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I've been having morning sickness fro two days now.Am I pregnant?I'm so confused!

iono, maybe your just sick you dont usually get morning sickness near the beggining of the pregnacy anyways.. well all the people i know havent at least

could be just a stomach flu

I have no idea if you're pregnant..Go see a doctor

Originally posted by xLiNdS x 622x
I have no idea if you're pregnant..Go see a doctor
Your right I'll go see one tomorrow.

Probably.

doctor or home pregnacy test.

Another lie...how sad

Originally posted by No_life_in_me
I've been having morning sickness fro two days now.Am I pregnant?I'm so confused! Well then Technically there is life in you

?!

Originally posted by SlipknoT
Well then Technically there is life in you

ba-dum-chiss

Originally posted by SlipknoT
Well then Technically there is life in you my friend just said that.. she was like its funny cause her name is no life in me and then she makes a thread saying she might be pregnant

I put in a request to change my username people.

PUPPY!:EEK:

Originally posted by Yuna33
PUPPY!:EEK:
I like to remember my dog valentine.She passed away from kidney failure due to Lime Disuse

cute doggy!

but I doubt thats what you'll have if you are up the duff!

Originally posted by No_life_in_me
Your right I'll go see one tomorrow.

please tell me you thought about that before she suggested it

Originally posted by SlipknoT
Well then Technically there is life in you

LMAO!!
good one Slip

Originally posted by GuitarBunny
please tell me you thought about that before she suggested it
No

OMFG.....

Have you even had sex to start with?

Originally posted by Lana
OMFG.....

Lana you and me just shared a moment and thought the same thing

how old r u

Originally posted by silver_tears
Have you even had sex to start with?

hysterical she's supposedly married, remember?

Originally posted by GuitarBunny
Lana you and me just shared a moment and thought the same thing

Honestly, though...how dumb can one be

Originally posted by GuitarBunny
Lana you and me just shared a moment and thought the same thing

me too...although that thought has ben running through my mind since her join date...

Originally posted by silver_tears
Have you even had sex to start with? I'd assume that If someone thinks they're pregnant that they've had sex

Originally posted by SlipknoT
I'd assume that If someone thinks they're pregnant that they've had sex

yeah but this chick isn't the brightest of us

true...

Originally posted by fruits
how old r u
19

U'sa ho

Originally posted by LiL nAstY GirL
U'sa ho
LOL!~!!

Originally posted by No_life_in_me
19

Damn!
really young to be married!
Congrats!

Originally posted by No_life_in_me
19

*cough14cough*

Ok, you go from being WillKempsGirl/Anakinismylife 14 year old virgin stalker, to being GothPrincess/No_Life_in_me 19 year old eloped in Vegas, got knocked up and are changing your name to probably "Life_in_me" all because you THINK you're pregnant...stalker.

Socks checks don't lie girly.

Originally posted by Yuna33
Damn!
really young to be married!
Congrats!
Thank you

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
*cough14cough*

Ok, you go from being WillKempsGirl/Anakinismylife 14 year old virgin stalker, to being GothPrincess/No_Life_in_me 19 year old eloped in Vegas, got knocked up and are changing your name to probably "Life_in_me" all because you THINK you're pregnant...stalker.

Socks checks don't lie girly.

Why is she not banned for socking?

Originally posted by Lana
Why is she not banned for socking?

Because of a minor thing with the sock check, it's not 100% accurate. It's telling us she might be a sock, or they might be sharing a computer and to ignore the sock warning.

wow that sucks

seriously, what are the chances of it being a legit account?

Originally posted by Mist
seriously, what are the chances of it being a legit account?

Zip to nill.

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
or they might be sharing a computer and to ignore the sock warning.


great, theyre both morons

Originally posted by Lana
hysterical she's supposedly married, remember?



must have missed that riveting convo

Originally posted by silver_tears
must have missed that riveting convo

She claims to have gotten married in Vegas

Originally posted by Lana
She claims to have gotten married in Vegas

"With a plastic tiara she bought off of eBay resting on her head, she said 'I do' just as her fiancee Bubba took a swig of his Budweiser."

Originally posted by No_life_in_me
I like to remember my dog valentine.She passed away from kidney failure due to Lime Disuse

Lime disuse, eh? Too many margaritas, I take it...

I'm sorry, that was cruel.

watching too many soap operas for her..

Originally posted by Darth Revan
Lime disuse, eh? Too many margaritas, I take it...

I'm sorry, that was cruel.

I went to the doctor and it's official!

Originally posted by SlipknoT
I'd assume that If someone thinks they're pregnant that they've had sex she could have become pregant coz of kissing

Congratulations?

omg, i have a genius idea, how about you go buy a test and find out?

Originally posted by No_life_in_me
I went to the doctor and it's official!

o um...........nevermind then.

Originally posted by Lana
She claims to have gotten married in Vegas
Well, I wouldn't harbour way too much hope on the father actually wanting the baby then.

Originally posted by No_life_in_me
I've been having morning sickness fro two days now.Am I pregnant?I'm so confused!
Well..Have you had sex in the past few days?
You cant be pregnant w/o sex..
Also more symptoms are back ache, lower abdomen pains/aches.

Originally posted by Morbid4Daniel
Well..Have you had sex in the past few days?
You cant be pregnant w/o sex..
Also more symptoms are back ache, lower abdomen pains/aches.
She already said she's pregnant....

And I believe her

Originally posted by No_life_in_me
I went to the doctor and it's official! o..

congrats!


from now on you should avoid:
alcohol
cigarettes
cell phones
hair dying stuff
nail enamels
computers
and tv


oh..also pollution
fat/hot food
stress

gotta think what else..

Originally posted by DarkCanadian
She already said she's pregnant.... Hey David, I'm pregnant


ooh see i can do it too I'm pregnant!

Originally posted by No_life_in_me
I went to the doctor and it's official!

Riiiiiiiiiight.

Originally posted by Ronny
Hey David, I'm pregnant


ooh see i can do it too I'm pregnant!
Really? Who's the father?



She said the doctor called it official...she's pregnant.

Originally posted by DarkCanadian
Really? Who's the father?



She said the doctor called it official...she's pregnant. so did i called the docotor and he just told me i was pregnant.. hey awesome now i can go tell my invisable husband whom i married in vegas

Originally posted by Morbid4Daniel
Well..Have you had sex in the past few days?
You cant be pregnant w/o sex..
Also more symptoms are back ache, lower abdomen pains/aches.

Shit..Kelly's pregnant, too!? What the hell is going on with you kids!???

Well, in that case. I must be pregnant. I feel the urge to eat a lot, my back hurts, I get headaches, I have a round belly, I'm incredibly sensitive...

Originally posted by DarkCanadian
Really? Who's the father?



She said the doctor called it official...she's pregnant. Do you believe everything you are told?

The father's name is Sean

wait..
so she won't be following my adivice? cry

Originally posted by Ronny
so did i called the docotor and he just told me i was pregnant.. hey awesome now i can go tell my invisable husband whom i married in vegas
hysterical2
Originally posted by Fionnuala
Do you believe everything you are told?
Unfortuately yes! My friends think I'm so gullible. I fell for it when we were walking down the street and Graham's like "Oh, shit!! Wasps!!"
Seeing as how I really hate wasps, I ran like there was no tomorrow. Please feel free to mock me.

bag

Okay, nevermind. She's 14?

Originally posted by No_life_in_me
I've been having morning sickness fro two days now.Am I pregnant?I'm so confused!
maybe you are just feeling a little down, but maybe not. If i wa syou then i would waite for my pierod. don't worry if it does not come on time sometimes it can be a month late! if after that you are confinsed that you are then you should take a pregnosie test. you can probaly get them from your logal clinic!

Originally posted by Cinemaddiction
Shit..Kelly's pregnant, too!? What the hell is going on with you kids!???

Well, in that case. I must be pregnant. I feel the urge to eat a lot, my back hurts, I get headaches, I have a round belly, I'm incredibly sensitive... I must be pregnant as well.

Oooooh, we can have our baby showers at the same time!

If you are pregnant then I feel sorry for the baby....
but don't worry you probably won't have it for long..if social services see your posts on here

and what is your obsession with the damn heart of barbed wire.. stop posting it.

im a newbie

..that's cute..

The baby is due April 3rd 2006

That's not eight months.....

Originally posted by No_life_in_me
The baby is due April 3rd 2006

BULLSHIT!

You just found out you were pregnant, it takes longer than an hour to find out when the due date will be. Wait a few more weeks before trying to lie again.

There is no way in HELL that the due date can be predicted that exact.

I wish this sock would just leave KMC already.

She reminds me of rabbit back in '03.

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
BULLSHIT!

You just found out you were pregnant, it takes longer than an hour to find out when the due date will be. Wait a few more weeks before trying to lie again.
The doctor just made an educated guess o.k. Chill

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
I wish this sock would just leave KMC already.

She reminds me of rabbit back in '03.
Ah, I wonder what that was like. After Team Mir, it can't be that bad.

Originally posted by No_life_in_me
The doctor just made an educated guess o.k. Chill

Bullshit x2

The doctor would not even try to guess this early.

I've got 5 nieces and nephews and have seen my sisters go to and fro the doctors office. Don't try to lie to me little girl.

Originally posted by DarkCanadian
Ah, I wonder what that was like. After Team Mir, it can't be that bad.

Just think...

1 girl...12 sock accounts.

Holy kamole.

And T/P made what, eight?

Originally posted by No_life_in_me
I've been having morning sickness fro two days now.Am I pregnant?I'm so confused!

how the hell are we supposed to know? take a pregnancy test...geez

Originally posted by Mist
me too...although that thought has ben running through my mind since her join date...

You poor thing. And remember we were actually worried about hurting her feelings

im sorry...i just read through the last 2 pages.....

i need to change my pants.....i havent laughed so hard for a long time


and she got banned? ha! sweet smoke

by the way, which mod do i thank for this?

BackFire

*praises*

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y12/noobbasher/1094000332_0.jpg

BACKFIRE YOU F*CKING ROCK!

yea obviously


So how you coping Misty? cry you ever need a shoulder to cry on

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
BULLSHIT!

You just found out you were pregnant, it takes longer than an hour to find out when the due date will be. Wait a few more weeks before trying to lie again. Originally posted by DarkCanadian
There is no way in HELL that the due date can be predicted that exact. Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
Bullshit x2

The doctor would not even try to guess this early.

I've got 5 nieces and nephews and have seen my sisters go to and fro the doctors office. Don't try to lie to me little girl. besides the fact that she was lying and we know it...I have to say this...

neither of you know what the hell your talking about. Ken..Ill give you the fact that through your nieces and nephews you may know a little bit but you are wrong here....you are too dark. when you go to the doctors and they confirm your pregnancy....thats one of the first things they do at the very same appointment.

and dark...no its not an exact day but an estimated date based on the first day of your last cycle.

that being said

bout time she was banned!

Suuuupppeer sheellllliiieeeteehee

Shellie is smart!

Shellie knows from experiance

Originally posted by Ronny
So how you coping Misty? cry you ever need a shoulder to cry on

im not coping very well...i might need some extra supportflirt

Originally posted by Imaginary
Shellie is smart! Originally posted by Ronny
Shellie knows from experiance I should know after 4 times...I was well educated now this is a subject I could go on about

Originally posted by Mist
im not coping very well...i might need some extra supportflirt

Id love to help flirt

...

maybe i should check if im pregnant too

gah! you called me misty!

Originally posted by hh?
...

maybe i should check if im pregnant too morning sickness set in yet?

ive got morning sickness too...am i pregnant? goddamit, who owes me child support?

i threw up emu shit...you think thats normal?

Originally posted by Mist
gah! you called me misty! Yea I did, what are you gonna do about it diva

Originally posted by Mist
ive got morning sickness too...am i pregnant? goddamit, who owes me child support?

i cant

Originally posted by hh?
i threw up emu shit...you think thats normal? you know you shouldnt give in to all weird cravings

Originally posted by Ronny
Yea I did, what are you gonna do about it diva

spank you

i liked your old avatar better

Originally posted by shellie
you know you shouldnt give in to all weird cravings

Originally posted by Mist
spank you

i liked your old avatar better I like kissy boys therefor i win

Spank away

Originally posted by shellie
you know you shouldnt give in to all weird cravings

Originally posted by hh?
did you know you know some women crave things like bleach, dirt and paint

never emu shit though

Originally posted by Ronny
I like kissy boys therefor i win

Spank away

hows about you make your avatar you again, and leave your sig as your kissy boys...then everyone can enjoy somethingflirt

Originally posted by shellie
did you know you know some women crave things like bleach, dirt and paint

never emu shit though


shock no i didnt....how do you crave something youve never eaten before?

Originally posted by shellie
did you know you know some women crave things like bleach, dirt and paint

never emu shit though

damn

Originally posted by Mist
hows about you make your avatar you again, and leave your sig as your kissy boys...then everyone can enjoy somethingflirt fine cry

i see you!

I see two boys making out

It's Ronny! Your lipgloss is cool.

Originally posted by Mist
shock no i didnt....how do you crave something youve never eaten before? it can be an indication of need for iron and other nutrients in your body...tis strange but true
Originally posted by hh?
damn hug

thank you, lipgloss is awesome

By the way, your sig is cool too

Originally posted by Ronny
I see two boys making out

i see you!

WTF!?!?!?!?? THERE ARE 3 WAYS TO GET PREGNANT. No life left in me, check all that applu\y


! You had sex
2. you still had longer sex
3. you used protection, but it didn't work.
Ok. I lied. 4 ways.
4. YOU HAD HARDCORE FREAKIN" SEX!!!


I think that anyone who thinks that they're pregnant will remember making wild passionate love! DUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by La Vierge
WTF!?!?!?!?? THERE ARE 3 WAYS TO GET PREGNANT. No life left in me, check all that applu\y


! You had sex
2. you still had longer sex
3. you used protection, but it didn't work.
Ok. I lied. 4 ways.
4. YOU HAD HARDCORE FREAKIN" SEX!!!


I think that anyone who thinks that they're pregnant will remember making wild passionate love! DUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that was 4

Originally posted by La Vierge
WTF!?!?!?!?? THERE ARE 3 WAYS TO GET PREGNANT. No life left in me, check all that applu\y


! You had sex
2. you still had longer sex
3. you used protection, but it didn't work.
Ok. I lied. 4 ways.
4. YOU HAD HARDCORE FREAKIN" SEX!!!


I think that anyone who thinks that they're pregnant will remember making wild passionate love! DUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and if you were drugged and knocked out not knowing that you were being raped....will you remember then?

wow...........hh? is on

yup

im not on too much these days.

i've noticed

Originally posted by hh?
yup

im not on too much these days. tis a shame too...i miss my little emu!

i miss him too

Originally posted by GuitarBunny
i've noticed

me too

Originally posted by hh?
i miss him too I miss him more

Originally posted by No_life_in_me
I've been having morning sickness fro two days now.Am I pregnant?I'm so confused!

Did you have sex and your banned!

Originally posted by shellie
I miss him more

Originally posted by DarkCanadian
She already said she's pregnant....
Ah.

Originally posted by IhaveSean'sbaby
I've been having morning sickness fro two days now.Am I pregnant?I'm so confused!

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