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Got ya

Somehow i knew you were going to say that

Originally posted by kmcdude
Got ya

Did not.

You do realize that on KMC you can hover your mouse over a thread title and it tells you a portion of the first post right? Just wanted to say that.

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
Did not.

You do realize that on KMC you can hover your mouse over a thread title and it tells you a portion of the first post right? Just wanted to say that.

Damn

Originally posted by kmcdude
Got ya

Can I poop on your face?

Originally posted by kmcdude
Got ya

Damn!! Another false advertisement!! When well it end! bawling

Originally posted by josh1barnes
Can I poop on your face?


yOU ARE A VERY DISGUSTING,and no I do not have a fetish 4 shit,so poop in your face

Biiatch

Originally posted by kmcdude
yOU ARE A VERY DISGUSTING,and no I do not have a fetish 4 shit,so poop in your face

Biiatch

Awww I want to poop a big nutty turd on your face

Originally posted by josh1barnes
Awww I want to poop a big nutty turd on your face

You like those scat videos don't you?

Wut?

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
You like those scat videos don't you? i THINK HE DOES Ken

Originally posted by kmcdude
i THINK HE DOES Ken

i THINK YOU NEED TO TURN OFF CAPS LOCK kmcdude

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
i THINK YOU NEED TO TURN OFF CAPS LOCK kmcdude


True thanks

haha, fooled you!

****

not really,,,,

well then why else would you clcik on it? why?

just in case......

nah i jus came here if you really did post porn so i could weatch you get banned, YA HA!!!

Damnit.

*leaves*

Originally posted by pacmaniac
haha, fooled you! Originally posted by rickyduck
not really,,,, Originally posted by pacmaniac
well then why else would you clcik on it? why?

Hover your mouse over the thread name before clicking, it tells you the text of the first post...

oh yeah, didnt think of that. next time, ill put just a heres the first pic or something, then put har de har har fooled you.

Hurray for the thread preview thingy.

get a life

Originally posted by pacmaniac
oh yeah, didnt think of that. next time, ill put just a heres the first pic or something, then put har de har har fooled you.

Or just post nothing, fooling people into believing you have posting a pic. Or just post some lesbian swedish blonde twins ...

or a very ugly man and then like

YEA YEA

Dang! That looks like Sunrise Adams.

No teasing.

i'd watch some lesbo's any day. i m howard stern, oOoo baby, tell me more.

Originally posted by GCG
...and it said "haha fooled you".

http://img417.imageshack.us/img417/9238/hmm5cg.jpg

Well, i say!!!

If only it wasnt a PG13 site....

dude pac that wasnt cool thank you GCG for reviving my faith in porno

Wow.

I said It ounce and I'll say it again.

Sex Sells.

dude...

Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
Wow.

I said It ounce and I'll say it again.

Sex Sells.

Photoshop?

duh still funny

Originally posted by Bloigen
Photoshop?

No Paint.

I only use Photoshop to edit Lana's face and other things.

(the two staements on either side of the "and" are seperate)

some semi-nude with a little skin lickin is considered PG-13

Originally posted by dave123
duh still funny

I was just wondering if it was Paint Or Photoshop.
No need to make fun.cry

Oh my goodness

I read the thread title - thought they've got to be having a laugh surely, so i pressed page 2, and up popped that photograph at the top of the page!

I wondered what on earth i had let myself in for

Check out this link http://a.oneofthelads.com/carwash.php

It came around at work the other day - type anything in the box that you'd like to see the girls do

Pornographic Pictures Cleaned up

Originally posted by Xoni
Oh my goodness

I read the thread title - thought they've got to be having a laugh surely, so i pressed page 2, and up popped that photograph at the top of the page!

I wondered what on earth i had let myself in for

Check out this link http://a.oneofthelads.com/carwash.php

It came around at work the other day - type anything in the box that you'd like to see the girls do

I love you.

Originally posted by Xoni
Oh my goodness

I read the thread title - thought they've got to be having a laugh surely, so i pressed page 2, and up popped that photograph at the top of the page!

I wondered what on earth i had let myself in for

Check out this link http://a.oneofthelads.com/carwash.php

It came around at work the other day - type anything in the box that you'd like to see the girls do


For some Reason, they just keep shaking there heads.

Originally posted by Xoni
Oh my goodness

I read the thread title - thought they've got to be having a laugh surely, so i pressed page 2, and up popped that photograph at the top of the page!

I wondered what on earth i had let myself in for

Check out this link http://a.oneofthelads.com/carwash.php

It came around at work the other day - type anything in the box that you'd like to see the girls do

Thats just beautiful Xoni !!!!!!!!

Type Legal into it. Weird...

Originally posted by Bloigen
I love you.

Glad you enjoyed it

Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
For some Reason, they just keep shaking there heads.

What on earth are you asking them to do

Originally posted by GCG
Thats just beautiful Xoni !!!!!!!!

It'll keep you amused for hours

Originally posted by Bloigen
Type Legal into it. Weird...

Have you seen the 'pussy' yet

cry I want to be that car

Originally posted by GCG
cry I want to be that car

Type in 'nice car' and see what happens

Typical women

Originally posted by Xoni
Oh my goodness

I read the thread title - thought they've got to be having a laugh surely, so i pressed page 2, and up popped that photograph at the top of the page!

I wondered what on earth i had let myself in for

Check out this link http://a.oneofthelads.com/carwash.php

It came around at work the other day - type anything in the box that you'd like to see the girls do OMG i love you

Originally posted by bloody bows1
OMG i love you

This has certainly gone down well - just don't go getting 'too' excited lads

I would like 2 girls but they don't need to interact with each other, just take turns or switch. They may find this offensive but as a man's dream they cannot argue with. They must understand, at least give us a chance once!

Originally posted by redcaped
I would like 2 girls but they don't need to interact with each other, just take turns or switch. They may find this offensive but as a man's dream they cannot argue with. They must understand, at least give us a chance once!


You are saying they must do stuff, but to give US a chance?

You annoy me deeply.

Do I care?

So - has anybody found the 'secret' words yet?

Originally posted by Xoni
So - has anybody found the 'secret' words yet?

You mean "sex" and "strip" ?

haha ; i got them to stick their tongue out and kiss

try 'heat'

Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
You mean "sex" and "strip" ?

No - got them - have you tried 'pussy' yet?? That is very funny

There must be some secret words, there allways is, like computer games for example, holding certain keys down on a joypad. Only this will obviously be words. I've tried 'oneofthelads' as displayed on the rear wall of the garage - and they do a kind of limbo under a stick.

do any of you know who invented lesbian love making?

Originally posted by DanteMayCry
do any of you know who invented lesbian love making?

Let me guess... "Two women who really felt for each other"

ha ha ; Backfire will like this.

'finger', 'massage' and 'naked' are interesting.

You just need to think dirty.

type "ake off shirt" it is wierd (i spelled it wrong by accident)

take off shorts is awesome

And here I was actually expecting to see porn, hehe.

Die ! - A big foot comes and squashes them

Originally posted by GCG
Die ! - A big foot comes and squashes them

FANTASTIC!!! Thats obviously one of the secret words - has anybody found anymore?

Originally posted by Makedde
And here I was actually expecting to see porn, hehe.

And why would a female come into a 'lesbian porn thread' and 'expect' to see porn!!

I think she feels let down guys

Are you a .........

try 'work out' and also 'gym'

Try 'Angel' - don't ask where i got this from!

And also 'Lesbian'

Try 'Bucket'

groom - is hot!
kiss each other
fondle
ass
****
blow
buff the car
suck
lick
time
date
floor
wave
fight
polish
drink
touch toes - recommend ***
bend over
drive car - ***
leg
breast compare
banana eat - girl on right is a pro
chicken choke
stripper
shirt ***** pours water on all 3 and rubs it in!
breast rub
barbie play
supermodel
jump
arm
hammer
thighs
heels
Camel toe
flip
hip
panties
time (pours water)
gymnastics
run
pose (god, i want to **** the one in the middle!)
repair
dance (great boob jiggling)
vibrate
lingerie
shower

I HAVE NO LIFE!

golden, shit, piss, penis, dildo, anal, ****, stalker, stalk, harass, perv, letch, magazine, clarkson, jeremy, gear, top, fancy, date, write, number, give, sauce, munch, feed, cherries, cherry, naked, minx, cheeky, soapy, foam, auto, lucky, randy, scare, alive, herbie, boot, open, pussy, floor, lads, limbo, catch, throw, middle, pig, ball, beach, perform, picture, glamour, lense, lens, shoot, model, snap, photo, nuzzle, airbag, airbags, puppies, dyke, bury, funbags, extra, lube, thighs, legs, work, grind, shake, bootie, gym, exercise, stretch, pilates, yoga, fit, sexy, display, pose, spray, shower, pistol, water, oil, baby, slick, rub, tee, watering, tim, soak, competition, shirt, wet, wank, titwank, mirror, wing, valet, rinse, clean, wash, sponge, bucket, suds, bubbly, bubbles, soap, lather, buff, plate, bumper, headlight, shammy, shine, polish, fender, hood, bonnet, detail, wax, flange, spread, groom, slave, fashion, strip, knickers, suspenders, angel, underwear, lingerie, stocking, bite, chew, dick, taste, head, hummer, blow, job, fruit, banana, sex, drive, dirty, bang, love, get it on, seat, back, shag, ****, 3, page, relax, read, easy, paper, news, crash, attack, smash, scrap, destroy, wreck, total, hammer, car, writhe, moan, climax, cum, orgasm, hooters, hooter, bra, ****, kit, jugs, melons, flash, undress, boobs, grope, fondle, feel, massage, breast, sauciness, stoop, bend, saucy, drop, keys, exhaust, sugar, behind, pants, hot, shorts, hotpants, ass, arse, bum, lesbian, gay, tongue, french, frenchie, make, snog, kiss, pat, bad, slap, peach, kinky, naughty, punish, spank, drink, asbo, chav, bolloxed, wasted, steaming, alcohol, booze, legless, drunk, pissed, repair, mend, wheel, flat, fix, tyre, change, wrestle, arm, contest, agile, bendy, acrobat, splits, minge, revenge, punani, fanny, growler, joke, hoof, toe, camel, wedgie, peck, hen, chicken, pull, war, tug, fight, juicy, squeeze, cleavage, shatter, break, violent, knock, hit, punch, aggressive, violence, camera, angry, accident, collapse, fall, stumble, trip, over, stand, balance, leg, lap, party, groove, office, boogie, brent, david, dance, silly, funny, bulge, strength, man, iron, muscleman, flex, strong, muscle, want, come, smoulder, tease, prick, flirt, slag, swear, screw, whore, moose, munter, hooker, ripper, ugly, minging, bird, flip, gyrate, wiggle, jiggle, lips, mouth, pout, sweets, lollypops, candy, sweet, lollypop, plums, plum, finger, lick, suck, computer, robotics, machine, cyborg, robot, roast, hug, group, huddle, cuddle, threesome, sandwich, girl, murder, kill, die, trample, squash, squish, crush, python, monty, monty python, pant, heat, canine, *****, hound, doggy, dog, beg like a dog, beg, mewl, unhappy, upset, sob, cry, smile, laughter, happy, chuckle, giggle, laugh, fiddle, play, excite, tickle, flee, panic, dolly, heels, run, totter, bounce, skip, hop, leap, jump, howdy, wotcha, hi, greetings, hello, wave, array, Rude, Topgear, Number, Cherry, Foam, Herbie, Pussy, Limbo, Ball, PhotoKarina, PhotoJenna, PhotoAli, Funbags, Thighs, Bootie, Yoga, Pose, Pistols, Oil, Wetshirt, Wingmirror, Washcar, Soap, Polish, Wax, Slave, CatwalkKarina, CatwalkJenna, CatwalkAli, Banana, Shag, Relax, Hammer, Climax, BoobsKarina, BoobsJenna, BoobsAli, Breast, Keys, Bum, Kiss, Spank2, Spank, Drunk, Fix, Contest, Splits, Wedgie, Camel, Chicken, Fight, Cleavage, Angry, Fall, Oneleg, Dance, Muscle, Flirt, Flip, Jiggle, Pout, Candy, Finger, Robot, Sandwich, Python, Beg, Cry, Laugh, Tickle, Run, Jump

Bloigen/GCG,

You guys have got me in stitches laughing here - you both have been VERY busy over the last 24hrs. I just hope you haven't been getting too excited.

I've got another girl who is just dieing to meet you both - she wants to perform your every command - but i don't know if your ready to meet HER yet

Originally posted by GCG
pose (god, i want to **** the one in the middle!)


GCG - do you have bad eyesight by any chance???

Thats what Rocky said when he was taking a beating in the ring - he told his trainer he sees three of them out there - his trainer told him to hit the one in the middle

Originally posted by Bloigen
I HAVE NO LIFE!

golden, shit, piss, penis, dildo, anal, ****, stalker, stalk, harass, perv, letch, magazine, clarkson, jeremy, gear, top, fancy, date, write, number, give, sauce, munch, feed, cherries, cherry, naked, minx, cheeky, soapy, foam, auto, lucky, randy, scare, alive, herbie, boot, open, pussy, floor, lads, limbo, catch, throw, middle, pig, ball, beach, perform, picture, glamour, lense, lens, shoot, model, snap, photo, nuzzle, airbag, airbags, puppies, dyke, bury, funbags, extra, lube, thighs, legs, work, grind, shake, bootie, gym, exercise, stretch, pilates, yoga, fit, sexy, display, pose, spray, shower, pistol, water, oil, baby, slick, rub, tee, watering, tim, soak, competition, shirt, wet, wank, titwank, mirror, wing, valet, rinse, clean, wash, sponge, bucket, suds, bubbly, bubbles, soap, lather, buff, plate, bumper, headlight, shammy, shine, polish, fender, hood, bonnet, detail, wax, flange, spread, groom, slave, fashion, strip, knickers, suspenders, angel, underwear, lingerie, stocking, bite, chew, dick, taste, head, hummer, blow, job, fruit, banana, sex, drive, dirty, bang, love, get it on, seat, back, shag, ****, 3, page, relax, read, easy, paper, news, crash, attack, smash, scrap, destroy, wreck, total, hammer, car, writhe, moan, climax, cum, orgasm, hooters, hooter, bra, ****, kit, jugs, melons, flash, undress, boobs, grope, fondle, feel, massage, breast, sauciness, stoop, bend, saucy, drop, keys, exhaust, sugar, behind, pants, hot, shorts, hotpants, ass, arse, bum, lesbian, gay, tongue, french, frenchie, make, snog, kiss, pat, bad, slap, peach, kinky, naughty, punish, spank, drink, asbo, chav, bolloxed, wasted, steaming, alcohol, booze, legless, drunk, pissed, repair, mend, wheel, flat, fix, tyre, change, wrestle, arm, contest, agile, bendy, acrobat, splits, minge, revenge, punani, fanny, growler, joke, hoof, toe, camel, wedgie, peck, hen, chicken, pull, war, tug, fight, juicy, squeeze, cleavage, shatter, break, violent, knock, hit, punch, aggressive, violence, camera, angry, accident, collapse, fall, stumble, trip, over, stand, balance, leg, lap, party, groove, office, boogie, brent, david, dance, silly, funny, bulge, strength, man, iron, muscleman, flex, strong, muscle, want, come, smoulder, tease, prick, flirt, slag, swear, screw, whore, moose, munter, hooker, ripper, ugly, minging, bird, flip, gyrate, wiggle, jiggle, lips, mouth, pout, sweets, lollypops, candy, sweet, lollypop, plums, plum, finger, lick, suck, computer, robotics, machine, cyborg, robot, roast, hug, group, huddle, cuddle, threesome, sandwich, girl, murder, kill, die, trample, squash, squish, crush, python, monty, monty python, pant, heat, canine, *****, hound, doggy, dog, beg like a dog, beg, mewl, unhappy, upset, sob, cry, smile, laughter, happy, chuckle, giggle, laugh, fiddle, play, excite, tickle, flee, panic, dolly, heels, run, totter, bounce, skip, hop, leap, jump, howdy, wotcha, hi, greetings, hello, wave, array, Rude, Topgear, Number, Cherry, Foam, Herbie, Pussy, Limbo, Ball, PhotoKarina, PhotoJenna, PhotoAli, Funbags, Thighs, Bootie, Yoga, Pose, Pistols, Oil, Wetshirt, Wingmirror, Washcar, Soap, Polish, Wax, Slave, CatwalkKarina, CatwalkJenna, CatwalkAli, Banana, Shag, Relax, Hammer, Climax, BoobsKarina, BoobsJenna, BoobsAli, Breast, Keys, Bum, Kiss, Spank2, Spank, Drunk, Fix, Contest, Splits, Wedgie, Camel, Chicken, Fight, Cleavage, Angry, Fall, Oneleg, Dance, Muscle, Flirt, Flip, Jiggle, Pout, Candy, Finger, Robot, Sandwich, Python, Beg, Cry, Laugh, Tickle, Run, Jump

shock.....Where did you find my vocabulary book?

Originally posted by Xoni
GCG - do you have bad eyesight by any chance???

Thats what Rocky said when he was taking a beating in the ring - he told his trainer he sees three of them out there - his trainer told him to hit the one in the middle

My eyes have short-circuited, mixed wires, and destabilised the nervous system.

So lads - are you ready to meet the next girl?

beer.com?

Originally posted by Bloigen
beer.com?

No

There's another........

Originally posted by Xoni
No

There's another........

TELL ME!

Originally posted by Bloigen
TELL ME!

I can tell you one thing - this one's got a better looking rear than all the other three on the car wash!

Just give me the link.

Oi ; have i been missing out ?

Originally posted by Bloigen
Just give me the link.

Now now, patience, patience,

OK - here it is - its not as clear as the other one, and it doesn't accept as many words as the other, but she's in good shape!

http://www.rock1053.com/pages/virtualstripper/index384.html

Originally posted by GCG
Oi ; have i been missing out ?

Yeah.

Originally posted by Xoni
Now now, patience, patience,

OK - here it is - its not as clear as the other one, and it doesn't accept as many words as the other, but she's in good shape!

http://www.rock1053.com/pages/virtualstripper/index384.html

Give me a code for it. Or I'll have to pop a cap in her ass. I've got dance and hello.

Originally posted by GCG
Oi ; have i been missing out ?

We know what you've been doing.............You've been too busy trying out Bloigans list of words on those 3 girls!!

Originally posted by Bloigen
Give me a code for it. Or I'll have to pop a cap in her ass. I've got dance and hello.

Estelle - 'Pop a cap in your ass' - that was a fantastic track!! I've got it on my PC.

Anyway, as for the codes - here are some, although only the first one seems to work for me

clubexpose541
clubexpose1099
clubexpose1259
clubexpose1665

Try 'Thong'

'Rock' is quite a laugh

I don't like it.

Blinking hell - she's an acrobat!! Try 'legs'!

Originally posted by Bloigen
I don't like it.

As i said - it doesn't seem to accept as many words, and its way too dark a setting, and its not as crystal clear as the other.

Can we put the light on ?

Originally posted by GCG
Can we put the light on ?

Ask her.

No; she's given me a wtf

try feet, play and boob

Originally posted by GCG
Can we put the light on ?

Try 'turn on light' it works a treat!!!

By the way lads - got a little joke for ya.

Whats the difference between a hard on and a light on?

Originally posted by Xoni
By the way lads - got a little joke for ya.

Whats the difference between a hard on and a light on?

A light bulb doesn't go soft?

Sleep

Originally posted by Bloigen
A light bulb doesn't go soft?



A light bulb might not go soft - but it breaks when you bang it!!

Sorry, that wasn't the joke but i had to say it whilst you were on the subject.

No, the answer it................you can sleep with a 'light on'

Sorry, its a pathetic joke, and i never did think it was funny when i heard it!

Originally posted by GCG
Sleep

GCG was on the right line!

I can sleep with a hard on...

I hate walking up with one when I am bursting for a piss

Originally posted by Bloigen
I can sleep with a hard on...



You must have special powers!

Just thinking - you haven't got a micro version have you

Originally posted by GCG
I hate walking up with one when I am bursting for a piss

Yeah i know what you mean - thats a serious problem.

I normally stand at the toilet and think of things like plants, and within an hour or two everythings fine

Originally posted by GCG
I hate walking up with one when I am bursting for a piss

Yeah, and you piss all over the curtains. Then on your neighbour, then on the police when they come to arrest you for making your neighbour drown.

or indecent exposure. It is in that case that the shower comes handy - I can relax, to a fountain piss and wash the walls after.

Whilst we're on the subject of pissing, excuse me a second chappies..................

Just piss on the walls to wash them.

fooled

????

this sucks beavis

How Fooled?

You're an Idiot, stop trying to be like me and actually put effort into your threads that make no sense, like me.

******* I wanted porn.

^^^ no one is not gonna be like you

I'll give this max 15 mins before it gets closed.

Originally posted by bloodboys2blueb
fooled
You're mean. cry

i also thought this would be closed

It takes a real moron to think anyone with Brains would fall for this; Everyone knows about the Preview Function.

Originally posted by Barker
It takes a real moron to think anyone with Brains would fall for this; Everyone knows about the Preview Function.

me 2 but i had to put something

Originally posted by bloodboys2blueb
me 2 but i had to put something

No You Didn't, lies.

Originally posted by bloodboys2blueb
me 2 but i had to put something
Dont lie.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
No You Didn't, lies. Originally posted by Kharhmah
Dont lie.

Owned.

Porn threads have been done way too may times now.

Originally posted by bloodboys2blueb
me 2 but i had to put something
Lying gets you nowhere.

Originally posted by Barker
Lying gets you nowhere.

Unless you want to be the president

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Unless you want to be the president

I know why I'm here. I prefer to see girls having sex with a horse instead of a man...I am not gay, men always bug me. Why not just watching Playgirl models? Yes, I know they are naked but there's no real sex. I enjoy excitement.

Originally posted by redcaped
I know why I'm here. I prefer to see girls having sex with a horse instead of a man...I am not gay, men always bug me. Why not just watching Playgirl models? Yes, I know they are naked but there's no real sex. I enjoy excitement.


yes!!! redcaped likes beastiality! it somehow makes sense!!! not sure about the playgirl thing though...but still.

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
You like those scat videos don't you? *vomit*

w00tw00tw00tw00tBOOBIES!w00tw00tw00tw00t

I have an insatiable appetite for them. ice

Originally posted by GCG
I have an insatiable appetite for them. ice

That smilie confuses and angers me.

...

Why was this revived?

Ask the mod who merged it

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d63/pauldeakin/Funny/mt1135490860.jpg

Originally posted by Captain REX
...

Why was this revived?

Someone made a duplicate thread and it was merged.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine


You're an Idiot, stop trying to be like me and actually put effort into your threads that make no sense, like me.





Why would I wanna be like you? I cant stand you

Idiot

Damn you guys, play nicely! Do us females always have to come to rescue you males?

SHUT UP BOTH OF YOU!!! OR ILL TURN THIS CAR BACK!!!!

Originally posted by XxLuvMe4MexX
Damn you guys, play nicely! Do us females always have to come to rescue you males?

Take out the word rescue and Ill say yes

Originally posted by a1hsauce
SHUT UP BOTH OF YOU!!! OR ILL TURN THIS CAR BACK!!!!

Can we stop for icecream? cry