Spiderman vs Superman.....FIST FIGHT!

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snoopdogg
Who wins in this slugfest with boxing only rules?

This is no joke cause Superman does not fair well in fist fights according to some so I put him against somebody closer to his level.

colossus17
dude......seriosuly WTF......

snoopdogg
Spiderman can dodge bullets. He might be able to dodge Supermans punches.

CorderaMitchell
Spiderman, duh, he gets more girls.

jacobo0o
true spider man does get more girls and he has mary jane whos a
freakin model!!!

yahman
'dude......seriosuly WTF......'

Nah lets have Mary Jane vs Superman in a pure Sluggfets!!!!!!
Or even better against Lanna and Lois. Wonder Woman aswell.
Happy Dance Happy Dance

Batman Wins
Spiderman gets more girls then they dump him because he sucks.

CorderaMitchell
Carnage vs. Aunt May

and no superman isn't a good "technical fighter" because he doesn't need to be, nor does lobo, or hulk.

that being said peace.

CorderaMitchell
Carnage vs. Aunt May

No superman isn't a great "technical fighter" because he doesn't need to be. Nor does lobo,juggy, or hulk. Peace.

snoopdogg
Sentry posted a pic of Spidey punching Superman. This would be a good fight.

CorderaMitchell
No that was a depowerd superman my friend, spiderman has not the sufficient strength to even get past supes field.

Cosmic Spideman would whoop him from earth to another solar system, that may have been what you meant.

snoopdogg
No I mean regular Spiderman.

kgkg
Originally posted by snoopdogg
Sentry posted a pic of Spidey punching Superman. This would be a good fight.
Doesn’t change the fact that Spider will get owned

Superman can move so fast Spidy won't touch him, and even if he does it won't hurt supes.

And I hope you joking here

yahman
Superman is about as far away from Spiderman in strength as he is from a mouse or something. This is a joke .

One punch and Spiderman is dead.

snoopdogg
Spiderman can dodge bullets. And kgkg you said yourself Superman is not faster than bullets.

kgkg
Originally posted by snoopdogg
Spiderman can dodge bullets. And kgkg you said yourself Superman is not faster than bullets.
I never said that

I said he has failed to catch bullets in the past before.

Supermen has gone near light speed in space and can go fast enough to avoid all of Spiderman attack, and you really think Spiderman can hurt Superman?

stoping tripping

CorderaMitchell
this is a spite thread, how would spidermsn hurt him, snoop?

snoopdogg
Originally posted by CorderaMitchell
this is a spite thread, how would spidermsn hurt him, snoop? Im still working on that.

Tron
Ummmm, there's nothing to work on. Superman could stand there and pose for the audience while Spider-Man went to work, and all that would do is hurt Spidey's hands, and then hit Spidey with a backhand that he would NOT dodge, spider-sense or not. Honestly, this is not a good match-up.

skizo
Sarcasm 101

Next Venom_girl
Now where's that Galactus vs. a squirrel thread...

olympian
Superman doesnt fair well in slugfest and boxing matches yeah.

But with his huge strengh advantage here why would he need it?

bakerboy
superman very easily

brainchild81
Originally posted by Batman Wins
Spiderman gets more girls then they dump him because he sucks. That's not really true, but it does force me to post this again and say "@ least Spidey's interested in girls, unlike some heroes."smile Supes wins because he's faster, stronger, and more durable than Spidey. Supes wins in the most boring way possible because he's boring IMO.

ZephroCarnelian
Supes could be asleep and Spidey couldn't hurt him.

Kal could wake up in the morning to find an unconcious Spidey collapsed from exhaustion, surrounded by bent crowbars/broken sledgehammers/dozens of squished bullets/spent welding torches/etc etc etc...

Superman - to any 'street-level' hero - is invulnerable.

Arahan
@brainchild

Thats a great pic. Damn laughing laughing I knew that Batman is gay smile

Superman vs Spiderman, boxing? Haha thats stupid.
Come on guys, Spidey never can win this.
And yes I agree that Supes is a boring character.

snoopdogg
Originally posted by Arahan

And yes I agree that Supes is a boring character. Well thats your opinion.

But how many characters have four monthly titles?

1. Action Comics.
2. Superman
3. Adventures of Superman
4. Superman/Batman.

Arahan
you right it is my opinion. But I think he is still boring.

willRules
Originally posted by snoopdogg
Sentry posted a pic of Spidey punching Superman. This would be a good fight.


I have that issue. Spidey was powered with a red sun radiation thing and he caught Supes off guard. Dont get me wrong Im a big Spiderman fan and I think Superman is one of the worst Characters ever but Spidey cant win this.

snoopdogg
Originally posted by willRules
I have that issue. Spidey was powered with a red sun radiation thing and he caught Supes off guard. Dont get me wrong Im a big Spiderman fan and I think Superman is one of the worst Characters ever but Spidey cant win this. Thats the only crossover that I do not have.

I knew there was more to the story than they were saying. wink

willRules
Yeah its a good issue, but i prefer the Batman Vs Hulk story. Its ridiculous but a good issue nonetheless.................

snoopdogg
Originally posted by willRules
Yeah its a good issue, but i prefer the Batman Vs Hulk story. Its ridiculous but a good issue nonetheless................. Yea that was a good issue also.

kgkg
Originally posted by snoopdogg
Well thats your opinion.

But how many characters have four monthly titles?

1. Action Comics.
2. Superman
3. Adventures of Superman
4. Superman/Batman.
Superman /batman are DC icons

CorderaMitchell
More titles makes them overexposed and less interesting, why do you think wolverine is starting to annoy people?

Cosmo Kramer
Superman could stand around for two to three hours and wait for Spidey to get up the Sears Tower. Then fly to the next city and wait for him on the biggest skyscraper making the webhead really tired and give him something to laugh at besides his own lame jokes. Then when Spidey is finally caught up he will simply hand him a pipe and let him hit him for five minutes. Spidey will be so tired he will drop the pipe, go for one final punch and say...

"You think your so big!!! Stay away from my wife...augh"

Spider-man will pass out and fall off the skyscraper to his tragic death.

Superman will yell down "Noooooo!!!!!" But he wont save him.

THE END

Cosmo Kramer
Originally posted by CorderaMitchell
More titles makes them overexposed and less interesting, why do you think wolverine is starting to annoy people?

Your overexposed and less interesting! Why do think you annoy people?

Cosmic Cube
Originally posted by snoopdogg
Who wins in this slugfest with boxing only rules?

This is no joke cause Superman does not fair well in fist fights according to some so I put him against somebody closer to his level.

roll eyes (sarcastic)

Troll.

CorderaMitchell
Originally posted by Cosmo Kramer
Your overexposed and less interesting! Why do think you annoy people?
Yo mamma!

Why did you respond? Oh did I hurt your feelings, is that why? Anyone who is annoyed is because they are getting their ass kicked around here, other than that who cares?

Cosmo Kramer
Originally posted by CorderaMitchell
Yo mamma!

Why did you respond?

Because you touch yourself at night!

ZephroCarnelian
Originally posted by Cosmo Kramer
Because you touch yourself at night!

That's becoming quite a motto on this forum lol!!! big grin

CorderaMitchell
Originally posted by Cosmo Kramer
Because you touch yourself at night!

Oh okay, throw that stale one around eh.

The only time I'm touching it is when I'm astrogliding it up your mama!

Cosmo Kramer
Originally posted by ZephroCarnelian
That's becoming quite a motto on this forum lol!!! big grin

I agree it is a line that does have its benefits.

Cosmo Kramer
Originally posted by CorderaMitchell
Oh okay, throw that stale one around eh.

The only time I'm touching it is when I'm astrogliding it up your mama!

She said it was too small for her and to stop sneaking around in the backyard.

CorderaMitchell
Originally posted by Cosmo Kramer
I agree it is a line that does have its benefits.


But the problem is that noone cares, because its the 211st century, there's even a thread on it...


Let me get the link..........

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=351766&highlight=question+for+the+ladies

NOONE CARES!! eek!

CorderaMitchell
Originally posted by Cosmo Kramer
She said it was too small for her and to stop sneaking around in the backyard.

I clogged her like a ten ton turd, in a sewer pipe. Happy Dance

Cosmo Kramer
She says you went home crying because it wouldnt turn on

CorderaMitchell
Originally posted by Cosmo Kramer
She says you went home crying because it wouldnt turn on

She went home crying, after I dropped her off, because she couldn't walk for 2 days!!! eek!

Cosmo Kramer
She told me you had to sell your car for hooker money because you cant get any by yourself.

CorderaMitchell
http://www.killermovies.com/forums/memberpics.php?user=CorderaMitchell#CorderaMitchell

I can definiteley get some, HELLS YEA!!! Happy Dance

Cosmo Kramer
You aint so bad lol

CorderaMitchell
Neither are you, whats with the hiatus, didn't you debate here before, why did you take a break?

Fanboy
The first time they fought was unfair because freakin Lex Luthor and his red radiation crap. Superman would crush Spiderman under his elbow and make everyone think he was a pizza.

CorderaMitchell
nah, I think supes would get bored hitting spiderman, because spiderman could webswing away.

Mr Parker
Man this thread is as stupid as The Batman vs Spiderman thread where people who love Batman so much as a character they make up all these wild insane theorys that Bats would have a prayer against spidey.This thread is equally as stupid because just like bats would not have a prayer against spidey,spidey would not have a prayer against supes.

CorderaMitchell
lol, but you revived it... sad

Mr Parker
Yeah it was a point I had to make on how so many people here dont know anything about logic or common sense.that one guy who kept going on in the batman vs spidey thread has got to be the most illogical poster I have ever met in my time. laughing

Fanboy
Originally posted by Tha C-Master
No that was a depowerd superman my friend, spiderman has not the sufficient strength to even get past supes field.

Cosmic Spideman would whoop him from earth to another solar system, that may have been what you meant.

I get what your sig is now dude it is the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Tha C-Master
lol yea...

samishe
Though I'm a big spidey fan I have to admit that one hit of supes would be enough to kill spider. But it wouldn't be a fast fight. Spider can dodge bullets, so he would be able to dodge supes attacks. Think he would even manage to hit him for a few times.

MuffinmanMike
Originally posted by ZephroCarnelian
Supes could be asleep and Spidey couldn't hurt him.

Kal could wake up in the morning to find an unconcious Spidey collapsed from exhaustion, surrounded by bent crowbars/broken sledgehammers/dozens of squished bullets/spent welding torches/etc etc etc...

Superman - to any 'street-level' hero - is invulnerable.

Spideys not street level. But yeah I get your point.

DarkCrawler
Originally posted by samishe
Though I'm a big spidey fan I have to admit that one hit of supes would be enough to kill spider. But it wouldn't be a fast fight. Spider can dodge bullets, so he would be able to dodge supes attacks. Think he would even manage to hit him for a few times.

No. Superman MOVES FASTER THEN A SPEEDING BULLET. Seriously...how can anyone forget that. smile

Anyway, Superman can literally punch Spider-Man hundred times in a second. Spidey gets no hits in.

samishe
Originally posted by DarkCrawler
No. Superman MOVES FASTER THEN A SPEEDING BULLET. Seriously...how can anyone forget that. smile

Anyway, Superman can literally punch Spider-Man hundred times in a second. Spidey gets no hits in.

I know he's faster, but i don't think he'd fly on the earth with light speed, coz he could accidently destroy something. He is a good guy after all big grin

DarkCrawler
He can fly at near light speeds in space.

grey fox
Supes jab's spidey in the jaw , causing parkers head to turn into a fine red mist.....

BobbyD
Geez, snoopdog. What were thinking, dude?

There is no doubt that Spidey is bar the more interesting character of the two. But against Supes, in a fist fight? no

house
Alright superman could stand in one place for a year and let spiderman constantly punch him in the head for as long spiderman could keep punching, On the other hand 1 flick from superman would break spideys ribs...

Melnorme
Originally posted by Tron
Ummmm, there's nothing to work on. Superman could stand there and pose for the audience while Spider-Man went to work, and all that would do is hurt Spidey's hands, and then hit Spidey with a backhand that he would NOT dodge, spider-sense or not. Honestly, this is not a good match-up.

So, if it's a bad matchup, why not close it? confused

olympian
"This is no joke cause Superman does not fair well in fist fights according to some so I put him against somebody closer to his level"

Superman its still alot stronger and durable.

Wich meeting was adressed in this thread? The Spiderman x pc Superman?

Spiderman was powered up and Superman was at the same level. Holding back.

Tron
Originally posted by Melnorme
So, if it's a bad matchup, why not close it? confused

Cause there wasn't any reason given to close it, it's still within the rules of the forum.

Melnorme
As you say. I see spite threads shut down pretty quickly around here, though.

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/f77/t380258.html

Tron
And I usually close spite threads pretty quickly. But, this didn't start off as a spite thread.

house
Originally posted by Tron
Cause there wasn't any reason given to close it, it's still within the rules of the forum.


Then why are things like the hulk vs aunt may closed? There is about as much validness as there is in this thread??

Melnorme
Actually...I'd give Aunt May better odds against Hulk than I would Spider-Man vs Superman, purely based on Hulk's CIS deficiencies.

house
True thats why I have posed the question why is this thread still open, Other threads with just as much crapiness have been closed.

Melnorme
I'm with you, but in that, we're probably alone. What the f**k?

Juntai
Originally posted by kgkg
I never said that

I said he has failed to catch bullets in the past before.

Supermen has gone near light speed in space and can go fast enough to avoid all of Spiderman attack, and you really think Spiderman can hurt Superman?

stoping tripping Superman can FIGHT far above light speed, in many multiples.

Juntai
Originally posted by MuffinmanMike
Spideys not street level. But yeah I get your point. Yes, Spidey is street level, he doesn't fly from country to country averting natural disasters or anything...he fights random thugs on the street, bank robbers, and then an occasional low/mid powered guy, until he does something dumb, like beat up a Herald.

Juntai
Originally posted by Melnorme
Actually...I'd give Aunt May better odds against Hulk than I would Spider-Man vs Superman, purely based on Hulk's CIS deficiencies. lol, you mean the fact he's so powerful, and yet everyone in Marvel beats him up?

Scoobless
the "fight":

1. http://img527.imageshack.us/img527/5877/untitled16nl.jpg
2. http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/3346/untitled20tt.jpg
3. http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/4388/untitled35em.jpg
4. http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/8357/untitled46ci.jpg
5. http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/5631/untitled57or.jpg
6. http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/1017/untitled64wi.jpg
7. http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/7940/untitled78lz.jpg
8. http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/7531/untitled86ks.jpg
9. http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/4761/untitled99fd.jpg
10. http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/8146/untitled101is.jpg
11. http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/9886/untitled111dd.jpg

so..... I think we can all agree that Spider-Man kicked Superman's ass there!

DarkCrawler
Lol, Scan 10. laughing out loud

jgiant
Yo what happened to the off topic forum...why was it closed? Ohh and spiderman would win...

Scoobless
RE-POST


the "fight":

1. http://img527.imageshack.us/img527/5877/untitled16nl.jpg
2. http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/3346/untitled20tt.jpg
3. http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/4388/untitled35em.jpg
4. http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/8357/untitled46ci.jpg
5. http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/5631/untitled57or.jpg
6. http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/1017/untitled64wi.jpg
7. http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/7940/untitled78lz.jpg
8. http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/7531/untitled86ks.jpg
9. http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/4761/untitled99fd.jpg
10. http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/8146/untitled101is.jpg
11. http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/9886/untitled111dd.jpg

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