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I'm facing deportation from KMC....I need someone to marry me to keep me in the forums...

are there any takers for a helpless woman? crytissue

I'm very tempted.......

Originally posted by Runing_Assailnt
I'm very tempted....... I'll be very good

mee!!!!...how much do you have?

(ah, I haven't finished my sentence yet.)

......if I wasn't with someone else.

Originally posted by Fionnuala
I'm facing deportation from KMC....I need someone to marry me to keep me in the forums...

are there any takers for a helpless woman? crytissue

Hmm.......can you cook/iron/wash dishes/wash clothes/have sex all night long and sometimes in the morning and in between snacks?

~wickerman~

"Woman" ... a likely story!

I'm....stunned....

Originally posted by SkankPants
"Woman" ... a likely story!
........

You haven't seen her picture i'm guessing? Well, now you've said that you're not likely to.




Sock.

Originally posted by SkankPants
"Woman" ... a likely story! Essqueeze me?Originally posted by Runing_Assailnt
(ah, I haven't finished my sentence yet.)

......if I wasn't with someone else. I'm with someone as well.. ..this is purely a joke thread..

Originally posted by SkankPants
"Woman" ... a likely story!
was that supposed to mean

Originally posted by a1hsauce
was that supposed to mean

that she isn't a woman...

Originally posted by SkankPants
"Woman" ... a likely story!

Excuse me shite fukk?

Would you care to do us a favour and kill yourself slowly?

Originally posted by Fionnuala
Essqueeze me? I'm with someone as well.. ..this is purely a joke thread..
Tis good that I didn't have my hopes up then, Fionnuala.

Originally posted by StEeL05
that she isn't a woman...
You, dude, are a moron.

yah i had a feeling thats what he was referring to...

if skank pants has a problem he should post it somewhere else...

Originally posted by StEeL05
that she isn't a woman... I am...and I have pics to prove it

Originally posted by Runing_Assailnt
Tis good that I didn't have my hopes up then, Fionnuala.


You, dude, are a moron.

but i love j00!

Originally posted by Fionnuala
I'm facing deportation from KMC....I need someone to marry me to keep me in the forums...

are there any takers for a helpless woman? crytissue right here...this guy....come on

Originally posted by StEeL05
that she isn't a woman... sock

Originally posted by Fionnuala
Essqueeze me? I'm with someone as well.. ..this is purely a joke thread..

that's a good thing really. I don't think you could handle the cooking droolio

~wickerman~

SOriginally posted by Disco Moose
Excuse me shite fukk?

Would you care to do us a favour and kill yourself slowly?
Nice DM. If I wasn't so formal I'd be saying something like that too.

Originally posted by Disco Moose
Excuse me shite fukk?

Would you care to do us a favour and kill yourself slowly? Thanks..kisses

Hmmm, so it turns out Fionnuala is the only female on the forums, and all the guys who think they got a chance at getting into her panties have jumped to her defence after I made a mere joke.

Yeah, you guys rock.

i'll marry you Fionnuala, lets hump!

Originally posted by SkankPants
Hmmm, so it turns out Fionnuala is the only female on the forums, and all the guys who think they got a chance at getting into her panties have jumped to her defence after I made a mere joke.

Yeah, you guys rock. you have us all figured

usually people put a smilie after their jokes bud, why dont you try doing that next time... maybe we can avoid something like this in the future.

Originally posted by SkankPants
Hmmm, so it turns out Fionnuala is the only female on the forums, and all the guys who think they got a chance at getting into her panties have jumped to her defence after I made a mere joke.

Yeah, you guys rock.
You sir, are blind.
Originally posted by lovezall
i'll marry you Fionnuala, lets hump!
Keep dreaming, T/P.

Originally posted by a1hsauce
usually people put a smilie after their jokes bud, why dont you try doing that next time... maybe we can avoid something like this in the future. *SNIKT*

fixed that post for you

~wickerman~

id hlep.. but im not rly in the right posistion 2... no2

Originally posted by Wickerman
fixed that post for you

~wickerman~
cry I feel used

Originally posted by Fionnuala
I'm facing deportation from KMC....I need someone to marry me to keep me in the forums...

are there any takers for a helpless woman? crytissue

i'll tell you what...if you can seduce me than i'll marry you but umm you better at least be 18, because if you do end up seducing me and are under 18 i'm gonna end up getting deported from KMC and having to literally fight for my ass everyday

Originally posted by silvertsume
id hlep.. but im not rly in the right posistion 2... no2
your presence is enough silverts hug

Originally posted by lovezall
i'll marry you Fionnuala, lets hump! Uhhh...what Assilant said..ermm

Originally posted by a1hsauce
your presence is enough silverts hug kissing so sum1 marry fi right now.

Originally posted by Fionnuala
Uhhh...what Assilant said..ermm dont be shy

Originally posted by SkankPants
Hmmm, so it turns out Fionnuala is the only female on the forums, and all the guys who think they got a chance at getting into her panties have jumped to her defence after I made a mere joke.

Yeah, you guys rock.

Ha ha and HA!

I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works. I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up your ass.

The only thing worse than an abusive sock is a continually persistant sexually abusive sock....

Originally posted by Runing_Assailnt
The only thing worse than an abusive sock is a continually persistant sexually abusive sock.... hey.. u still havnt answered mi pm

why do i get the feeling that StEeL05 is one of team Mir?

okay i wasnt hear at all this weekend.. who the hell is this team mir stuff i keep hearing about?

Originally posted by a1hsauce
cry I NEVER feel used...........BUB.........*SNIKT*

Fixed another one for you thy hawtness droolio

~wickerman~

Originally posted by a1hsauce
okay i wasnt hear at all this weekend.. who the hell is this team mir stuff i keep hearing about? omg.. me uneek and GB and DARk were getting killed...

Originally posted by lovezall
dont be shy Oh I'm not..I'm just not into guys who are abusive over the net...

Originally posted by Fionnuala
Oh I'm not..I'm just not into guys who are abusive over the net...

(the very image of gentleness over the internet) O o .

you KNOW you wanna kiss the bunny cry

~wickerman~

Originally posted by magic_hate_ball
why do i get the feeling that StEeL05 is one of team Mir?
He is.
Originally posted by a1hsauce
okay i wasnt hear at all this weekend.. who the hell is this team mir stuff i keep hearing about?
You DON'T wanna know.
Originally posted by lovezall
dont be shy
Oh, she's not shy. It's just that no one's interested in internet molesters these days.....

Originally posted by silvertsume
omg.. me uneek and GB and DARk were getting killed... what?!

Originally posted by Wickerman
Fixed another one for you thy hawtness droolio

~wickerman~
thanks man lol

Originally posted by Runing_Assailnt
He is.

You DON'T wanna know.

Oh, she's not shy. It's just that no one's interested in internet molesters these days..... are u ignoring me...?

Team Mir's infamous now.

Originally posted by a1hsauce
what?!


thanks man lol They basically came on made lot's of socks and abused people in alot of threads...

no seriously what happened with this team mir crap...

Originally posted by Fionnuala
They basically came on made lot's of socks and abused people in alot of threads...
AND NOBODY TOLD ME!!!!

Originally posted by a1hsauce
AND NOBODY TOLD ME!!!! I just did ...some of it's in the rack thread..they almost destroyed it cry

ok.. im deff. bieng ignored... that hurts...

Originally posted by Fionnuala
I just did ...some of it's in the rack thread..they almost destroyed it cry
those bastards!...

Originally posted by Fionnuala
I just did ...some of it's in the rack thread..they almost destroyed it cry
Mmmhmm.....
Originally posted by silvertsume
ok.. im deff. bieng ignored... that hurts...
No you're not!

Originally posted by SkankPants
Hmmm, so it turns out Fionnuala is the only female on the forums, and all the guys who think they got a chance at getting into her panties have jumped to her defence after I made a mere joke.

Yeah, you guys rock. ONLY female on the forms I BEG your pardon! Would you like to keep whatever left of a penis you have you prepubescent cocksucking analwhore ranting You leave her alone

Originally posted by silvertsume
ok.. im deff. bieng ignored... that hurts...

kiss bag

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Ronny
ONLY female on the forms I BEG your pardon! Would you like to keep whatever left of a penis you have you prepubescent cocksucking analwhore ranting You leave her alone
holy cow Ronny that was awesome lol clap

Originally posted by Ronny
ONLY female on the forms I BEG your pardon! Would you like to keep whatever left of a penis you have you prepubescent cocksucking analwhore ranting You leave her alone
Wow.

Originally posted by Runing_Assailnt
Mmmhmm.....

No you're not! was i right...? u never pm'd me back... cry Originally posted by Wickerman
kiss bag

~wickerman~ kisses

Originally posted by Runing_Assailnt
Team Mir's infamous now. we have bling+6 undies

Originally posted by Ronny
ONLY female on the forms I BEG your pardon! Would you like to keep whatever left of a penis you have you prepubescent cocksucking analwhore ranting You leave her alone Thanks Ronny hug

Originally posted by lovezall
we have bling+6 undies
i take it youre part of their team?

no problemo chicka

Originally posted by Ronny
ONLY female on the forms I BEG your pardon! Would you like to keep whatever left of a penis you have you prepubescent cocksucking analwhore ranting You leave her alone

Why you sticking up for her? She ain't gonna put out. Go have a wank over some porn like the rest of the geeks.

Originally posted by Ronny
ONLY female on the forms I BEG your pardon! Would you like to keep whatever left of a penis you have you prepubescent cocksucking analwhore ranting You leave her alone

Marry me.......please........

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Runing_Assailnt
Wow.
Originally posted by a1hsauce
holy cow Ronny that was awesome lol clap

Nurr damn right

Originally posted by Wickerman
Marry me.......please........

~wickerman~ Sounds good

First time I've seen you in a real temper, Maureen.

Originally posted by SkankPants
Why you sticking up for her? She ain't gonna put out. Go have a wank over some porn like the rest of the geeks.
hey loser.. why dont you just leave her and ronny alone. and do us all a favor close the kmc window go to some porn sight and relieve your stress from playing halo 2 all day long

Originally posted by a1hsauce
i take it youre part of their team? well this is my 6th account

Originally posted by a1hsauce
i take it youre part of their team? He was him http://www.killermovies.com/forums/member.php?s=&action=getinfo&userid=71238

you just have to read what he was saying to shellie and Lana in the rack thread to get an idea of the rest of them

Originally posted by Ronny
Sounds good

We can be shexxeh and pink all day long droolio

~wickerman~

Originally posted by lovezall
well this is my 6th account
ohh okay.. well good to meat ya pal.. unfortunately i wish it could have been under better circumstances. I kinda dont like you now

Originally posted by Fionnuala
He was him http://www.killermovies.com/forums/member.php?s=&action=getinfo&userid=71238

you just have to read what he was saying to shellie and Lana in the rack thread to get an idea of the rest of them i didnt say anything ''bad'' i didnt take the piss out of any racks or owt

Originally posted by a1hsauce
hey loser.. why dont you just leave her and ronny alone. and do us all a favor close the kmc window go to some porn sight and relieve your stress from playing halo 2 all day long

Yes, I'm the loser...

I'm the one with my location set as "In Bed With Your Mom"...

Hey, I have a crazy idea! Shut the **** up.

Originally posted by SkankPants
Why you sticking up for her? She ain't gonna put out. Go have a wank over some porn like the rest of the geeks.

You're hillarious...

Kinda like one of those sideshow freaks.

Why am I being so nice to you?

Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, a ferment, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?

Originally posted by a1hsauce
ohh okay.. well good to meat ya pal.. unfortunately i wish it could have been under better circumstances. I kinda dont like you now some people say im the most loved member with my 14inches

Originally posted by Fionnuala
He was him http://www.killermovies.com/forums/member.php?s=&action=getinfo&userid=71238

you just have to read what he was saying to shellie and Lana in the rack thread to get an idea of the rest of them he was everyone

Originally posted by Disco Moose
Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, a ferment, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?

Is that was your last girlfriend told you? Have to use me to vent the rage of you being a loser?

It's ok, I understand, and I forgive you.

Originally posted by SkankPants
Why you sticking up for her? She ain't gonna put out. Go have a wank over some porn like the rest of the geeks. Hey Harry Manback I'm female i dont wank over chicks. People that make little comments hardly ever get anywhere. You just chose to walk into innocent a thread and tear it apart with your ignorace, insolence and stupidity. I would prefur if you now shut your mouth or attach it to a hairy cock.

Originally posted by silvertsume
he was everyone im only the 1s that have trance/paragon in siggy, theres about 12diff ppl

Originally posted by SkankPants
Is that was your last girlfriend told you? Have to use me to vent the rage of you being a loser?

It's ok, I understand, and I forgive you.

That was inventive.
Why not use, "I know you are, but what am I?" next time?

Do me a favor and mistake a shotgun for your fathers penis and stick it down your throat.

Originally posted by lovezall
some people say im the most loved member with my 14inches
You're a perv......

Originally posted by SkankPants
Yes, I'm the loser...

I'm the one with my location set as "In Bed With Your Mom"...

Hey, I have a crazy idea! Shut the **** up.
do you have a problem with me being in bed with your mom... im sorry, cause i really dont care.

and dont start crap with if you cant handle people talkin crap back

Originally posted by Wickerman
We can be shexxeh and pink all day long droolio

~wickerman~ Pink is good

Originally posted by SkankPants
Is that was your last girlfriend told you? Have to use me to vent the rage of you being a loser?

It's ok, I understand, and I forgive you. You are utterly pathetic...I can't believe your'reeven trying to insult him..he's so far beyond reproach from you it's not even funny...

Originally posted by dark1365
You're a perv...... no i just like to mess about, im so playfull

Originally posted by lovezall
no i just like to mess about, im so playfull
No, you're a perv all right.

Originally posted by SkankPants
Is that was your last girlfriend told you? Have to use me to vent the rage of you being a loser?

It's ok, I understand, and I forgive you. Scott? a loser? I think you better wake up and stop pointing the finger. You and your little friend seem to be.. oh shit whats the word.. oh right. Challenged

Originally posted by Disco Moose
That was inventive.
Why not use, "I know you are, but what am I?" next time?

Do me a favor and mistake a shotgun for your fathers penis and stick it down your throat.

Damn! I wish I had thought about bringing your parents into the argument! That would have been the mature approach.

its funny you have to hide behind 12 different accounts. you cant stand up to everyone and tell us who you really are. youre a pathetcis loser who probalby got dropped on your head as a baby, was neglected as a child and now needs to vent out on people who dont pay attention to ya.

alright bud. dont you feel special

Originally posted by Ronny
Hey Harry Manback I'm female i dont wank over chicks. People that make little comments hardly ever get anywhere. You just chose to walk into innocent a thread and tear it apart with your ignorace, insolence and stupidity. I would prefur if you now shut your mouth or attach it to a hairy cock.

this + your previous post have convinced me to relisten to Metallica - Ronnie......except for the fact that the character in the song is a guy......you fit the mold oh so well.....it's kinda freaky.....i love it

~wickerman~

I think this thread should be closed....

Originally posted by Fionnuala
You are utterly pathetic...I can't believe your'reeven trying to insult him..he's so far beyond reproach from you it's not even funny...

Children, darlin....it's funny really.

I'm just impressed it can string enough words together to form a sentence.

Originally posted by Ronny
Scott? a loser? I think you better wake up and stop pointing the finger. You and your little friend seem to be.. oh shit whats the word.. oh right. Challenged

You say I can post on an internet forum while asleep, then call me challenged ... ok, nice one.

Originally posted by SkankPants
Damn! I wish I had thought about bringing your parents into the argument! That would have been the mature approach.
Please hold knife to your throat and press with excess force.

Originally posted by SkankPants
Damn! I wish I had thought about bringing your parents into the argument! That would have been the mature approach.

Yes, LET'S talk about mature.

You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meat slapper.

Originally posted by dark1365
No, you're a perv all right. ok meightm woteve u say

Oh god, the irony in some of these posts are borderline hilarious.

Originally posted by a1hsauce
its funny you have to hide behind 12 different accounts. you cant stand up to everyone and tell us who you really are. youre a pathetcis loser who probalby got dropped on your head as a baby, was neglected as a child and now needs to vent out on people who dont pay attention to ya.

alright bud. dont you feel special

Allyn, Ronny....these bottom feeding trolls feed off us replying to them.

If we ignore them, eventually, much like a cold sore, they will disappear.

STOP IT!!...I made this thread for marriage offers only..schmoll

Originally posted by Disco Moose
Allyn, Ronny....these bottom feeding trolls feed off us replying to them.

If we ignore them, eventually, much like a cold sore, they will disappear.
Ignored....now.

Originally posted by Disco Moose
Allyn, Ronny....these bottom feeding trolls feed off us replying to them.

If we ignore them, eventually, much like a cold sore, they will disappear.

Haha, you guys, ignore us?

Not happening... ever.

Originally posted by Fionnuala
STOP IT!!...I made this thread for marriage offers only..schmoll

I already proposed to Ronny (i hope she says yes cry)

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Disco Moose
Allyn, Ronny....these bottom feeding trolls feed off us replying to them.

If we ignore them, eventually, much like a cold sore, they will disappear.
gotcha

Originally posted by SkankPants
Oh god, the irony in some of these posts are borderline hilarious.

Oh Gawd...the irony...the irony...

Had you, perchance, been the owner of a viable braincell, you might have aspired to something other than felching the bottom of the internet food chain.

Originally posted by Fionnuala
STOP IT!!...I made this thread for marriage offers only..schmoll

How about you step out of your house rather than looking for a partner on an online forum?

WindDancer is here ..they will go away now..

WindDancer has arrived..

Originally posted by SkankPants
How about you step out of your house rather than looking for a partner on an online forum? Becasue I'd so much rather have a guy like you

Originally posted by SkankPants
Haha, you guys, ignore us?

Not happening... ever.

Oh, I think so dimwit...LMFAO....oh..I think you will be ignored for good now.

Originally posted by SkankPants
How about you step out of your house rather than looking for a partner on an online forum?
how bout you leave her alone. and go ask mommy for some money to go pre order halo 3

Originally posted by SkankPants
Haha, you guys, ignore us?

Not happening... ever. No actully i belive it just did.. goodbye now

WD has earned a point in my book. Make it two, actually.

Originally posted by dark1365
WD has earned a point in my book. Make it two, actually.

Tbh he should get minus points...

He didnt get everyone

TEAM MIR FOR TEH WIN!

Originally posted by StEeL05
Tbh he should get minus points...

He didnt get everyone

TEAM MIR FOR TEH WIN! hysterical ..ohh the irony is too much..

Remenber folks....

in the words of Uneek... "you kind of just shot yourself in the foot there hun"

Originally posted by StEeL05
Tbh he should get minus points...

He didnt get everyone

TEAM MIR FOR TEH WIN!

Buh bye sugar!

Originally posted by WindDancer
Remenber folks....

That's what I TRIED telling myself buddy....but sometimes...it just makes you feel soooo damn good.

almost orgasmic.

WHAT?

Originally posted by StEeL05
Tbh he should get minus points...

He didnt get everyone

TEAM MIR FOR TEH WIN! THis is better then a jim carrey movie


oo like one of those video games where you shoot people its like bang bang "Hello im a moron" BANG

Disco Moose?

Originally posted by WindDancer
Disco Moose?

Wind Breaker?

*puts on 70's gear*

afro

Shake it white boy!

Originally posted by WindDancer
Disco Moose? Its the batman jawdrop autograph porfavor

2008?!?!?!?!?

cry

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Wickerman
2008?!?!?!?!?

cry

~wickerman~ droolio ...that looks so good...even if it is a long way away

sexy! i love the joker... though i cant be to sure ill be alive in 2008

its only 3 years away

Originally posted by Ronny
sexy! i love the joker... though i cant be to sure ill be alive in 2008

Joker is the most awesome villain ever, and Mark Hamill is my God

~wickerman~

Originally posted by a1hsauce
its only 3 years away never know what happens in 3 years

Originally posted by Ronny
never know what happens in 3 years
oh come on Ronny... gotta stay positive

Originally posted by Wickerman
Joker is the most awesome villain ever, and Mark Hamill is my God

~wickerman~ Mark Hammil is playing Joker? NO ****ING WAY I can see ity now.. Joker and Batman in a saber duel

Originally posted by a1hsauce
oh come on Ronny... gotta stay positive No I'm always positive.. you know what happens when you die?


neither do I Ooh how exciting i might finally meet Maynard

Originally posted by Ronny
Mark Hammil is playing Joker? NO ****ING WAY I can see ity now.. Joker and Batman in a saber duel

LMAO no....i can only dream......he's the voice for the animated series. Ya know...all the batman animated series that had the joker....the voice was Mark Hamill....you can tell by the insane cackle droolio

~wickerman~

Hamill is great...but Crispin is most likely to be the Joker.

Originally posted by Ronny
sexy! i love the joker... though i cant be to sure ill be alive in 2008 What? ...why would you not be?

I thought the guy in winddancers sig was the joker

Originally posted by Fionnuala
I'm facing deportation from KMC....I need someone to marry me to keep me in the forums...

are there any takers for a helpless woman? crytissue

*steps forward*

I except your proposal, my good lady... euro

... will this simply be a 'paper marrige'? .... or do we actually get to do it? .......

Originally posted by WindDancer
Hamill is great...but Crispin is most likely to be the Joker. that actully seems alot more likely then Hamill

Originally posted by WindDancer
Hamill is great...but Crispin is most likely to be the Joker.

i'd love it if you would read my post in the "who should play the Joker" thread and reply.

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Ronny
No I'm always positive.. you know what happens when you die?


neither do I Ooh how exciting i might finally meet Maynard
lol... good thinkin

Originally posted by WindDancer
Hamill is great...but Crispin is most likely to be the Joker.
how bout jack nicholson...

Originally posted by Fionnuala
What? ...why would you not be? No idea i just had this strange thought that three yeaars is actully a ****load of time and anything can happen

3 years goes by quick though... just stay safe

Originally posted by a1hsauce

how bout jack nicholson... to fat

Originally posted by a1hsauce
lol... good thinkin


how bout jack nicholson...

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/f50/t348745.html

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Ronny
to fat
lol but he did an awesome job in the first one

Originally posted by D-Double
*steps forward*

I except your proposal, my good lady... euro

... will this simply be a 'paper marrige'? .... or do we actually get to do it? ....... Thank you good sir hihat

It wouldn't be a proper marriage if it wasn't consummated