Saying's you won't see in a fortune cookie.

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LanceWindu
1.He who stands on toilet is high on pot
2.To make egg roll, push it.
3.Woman who cooks carrots and peas in same pot is unsanitary
4.Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
5.Lady who live in glass house should dress in basement.
6.he who sits on stove shall rise again
7.Man who jump off cliff jump to conclusion
8.Man who runs through screen door strains himself
9.Those who quote me are fools
10.Don't drink and park, accidents cause people.
11.A bird in hand makes hard to blow nose.
12.America good place to Put Chinese Restuarant.
13.Man who take lady on camping trip, have one intent.
14.he who runs behind bus gets exhausted
15.House without toilet is uncanny.
16.he who farts in church sits in his own pew
17.War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
18.Man who jumps through screen door likely to strain himself.
19.Man who drive like hell bound to get there
20.Man who sneezes without hanky takes matters into his own hands.
21.Man who run in front of car get tired
22.People who make Confucious joke speak bad English.
23.Cultural diversity often found in yoghurt.
24.Girl laid in tomb may soon become mummy.
25.Cows without legs are ground beef

Julie
ha....where'd you find all that...or did you make all those crazy sayings up yourself?

ToMacco
Har har har.

Captain REX
laughing out loud

LanceWindu
I found them on this web-site that uses Flash and Shockwave to do little cartoons.

Gundark
Pretty funny. laughing out loud

Ronch_Jedi
26.You smell

Captain REX
Are you saying that Lance smells? Hey, he's cool. mad

27: What goes around, get's dizzy.

LanceWindu
28. Man who go to bed with itchy butt wakes up with stinky finger.

finti
Talking of experience LW

LanceWindu
You bet your ass...wait...NO!!!

Gundark
This list could get quite long...

finti
" you wanna see my cigars"

Gundark
Chinese cigars ?

LanceWindu
More like the Bill Clinton type

Gundark
I still like Bill, no matter what he did.

finti
So did I, the song bimbo no 5 has some real funny lyrics

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