bush runs over police officer
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jaden101
typical...bush crashes into a police officer when tearing around the gleneagles hotel on his tricycle
the officer goes to hospital and bush scrapes his hands a little bit meaning he cant shake the queens hand and so she summerily orders his execution because of his disgusting act of treason
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/4658327.stm
"an assault on the queens policemen..is the same as an asault of the queen herself"
the queen was heard to have said (allegedly)
KidRock
Haha Bush is the man.
GCG
Originally posted by jaden101
"an assault on the queens policemen..is the same as an asault of the queen herself"
the queen was heard to have said (allegedly)
with all those G8 protestors i have been seeing on TV these last 2 days, the Queen must feel really battered.......
last thing she needed was a 'Bush' battery
jaden101
i dont know...maybe if prince philip doesn't "live up" to his youthful ways then maybe batteries and bush are a good combination...but only when joined by something long and plastic
Sadako of Girth
Prince Phillip in a room with the G8 leaders of all nationalities....
You KNOW there is room for summit-sized feux par!!!!!!
ROFL A tenner says he makes an unintentional slur Chirac first.
jaden101
possibly...but my money is on the slanty eyed japs getting it first...
i'm sure bush will be glad that someone has a worse record of public speaking than he does...but prince philip gets away with it cause he's senile and old
Sadako of Girth
ROFL
Ain't NO ONE safe with Philip on the loose!
Don't get me wrong.. I still think Bush and co are dangerous to world peace....
But if we ever see the real world war three.. It'll be due to a major diplomatic breakdown cause by Philip the Greek!!!
silver_tears
Chokes on a pretzel and faints, says it all right there
Alpha Centauri
Originally posted by KidRock
Haha Bush is the man.
Not to be overly rude, but you are quite possibly the biggest complete cretin I've seen on these boards.
-AC
alcoholicpoet
That's awsome.
Jackie Malfoy
You guys need to get alife.JM
jaden101
damn you AC...i thought that was your opinion of me
KharmaDog
JM and Kidrock, a match made in intellectual awareness heaven.
alcoholicpoet
Originally posted by Jackie Malfoy
You guys need to get alife.JM
Let us enjoy our lifelessness you party pooper.
Alpha Centauri
Originally posted by jaden101
damn you AC...i thought that was your opinion of me
You say some stupid things, but you're no idiot my friend
.
-AC
eggmayo
Originally posted by KharmaDog
JM and Kidrock, a match made in intellectual awareness heaven.
Why has noone pointed that out yet?
muserke
Originally posted by jaden101
typical...bush crashes into a police officer when tearing around the gleneagles hotel on his tricycle
the officer goes to hospital and bush scrapes his hands a little bit meaning he cant shake the queens hand and so she summerily orders his execution because of his disgusting act of treason
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/4658327.stm
"an assault on the queens policemen..is the same as an asault of the queen herself"
the queen was heard to have said (allegedly)
I heard that too. Hilarious.
Korri
Thats what he gets for Taking the stabilisers off.
Fishy
You can say a lot of things about Bush, but he always keeps things interesting.
FeceMan
LOL.
This is pretty dang funny.
But, don't be too harsh on Bush--if Lance Armstrong can fall, it's not too big of a surprise that he would, too.
jaden101
Originally posted by FeceMan
LOL.
This is pretty dang funny.
But, don't be too harsh on Bush--if Lance Armstrong can fall, it's not too big of a surprise that he would, too.
true...but lets not forget bush's past record on falling
namely off a segway which are supposed to be impossible to fall off
http://www.depresident.com/gallery/media/segway-crash-bush.jpg
and not to mention the last time he fell of his bike and scrapped his hand and chin
http://www.bustedspoke.com/ImagesNews/bsNews2069.jpg
FeceMan
True.
Of course, I could probably manage to fall off of a Segway. I'm such a terribly clumsy person--I seriously pulled a Charlie Brown when I went to kick a kickball...landed flat on my back, a bit dazed and confused.
whobdamandog
This man has difficulty riding a bike..and he's commander and chief of our armed forces? Does anyone see a problem here? And we wonder why this country is getting ready to go down the sh*thole...illumanatti my ass..incompentence is what started all the problems we're currently having...
FeceMan
Originally posted by whobdamandog
This man has difficulty riding a bike..and he's commander and chief of our armed forces? Does anyone see a problem here? And we wonder why this country is getting ready to go down the sh*thole...illumanatti my ass..incompentence is what started all the problems we're currently having...
Riding a bicycle != being president.
And the reason why our country's going down the pisser completely depends on whom one asks. I could give you a number of reasons, but then there'd be lots of yelling and flames.
jaden101
its all good...please continue
FeceMan
Originally posted by jaden101
its all good...please continue
Trust me, it's not.
FeceMan
Originally posted by jaden101
...ok...i trust you...i guess it would've taken a while to get it all out
And there would be much swearing, raging, and ranting, many inappropriate things said, and many people getting pissed at me.
jaden101
Originally posted by FeceMan
And there would be much swearing, raging, and ranting, many inappropriate things said, and many people getting pissed at me.
since when have you cared what people think of you...you're getting soft in your old age feceman
FeceMan
Originally posted by jaden101
since when have you cared what people think of you...you're getting soft in your old age feceman
I am.
However, part of me doesn't want to because (a) it would take awhile and (b) I'd have a never-ending debate against 80-90% of everyone on the GDF.
Capt_Fantastic
Originally posted by KidRock
Haha Bush is the man.
Yeah, he's the original American bad ass.
whobdamandog
Originally posted by FeceMan
Riding a bicycle != being president.
And the reason why our country's going down the pisser completely depends on whom one asks. I could give you a number of reasons, but then there'd be lots of yelling and flames.
Being a rich boy village idiot whose father happened to be president = being president..
bilb
my God is there l anyone out there that still needs proof this man is an idiot?? Friggin embarassing to be American at times with him in charge
Stunrun
I consider Bush a Martian - not American
jaden101
Originally posted by Stunrun
I consider Bush a Martian - not American
Amartian...American
i'm sure bush would consider it close enough
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