungry too. Boy, mech. You're ontop of things today.
yerssot
as long as he stay on top of things and not persons, I don't care
mechmoggy
Don't go eating too much though To, it'll dampen the effects of the beer. You know what mech says when there's drinking to be done?
"You're a cheat - if you eat"
Quite simple, but an essential rule.
ToMacco
That's awesome! I'm gonna use that!
mechmoggy
Feel free.
ToMacco
I get so pissed at my friends sometimes. We're going to get drunk, so we buy a bunch of booze. Then they eat food until they are full. Then they don't want to drink.
mechmoggy
Food always ruins a good piss-up.
ToMacco
True that.
I like to scarf down food right before I go to bed. Then I sleep like a baby.
I love being drunk-hungry.
mechmoggy
I can't remember the amount of times I've got wrecked and then bought stupid amounts of food to take home. Usually I'll get home and pass out before I eat a thing I've bought!
Nothing compares to a warmed up kebab the next morning to cure your hangover.
mechmoggy
Kebabs are pitta breads stuffed with lamb or chicken and salad, along with lots of chilli and lemon. Pure drunk food, nobody in there right mind eats those things sober.
ToMacco
Sounds pretty funky.
I'll stick to pizza.
mechmoggy
Also nice the morning after.
ToMacco
I havn't eaten anything yet today.
I got up and was drinking water, then I saw you were drinking. So what the hell?
I probably should eat something, but screw it. I'll just drink. It's Saturday, after all.
mechmoggy
I'm gonna have to log off in a minute, Mrs.MM has just asked me to come downstairs to drink with her and she's looking sultry. Meeeeeeow!
yerssot
ok, log off, and don't tell us the result!
ToMacco
NIIIIICCEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Mech's gonna get some! Lucky bastard!
mechmoggy
Oh I'll log off, but the rest I'll be keeping to myself.
ToMacco
WHAT ARE YOU STILL POSTING FOR?!?!?!?!
Go! Go! GO!!!!!
Good luck. Be careful. We don't want any little MM's running around.
finti
well if they became Birmingham or wolves fans it would be kind of cool
ToMacco
More soccer talk, eh?
yerssot
soccer? soccer?? it's football!
Edna Witch
Don't want no dingles!
ToMacco
It's stupid that American football is called football. It really has nothing to do with your foot.
finti
well you use your feet when you run with the ball, kick field goals
LanceWindu
No but I almost had. The glass went behind be in from of me and to my left side. Just inches from shooting right into me.
ToMacco
Oh, that's right. This thread was about your accident.
yerssot
I thought we were talking about that glass that exploded instead of his birth?
Edna Witch
Yes it's a topic about Lance shitting his pants!
ToMacco
Ha ha. You like that, Mr. Poopy Pants?
LanceWindu
Hey I did not shit my pants!
All I did was pee a little.
j/k.
I just jumped so high I almost hit my head on the ceiling.
Edna Witch
Ah you see there is no danger of me ever hitting my head on the ceiling!
ToMacco
why, are you really short?
LanceWindu
Probably.
She should be named Strawberry Shortcake
Edna Witch
Eleanor Shortliff was a popular one at school.
Ushgarak
Oh come on, guys, keep up! She's talking about her nickname!
But that said, I guess she was too ill to remember that virtually no-one knows her surname.
keokiswahine
I thought Eleanor is her name
Ushgarak
(Bangs head against wall)
I said no-one knows her SURNAME, Keo.
yerssot
Ush, if you want a head-ache, I can give you a hamer...
what about herself and her parents? do they know her surname?
Ushgarak
Oh, my sides may just split with laughter...
yerssot
then we have to stop them! Quick! Some tape!
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