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Since many people like darth janus have predicted the jawa revolution i want to see how they defend themselves against their archenemies...the ewoks....

Uh Oh...

It's the revenge of the ewoks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

As Minister of Propaganda,of Janus's Reich.I must inform you:
Jawas Jawas Jawas band Jawas Jawas Jawas

Jawas have obviously the better technology. They have blasters, they have sandcrawlers....
And they are very hard to kill (sometimes even surviving direct blaster hits), very fast and can use every small spot they find as a hideout.

Well...the Ewoks are dumb, primitive and fearfull creatures that look like Teddybears on drugs that went Amok in ROTS.

Jawas obviously win.

The ewoks have to get close to use their weapons...... unless the rebels are helping and giving them grenades.....the jawas have sonic rifles. The jawas will win.

the jawas will win.

it all depends on there environment if it was endor or kashyyk the bears would win cos they can set traps and use gliders but if it was tatooine the ewoks couldnt seyt eany trap. so this thread is a hard decision =)

Well this fight would have to happen some place where the two groups are not familar with the surroundings...

And the Jawas would win.

I would love to see Ewoks fragged or hit with sonic grenades.... Go 1337 jawas!

The Jawas overkill this one.

Originally posted by darthrevan89
Uh Oh...

It's the revenge of the ewoks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! \


Ok lets change that.

Uh Oh...

It's the revenge of the jawas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Viva La Revolucion!

Jawas all the way, little dudes have been around forever.

Ewoks. The Jawas were owned by Storm Troopers and the Ewoks only lost one.

Originally posted by General Zodiac
Ewoks. The Jawas were owned by Storm Troopers and the Ewoks only lost one.

My nigga!, that's what I'm saying. The Ewoks defeated the Imperial legion on Endor, where the Jawas got greased by a small search party. Both on their own turf, AND the Jawas had more advanced technology. How do you explain that?

The jawas were not prepared they didnt have they're heavy battle armour with big laser rifles out at the time they were to busy platting there hair (if they have any)

whats a jawa look like underneath?

A sooty-colored rat.

But the Imps ambushed Jawas out in the open with hordes of guns and mounts. The Ewoks did grueilla warfare backed by rebels in the woods, fully prepared. Oh, and they had Han Solo and Chewie.

Janus, it's all your fault hose Jawas died. You were uh, entertaining them with pole-dancing Jawa ladies from the Netherlands! It's not fair!

Ewoks had rocks and sticks. Ewoks defeated the Emperor's greatest soldiers and AT-STs. Jawas got killed by a scout team.

Zodiac, do you have a functional brain I wonder?

there a lot of brain malfunction these days,janus you missed out on some real bad threads which were so bad they were funny

like dessan vs revan..........

Originally posted by Darth_Janus
A sooty-colored rat.

But the Imps ambushed Jawas out in the open with hordes of guns and mounts. The Ewoks did grueilla warfare backed by rebels in the woods, fully prepared. Oh, and they had Han Solo and Chewie.

Hmmm...hundreds of storm troopers and AT-STs were defeated thanks to the Ewoks. The rebels were defeated on Hoth by AT-ATs. Jawas only had a small strike team and they were better armed. Oh Han and Chewie really made a huge difference.

Originally posted by Darth_Janus
A sooty-colored rat.

But the Imps ambushed Jawas out in the open with hordes of guns and mounts. The Ewoks did grueilla warfare backed by rebels in the woods, fully prepared. Oh, and they had Han Solo and Chewie.

What part of that did you fail to read?

Ambush or not the Ewoks have less technology then the Jawas and had a lot more to defeat.

You know this how? Was there an official count of troopers on both battles? And was the number of ewoks equal to the number of jawas?

Then how do you know that the Jawas were ambushed?

It says so in the movie. I watched it last night, coincidentally. Generally, there is no logical reason Jawas would be outside, weaponless, where they were found dead by Ben and the others.

JAWAS!!!!!let me explain it to you...

Hmmm...Ben said this or Luke. Either way how would they know?

I thought that was obvious. You must not comprehend my posts very well.

Originally posted by General Zodiac
Ewoks had rocks and sticks. Ewoks defeated the Emperor's greatest soldiers and AT-STs. Jawas got killed by a scout team.

Str8 up! If I was to take on a legion of Imps, I'd rather have an army of Ewoks watching my back then Jawas any day. The Ewoks are true warriors that value honor---the Jawas are just a buncha crooked droid sales men.

They both had the home-field advantage, but the Jawas still got raped unlike the Ewoks who still had a large # of survivors after the battle ended.

Jawas. Just cause they're cooler, and I said so...

Originally posted by DiamondBullets
Str8 up! If I was to take on a legion of Imps, I'd rather have an army of Ewoks watching my back then Jawas any day. The Ewoks are true warriors that value honor---the Jawas are just a buncha crooked droid sales men.

They both had the home-field advantage, but the Jawas still got raped unlike the Ewoks who still had a large # of survivors after the battle ended.

The Jawas had none and the Ewoks lost 1.

Originally posted by DiamondBullets
Str8 up! If I was to take on a legion of Imps, I'd rather have an army of Ewoks watching my back then Jawas any day. The Ewoks are true warriors that value honor---the Jawas are just a buncha crooked droid sales men.

They both had the home-field advantage, but the Jawas still got raped unlike the Ewoks who still had a large # of survivors after the battle ended.

That's because it's a movie. If I had made ROTJ the ewoks would have been all erased from the face of the universe. ROTJ, it's a childish movie. "wee the teddy bears kick elite troops arse" - man.