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Alas, twas time i made another crappy thread....so here goes ladies and gentlemen......

Here is where we put ourselves in the place of moderators/admins and imagine what their pick-up lines are like.....

I shall go first:

"Hey baby, i'd love to check YOUR IP sometime "

"What's say you and me go down to the Mod Lounge and make with the Merging? flirt1 "

or for dates that end up with her saying he kisses like a frog:

"LIAR!!!! YOU'RE THE N00B!!!!"

*while making "talk to the hand" gesture* BANNED!!!!!

"I can see you don't spam like the others in here....."

"I've got the biggest..........avatar *wink wink* (yes, actually SAYING wink wink no )"

please carry on

Disclaimer: These are just jokes not meant to be taken seriously and not meant to be directed at any specific moderators/admins or other staff members of this Message Board or any other.

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Wickerman
Alas, twas time i made another crappy thread....so here goes ladies and gentlemen......

Here is where we put ourselves in the place of moderators/admins and imagine what their pick-up lines are like.....

I shall go first:

"Hey baby, i'd love to check YOUR IP sometime "

"What's say you and me go down to the Mod Lounge and make with the Merging? flirt1 "

or for dates that end up with her saying he kisses like a frog:

"LIAR!!!! YOU'RE THE N00B!!!!"

*while making "talk to the hand" gesture* BANNED!!!!!

"I can see you don't spam like the others in here....."

"I've got the biggest..........avatar *wink wink* (yes, actually SAYING wink wink no )"

please carry on

Disclaimer: These are just jokes not meant to be taken seriously and not meant to be directed at any specific moderators/admins or other staff members of this Message Board or any other.

~wickerman~

OMG! I would SOOO not have anything to do with this thread! I TOLD you it was a bad idea! I said, "Now Vladdddy, don't make that pickup line thread...it will lead to trouble!"

Who are actually attractive mods?

Originally posted by Neo_Version 7
Who are actually attractive mods? Pao Milla
RAZ droolio

Originally posted by Clovie
Pao Milla
RAZ droolio

Raz = Admin

Admin = Not mod

Spooony = Better then Clovie

Originally posted by Clovie
Pao Milla
RAZ droolio

I'm sure you would say that.

Is Milla attractive? Like on a scale of 1-10?

That means

Clovie = The suckiest person ever

Neo V.7 = Suck my balls wanker

Originally posted by Neo_Version 7
Suck mine, Spoon.

Yes Sir *gets on with it...*



Originally posted by Clovie
but the thread is about mods/adnims
and Raz used to moderate LotR forum.

why sure?

she is. i hate rating.


i'm no one? crytissue

'used' being the key word

Hate rating?

Must be a 4.

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Raz moderates secret forums which the rest of us cant mod.

Spoony not better than Clovie.
lil b = meany cry

Hmm...she does look smashing.

Originally posted by Disco Moose
OMG! I would SOOO not have anything to do with this thread! I TOLD you it was a bad idea! I said, "Now Vladdddy, don't make that pickup line thread...it will lead to trouble!"



That you did.......that you did......

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Raz moderates secret forums which the rest of us cant mod.

Spoony not better than Clovie.

You are currently the hottest Mod i know droolio

Ok, come on people, get with the program!

we're at nr. 7 now sooo

7. "Wanna check out my threads?"

8. *after being rejected* "Ouch baybeeee, that's a Bannable offense, but hey...you can flame me ANYTIME "

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Neo_Version 7
I'm sure you would say that.

Is Milla attractive? Like on a scale of 1-10?

Is there a BEYOND 10 rating? droolio

Originally posted by Disco Moose
Is there a BEYOND 10 rating? droolio

Beyond 10... there are numbers beyond 10?

No there cannot be numbers after 10.. can't be... Or everything I have ever believed in will be crumbling at their very foundations..

Originally posted by Disco Moose
Wait wait...*counts on fingers*

1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10.....OMFG...you're right, there IS no nuumber beyond 10!!

I am the most intelligentist person!

Milla really is hot though, I have to admit.

Originally posted by Disco Moose
Girlfriend, u r wayyyyy smart!

*double snap, sombined with a backflip and 360 degree rotation*

Dude, hope you didn't sprain anything.

Originally posted by Disco Moose
Girlfriend, u r wayyyyy smart!

*double snap, sombined with a backflip and 360 degree rotation*

You know it babe!

Originally posted by Neo_Version 7
Dude, hope you didn't sprain anything.




.....too.......late..........owwie.....

Originally posted by Disco Moose
.....too.......late..........owwie.....

See?

That's what you get when you compliment Spoon.

Broken bones.

Originally posted by Disco Moose
Girlfriend, u r wayyyyy smart!

*double snap, sombined with a backflip and 360 degree rotation* *stares*

Originally posted by Neo_Version 7
See?

That's what you get when you compliment Spoon.

Broken bones.

What I hurt....has no.....bones.....owww...

Wait...wha?

Originally posted by Neo_Version 7
See?

That's what you get when you compliment Spoon.

Broken bones.

I've missed you man!

Originally posted by Disco Moose
What I hurt....has no.....bones.....owww...

I'm afraid the only way to get rid of THAT pain is brain surgery no

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Neo_Version 7
The feeling is not mutual.

Nah, man. It's all good.

Originally posted by Wickerman
I'm afraid the only way to get rid of THAT pain is brain surgery no

~wickerman~

Of course...my testes are dragging 4 feet below my waist, so let's have some brain surgery...perfectly sensible.

Originally posted by Wickerman
That you did.......that you did......



You are currently the hottest Mod i know droolio

Ok, come on people, get with the program!

we're at nr. 7 now sooo

7. "Wanna check out my threads?"

8. *after being rejected* "Ouch baybeeee, that's a Bannable offense, but hey...you can flame me ANYTIME "

~wickerman~



moddivamod

Thanks for sharing...

Only on these forums can I find a single thread containing revelations about numbers beyond the first double digit, brain surgery and nutsack descent.

I love KMC.

-AC

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
lol

: sadwalk

Originally posted by Disco Moose
Of course...my testes are dragging 4 feet below my waist, so let's have some brain surgery...perfectly sensible.

Alright Mr. [email protected] "Oooh, look at me, my brain's located in my skuuul bleh bleh bleeeh" schmoll

Originally posted by lil bitchiness


moddivamod

droolio

9. (Caution: this one will most likely result with slapping and head trauma) : "PMS? ..... i can ....move it.....to another.......folder...... "

~wickerman~

KMC is overrated.

Sir, donate your funnybone to the nearest dog pound.

You're clearly not using it.

-AC

Originally posted by Neo_Version 7
KMC is overrated.

You mean over 10?

Thats dangerous thinking there...

Who knows what lies beyond 10... some may dream of a world bigger then 10...

me? I prefer to except our known limitations and remember that no matter if anything exists after 10 to enjoy all of the 10 numbers we have all grown to love.

You learn a new thing every day here at KMC.

Why, until yesterday I was under the assumption that the Sun was just a really big light bulb.

-AC

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
lol

You laugh at me....? cry

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
You learn a new thing every day here at KMC.

Why, until yesterday I was under the assumption that the Sun was just a really big light bulb.

-AC

It's not?

My god... soon we will be learning that the world is not flat... No, lets not get stupid

Modern science 'tis a fine thing

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Sir, donate your funnybone to the nearest dog pound.

You're clearly not using it.

-AC

Shutdown....

Originally posted by Disco Moose
There's a BELOW ten too?

Wow....

Nice!

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Sir, donate your funnybone to the nearest dog pound.

You're clearly not using it.

-AC

Alas, impress us with thy mighty intellect and undeniable wit sire....I've already asked others to continue, so please do so since you're obviously Comedy Central material

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
You learn a new thing every day here at KMC.

Why, until yesterday I was under the assumption that the Sun was just a really big light bulb.

-AC



I teached him that.

I'll reply to the only person seemingly not taking shit seriously here.

It's true. I remember when you taught me that.

Went something like this:

AC: I wonder who turns off that giant light bulb.
Moose: It's a star.
AC: Ohhhh.

-AC

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
I'll reply to the only person seemingly not taking shit seriously here.

It's true. I remember when you taught me that.

Went something like this:

AC: I wonder who turns off that giant light bulb.
Moose: It's a star.
AC: Ohhhh.

-AC

Stars are little lightbulbs though....

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
I'll reply to the only person seemingly not taking shit seriously here.

It's true. I remember when you taught me that.

Went something like this:

AC: I wonder who turns off that giant light bulb.
Moose: It's a star.
AC: Ohhhh.

-AC

It was actually:

AC: I be wondering who be turning off that bulb light.
Moose: My good man, don't be an imbecile, that is no bulb light, it's an enormous ball of gaseous fire, burning in deep space.
AC: Ohhhh.

Close enough though.

Hahaha, see what you did there .

-AC

Ah KMC, teaching us valuable information..

lreeve

Originally posted by Wickerman
Alas, twas time i made another crappy thread....so here goes ladies and gentlemen......

Here is where we put ourselves in the place of moderators/admins and imagine what their pick-up lines are like.....

I shall go first:

"Hey baby, i'd love to check YOUR IP sometime "

"What's say you and me go down to the Mod Lounge and make with the Merging? flirt1 "

or for dates that end up with her saying he kisses like a frog:

"LIAR!!!! YOU'RE THE N00B!!!!"

*while making "talk to the hand" gesture* BANNED!!!!!

"I can see you don't spam like the others in here....."

"I've got the biggest..........avatar *wink wink* (yes, actually SAYING wink wink no )"

please carry on

Disclaimer: These are just jokes not meant to be taken seriously and not meant to be directed at any specific moderators/admins or other staff members of this Message Board or any other.

~wickerman~ good ones Wicker

Originally posted by Korri
lreeve that smilie is awesome