ALERT: Cine-pire Bulletin: We Have TTH

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Cinemaddiction
Patrons of KMC, Cine here, evil overlord and commander of The Cine-pire.

Many of you have been wondering about the where...about..s...of Preston, AKA, The Tired Hiker. Not to worry TTH is in possession of the Cine-mpire, and is doing well. We're keeping him alive with vienna sausages, Diet Tropicana Twister..Orange..and re-runs of The Andy Milonakis show.

Should you wish to see your beloved Tired Hiker, the Cine-mpire have arranged the following demands which are to be met, otherwise, Preston's going to be really fat and have to pee real bad if we ever decide to let him go.

Darth Cine requests the following:

* All the DVD's on my Wish List, especially "Viva la Bam" Seasons 2 +3.

* 1 case of Tropicana Twister Diet Orange Soda + 100 pack of straws


The demands of the rest of the Cine-mpire will follow. Thanks for your cooperation, and for more information on career opportunities within the Cine-mpire, please visit us at the following link.


The Cine-mpire is an equal opportunity employer and operates under the Better Business Bureau for Internet Forums. All positions and rankings are subject to change, as is the political platform of The Cine-mpire. The Cine-mpire is a non profit organization hellbent on KMC domination. The Cine-mpire is not a registered trademark, but should you chose to use or violate it, I'll get you banned. All Rights Reserved. 2005

BlackC@t
Die Mutha' ****er! 2guns

SlipknoT
Twister rocks.

Deano
MOTHERFUKIN MUTT!

Fionnuala
crytissue

SlipknoT
Originally posted by Deano
MOTHERFUKIN MUTT! Depke eppke fiiisobv

Cinemaddiction
Originally posted by SlipknoT
Depke eppke fiiisobv

The Cine-mpire doesn't recognize threats in Swedish. However, our protocol droid E-40 does speak Bochi.

Hey, TTH wanted to pass along that he's doing fine, thinks vienna sausages are better than sex, and that the Empire restroom facilities are the cleanest in the galaxy.

That is all.

SlipknoT
Originally posted by Cinemaddiction
The Cine-mpire doesn't recognize threats in Swedish. However, our protocol droid E-40 does speak Bochi.

IEN! Doonst Est Beeil!

Cinemaddiction
..or..Czechoslovakian, Ukranian, slang, ghetto speak, or Cockney rhyming slang..

Deano
can vos agnosco latin cine?

Deano
Originally posted by Cinemaddiction
..or..Czechoslovakian, Ukranian, slang, ghetto speak, or Cockney rhyming slang..

ahh facking hell cine mate
im just having a bubble with ya, thats all

cockney rhyming slang rolling on floor laughing

Cinemaddiction
Absolutely. In vino veritas, so let's get pissed...

Deano
lets put on our rhythem and blues and hit the town!big grin

SlipknoT
doob doo do

Cinemaddiction
Originally posted by Deano
ahh facking hell cine mate
im just having a bubble with ya, thats all

cockney rhyming slang rolling on floor laughing

I'll tell you what, CRS is now the official dialogue of the Cine-mpire.

Lor' luv a duck! Deano, my friend, I think yer a great guy, but you've got ter lay off ov da booze. You're off yaaahr thumb suckin' rocker, bud! Know what I mean?

Cinemaddiction
Originally posted by SlipknoT
doob doo do

Gawdon Bennet! Slipknot, I don't know what da sol campbell yaaahr saying, but understand what Cockney rhymin' slang is da new official verbiage ov Cine-mpire. We won't recognize anythin' else. So, nip 'n tuck off, pal! OK?

Deano
Originally posted by Cinemaddiction
I'll tell you what, CRS is now the official dialogue of the Cine-mpire.

Lor' luv a duck! Deano, my friend, I think yer a great guy, but you've got ter lay off ov da booze. You're off yaaahr thumb suckin' rocker, bud! Know what I mean?

laughing out loud
oh your a sound chap cine
i cant Adam and Eve it, im so cream crackered
look i'll be right back,..im just going for a tom t.i.t

Deano
ive heards slipknots a bit Doris Day, if you know what i meanbig grin

Deano
i just wondered what u think of my sigs! id like a genius's opinion
is there any way to make them better

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Cinemaddiction
Lawd above! I really liked da Cadbury's Snack ter da Future an' 2001 pictures. You get my seal ov approval, Deano my bruvver. . , innit.

Deano
woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

cheers bruv

PrinceofBlades
Originally posted by Cinemaddiction
Patrons of KMC, Cine here, evil overlord and commander of The Cine-pire.

Many of you have been wondering about the where...about..s...of Preston, AKA, The Tired Hiker. Not to worry TTH is in possession of the Cine-mpire, and is doing well. We're keeping him alive with vienna sausages, Diet Tropicana Twister..Orange..and re-runs of The Andy Milonakis show.

Should you wish to see your beloved Tired Hiker, the Cine-mpire have arranged the following demands which are to be met, otherwise, Preston's going to be really fat and have to pee real bad if we ever decide to let him go.

Darth Cine requests the following:

* All the DVD's on my Wish List, especially "Viva la Bam" Seasons 2 +3.

* 1 case of Tropicana Twister Diet Orange Soda + 100 pack of straws


The demands of the rest of the Cine-mpire will follow. Thanks for your cooperation, and for more information on career opportunities within the Cine-mpire, please visit us at the following link.


The Cine-mpire is an equal opportunity employer and operates under the Better Business Bureau for Internet Forums. All positions and rankings are subject to change, as is the political platform of The Cine-mpire. The Cine-mpire is a non profit organization hellbent on KMC domination. The Cine-mpire is not a registered trademark, but should you chose to use or violate it, I'll get you banned. All Rights Reserved. 2005


We do not negotiate with ambitious power hungry fools. TTH is but one person, and KMC stretches across the world. We can spare one person...

Cinemaddiction
TTH is godly in these parts, and is well worth his weight in haggis!

PrinceofBlades
Originally posted by Cinemaddiction
TTH is godly in these parts, and is well worth his weight in haggis!

Aww but as you stated before, he's been missing for some time. If he is as good as you say he is, why isn't there a TTH search party going on? That's because he is appreciated when he's present, forgotten in his absence. Now, if there was only room for a negotiator in your ambitious plot will you able to get the attention of the KMC people. To bad you over looked that...

Korri
Originally posted by Cinemaddiction
..or..Czechoslovakian, Ukranian, slang, ghetto speak, or Cockney rhyming slang..

danish droolio

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