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HimoKun,
Antillies,
Uneeklyconfused,
Maynard-is-god,
LiL nAstY Girl

Now perform one talent... the funniest 2 talents win!

with smilies?

Originally posted by Antillies
with smilies?

No!

how are we supposed to perform then?

Yes. just say what you are doing!

1. *brings up monkey* all right now here is my monkey bo bo, and I have tought him to talk like a monkey...allright bo bo...sexyest one here
Bo Bo: Bleep Bluhp Bleep
Me: Aha...no bo bo...i said human..not R2-D2...silly goose...i mean monkey...

2. All right, get ready, bare your eyes in aww with this *flashes crowd*

Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
1. *brings up monkey* all right now here is my monkey bo bo, and I have tought him to talk like a monkey...allright bo bo...sexyest one here
Bo Bo: Bleep Bluhp Bleep
Me: Aha...no bo bo...i said human..not R2-D2...silly goose...i mean monkey...

2. All right, get ready, bare your eyes in aww with this *flashes crowd*

Very good...

picks up a pack of cigarrettes and lights them(the whole pack)
then attampts to swallow them but instead i suffockate and falls to the floor..........

Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
am i through?

Perhaps

Originally posted by Antillies
picks up a pack of cigarrettes and lights them(the whole pack)
then attampts to swallow them but instead i suffockate and falls to the floor..........

Well... unless the others are also crap... I can't see you getting through

*Holds up an egg*


*shows it to Spooony*

''i will be putting this egg in my mouth.and spitting it across the thread..''

*removes pants....*

should i go on ?

Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
*Holds up an egg*


*shows it to Spooony*

''i will be putting this egg in my mouth.and spitting it across the thread..''

*removes pants....*

should i go on ? please do

Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
*Holds up an egg*


*shows it to Spooony*

''i will be putting this egg in my mouth.and spitting it across the thread..''

*removes pants....*

should i go on ?

No that is enough...

may i watch?

Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
removes pants....*

should i go on ? yes its starting to get intresting

GET THE FUDGE OUT!

Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
do i pass?...

I need to see the other two's first

so far you are in 2nd place...

that means.....

Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
that means.....

Yes you are curently 1st

droolio sweet

Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
droolio sweet

glare

Well I give up on those two so...

Uneek and Maynard are through to the final....

The rules of the final is... I will be making a new thread.... the 1st one out of Uneek and Maynard to post wins!

Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
glare its ok uneek..you're first in my book

Urgh...I was just gonna post

Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
glare

hey uneek why dont you demonstrate your dry humping talent, thats sure to blow away all the compo!

Originally posted by LiL nAstY GirL
Urgh...I was just gonna post

What were you going to post...

I can change stuff!

Originally posted by Fellatio
hey uneek why dont you demonstrate your dry humping talent, thats sure to blow away all the compo!

i feel a bump coming through......youpi

Too late, you cant see my sexy talent now

Sexy is not funny.. I asked for funny

GET THE FUDGE OUT!

Wow....waste of time

*Takes out mike*

Now everybody in the 202, throw your hands in the air 'cause Fat Joe is through,

Now everybody in the 202, throw 'em up! Check it out,

I'm a white boy, but my neck is red,

I put Miracle Whip on my Wonder Bread,

My face is pale, nah, I've never been in jail,

Me and Buffy spend every winter at Vail,

How many bitches have I slapped? Zero. Unh!,

And Martha Stewart happens to be my hero,

I grew up on a farm and I was born with no rhythm,

Dr. Phil's my uncle and I like to hang with him,

I can't dance, I wear khaki pants,

My middle name's Lance,

My Grandma's from France, So maybe I'm wack,

'Cause my skin ain't black, But you can't talk smack,

'Cause whitey just struck back

Yes....

now..

GET THE FUDGE OUT!

Originally posted by HimoKun
*Takes out mike*

Now everybody in the 202, throw your hands in the air 'cause Fat Joe is through,

Now everybody in the 202, throw 'em up! Check it out,

I'm a white boy, but my neck is red,

I put Miracle Whip on my Wonder Bread,

My face is pale, nah, I've never been in jail,

Me and Buffy spend every winter at Vail,

How many bitches have I slapped? Zero. Unh!,

And Martha Stewart happens to be my hero,

I grew up on a farm and I was born with no rhythm,

Dr. Phil's my uncle and I like to hang with him,

I can't dance, I wear khaki pants,

My middle name's Lance,

My Grandma's from France, So maybe I'm wack,

'Cause my skin ain't black, But you can't talk smack,

'Cause whitey just struck back

Good... but not really funny

Sorry

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