Bands you'd love to see duke it out.

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RagnaViper
Here's the drill. Name two bands you'd love to see in an all out brawl.

Mine:
KISS vs. Judas Priest

Hilarity ensues!

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Wu Tang Clan vs Grandmaster Flash & The Furious Five

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SlipknoT
Slipknot Vs. Gwar

Mayhem vs. Good Charlotte (just to see GC literally eaten Alive)

Alpha Centauri
Rammstein Vs Anyone.

Or just Till.

-AC

SlipknoT
Why Rammstien vs Anyone?

Bad Boy
Shaped by Fate and Knuckledust

Alpha Centauri
Originally posted by SlipknoT
Why Rammstien vs Anyone?

Have you actually seen Till Lindemann?

He could probably take out most of the people you've mentioned.

In a fist fight at least, off sheer strength alone.

-AC

SlipknoT
Peter Steele from Type O negative would wreck him.

Df02
The Locust vs Blue man group

oh how funny would that be haha

mr.smiley
Peter Steele vs Jerry Only

Df02
Danzig vs the rest of the misfits would be good

SlipknoT
Didnt Danzig already get knocked out?

mr.smiley
Yeah,but it was spur of the moment thing.That could happen to anybody.Imo though,Danzing would lose to Only.

Alpha Centauri
Originally posted by SlipknoT
Peter Steele from Type O negative would wreck him.

I don't think anyone could actually wreck him.

-AC

Df02
Henry Rollins vs Greenday haha

nick1811
avril lavigne vs good charlotte, because then id know at leats one of them would get hurt...

Myth
Slipknot vs White Stripes (isn't that like 7 vs 2 or something?)

RedAlertv2
Blink 182 vs Green Day

Rob Owns You
slayer vs cannibal corpse

SlipknoT
Originally posted by Myth
Slipknot vs White Stripes (isn't that like 7 vs 2 or something?) 9 vs. 1 guy and a chick.

pr1983
every boyband versus the blades of a giant blender...

Alpha Centauri
The thing is, Slipknot only have the numbers advantage.

I'd take Jack White over any member of Slipknot one on one. Considering Jack White likes to fight now and then.

-AC

Df02
jack johnson vs a claymore

RagnaViper
Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Rammstein Vs Anyone.

Or just Till.

-AC

There should be a rule or something against using Rammstein. Those guys could tear the shit out of any band except maybe Iron Maiden (only if they have Eddie on their side).

DaRk Lotus
Korn vs. there ex gutairest laughing out loud

SlipknoT
Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
The thing is, Slipknot only have the numbers advantage.

I'd take Jack White over any member of Slipknot one on one. Considering Jack White likes to fight now and then.

-AC Mick would smack him around.

Afro Cheese
How about Slipknot vs Wu-Tang Clan

Equal amount of members, so it'd be a fair fight. Also an interesting one.

Dr. Strangelove
Cake vs Weezer

DaRk Lotus
Godsmack vs. Story of the Year (grudge match)

Head vs. Joey Jorason (slipknot)

LiveAndLetDie
"New" Guns N' Roses VS. Velvet Revolver
Velvet Revolver would SO kick their ass

Vince Neil VS. Axl Rose
Been waiting for that for years.

SlipknoT
Axl Would Win

Df02
Originally posted by Afro Cheese
How about Slipknot vs Wu-Tang Clan

Equal amount of members, so it'd be a fair fight. Also an interesting one.

arent all of wu tang clan pretty damn good martial artists tho?

Tptmanno1
I'd like to see maynard go crazy on someone, I saw a concert vid once, where a fan jumped on stage, MJK put him in some kind of body lock, and kept singing. it was awesome

Afro Cheese
Originally posted by Df02
arent all of wu tang clan pretty damn good martial artists tho? Nah I don't think so.. I think that's just part of their music. At least I've never heard of any of them knowing martial arts, but they do rap about it alot.

Cinemaddiction
NKOTB vs N Sync

Df02
Terror vs Hatebreed

oohthe hardcore battle to end all hardcore battles

StinkFist462
Originally posted by Tptmanno1
I'd like to see maynard go crazy on someone, I saw a concert vid once, where a fan jumped on stage, MJK put him in some kind of body lock, and kept singing. it was awesome

didnt he body slam his ass? confused

Kumar
Good Charlotte vs. Simple Plan

just to see the what the sissies would do if they were taken out of their fake, pop live and put in a REAL WORLD situation..... not that a random fight is "real world" but it is more real than they have seen

bardock
axl rose vs tommy lee

SlipknoT
Originally posted by Afro Cheese
Nah I don't think so.. I think that's just part of their music. At least I've never heard of any of them knowing martial arts, but they do rap about it alot. Either Way "Wu Tang Clan aint Nuthin To **** with"

bardock
tru dat

Snoopbert
Backstreet Boys, Nysnc vs Slipknot and Ramstein

RagnaViper
Originally posted by Snoopbert
Backstreet Boys, Nysnc vs Slipknot and Ramstein

Are we talking about a free-for-all or a tag team match?

Cause Rammstein doesn't need any help at all. They could easily take an army of pop bands.

LiveAndLetDie
Originally posted by bardock
axl rose vs tommy lee
Axl would kick Tommy`s ass, no question about it.

Duff McKagan vs. Nikki Sixx

bardock
duff is a crazy dude but i think nikki does karate

classic crazy vs karate match

LiveAndLetDie
Duff kickboxes now smile

bardock
oh yeah thats right didnt he get scott in martial arts for drugs. duff wins

Victor Von Doom
Till Lindemann vs Mick Thompson vs Jack White vs Josh Homme vs Henry Rollins vs Dave Mustaine.

Last man standing.

bardock
rollins looks crazy he takes it

Hornyman
Backstreet Boys+N Sync vs. Slipknot.

Now that would be funny.

bardock
him vs stp

RedAlertv2
good charlotte + simple plan vs Avenged Sevenfold. Even outnumbered 2-1 I hand this to Avenged. M Shadows alone could hold his own against all of SP
Pop genocide yes

Dr. Strangelove
Lacuna Coil vs The Birthday Massacre

I wouldn't be interested in the band fighting as much as the lead singers going at each other. shifty

SlipknoT
Originally posted by Victor Von Doom
Till Lindemann vs Mick Thompson vs Jack White vs Josh Homme vs Henry Rollins vs Dave Mustaine.

Last man standing. Rollins Would probably win

LiveAndLetDie
Axl Rose vs. Scott Weiland

Alpha Centauri
Originally posted by Victor Von Doom
Till Lindemann vs Mick Thompson vs Jack White vs Josh Homme vs Henry Rollins vs Dave Mustaine.

Last man standing.

I'd bet on Homme or Rollins.

-AC

Victor Von Doom
Josh for me.

Snoopbert
Originally posted by RagnaViper
Are we talking about a free-for-all or a tag team match?

Cause Rammstein doesn't need any help at all. They could easily take an army of pop bands. tag team evil face

Darth Revan
Henry Rollins vs 50-cent

bardock
both dudes are pretty big and ripped its close

Alpha Centauri
Henry Rollins Vs 50 Cent?

Let's think about the specs of this.

-AC

Darth Revan
Henry Rollins would destroy 50.

Df02
probably Rollins, 50cent strikes me as the sorta person who wouldn't fight without a gun

Lana
Would be fun to watch.

Gotta imagine it'd be a really short fight though.

Alpha Centauri
Josh Homme is probably the most likely to come out of any one on one fight as the winner though.

Rollins is probably the second.

-AC

bardock
either rollins ko's him or gets shot

bardock
michael jackson vs prince

Alpha Centauri
Originally posted by bardock
either rollins ko's him or gets shot

...and then says "Hahaha, f*cker." Then does bad things with the gun.

In terms of fighting, Prince. In terms of talent, Prince. But then he's better than most.

-AC

Darth Revan
Originally posted by bardock
either rollins ko's him or gets shot

I actually doubt 50-cent's ability to shoot someone.

bardock
janes addiction or rhcp

Alpha Centauri
This isn't the bands vs thread in the sense of who's better, it's a fighting thread.

-AC

bardock
kinda of a bad matchup though. with that one i admit

simple plan or girl scout troop 34

Lana
Just for amusement value, all the prissy little punk-wannabe pop bands (Simple Plan, GC, Dashboard Confessional....etc.) in a cagematch.

Though they'd probably all whine at each other how their lives are SO hard.

RagnaViper
Originally posted by Victor Von Doom
Till Lindemann vs Mick Thompson vs Jack White vs Josh Homme vs Henry Rollins vs Dave Mustaine.

Last man standing.

Till or Dave.

I mention Dave because he kicked the rest of Metallica's ass when he was drunk one time.

Df02
Originally posted by Lana
Just for amusement value, all the prissy little punk-wannabe pop bands (Simple Plan, GC, Dashboard Confessional....etc.) in a cagematch.

Though they'd probably all whine at each other how their lives are SO hard.

wtf??? Dashboard Confessional a prissy little punk-wannabe band? laughing

they hardly wanna be punk now really do they?

Lana
Okay, I just lumped them in with the rest cos I hate them stick out tongue

Victor Von Doom
Dashboard would probably just stand outside the cage singing 'the squares in the cage are small (small)/ my heart feels nothing at all (all)'.

Lana
.....that was just scary.

Alpha Centauri
Don't diss, he worked hard on that.

-AC

Victor Von Doom
yes

Victor Von Doom
Originally posted by Alan Centauri
Don't diss, he worked hard on that.

-AP

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Lana
Here we go......

stick out tongue

intoxicatedpoet
Pink Floyd vs. The Beatles

Battle of the skinny british people.

Alpha Centauri
Originally posted by Victor Von Doom
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Would be quite funny if you accidentally tripped over. Then fell in a vat of toxic waste and became horrifically disfigured.

-AC

Victor Von Doom
Oh yeah. That's just what I said to you, but a bit different, isn't it.

Alpha Centauri
Haha, yeah. Yeah it is.

I love these chats we have.

EDIT: Change your sig, this instant.

-AC

bardock
aerosmith vs the rolling stones both prime

wicker_man
Iron Maiden Vs Metallica

Bruce Dickinson Vs Sharon Osbourne

D12 Vs Twisted and ICP

G-Unit Vs Slipknot

Slayer Vs Oasis

Kurt Cobain & Vince Neil Vs Axel Rose

Kerry King Vs Roby Flynn

Arch Enemy, Fear Factory, Anthrax Vs Fightstar, The Used and My Chemical Romance

Charlie Simpson Vs Zakk Wylde

James Hetfield Vs Dave Musatine

Eminem Vs Moby, Fred Durst and everyone else that castrated chav has insulted.

LiveAndLetDie
Originally posted by wicker_man


Kurt Cobain & Vince Neil Vs Axel Rose

Axl, not Axel stick out tongue
That kind of would be unfair. Kurt and Vince will gain up on Axl, because they both hate him.

wicker_man
Originally posted by LiveAndLetDie
Axl, not Axel stick out tongue
That kind of would be unfair. Kurt and Vince will gain up on Axl, because they both hate him.

Why do you think i picked it?!? It needs some entertaiment value, as for his name correction that was me being polite...its usually *******.

bardock
well kurts dead and vince is even more bloated than axl so axl kicks vinces ass

bardock
dmx vs ja rule

dmx would make ja pee sitting down in his own house
he barks for petes sake

SlipknoT
Joey Jordison vs. Danni Filth
Battle of the Midgets

SlipknoT
I think Peter Steele From Type O Negative could honesly take anyone. He's like 7 feet tall and Ripped.

SlipknoT
http://home.concepts.nl/~plhoog/type.jpg He's HUGE!



Sorry for the tripple post

lilmisskitten
fear hes scary....

bardock
that dude is scary

SlipknoT
He's also a porn star, seriously.

bardock
with who some amazon chick

bardock
found his stats Height- 6 feet, 6 inches tall - Weight- somewhere around 220.

Pezmerga
David Lee Roth Vs Sammy Vs that other guy they got...

Meat Loaf Vs Vince neil...winner gets a turkey.

Red Superfly
Kiss vs Slipknot would be cool.

I mean we kinda see that all the time with WWE.

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