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Now you tell us what Disco Moose was switched with.

Disco Moose was abducted by aliens and switched with a can of Pepsi, room temperature and 3 years old.

he was switched with a cybernetic version of stewie and forced to watch Days Of Our Lives from the very beginning!

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
Now you tell us what Disco Moose was switched with.

Disco Moose was abducted by aliens and switched with a can of Pepsi, room temperature and 3 years old.

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(I can't talk, I'm a can of pepsi)

Originally posted by Mist
he was switched with a cybernetic version of stewie and forced to watch Days Of Our Lives from the very beginning!

fear

Originally posted by Disco Moose
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(I can't talk, I'm a can of pepsi)

Sorry...

Disco Moose was abducted by aliens and switched with a hot chick who dresses in pajama suits all day long.

Originally posted by Disco Moose
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(I can't talk, I'm a can of pepsi)

Hey, look! a can of pepsi.....awesome! pepsi ...... tastes funny.....

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
Disco Moose was abducted by aliens

Good news,

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
fear



Sorry...

Disco Moose was abducted by aliens and switched with a hot chick who dresses in pajama suits all day long.

Bastard.

Originally posted by TheFilmProphet
Good news,

Disco Moose was abducted by aliens and switched with a twig. The twig talks just like Scottie boy.

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
Disco Moose was abducted by aliens and switched with a twig. The twig talks just like Scottie boy.

A twig.....

*sits there...doing nothing...*

Disco Moose was abducted by aliens and switched with a can of metrosexual talking tuna fish.

Originally posted by Mist
Disco Moose was abducted by aliens and switched with a can of metrosexual talking tuna fish.

Oh....

*throws hands up in the air*

I dunno WHAT to do with that one..

Disco Moose was abducted by aliens and switched with an old lady in a wheelchair suffering severe diarrhea after eating far too many out-of-date prunes left in the sun for three days straight.



first time i ever used the spellchecker, i feel special

Originally posted by Mist
Disco Moose was abducted by aliens and switched with an old lady in a wheelchair suffering severe diarrhea after eating far too many out-of-date prunes left in the sun for three days straight.



first time i ever used the spellchecker, i feel special

Dude....that's just....


Woopsie...

...and swiched with a classic music moose

Originally posted by Disco Moose


http://zozipin.free.fr/emoticons/smileys/Mickey.gif

......Da Moose?

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
Now you tell us what Disco Moose was switched with.

Disco Moose was abducted by aliens and switched with a can of Pepsi, room temperature and 3 years old.
I dont know what he was switched with but...


OKAY I ADMIT IT, I abducted DM from his bed....but I..I couldnt help it! Would you be able to help it? He was lying there on his bed.....droolio So I decided to take him for my own.

Originally posted by TheFilmProphet
http://zozipin.free.fr/emoticons/smileys/Mickey.gif

You don't like me, do you?

Originally posted by Disco Moose
You don't like me, do you?

Naw, just messin with you http://zozipin.free.fr/emoticons/smileys/animal_rooster.gif

Originally posted by Clovie
...and swiched with a classic music moose




Like, classic rock? Or Beethoven Moose?

Originally posted by Morbid4Daniel
I dont know what he was switched with but...


OKAY I ADMIT IT, I abducted DM from his bed....but I..I couldnt help it! Would you be able to help it? He was lying there on his bed.....droolio So I decided to take him for my own.

And by contrast, you DO like me, don't you? droolio

Originally posted by TheFilmProphet
Naw, just messin with you http://zozipin.free.fr/emoticons/smileys/animal_rooster.gif

Oh....good....I'm an emotional wasteland today...I couldn't stand rejection... cry

Originally posted by Disco Moose
Oh....good....I'm an emotional wasteland today...I couldn't stand rejection... cry

Its ok, its http://zozipin.free.fr/emoticons/smileys/cool.gif

Originally posted by Disco Moose
Like, classic rock? Or Beethoven Moose? Chopin


hello btw

Originally posted by Clovie
Chopin


hello btw

hug *rests head in your lap*

Hi Clover...

...replace with a 1950's gramaphone that plays only Ethiopian opera music "Click clack click"

Originally posted by Disco Moose
hug *rests head in your lap*

Hi Clover... *strokes your hair slowly*

how are ya doin' ?

Originally posted by Clovie
*strokes your hair slowly*

how are ya doin' ?

Meh....sorta down today....

How are you?

Originally posted by Disco Moose
Meh....sorta down today....

How are you? why so?

tiiired. working form 8am is not good for me

Originally posted by Clovie
why so?

tiiired. working form 8am is not good for me

I dunno.... Just feeling down...

Where are you working??

I've been up since 5 am. I went to the gym and then came to work.

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
Disco Moose was abducted by aliens and switched with a hot chick wh dresses in pajama suits all day long.

Nah he wasnt, I'd have noticed if someone had swapped him for shellie...


Nah seriously Disco Moose was abducted by aliens and switched with a John Travolta robot, wearing funky white flares and platform heels who can only speak by singing Staying Alive by the beegees!

Originally posted by Disco Moose
I dunno.... Just feeling down...

Where are you working??

I've been up since 5 am. I went to the gym and then came to work. no reason?

at the hospital in the ward with tiny cute poor ill babies cry

oh.... but you like gym

Originally posted by Fellatio
Nah he wasnt, I'd have noticed if someone had swapped him for shellie...


Nah seriously Disco Moose was abducted by aliens and switched with a John Travolta robot, wearing funky white flares and platform heels who can only speak by singing Staying Alive by the beegees!

Finally an accurate post.

Still...I'm a little foggy on how it is that I came to be abducted in the first place....

Originally posted by Clovie
no reason?

at the hospital in the ward with tiny cute poor ill babies cry

oh.... but you like gym

No, not a particular reason...likely just because I'm tired.

Oh Klaudia...how can you handle that? That must be so sad....

Yea, I do. I go every day...but my evenings are so busy that I had to start going at 5:30 am to be able to go at all.

Originally posted by Disco Moose
Finally an accurate post.

Still...I'm a little foggy on how it is that I came to be abducted in the first place....

cuz you was an un-trendy, un-fashionable moose so all the other mooses called out to the pod people to swap you for something better...

Originally posted by Fellatio
cuz you was an un-trendy, un-fashionable moose so all the other mooses called out to the pod people to swap you for something better...

That cut me deep, Carole, deep.... cry

I fear all this crazy nonsense, i really do.

Originally posted by Fellatio
cuz you was an un-trendy, un-fashionable moose so all the other mooses called out to the pod people to swap you for something better... No swapping of Moose allowed schmoll

Originally posted by Disco Moose
That cut me deep, Carole, deep.... cry


hug aww but love you got to look at these things in a positive way, sometimes the other animals in woods wont tell you to your face so they arrange to have some cheating ba***rd aliens swap you without so much as 'by you leave' or nothin!

But take heart I still wuv you whether you're a disco diva moose or a bad 70's travolta dance alike...

Originally posted by Disco Moose
No, not a particular reason...likely just because I'm tired.

Oh Klaudia...how can you handle that? That must be so sad....

Yea, I do. I go every day...but my evenings are so busy that I had to start going at 5:30 am to be able to go at all. you'll rest during the weekend

i was feeding one today. and they're so cute..and innocent.and tiny.. but they're getting healthier on everyday

in that case i would stop going at all...
or limit it to the every other day or something

Originally posted by Fellatio
hug aww but love you got to look at these things in a positive way, sometimes the other animals in woods wont tell you to your face so they arrange to have some cheating ba***rd aliens swap you without so much as 'by you leave' or nothin!

But take heart I still wuv you whether you're a disco diva moose or a bad 70's travolta dance alike...

You've given this topic WAY too much thought.

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
Now you tell us what Disco Moose was switched with.

Disco Moose was abducted by aliens and switched with a can of Pepsi, room temperature and 3 years old. i think u mean seduced by aliens.

Originally posted by Clovie
you'll rest during the weekend

i was feeding one today. and they're so cute..and innocent.and tiny.. but they're getting healthier on everyday

in that case i would stop going at all...
or limit it to the every other day or something

Yeah..maybe.

Oh, but still....sick babies...that is so sad...

No! I can't stop going! I've worked WAY to hard to get in the shape I am, to stop and let it all go to waste now.

Originally posted by silvertsume
i think u mean seduced by aliens.

......Whyyyy?

Originally posted by Disco Moose
......Whyyyy? cuz im a alien .. a legal alien..

and thatz y u were seduced

Originally posted by Disco Moose
Yeah..maybe.

Oh, but still....sick babies...that is so sad...

No! I can't stop going! I've worked WAY to hard to get in the shape I am, to stop and let it all go to waste now. for sure

yesterday i was like crying...but now i'm getting used to this... and it is still normal ward and not an intensive care one..so they're NOT that very very sick. hopefully cry

and i thought you're like that naturally.......

Originally posted by silvertsume
cuz im a alien .. a legal alien..

Ahhh...so, you're going to seduce me?

si.

Originally posted by Disco Moose
And by contrast, you DO like me, don't you? droolio
droolio

Originally posted by Clovie
for sure

yesterday i was like crying...but now i'm getting used to this... and it is still normal ward and not an intensive care one..so they're NOT that very very sick. hopefully cry

and i thought you're like that naturally.......

I couldn't do it. Even HEARING about sick babies makes me so sad...

Good GOD no! If I DIDN'T work out, I'd be a lumpy blimp.

Originally posted by silvertsume
si.

Oh.. Ok...

*waits for seduction to begin*

Originally posted by Disco Moose
I couldn't do it. Even HEARING about sick babies makes me so sad...

Good GOD no! If I DIDN'T work out, I'd be a lumpy blimp. but the thing is that they need help.

i don't like excercising

Originally posted by Disco Moose
Bastard.

Hey, you could look at yourself naken in the mirror for kicks.

Originally posted by Clovie
but the thing is that they need help.

i don't like excercising

I know they do, and that is why it takes a special person to be able to do that for them. hug

I do...it makes me feel complete.

Originally posted by Disco Moose
I know they do, and that is why it takes a special person to be able to do that for them. hug

I do...it makes me feel complete. what special person?

really? as for me... it makes me tired

Originally posted by Clovie
what special person?

really? as for me... it makes me tired

Well, ok...for instance...I couldn't do it. Not because I don't love kids, because God knows I do. It's a selfish thing because to see sick kids makes me feel shitty and sad. Then there is you, who also cares about these kids, and you are able to put aside everything and take care of these special babies. It takes a very special person to be able to do that. Like you.

but i'm not able to help them. and it is making me unworthy and bad

Originally posted by Clovie
but i'm not able to help them. and it is making me unworthy and bad

Ok, lets not start ok?

What you are doing is wonderful, and not something just ANYONE can do.

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
Now you tell us what Disco Moose was switched with.

Disco Moose was abducted by aliens and switched with a can of Pepsi, room temperature and 3 years old.
Room temperature!? Oh, no!!

Originally posted by Disco Moose
Ok, lets not start ok?

What you are doing is wonderful, and not something just ANYONE can do. ok.

but...
anyone who would want to would be able to do that.

Originally posted by Clovie
ok.

but...
anyone who would want to would be able to do that.

Not true!

I would LOVE to help them, but I'm afraid that the sadness of sick babies would be too much for me to handle.

*robots into thread*

Originally posted by Disco Moose
Not true!

I would LOVE to help them, but I'm afraid that the sadness of sick babies would be too much for me to handle. i don't believe that.

so you think you would do what? stand there and start crying?

Originally posted by Disco Moose
Not true!

I would LOVE to help them, but I'm afraid that the sadness of sick babies would be too much for me to handle.

It can be saddening but at te same time I find very humbling when I see tiny prem babies no bigger than my hand taking on the world and fighting for life.

besides which you dont have to work with them to be helping. Raising money to pay for expensive equipment is just as vital and anyone can do that!

Originally posted by Baylin
It can be saddening but at te same time I find very humbling when I see tiny prem babies no bigger than my hand taking on the world and fighting for life. and winning!!!!!

Originally posted by Clovie
and winning!!!!!

indeed! when you consider a 24 week pre term baby surviving against insumountable odds makes you realise you can achieve anything if you put your whole being in to it!

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
Now you tell us what Disco Moose was switched with.

Disco Moose was abducted by aliens and switched with a can of Pepsi, room temperature and 3 years old.

Was their probing involved??

Originally posted by silver_tears
Was their probing involved??

no apparently they got their probes out, so he got his out and it scared them away...

Hmmmmm interesting hmm

Originally posted by Clovie
i don't believe that.

so you think you would do what? stand there and start crying?

Honestly. Yes.

Originally posted by Baylin
It can be saddening but at te same time I find very humbling when I see tiny prem babies no bigger than my hand taking on the world and fighting for life.

besides which you dont have to work with them to be helping. Raising money to pay for expensive equipment is just as vital and anyone can do that!

It just doesn't seem fair to me...you know? I mean...here are these tiny, innocent lives, fighting...just to live...it's so sad.

Originally posted by Baylin
no apparently they got their probes out, so he got his out and it scared them away...

hysterical

Originally posted by Disco Moose
Honestly. Yes. i'd never thought that you might be so sensitive touched

Originally posted by Disco Moose
It just doesn't seem fair to me...you know? I mean...here are these tiny, innocent lives, fighting...just to live...it's so sad.

tis sad but it's also encouraging. technology and modern medicien techniques are making longevity such a reality it's quite amazing!

Originally posted by Clovie
i'd never thought that you might be so sensitive touched

I never used to be...but life has changed me I guess....

Originally posted by Disco Moose
I never used to be...but life has changed me I guess....

Lifes a bugger for changing people...

Originally posted by Disco Moose
I never used to be...but life has changed me I guess.... don't you think it's a good thing?

Originally posted by Baylin
Lifes a bugger for changing people... Exactly....especially when aliens abduct you for forty years..

Originally posted by silver_tears
Was their probing involved??

I would think so.

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
I would think so.

No no no...there was no probing...

Kenneth!

shucks

Switched with a Maynard-is-god

Disco Moose was abducted by aliens and switched with a spoon...



shrugrin

Originally posted by Disco Moose
No no no...there was no probing...

Kenneth!

Then what is that 80 ft. satellite dish doing sticking out of your ass?

Originally posted by Fionnuala
Exactly....especially when aliens abduct you for forty years..

You know I would never have taken moose for being over forty!

Infact I would never take that mucky moose anywhere...