This day sucks, so what the hell
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ToMacco
I got off line for a second to call my buddy. I'm at his place.
He's not going to be back here for a long time. It's rainy out, and I don't feel like driving home.
So I just opened up a Bacardi Silver. It's a little early to start drinking, but mech convinced me it was the right thing to do.
yerssot
yeah! it's all mech his fault!
*points at mech*
that's him! that's the dude!
ToMacco
It's my fault.
I'm drinking because there is a lack of other possible activities today.
yerssot
get out, do some driving
mechmoggy
Stop moaning and start drinking To, you've got a lot of catching up to do!
yerssot
you want to get him drunk huh?
no problemo, he gets drunk every day
ToMacco
Not every day, but every weekend, for sure.
It's raining, but I'm still going to grill in a little bit.
yerssot
go out, get wet, get sick, ... please?
ToMacco
It's not raining that hard. Just hard enough to be a pain in the ass.
yerssot
cover your ass and go outside!
ToMacco
I'll cover my ass when you're around, yers, that's for sure.
yerssot
ah! so you finally going to do something about that smell when I'm around? thanks!
ToMacco
I just opened a bottle of red wine.
mechmoggy
I love red wine, its just the ticket when your all bloated from beer. Me and my drinking buddy drank 7 bottles on Xmas day after our dinner! And that was after we'd been to the pub on the afternoon. He's an absolute monster for alcohol though, he makes me look like a learner.
ToMacco
7 bottles? Wow, good work.
Have you ever puked after drinking too much wine? It's really nasty.
mechmoggy
Yeah, all red and stringy. Not an experience I'd like to re-occur.
ToMacco
This last Thanksgiving, we had all the family members over to our place. There were lots of us, but there were 2 bottles of wine per person (at least).
I got so drunk. I must have gone out back of my house and puked at one point. Because in the morning there was a large red bloch in the yard. It had to have been me, because I was the only one who was REALLY drunk.
I passed out in my parents closet that night.
mechmoggy
Looked comfy at the time, right?
ToMacco
It's one of those walk in closets.
I knew that was the only place I was safe. My cousin wouldn't let me go to bed, so I just went in there and fell asleep.
I guess everyone in the house was looking for me, they thought I wondered off in a drunken stuper.
Of course, they found me (after an HOUR!). And my cousin made me get up and start drinking Bacardi Cokes.
I had to work the next day, too. THAT sucked.
Edna Witch
Urgh! Just the thought of drinking at the moment makes me sick. Not very well today. Spent it all in bed. Well getting up to go outside for the fire alarm though. Got down there no probs. Climbing the four flights of steps back up again nearly killed me. Practically collapsed at the top of the stairs. Haven't been this ill in a long time. Just went to my friends room to get some pain killers and I was nearly sick just from smelling the alcohol in her room. Need some soup and a nice pillow so I can sleep on my desk and type at the same time I think!
ToMacco
Poor Edna.
Getting drunk is fun, but the hangover the next day is a real pain in the ass.
Edna Witch
I wish this WAS a hangover. At least then it would pass quite quickly. No I am just plain old poorly! Bloody hungry too. Missed dinner. I was asleep and even if I wasn't, I don't think I could have stayed vertical long enough to actually make it down there let alone back up again!
ToMacco
You've got the flu, then?
That really sucks.
Ick. I hate being sick.
Edna Witch
I don't know what I have but I have vomitting, headaches, stomache aches, dizziness, the shakes and now I feel a fever coming on. God damn! I needed to do so much work this weekend too!
Edna Witch
Oh yes and I forgot to mention my unquenchable thirst!
ToMacco
Maybe you have Ebola
mah
ouch, being that sick isn't much fun... have you got your computer in your bedroom? if not it must be a big job getting to and fro it.
Edna Witch
Since I live in University Halls Mah, all I have is a bedroom. So if my computer wasn't in here, where else would it be?
mah
ahh, excuse me for my lack of knowledge
yerssot
sowwy Edna, I think I placed a curse on you ...
Texas
That's all you do is drink ToMacco!!!
Your gonna need a liver transplant before your 30!
keokiswahine
Edna, drink lots of fluids. It sounds like you have the worse king of flu, but just incase it's more than the flu, please stop at the infirmary and get checked out. It's the thirst that concerns me. It could just be the fever burning all the fluids out of your body, so drink lots of fluids, water, sports drinks, juices, soups. and let us know tomorrow if you're feeling better.
ToMacco
If I need a liver tansplant before I'm 30, then so-be-it.
Texas
Yeah, and finding one will be almost impossible.
Hospitals always put people with natural liver failure on lists first, and leave you damn drunks to die!
yerssot
ow... and btw Edna... tell us when you feel better
ToMacco
I got hammered yesterday. I fell asleep for 3 hours at my buddies place, then woke up and went to a party, where I consumed more alcohol.
Gundark
You drunk bastard.
I just had a bacardi silver last week. Ban-One and me went to TGIF to eat before we went to spiderman. We each had one....pretty good. I'd say they're tie with Zima and Schmirnoffs Ice.
I tied one on friday nite, To - thought of you - we were at a wedding reception for the guy I work with. They got married last December in Maryland at a JP then had a big party at a country club friday nite. I was drinking white zinfindel all night. Tommy had to drive me home for a change. He was drinking Yuengling Lager draft but he can drink enough to float the Titanic and still get around.
finti
must have some Norwegian blood in him then
mechmoggy
Yes, I was drunk too last night (see last post).
My mouth has felt like the bottom of a bird cage all day. No matter what I drank I still felt dry, even my miracle cure of Lucazade didn't work.
Oh man alive, a friend texted me today to say I was dancing last night. Oh god, I really must have been drunk. Mech doesn't DO dancing.
ToMacco
Isn't it fun how booze can make and ruin a day?
mechmoggy
It's a fine line we tred.
finti
ahhh beer. Had me some bunch of beers listening to music until Sunday morning. Kind of cool
Gundark
Bottom of a bird cage ! OMG, Mech - that's hilarious !!
mechmoggy
You know what I mean though don'tcha, that constantly dry feeling you have with a hangover. I felt like I was spitting feathers.
Gundark
Yes I've had the feeling. Too many times. We call it "cottonmouth".
mechmoggy
I woke up in the night and consumed a 2 litre bottle of cola in about 2 gulps and STILL felt thirsty.
I do love how flat my tummy goes the morning after a good session though.
Gundark
You should drink Gatorade. It has electrolytes in it that keep your body from dehydrating.
finti
and it got a lot of other good stuff that aint too good for ya too
finti
artificial stuff like the color thing
Gundark
D&C red dye no. 5 and blue dye no. 3 ?
Its perfectly safe for public consumption. And its perfectly safe to move back to Love Canal.
finti
She lives on Love Street
Lingers long on Love Street
She has a house and garden
I would like to see what happens
She has robes and she has monkeys
Lazy diamond studded flunkies
She has wisdom and knows what to do
She has me and she has you" - The Doors
or root canal
Edna Witch
Oh I am better by the way. Well mostly anyway. I was well enough to go out and get very drunk on tuesday night so I guess that counts. Was so drunk I had to leave early, stopped off at Trafalgar square on the way to take a peek at the ep 2 premiere celebrations then managed to get myself hopelessly lost in Soho on the way home. And unfortunately manged to pick up some weird Italian bloke on the way whom I finally got rid of. But it was all very scary!
The most annoying thing is that my friends said that once I had left the club, they met Ralf Little again like we did on my birthday and this time he was with the guy who plays Max in Hollyoaks. I think they must just attract stars or something! Grrrrrr! And all I had was a nastty hangover the next morning!
Ushgarak
You worried the hell out of me that night!
Gundark
Lost in Soho ? Get your head on straight, girl !
finti
She is an angel of the city
just a little wild
she looked a lot of women
and a little like a child
someone somwhere had a needle
she just had to try
and no she cant afford to tell you no
(do you wanna do you wanna go)
Soho, the topless bars that never close
the fading stahls and peeping shows
Soho" - Trond Granlund
ToMacco
Gundy, I only get cottenmouth when I'm smoking the gonge.
I know what you mean though. I can drink 3 gallons of water when I'm hung over.
Ushgarak
She really did worry me. She texted me out of nowhere asking me to ring her at a certain time so I could check if she was alright. I spent the whole evening shaking in worry!
yerssot
if this is a movie, violins would play now...
ow wait...
yup...
there they are now...
Gundark
I'm very careful not to pick up wierd people when I'm out and about by myself.
mechmoggy
*Sits down opposite Gundy*
Why hello there my lil' puddin', can I buy you a drink?
mechmoggy
*Gets up and sulks off, whilst mummbling*
That was my best line, how did she resist me?
finti
you pick up girls using your smile and your eyes and it is important that your eyes "smiles" too, it aint all that hard
mechmoggy
Hey, my eyes can either stay open, stay closed or open and close rapidly. No smiling is possible.
Ooooh and I can wink.
mechmoggy
Nice logic Finti. What is this, the playground or something?
ToMacco
mech, the wink is huge. Chicks really dig it.
Gundark
Now if you would have sat down and said, "What did you think of R2 flying ?" we would have had something to talk about.
finti
or hey come on over here and talk to me .....
Gundark
Okay. As the next u.s. president, what are your campaign promises ?
finti
every girl got a chance to sit on my lap, and free beer on President day
Gundark
Oh those promises will definately get you votes.
finti
It will be a clean sweep, I can take the office waving a broom
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