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ok what are the funniest away messeges that you have seen?

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?... Spongebob Squarepants. Who left their computer because they had to pee?... [YOUR NAME






Hey Im not here but press a number (u can do more then 1) and Ill get back to you!!
press 1 if you just want to talk
press 2 if your mad at me
press 3 if you had a question 4 me
press 4 if you wanted to ask me out
press 5 if you love me
press 6 if you hate me
press 7 if your a freak
press 8 if im a freak
press 9 if youve ever warned me
press 10 if you think YOUR BF/GF'S NAME is hott (Ill kill you!!)
press 11 for other

K, so leave a number



You're so ugly, you stuck your head out of the car window and got arrested for mooning.

My message has always been Leave a message after the beep

Mines is (if I had one) "If you leave so much as one SYLLABLE I will hunt you down and cut your tongue and have it for soup!!" Beep

Mine is.. "I'm not here at the moment, so screw you ugly. Nah, just leave me a message and I will get back to you."

pressed 4.

lol

seriously.

Erm.

I'm sorry, is this like for people's IM's, or their phones?

doesn't matter.

lol mine is "What?"

mine is don't care tell it to my answering machine.

I already established that.

My current funny one...

I am not currently available right now. However, if you would like to be transfered to another correspondent, please press the number that best fits your personality:
-If you are obsessive compulsive, please press "1" repeatedly.
-If you are codependant, please ask someone to press "2".
-If you have multiple personalitites, please press "3", "4", and "5".
-If you are paranoid delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace your call.
-If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and the little voice will tell you which number to press.
-If you are manic depressive, it doesn't matter what number you press, no one will answer.

my brothers goes:

"hello? hello? I can't hear you? what? I can't hear you? HELLO? WHO IS IT? hahahaha! leave a message!"

Hes got me twice with that one!

ha ha

lol.. i like them

myne is : if oyur one of my friends or hot, leave a essage.. if i hate you *cough* becky .. then go burn. luv ya jizzle! beep.

My old one: **** off.

An older one, just a plain and simple: Hello?

Originally posted by Commando Queen
ok what are the funniest away messeges that you have seen?

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?... Spongebob Squarepants. Who left their computer because they had to pee?...
one of my friends has something like

welcome to the menthally ward
if you're depressed click 1
if you're to contact other patient click 2
and so on....the last one being:
if you're schizophreniac > listen to your inner voice

mine's a simple 'Hello' or 'What's up' Well i'm not hear right now so leave a message.

I change it everynow and then so people don't get used to it. So I always get people. It's funny though, because when I do answer my phone, there's a long pause becausethey think...well you get the idea.

I like the number ones. THose are cute. mind if I use some?

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
My current funny one...

I am not currently available right now. However, if you would like to be transfered to another correspondent, please press the number that best fits your personality:
-If you are obsessive compulsive, please press "1" repeatedly.
-If you are codependant, please ask someone to press "2".
-If you have multiple personalitites, please press "3", "4", and "5".
-If you are paranoid delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace your call.
-If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and the little voice will tell you which number to press.
-If you are manic depressive, it doesn't matter what number you press, no one will answer.

"Hello?"

That used to be one of my friends.

These are awsome!

7 5 11 confused

I loved Ken's one!

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
My current funny one...

I am not currently available right now. However, if you would like to be transfered to another correspondent, please press the number that best fits your personality:
-If you are obsessive compulsive, please press "1" repeatedly.
-If you are codependant, please ask someone to press "2".
-If you have multiple personalitites, please press "3", "4", and "5".
-If you are paranoid delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace your call.
-If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and the little voice will tell you which number to press.
-If you are manic depressive, it doesn't matter what number you press, no one will answer. LOL!!! hysterical

you're a genious Ken

thats awsome!

What Ken said?

yea... im doing mine now ...

lol.

Here's how mine goes. Seriously.

"Hi, I screen all my calls because of telemarketers, soooooo. . . if I know you, just start blabbing, and I'll pick up if I'm home."

lol, and then if i don't like you, you'll be getting the hint pretty soon!

Sometimes I'll get home to find I have like 5 messages. All hang-ups!!! That's when I realize, 'God, my out-going message is very effective.'

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Sometimes I'll get home to find I have like 5 messages. All hang-ups!!! That's when I realize, 'God, my out-going message is very effective.' what if the telemarketers disguise themselves?

lmao .... thats awsome! I just changed mine to what Ken had ... it was fun changing it .... i wasn't allowed to laugh during it tho!

Then I realize, "God I'm a loser."

Originally posted by GuitarBunny
what if the telemarketers disguise themselves?

You mean like if they were all, "Hi Hiker, it's mom. I just wanted to tell you that we miss you and . . . . . buy Nike Shoes!"

Originally posted by spidergrl
lmao .... thats awsome! I just changed mine to what Ken had ... it was fun changing it .... i wasn't allowed to laugh during it tho! maybe i should change my cell phone Voice Mail

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
You mean like if they were all, "Hi Hiker, it's mom. I just wanted to tell you that we miss you and . . . . . buy Nike Shoes!" lol

something like that

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Then I realize, "God I'm a loser."

lol, you so aint! hug

This is mine "Hello? *Wait for person to say their name* Nah, just jokes. We're unable to take your call at the moment so please leave your name and number and we'll get back to you."

It's funny 'cause someone will think it's actually you when you answer and not a machine

mine is "Leave a message jackass!!!"

lol ... nice GB

One time I made one while blasting my two starwars guns. It was unreal.

I had one when i was drunk and i was swearing ... and accidently saved it on our home phone ... yea, it was awhile and a few comments before i noticed it was one there! bag

Originally posted by spidergrl
I had one when i was drunk and i was swearing ... and accidently saved it on our home phone ... yea, it was awhile and a few comments before i noticed it was one there! bag Ouch!

yea. ... *shakes head* ... that was a good night!