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... Meh....

It seemed like a good time to make a killing thread about him....

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"Screw you guys I'm going home"

Icicle stab to the side of the head, the evidence would melt away, I would then roll his body into a length of chain link fence. I'd haul the body and fence out to the middle of the nearest lake, the fence would weigh him down and also it would hold his body intact and keep large chunks of his decomposed body from floating to the surface, thus giving away where he is.

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
Icicle stab to the side of the head, the evidence would melt away, I would then roll his body into a length of chain link fence. I'd haul the body and fence out to the middle of the nearest lake, the fence would weigh him down and also it would hold his body intact and keep large chunks of his decomposed body from floating to the surface, thus giving away where he is.

I'm really starting to worry about you and your homicidal thoughts... I fear you have been thinking about murder for too long

AWP round to the balls and throw him to the velociraptors.

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi


I got the icile part from Irene months ago, there was a perfect murder thread, she came up with it.

The chainlink fence part was from some documentary on Discovery Channel.

...

Maybe not then

Originally posted by DarkCanadian
AWP round to the balls and throw him to the velociraptors.

Use your imagination.

Shoot him in the balls then throw him to teeny bopper girls, they'll have his flesh torn from his body in no time.

I would probably lock him in a cage with one of these crazy-ass mothaf'kers!
http://www.crymod.com/uploads/mediapool/SST/bug.jpg

id rip off his balls while his having sex with his gf

Originally posted by a1hsauce
id rip off his balls while his having sex with his gf

EVIL!




I'd put him next to the guy from family guy.... who likes Chris' muscular arms

Lol... I love that guy

*On the answering machine*

"Just wonderin' where the paperboy is."

"Yeah, still waiting."

"Anybody seen the paperboy around?"

"Mmmhmmm"

"Alright you little punk, I know where you live."

"I sure miss the paperboy."

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
*On the answering machine*

"Just wonderin' where the paperboy is."

"Yeah, still waiting."

"Anybody seen the paperboy around?"

"Mmmhmmm"

"Alright you little punk, I know where you live."

"I sure miss the paperboy."
that pedeaphile guy is soo funny haha love taht character

"hey there lil buddy..what you doin?

I love the paedophiles' cameo appearance in the episode with the nudists

well...i would....WAIT....

Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
Snoo Snoo...


works everytime .. i could use a good snoo snoo from 1000 amazonian women droolio

since Maynard is god I would say I don't believe in him.

Originally posted by BENITO
since Maynard is god I would say I don't believe in him. this is a thread about killing me...ok

Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
i could use a good snoo snoo from 1000 amazonian women droolio


me 3irst superhyper

i made a thread about it

Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
this is a thread about killing me...ok but If your god it would work DAMN Spawn get him

Originally posted by BENITO
but If your god it would work DAMN Spawn get him

Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
i made a thread about it

yea i saw ...

ok...i wanna know how people are gonna kill me...

I'd kill him with Passion... naughty

As always......


AWP magnum round to the balls, and toss him to the velociraptors.

Put him in a room with somthing he really,really hates and let's see what would happen

Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
ok...i wanna know how people are gonna kill me...

I would first make you swallow about 15 Kilos of uncooked rice then i would make you swallow 10 litres of water.

nothing personal

Originally posted by GCG
I would first make you swallow about 15 Kilos of uncooked rice then i would make you swallow 10 litres of water.

nothing personal hahaha

Have you used as a clay pigeon.... against new; experimental torture weapons....

tie him up to a radio tower that only broadcasts the Barney song.
let the only thing he sees be telletubby reruns on a black and white T.V. monitor suspended in front of him. after he loses his sanity.....keeping him tied up........let him go see Barney on Ice...........not letting the Barney/ Telletubby tourture not fail......you should place him in a room with nothing but thier images.........let their songs burn into his brain.. and before he slips off into death from lack of food and water...set off the fireworks you have placed in his lap.

no...NO....NOOOOOOOO





























































































yes

i know...true genious

Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
torture droolio

As you wish

Weeping Glass. It's a real world torture method from the Khilmer Rouge. What you do is get thousands of tiny glass needles and dip them in rubbing alcohol. Then you push them into a bound prisoner's upper muscles and do this all over his body. Then you beat him with a rope, a nice heavy one. This causes the glass to shatter inside the body and tiny grains get imbedded into all his muscle mass. Every action, including breathing, gives blinding pain, but it won't kill you ever. For years your body will slowly "weep" glass shards causing your skin to reflect and glisten as the ground sand pushes its way out of your body. This literally scars the person for life and cripples them as well. And it's nigh impossible to kill them this way.

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Wickerman
As you wish

Weeping Glass. It's a real world torture method from the Khilmer Rouge. What you do is get thousands of tiny glass needles and dip them in rubbing alcohol. Then you push them into a bound prisoner's upper muscles and do this all over his body. Then you beat him with a rope, a nice heavy one. This causes the glass to shatter inside the body and tiny grains get imbedded into all his muscle mass. Every action, including breathing, gives blinding pain, but it won't kill you ever. For years your body will slowly "weep" glass shards causing your skin to reflect and glisten as the ground sand pushes its way out of your body. This literally scars the person for life and cripples them as well. And it's nigh impossible to kill them this way.

~wickerman~

hmmmm sounds like fun

Originally posted by justjakk
hmmmm sounds like fun

I'm a real party person

~wickerman~

i can tell........do you do all parties? i know someone....

If Spawn fails I'll get him with a pineapplebanananas

thats all i need....death by pineapple wanker

Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
thats all i need....death by pineapple wanker


liked my cute innocent little torture method?

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Wickerman
liked my cute innocent little torture method?

~wickerman~ yeah right

Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
thats all i need....death by pineapple wanker

at least it's not death bybanlauch broccoli

And back at yawanker

snoo snoo is the only kind of death for me

I'll send 50 models to do him to death.

Originally posted by HimoKun
I'll send 50 models to do him to death. that would be the almost definition of a snoo snoo

50 Glamour models....

Models are generally ugly... To attract the eyes to the clothes they are wearing..

I'd sex him to death!

I'm not talking about clothing models I'm talking about the other models.

Originally posted by Ladyluck
I'd sex him to death! oh man...better start now naughty

droolio

Originally posted by Ladyluck
I'd sex him to death! Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
oh man...better start now naughty Originally posted by Ladyluck
Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
droolio

I miss something?












wanker

naughty

Everyone? So even your mom?

Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
no....everyone wants to sex me to death all the time...just the punishment for being dead sexy

droolio

Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
no....everyone wants to sex me to death all the time...just the punishment for being dead sexy

Your such a wanker.. no wait... thats just harsh your a




























wankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwankerwa
nker

Originally posted by Ladyluck
droolio told ya

this is all you kids got

I would beat maynard with his xbox control until he twitched then i would cover him in C4 and put it to blow in 30 minites, then i would dump his body off the empire state building.

Originally posted by Masrix
I would beat maynard with his xbox control until he twitched then i would cover him in C4 and put it t blow in 30 minites, then id dump his body off the empire state building. i didn't feel like reading that wanker

I wouldn't

Originally posted by LiL nAstY GirL
I wouldn't hug awwww

hug

Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
hug awwww

I'd have him trampled by topless clones of his girlfriend.

Originally posted by HimoKun
I'd have him trampled by topless clones of his girlfriend.

id remind everyone that he calls dudes pedafiles lol

Originally posted by Ladyluck
I'd sex him to death! What if I pretend to be Maynard then

BuMp....

Originally posted by Ladyluck
I'd sex him to death!
Ah. Okay.

Originally posted by BENITO
What if I pretend to be Maynard then

Originally posted by DarkC
Ah. Okay.

heh heh...

........

*cough*

I needed to get the URL...... and for some reason it wouldn't work without accessing it through the OTF... and It would have taken me ages to find looking through pages...

Thank you for breaking the ice, Spoony.

ok...

hahaha

bored

Originally posted by Ladyluck


Me----->2guns <----- Ladyluck

cry

Originally posted by DarkC
if you were to do that in real life i would personally make sure you died by the most painful way possible

Yeah well...... tongue_ss

Originally posted by Ladyluck
cry

sly

serenade

Originally posted by Ladyluck




Originally posted by DarkC


Take that lover boy

K.....

sorry...

eh its okay.....

Originally posted by DarkC
eh its okay.....

hug

tongue_ss

Originally posted by Ladyluck
hug
hug

Originally posted by DarkC
hug

kisss

tomato <----- darkc

Ladyluck---->in_love with nerd <---- me

naughty

fear

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
wanker

Where did you go?... I missed the wanker

i weant on vacation...and then when i did get on, i got back off to get food

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
i weant on vacation...and then when i did get on, i got back off to get food
ABANDON ME AGAIN AND I'LL KILL YOU!!!

kill me now please

tie him to a chair at a folk festival ala Clockwork Orange