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Any list that would put Paris Hilton 97 spots over Roselyn Sanchez over anything is royally f*cked up...http://www.bastardly.com/archives/2005/03/27/fhms-100-sexiest-women-list-2005/

Lists are pointless anyway..

Originally posted by black robb
Any list that would put Paris Hilton 97 spots over Roselyn Sanchez over anything is royally f*cked up...http://www.bastardly.com/archives/2005/03/27/fhms-100-sexiest-women-list-2005/ I dont care how famous she is,Vida Guerra should be number one. I mean just look at her...http://www.vidasworld.com/

Originally posted by black robb
Any list that would put Paris Hilton 97 spots over Roselyn Sanchez over anything is royally f*cked up...http://www.bastardly.com/archives/2005/03/27/fhms-100-sexiest-women-list-2005/

Paris Hilton has a body of a ten-year boy

Originally posted by GuitarBunny
Paris Hilton has a body of a ten-year boy
my thoughts exactly

Paris Hilton is a flat chested skank-hoe.

That should be the title to my book about the memoirs of my life.

Originally posted by GuitarBunny
Paris Hilton has a body of a ten-year boy Ur right!

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
Paris Hilton is a flat chested skank-hoe.

That should be the title to my book about the memoirs of my life. ....couldn't be better

Originally posted by black robb
I dont care how famous she is,Vida Guerra should be number one. I mean just look at her...http://www.vidasworld.com/ i do believe someone has a bit of a fixation on someone's assets...

Im not even on it icon5

Paris Hilton is completely unnattractive. Seriously.

She has an ugly face which offends me, a filthy crab infested pie-hole, no personality and has no redeeming features whatsoever.

Why is she famous? She's rich and spoiled. Is that it? If there was a figurehead for the stupidity and everything that is wrong with human beings in general, it would be her.

Dirty filthy disgusting, brutal, bottom feeding trash bag ho.

Paris Hilton is pointless, I don't pay attention to her.

If we're actually defining what makes a woman sexy and rating them against the other females that happen to be famous, obviously it's never gonna be concrete because we all have different opinions and things that are attractive to us.

But...

Considering FHM just put up whoever they like and whoever happens to be the flavour of the month, I don't quite see the point.

Personally? Angelina Jolie, Adriana Lima, Ali Landry and Jessica Alba wouldn't leave the top 5. Because they're all much more sexy, beautiful etc etc than any other female in that list, to me at least.

-AC

Angelina Jolie is first.....that makes my brainy hurt

You don't think she's a credible first place?

-AC

Angelina Jolie deserves first place.

She's a dream woman. Gorgeous, rich, strong, kinky and a total geek as much as she is glamourous.

Im going to have to write in and complain.

Dear FHM,

that Korri from KMC, she should be on your list even if its just to make her feel good about herself....

That, and as much as I don't like to judge celebrity personalities, she SEEMS TO BE utterly genuine in what she does.

As far as topping a sexiest female poll, you need only look at the woman.

-AC

Yup i'd do that.

The Olsen Twins?...aren't they fifteen or something?

But thats like two people!

That isnt allowed!

can you imagine the family fueds when one was higher up than the other?

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
You don't think she's a credible first place?

-AC

Not really not a big fan of her...I don't think she is sad sexy her mouth is to big her whole face is just....not that extraordinary (I don't even find her pretty).....her body is ok although her breast look to big on the pic you posted....oh and I belive there are tons of more beautiful women Catherine Zeta Jones, Nicole Kidman and Heidi Klum for example..

Olsen Twins are just wrong. They're legal now I think, but they are like the children of the corn, just creepy.

I also hate Brad Pitt. The man is like James Bond. I admire him, but hate him all the same.

That just....I dunno.

Astounds me. Don't actually see how anyone couldn't find her pretty.

But to each their own I guess.

And because I can...

-AC

Hot.

Deffinatley.

I was actually there, was the Tomb Raider premiere in Leicester Square I believe.

Either that or she wore the same dress.

-AC

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
That just....I dunno.

Astounds me. Don't actually see how anyone couldn't find her pretty.

But to each their own I guess.

And because I can...

-AC
Well I am not saying I would refuse a sexual relationship with her....I just don't find her that hot.... well maybe I just got bad taste

Yes, yes you do.

Now go and lock yourself away, you despicable man.

Have at thee.

-AC

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Yes, yes you do.

Now go and lock yourself away, you despicable man.

Have at thee.

-AC

Hmm now iI feel bad.......

Originally posted by black robb
Any list that would put Paris Hilton 97 spots over Roselyn Sanchez over anything is royally f*cked up...http://www.bastardly.com/archives/2005/03/27/fhms-100-sexiest-women-list-2005/

FHM Sexiest women list is utterly lame. They don't include porn stars.

Porn stars aren't sexy, they're slutty.

And celebreties aren't slutty?

Yep. Paris Hilton being the worst.

I was just being contrary by the way

Porn stars give off this dirty gross perverted aura At least for me

And Paris hiltion shouldn't even be famous actully she shouldnt be alive, she should have died of aids years ago

Originally posted by WindDancer
And celebreties aren't slutty?

They seem to include just some celebrities too...I know there are beautiful women in germany and I bet there are in every other country too.

You would actually be surprised at the amount of porn stars, female specifically, that are actually really smart and intelligent.

Me? I don't find porn to be that outstanding, nor it's stars. To say that some of them aren't really nice would be silly though.

-AC

I can't see how anyone could enjoy porn, i though usally when a "hot" girl is having sex with another guy guys get jealous not horny

I never really saw any enjoyment in watching a 40 year old Burt Reynolds look alike with a bad toupee and a moustache like a donkey's pubes, pummel a younger (or in many cases) older woman.

That and the fact that I think it's much more intriguing seeing Angelina Jolie in a slightly revealing dress than to see a plastic-ed up porn star totally naked. Because it adds the mystique of "Wow, wonder what she looks like under all that."

Chicks naked is no big deal to me, in the sense of seeing a girl naked. Been there, done that, will continue to.

-AC

I enjoy good movies, and i cn't stand bad acting so id never be able to watch a porn film because id feel the need to jump into the tv and sta co directing it... and puke.

and Yes I fell the same way wit the whole angelina jolie thing. I think its hot to see a shirtless guy but i wouldnt really want to see everything it gets kinda gross

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
You don't think she's a credible first place?

-AC Oh She's so ****in hot.

Can't say I'd go so far as to call a naked female gross, to be honest.

The thing that puzzles me is girls who go around drooling over guys, making sexual innuendos but then get grossed out at the thought of a penis.

It's very weird.

-AC

what i wanna know is where is my wife Elisha Cuthbert in this list!!!!!???

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Can't say I'd go so far as to call a naked female gross, to be honest.

The thing that puzzles me is girls who go around drooling over guys, making sexual innuendos but then get grossed out at the thought of a penis.

It's very weird.

-AC I dont get grossed out at the though of a penis, i just get grossed out when he uses it on someone

Originally posted by black robb
Any list that would put Paris Hilton 97 spots over Roselyn Sanchez over anything is royally f*cked up...http://www.bastardly.com/archives/2005/03/27/fhms-100-sexiest-women-list-2005/ why do you care? *shrugs*

I nominate AC as sexiest woman droolio.

Really?

I thought I kinda let myself go. Glad to see I'm still appreciated .

-AC

A littlemore clevage wouldnt go a miss though.

Hmm.

I'm a man of many talents indeed, instantly growing cleavage though...not sure I can pull that one off.

I'll leave that to the chicks who aren't flat-chested.

-AC

Originally posted by Korri
I nominate AC as sexiest woman droolio. me seconds THAT droolio

No comment .

Wait.

Actually wait.

You all do realise I'm not a female...right?

I am a man. Ah ahm a man.

-AC

*Checks Profile*


Oops, i could of sworn...

Oh well my bad.

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Wait.

Actually wait.

You all do realise I'm not a female...right?

I am a man. Ah ahm a man.

-AC

WHAT?....aww man...I thought we were getting somewhere

Sorry Bardock.

But you putting your hand on my thigh was just too close for me.

-AC

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Wait.

Actually wait.

You all do realise I'm not a female...right?

I am a man. Ah ahm a man.

-AC

so i don't need to become lesbian?
even better

drooliodrooliodroolio

Originally posted by Clovie


so i don't need to become lesbian?
even better

drooliodrooliodroolio
That doesn't really make me feel better Clovie

Originally posted by Bardock42
That doesn't really make me feel better Clovie
why would it?

i'm kidding obviously.

Jessica Alba and Biel need to be put up higher on the list. THose idiots can suck feces.

There's something about Jessica Biel.

Not to sure what it is, but most times I see her I get the urge to put her through a wall.

Secksyoually of course.

-AC

Originally posted by Clovie

why would it?

i'm kidding obviously.

I am too....obviously

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
There's something about Jessica Biel.

Not to sure what it is, but most times I see her I get the urge to put her through a wall.

Secksyoually of course.

-AC

Jessica Biel is just.....NO.....I hate you...stupid slutty **** whore *****.....

Originally posted by Bardock42
I am too....obviously didn't seem so obvious

Bardock, I'm not gonna get too hung up on Jessica Biel's morals. I'd just give her a good go.

She's not bad by comparison.

-AC

Originally posted by Bardock42
I am too....obviously



Jessica Biel is just.....NO.....I hate you...stupid slutty **** whore *****.....

how can you deny this hot kick ass gurl

it is your definition of hot?

Originally posted by a1hsauce
how can you deny this hot kick ass gurl That strap thing looks sodding uncomfortable...a tighter version of a guy I know bondage gear...

Originally posted by Clovie
it is your definition of hot?
compared to you no

Originally posted by Fionnuala
That strap thing looks sodding uncomfortable...a tighter version of a guy I know bondage gear...
huh?...

Originally posted by a1hsauce
compared to you no


huh?... The straps she's wearing...I think it's a harness thing for her 'guns'

im not looking at the straps

Oh what the hell Ill add one hotass *****

Originally posted by a1hsauce
how can you deny this hot kick ass gurl

Well she's ok ......I didn't say she wasn't hot though but that she was a stupid slutty **** whore *****.....

Originally posted by Ronny
Oh what the hell Ill add one hotass *****

Damn thats a fine lady...why's she not on that list....

Originally posted by Ronny
Oh what the hell Ill add one hotass *****
jawdrop i think we have a winner!

Originally posted by Bardock42
Well she's ok ......I didn't say she wasn't hot though but that she was a stupid slutty **** whore *****.....
a **** in real life or just slutty looking?

Well look at Ms. Awesome Lips over there.

-AC

diva i just owned this thread

i love this feeling

Originally posted by Ronny
Oh what the hell Ill add one hotass *****

Indeed you ARE powerful as the Emperor has foreseen...

Originally posted by a1hsauce
im not looking at the straps Of course not

Originally posted by Fionnuala
Of course not I see what you mean, looks uber wedgie power

Originally posted by Ronny
I see what you mean, looks uber wedgie power
mmmm wedgie...*pulls pants up to nipples*

Originally posted by Ronny
I see what you mean, looks uber wedgie power Yeah...especialy bad if it goes right around

*shivver* eek I wouldnt like kicking vampire ass with my gear shoved up my ass

Originally posted by a1hsauce
mmmm wedgie...*pulls pants up to nipples* you do that alot dont you

Originally posted by a1hsauce
mmmm wedgie...*pulls pants up to nipples*

Thas wicked sexxay... droolio

Originally posted by Ronny
you do that alot dont you
lol made an entire thread dedicated to pulling your pants up to your nipples

Originally posted by a1hsauce
mmmm wedgie...*pulls pants up to nipples* ..how.....odd...and yet slighty hot droolio

Originally posted by Disco Moose
Thas wicked sexxay... droolio


Originally posted by Fionnuala
..how.....odd...and yet slighty hot droolio
the power of the pants my dear

Originally posted by a1hsauce
compared to you no don't follow

Originally posted by a1hsauce



the power of the pants my dear Especially your pants

Originally posted by Clovie
don't follow
means your hot

Originally posted by Fionnuala
Especially your pants
my gogo pants have been known to be a bit spicealicious

Originally posted by a1hsauce
means your hot


my gogo pants have been known to be a bit spicealicious

*sigh* Dude, whatever hotness you've gained with those pants, you lost with the word 'spicealicious...

oh come on... with all the nicknames i come up with for everyone, spicealicious is the word that finally becomes my undoing?

Originally posted by a1hsauce
oh come on... with all the nicknames i come up with for everyone, spicealicious is the word that finally becomes my undoing?

no, you've been undone for a while...

Like I said, with you, it's like you take ONE step forward and 37 back.

Originally posted by Disco Moose
no, you've been undone for a while...

Like I said, with you, it's like you take ONE step forward and 37 back.
i should prolly learn to walk backwards then

Originally posted by a1hsauce
means your hot oh..ok..tx.

Originally posted by a1hsauce
means your hot


my gogo pants have been known to be a bit spicealicious I was thinking more about your crotch but okay shrug

lol yah my crotch is pretty nice

Originally posted by a1hsauce
lol yah my crotch is pretty nice

God...ALLLLLLYN! Stop yourself....

Milla Jovovich's position on that list is unnaceptable

Originally posted by a1hsauce
lol yah my crotch is pretty nice Yeash...want to post it again?

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Milla Jovovich's position on that list is unnaceptable

higher or lower?

Hi, btw...

Originally posted by Disco Moose
God...ALLLLLLYN! Stop yourself....
i wish i could my brother... im just soo damn good looking.


Originally posted by Fionnuala
Yeash...want to post it again?
lol not at this very moment in time... my boss is like right down the hall

Originally posted by a1hsauce
i wish i could my brother... im just soo damn good looking.



lol not at this very moment in time... my boss is like right down the hall

Oh man....

LUNCHTIME see you guys

Originally posted by Ronny
LUNCHTIME see you guys

Bye Leia!

Wow, look what that list did to you guys!

Originally posted by Clovie


so i don't need to become lesbian?
even better

drooliodrooliodroolio
Cloveh!

get your hands off my woman! droolio

dont make Megs kick your ass!

Originally posted by Korri
Cloveh!

get your hands off my woman! droolio

dont make Megs kick your ass! Megs? eyes

How could they not have Paola on that list...(yeah thats right)

This woman and Jessica Alba need to be higher in the list.

.

Originally posted by Clovie
Megs? eyes

Thats right, Megs! flirt1