Scorpio!
He'll sting you with his dreams of power and wealth.
Beware of Scorpio!
His twisted twin obsessions are his plot to rule the world,
And his employees' health.
He'll welcome you into his lair,
Like the nobleman welcomes his guest.
With free dental care and a stock plan that helps you invest!
But beware of his generous pensions,
Plus three weeks paid vacation each year,
And on Fridays the lunchroom serves hot dogs and burgers and beer!
He loves German beer!
Originally posted by Bardock42
Scorpio!
He'll sting you with his dreams of power and wealth.
Beware of Scorpio!His twisted twin obsessions are his plot to rule the world,
And his employees' health.
He'll welcome you into his lair,
Like the nobleman welcomes his guest.
With free dental care and a stock plan that helps you invest!But beware of his generous pensions,
Plus three weeks paid vacation each year,
And on Fridays the lunchroom serves hot dogs and burgers and beer!
He loves German beer!
Nah thats not quite right...
or not for me, I'm a scorpio too
I do the rule world, as far as the front door of my house
I dont employ people, I have slaves
Yes I'll welcome you into my lair
And yes I am quite nob'le towards my 'guests'
Dunno about the dental care but I like people to have clean teeth before they kiss me, and I dont even mind putting people in stocks
I dont offer a pension plan, when your worn out your dumped at the wayside
No vacations! If you cant hack it theres the door
And 'hot dogs' are served all the time!
Beer? Any alcohol will do!