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he was just stung by a very vicious bee
i have the proof

No way dude. He was shot. The oreo company killed him because he found out they were putting lsd in the creamy filling.

Originally posted by Deano
he was just stung by a very vicious bee
i have the proof

this is in the gdf ..shit my mistake

Originally posted by ragesRemorse
No way dude. He was shot. The oreo company killed him because he found out they were putting lsd in the creamy filling.

it's ok, i think this new development warrants the supreme importance of the GDF. right above all of the other conspiracies that you have cracked.

Originally posted by Deano
he was just stung by a very vicious bee
i have the proof


I read that too........Then he had a near death experience and went to insect heaven.....It's in a book...

What the hell is with crappy off topic threads in the general discussion forum? its being over run by threads that can go into off topic forum..

Gee someone didn't have their metamucil today.

Originally posted by ragesRemorse
No way dude. He was shot. The oreo company killed him because he found out they were putting lsd in the creamy filling. Are you serious?

Yup. He's serious.

^^ yeah, he's right

serious as a cheese sandwich

I thought he had turned black and was living in a nursing home with Elvis, and then there's the mummy... actually, that's a movie. But I enjoy a good theory, so how can you prove he wasn't shot?

i cant

Originally posted by Imperial_Samura
I thought he had turned black and was living in a nursing home with Elvis, and then there's the mummy... actually, that's a movie. But I enjoy a good theory, so how can you prove he wasn't shot?

LOL Bubba Hotep...!!

why is this any less ridiculous than your other "serious" theories?
all your threads belong in the OTF

Originally posted by PVS
why is this any less ridiculous than your other "serious" theories?
all your threads belong in the OTF

and you belong in a mental home

oh how cold

i was just going to suggest medication for you.

Originally posted by PVS
oh how cold

i was just going to suggest medication for you.

dont need no medication

ive got some wake up pills for you

*hands pvs wake up pills*

thats fine, and here's some laxative and lubricant to aid in removing your cranium from your colon

Originally posted by PVS
thats fine, and here's some laxative and lubricant to aid in removing your cranium from your colon

thanx

Originally posted by ragesRemorse
No way dude. He was shot. The oreo company killed him because he found out they were putting lsd in the creamy filling.

I thought he had been shot because he was putting lsd in Marilyn Monroe's creamy filling.

Originally posted by Deano
he was just stung by a very vicious bee
i have the proof
eer

they have his assassiation on video, you can see his brains flying out the back of the head...

OK

Lets see the proof

i was joking you know::::

Originally posted by Deano
he was just stung by a very vicious bee
i have the proof

Quite right!
I also have shocking, compelling evidence that this very same bee was responsible for the death of Princess Diana.

http://www.14sandwiches.co.uk/images/big_evil_bee.jpg

wasn't it too cold for bees then?

That's what they want you to think.

they want me to think? but that's impossible

Originally posted by Deano
i was joking you know::::

And I was hoping...

Now I'm all disappointed.

Originally posted by Capt_Fantastic
I thought he had been shot because he was putting lsd in Marilyn Monroe's creamy filling.

Originally posted by Deano
i was joking you know::::

It was hard to tell as the theory proposed in this thread is no less ridiculous than others you have posted.

The theory of JFK actually dying from a bee sting is actually more believable than your Icke inspired theory that ancient alien babylonian lizards conducting a global takeover.

just give it up kharma.

pray that those close to him become aware of his delusions
and get him the help he needs

i dont need help..you prat..im perfectly alrighy unlike you
just go and have a wank or something
your becoming a right boil on my arse you know

Originally posted by Deano
your becoming a right boil on my arse you know

Some people get all the luck! disgust

Originally posted by Tex
Quite right!
I also have shocking, compelling evidence that this very same bee was responsible for the death of Princess Diana.

http://www.14sandwiches.co.uk/images/big_evil_bee.jpg

That is one mean looking bee.

I wonder if it can make Honey.

Originally posted by Tex
Some people get all the luck! disgust

yeh....

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
OK

Lets see the proof

i dont HAVE the video, i just know the video was on television at the time and ive seen it somewhere..... ......shut up

Originally posted by Deano
i dont need help..you prat..im perfectly alrighy unlike you
just go and have a wank or something
your becoming a right boil on my arse you know

why dont you send me some lizard porno, so i can have some illuminati spankin material. as far as your 'arse' goes, lets keep the fantasies to the PM's sweety

Originally posted by PVS
why dont you send me some lizard porno, so i can have some illuminati spankin material. as far as your 'arse' goes, lets keep the fantasies to the PM's sweety


you'd love me to pm you and talk dirty, you would...nothing you'd like better
if you are so obsessed with lizards then go buy one at the pet shop..and shove it up ya arse

wow...you really have some kind of anal fixation, huh?

again, please keep your fantasies to the PMs. *kiss*

Originally posted by PVS
wow...you really have some kind of anal fixation, huh?

again, please keep your fantasies to the PMs. *kiss*

im not gonna pm you
you'll just have to fine another man that will suit your needs
i know you have some homosexual tendancies...just back off...

hmmm....arent YOU the one suggesting that i wank and insert small reptiles into my ass? which would make you a homosexual bestial exhibitionist. it was all your idea dude. dont even attempt to project onto me whats in that twisted little mind of yours.

Originally posted by PVS
hmmm....arent YOU the one suggesting that i wank and insert small reptiles into my ass? which would make you a homosexual bestial exhibitionist. it was all your idea dude. dont even attempt to project onto me whats in that twisted little mind of yours.

so what if i suggested it..i only did that cos i knew you would enjoy it
i was saying it for you
you can at least thank me
now.....have a shave

well, i have nothing against homosexuals,
and even exhibitionists dont bug me, so long as
they're not into public exposure. but bestiality is
cruel to animals, especially with regards to anal insertion, so please
give that up. be kind to animals deano. even lizards have feelings.

Originally posted by PVS
well, i have nothing against homosexuals,
and even exhibitionists dont bug me, so long as
they're not into public exposure. but bestiality is
cruel to animals, especially with regards to anal insertion, so please
give that up. be kind to animals deano. even lizards have feelings.

ya see you!!? ya just a waste a space
and i'll tell you another thing,your a small minded bigot!
lizards this and lizards that! why dont you open up your own lizard shop?!

i dont want to be arrested by your illuminati for slave trading

man deano, you are so easy to wind up....kinda like a wrist watch

I love those funny home video programs and my favourite one is the one when the guy's in the car grinning and waving then gets shot in the head. The look on his wifes face! It's a total scream.

Originally posted by PVS
i dont want to be arrested by your illuminati for slave trading

man deano, you are so easy to wind up....kinda like a wrist watch

what!? lol
im not wound up pvs
im having a laugh..ya know..joking around
comon son..get a grip

sure deano

Originally posted by PVS
sure deano

yes sure
glad you believe me

although from a psychological standpoint, it doesnt seem like it's me your trying to convince

Originally posted by PVS
although from a psychological standpoint, it doesnt seem like it's me your trying to convince

not trying to convince anyone