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Did you know?...According to a survey of sex shop owners, cherry is the most popular flavor of edible underwear. Chocolate is the least popular.

wow cool.

edible underwear? ewwwww

very useful

Originally posted by silver_tears
Yes, I'm the bomb, now bow down before me! evillaugh


Random Sex Facts 101
Did you know?...According to a survey of sex shop owners, cherry is the most popular flavor of edible underwear. Chocolate is the least popular.

ALL HAIL MISTRESS IRENE notworthy notworthy

Originally posted by silver_tears



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Did you know?...Studies show that women who went to college are more likely to enjoy oral sex (giving and receiving) than high school dropouts.


I have a pair of edibles gag gift *cough cough*

yuck!

Originally posted by silver_tears
I have a pair of edibles gag gift *cough cough*

We'll put em to use. That is...as long as they don't expire before you turn 18.

why would you wanna eat your underwear?

Originally posted by xLiNdS x 622x
why would you wanna eat your underwear?

you wouldn't be the one eating them
do they teach you young'uns nothing lady

Originally posted by silver_tears

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Did you know?...Male bats have the highest rate of homosexuality of any mammal.

its kinda grose to think about someone chompign away down there and eating your undies off you....yuck! and I bet the cherry flavor isnt the only taste they get

Originally posted by xLiNdS x 622x
why would you wanna eat your underwear?
youre partner eats them off your naked body

It's not the only cherry they'll be tasting
Boom-boom-chis!! *snap snap*

Originally posted by a1hsauce
youre partner eats them off your naked body

it sounds awesome!! shifty

Originally posted by silver_tears
It's not the only cherry they'll be tasting
Boom-boom-chis!! *snap snap*
shes got the idea
Originally posted by GuitarBunny
it sounds awesome!! shifty
it is

Originally posted by a1hsauce
shes got the idea

it is

You'd know right?

Can i post one?

Originally posted by xLiNdS x 622x
Can i post one?

follow my style and it's a go

Originally posted by silver_tears
You'd know right?
hell yes.. i mean i make my own.. with tape and fruit rollups

Originally posted by xLiNdS x 622x
Can i post one?

i don't mind

Originally posted by a1hsauce
hell yes.. i mean i make my own.. with tape and fruit rollups



i see how creative you are shifty

Fruit roll-ups are the ****in shiz jawdrop

Originally posted by silver_tears
Yes, I'm the bomb, now bow down before silver tears! evillaugh


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Did you know?...A man will ejaculate approximately 18 quarts of semen, containing half a trillion sperm, in his lifetime

my sex fact izzzz: pre cum can light up a light bulb with the proper wiring and equipment...

Originally posted by silver_tears
Yes, I'm the bomb, now bow down before me! evillaugh


Random Sex Facts 101
Did you know?...According to a survey of sex shop owners, cherry is the most popular flavor of edible underwear. Chocolate is the least popular.

Originally posted by silver_tears

Random Sex Facts 101
Did you know?...A man will ejaculate approximately 18 quarts of semen, containing half a trillion sperm, in his lifetime.

WoW sAyS iT aLl

i dont need a book

Originally posted by silver_tears
Fruit roll-ups are the ****in shiz jawdrop
ohhhhh I knoooowwwwww

Originally posted by GuitarBunny


i see how creative you are shifty

Originally posted by xLiNdS x 622x


omg that was creepy, we posted the same one

I'll change mine

Originally posted by silvertsume
my sex fact izzzz: pre cum can light up a light bulb with the proper wiring and equipment...
silverts!!!

Originally posted by a1hsauce
silverts!!! a1!!

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Did you know?...Males, on average, think about sex every 7 seconds. Females, on the other hand think about sex every....mmmm... where was I?

Originally posted by silver_tears
Yes, I'm the bomb, now bow down before me! evillaugh


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Did you know?...According to a survey of sex shop owners, a1Hsauce totally turns silvertsume on?!?.

Originally posted by silver_tears
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Did you know?...Males, on average, think about sex every 7 seconds. Females, on the other hand think about sex every....mmmm... where was I?
pure orgasm

Originally posted by silvertsume
my sex fact izzzz: pre cum can light up a light bulb with the proper wiring and equipment...

that's a handy piece of information

if there's every a black out i'll be sure to use it

Originally posted by silver_tears
Yes, I'm the bomb, now bow down before me! evillaugh


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Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.

Originally posted by silver_tears
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Did you know?...A medical study conducted in Pennsylvania showed that people who have sex once or twice a week have their immune systems boosted slightly.

I'm gonna go for at least 5 times

Originally posted by silver_tears
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Did you know?...Males, on average, think about sex every 7 seconds. Females, on the other hand think about sex every....mmmm... where was I? LMFAO!!!

Originally posted by silvertsume

droolio

Originally posted by a1hsauce
droolio

Originally posted by silver_tears
Random Sex Facts 101
Did you know?...Males, on average, think about sex every 7 seconds. Females, on the other hand think about sex every....mmmm... where was I?

How ****ing true is that droolio

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Did you know?..."Venus observa" is the technical term for the "missionary position."

Originally posted by silver_tears
Yes, I'm the bomb, now bow down before me! evillaugh


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The earliest known illustration of a man using a condom during sexual intercourse is painted on the wall of a cave in France. It is dated between 12,000 and 15,000 years old.

This makes me giggle and choke on my water

http://www.area51newmexico.com/pictures/tonsils.jpg

yea lol i saw that and started laughing..out loud with like 5 people in the room

OMFG Irene

Originally posted by Lana
OMFG Irene

Rawr flirt

Originally posted by silver_tears
This makes me giggle and choke on my water

http://www.area51newmexico.com/pictures/tonsils.jpg

Holy f**king hell!!! LMAO!!

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Women are most 'in the mood' in the morning- that's when their estrogen levels are highest

where you getting this stuff from Irene?

Originally posted by silver_tears
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Did you know?...Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up(if you use a condom). It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!

Tis also the best one, one session of sex is the equivalent of jogging for 30 minutes. I know what I'm doing when my gym membership expires.

Originally posted by Royal Knight
where you getting this stuff from Irene?

Online darling

And that's also true for men Lana, right around 3 am I believe it was
I'm gonna give up sleep altogether!

Originally posted by silver_tears
Tis also the best one, one session of sex is the equivalent of jogging for 30 minutes. I know what I'm doing when my gym membership expires.

flirt1

Where are you getting these from? I'm having a hard time finding good ones

Originally posted by silver_tears
Online darling

And that's also true for men Lana, right around 3 am I believe it was
I'm gonna give up sleep altogether!

I know around 3 am's when I'm at my best....or should I say worst? flirt1

Originally posted by silver_tears
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"Ithyphallophobia" is a morbid fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis.

Originally posted by Lana
I know around 3 am's when I'm at my best....or should I say worst? flirt1

Well imo, it's best

Originally posted by Lana
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Did you know?...Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.

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In the Aztec culture avocados were considered so sexually powerful, virgins were restricted from contact with them.









Yum, guacamole.....

Originally posted by silver_tears


That one I like flirt1

Originally posted by silver_tears
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National Aphrodisiac Appreciation Day is January 12th.

Originally posted by Lana
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Sex is biochemically no different from eating large quantities of chocolate.


Who doesn't love chocolate?

Originally posted by Lana
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Did you know?...The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!

Oh me too Lana, **** the zoloft....naughty
I think I'm gonna go out and become a big ****

Originally posted by Lana
Who doesn't love chocolate?


i guess i know what people who are allergic to choclate are doing!

Random Sex Facts 101
Did you know?...A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.

Originally posted by silver_tears
Random Sex Facts 101
Did you know?...A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.

no wondr my asma is under controll

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Did you know?...A man's beard grows fastest when he anticipates sex.

Originally posted by silver_tears
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Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.


Better than Tylenol....

Originally posted by xLiNdS x 622x
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Did you know?...A man's beard grows fastest when he anticipates sex. Oooh!!

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Did you know?... Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.

Alright, well this one is kinda gross

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Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200.

Originally posted by -Funky Punk-
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Smallest natural penis recorded: 5/8 of an inch.

Originally posted by xLiNdS x 622x
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The female bedbug has no sexual opening. To get around this dilemma, the male uses his curved penis to drill a vagina into the female.

Originally posted by xLiNdS x 622x


ewww

Random Sex Facts 101
Many men and women engage in oral sex, and find it one of the most pleasurable of sexual activities. So long as you engage in it responsibly, it's normal, healthy, safe and natural.

Originally posted by silver_tears
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A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
(In my next life I want to be a pig)
(How'd they figure this out, and why?).

Originally posted by silver_tears
Random Sex Facts 101
Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.

Random Sex Facts 101
A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
(In my next life I want to be a pig)
(How'd they figure this out, and why?).

ok i think we've used about all of them on that little sex facts webpage

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A female pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

jawdrop

Originally posted by Darth Revan
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14% of Americans have skinny-dipped with a member of the opposite sex at least once.

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Did you know?...The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time television were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.

I didn't post that

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In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal are punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense.)


Worry not, I got tons

Originally posted by xLiNdS x 622x
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The Geisha of Japan would not perform fellatio because it was considered demeaning for the cultured to do so.

Originally posted by silver_tears
you wouldn't be the one eating them
do they teach you young'uns nothing lady lololol..... oh manna that's classic

Random Sex Facts 101
Unmarried adults in Arizona who decide to fool around a little are committing a serious felony. Anyone single, man or woman, caught having sex can be sent to the penitentiary for three full years.(Like THAT makes sense.)

Originally posted by xLiNdS x 622x
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Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.

Originally posted by silver_tears
Online darling

And that's also true for men Lana, right around 3 am I believe it was
I'm gonna give up sleep altogether!

Well I know that much

Random Sex Facts 101
In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act. (Makes one shudder at the thought.)

*shudders multiple times*

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In Peru, a person who has engaged in sodomy is first dragged through the streets on a rope. Hanging comes next. Finally, the corpse is burned while fully clothed.

Originally posted by xLiNdS x 622x
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In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time. (I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)

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The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.

Which head gets the ax?

Originally posted by silver_tears
Which head gets the ax?
hysterical

Originally posted by silver_tears
Which head gets the ax?

OMG.....

....

Good question, though.....

Random Sex Facts 101
According to psychologists, the shoe and the foot are the most common sources of sexual fetishism in Western society.

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The city fathers in Clinton, Oklahoma have banned local men from masturbating while observing a couple making love in the back seat of a parked car in a drive-in theater. (very uhh...specific)

Originally posted by xLiNdS x 622x
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The sperm count of an average American male compared to thirty years ago is down thirty percent.

Originally posted by silver_tears
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According to psychologists, the shoe and the foot are the most common sources of sexual fetishism in Western society.
That must have been some research assingment...

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There are approximately 100 million acts of sexual intercourse each day.

Lucky bastards cry
And now I'm off to bed wavey

night hi2

Originally posted by silver_tears
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During World War II, condoms were used to cover rifle barrels from being damaged by salt water as the soldiers swam to shore.

hysterical

I can't wait till some one posts the swallowing fact...

Originally posted by silver_tears
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Impotence is grounds for divorce in 26 U.S. states.

Originally posted by silver_tears

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Its fun.

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Average # of calories in a teaspoon of semen: 7
Average # of calories in a can of Dr. Pepper: 150

Ew

umm...how do they research that?

That was my question

Originally posted by silver_tears
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Best ways to improve sexual function: quit smoking, start exercising, lose weight.

Originally posted by silver_tears
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Amount of time needed for a man to regain erection: from 2 min to 2weeks.
I honestly feel sorry for scenario #2

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The word "f*ck" is actually an acronym. It dates back to the Good Old Days, when England was severely underpopulated due to the usual combination of fire/war/plague, and the King issued an official order to... well, f*ck, to replenish the population. Hence the phrase "Fornicate Under Command of the King" passed into everyday language..


See I dont have a potty mouth, I am using the king's english!!

Random Sex Facts 101
Odors that increase blood flow to the penis: lavender, licorice, chocolate, doughnuts, pumpkin pie.
I shall be wearing my chocolate lavendar body mist next time I go out and that's an awesome one bilb

Originally posted by silver_tears
There's not enough bowing going on!! i actually knew that one

Random Sex Facts 101
Did you know?...A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.

so thats why my asthma doesn't bother me that much

Originally posted by silver_tears
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In general, the taste of a man's semen varies with his diet. Some say that the alkaline-based foods (fish and some meats) produce a buttery or fishy taste. Dairy products can create a foul taste. The taste of semen after eating asparagus is said to be the foulest. Acidic fruits and alcohol (except processed liquors) give it a pleasant and sugary taste Examples: oranges, mangos, kiwi, lemons, grapefruit, limes, Labatt Blue, Honey Brown, Drinking a Corona with lime is double the fun.

"Drinking a Corona with lime"


Thats my drink.....well that and coors original.

Originally posted by DeRFmAn
"Drinking a Corona with lime"


Thats my drink.....well that and coors original.

Mine too. the corona anyways

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For every 35 pounds of weight a man carries over his ideal weight, his penis will appear to be one inch smaller.


hysterical2

so how does that calculate if you are under-weight

I'm like 6ft and weigh like 160. I'm pretty sure I should weigh more.

Random Sex Facts 101
Most men's erections are five and a half to six inches long. Although men's penis sizes tend to vary greatly when they're soft, the smaller ones expand more when erect than the larger ones. So, don't go by your locker-room size 'cause in the bedroom, they're all pretty much the same!.


feel a bit better now boys?

As I found out in April... strawberries should go on that list

Originally posted by silver_tears
Yes, I'm the bomb, now bow down before me! evillaugh


Random Sex Facts 101
Did you know?...According to a survey of sex shop owners, cherry is the most popular flavor of edible underwear. Chocolate is the least popular.


Yes I knew that, I was in the shop with you when the owner told us remember...

Originally posted by shellie
As I found out in April... strawberries should go on that list

Mmm I remember those strawberries! droolio

droolio best strawberries Ive ever had too

ooh and those buttery nipples... droolio

mmm...Ive not had any buttery nipples since then...I want some more perhaps a date is in order here...though Ill not be using a shot glass this time

uhhh yeah TMI

lol ^

but yes because I would rather be racing an RX-7 then having meaningless sex with virgins for money and I'd prolly get paid more to race.

You'd actually turn down meaningless sex with virgins?!?!? *slaps*
What is becoming of our world

Every day, two million couples have sex around the world.

For every "normal" webpage, there are five porn pages.

Male bats have the highest rate of homosexuality of any mammal. Thus, Tom Cruise playing Lestat in Interview With the Vampire.

A medical study conducted in Pennsylvania showed that people who have sex once or twice a week have their immune systems boosted slightly.

Women can go topless in Arizona; "female breasts," according to the Arizona State Supreme Court, don't constitute "private parts" under state law.

The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation

n 17th century Spain, it was illegal for anyone other than a woman's husband to see her bare feet. A woman could freely expose her breasts, but feet were considered sexual and had to be covered in the presence of men other than her husband.

In Krakow, Poland it's not only a crime to have sex with animals, but three-time offenders are shot in the head.

n Michigan a woman isn't allowed to cut her own hair without her husband's permission.

Scotland has the higest rate of underage parents in the EU,there are less virgins in Scotland than there are in are in a brothel-

(guess who lives in Scotland)

Scot's ?

Originally posted by T.M
Scot's ?

yup

I will sell my virginity on E-Bay,someone did do that it was on GMTV

Originally posted by silver_tears



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Males peak sexually in their twenties, around 22-23, women peak up till their 30s.

Oh, it's a class.

did you know its not african americans that are well endowed its the indians

If you raped a girl in Ancient China you had to marry her.

ahem, follow the format hoes disgust

What format? sly

Originally posted by silver_tears
Yes, I'm the bomb, now bow down before me! evillaugh


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this one.

Oh, .

including the pink and all