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I do . Im not ashamed but still its like wtf? I have a male cat and first of all he cant meow for sh!t. all that comes out is air and its like ok then he cant purrrr well maybe a little bit if you put your ear close to him. But I still love him though. Discuss...

My dog is defaecative, he shits everywhere shit

what is that?

what is what?

Defective Pet?

for example your dog was born with five legs or doesnt bark correctly or missing one eye when born etc... like my cat cant meow and doesnt purr loud

ooooooh

sorry, i'm a dumbass

dont worry

I have a defective pet. My cat has no coordination. Her head and basically her whole body shakes and she falls when she walks.

My cat has a defective ear.

Hehe, my dog is perfect, except he's getting old...big defect. If he keeps it up, he might die...

I don't really own my cat, my neighbors dropped it off in the front porch when they moved away.

Oouch....

Originally posted by cking
I don't really own my cat, my neighbors dropped it off in the front porch when they moved away.
thats so mean

yeah! they were really mean when they put something in his ear and it bleeds all the time.

they were suicidal people. two twin girls lived there, they never care of the yard or inside of the house. it really looks unclean. I'm glad they moved away, they were a nervous wreck. I think they stole something from us. they use to have a black cat also and he would smack Rufus around when it came to food and freedom. Rufus got the leftovers and he was a very skinny cat and his hair was falling out. so they got rid of the black cat and Rufus is doing fine. He is spoiled and fat and he acts like Garfield.

Originally posted by cking
yeah! they were really mean when they put something in his ear and it bleeds all the time.
did you already check what it is? did you take it to the vet? I swear I hate owners who dont take care of there animals at all

My dog has a head to big for its body....he kinda scares me.

my uncle is a vet and he came over with antibiotics and that didn't work. He said he doesn't know anything else for him. he might die in a year or so because of the bleeding. we don't know what to give him, nothing works.

my cat has whiskers too long for his face.

sucky.

yep, he is the only cat I ever had. I call him Rufus Xavier.

I named mine meatball.

Originally posted by Puddin Pop
My dog has a head to big for its body....he kinda scares me.

my cats name is Chihiro

God damn it hes walking towards me! ...drooling...sick.

my cat is fat and lazy and wants to eat all the time.

Originally posted by Puddin Pop
God damn it hes walking towards me! ...drooling...sick.
hysterical

lol...I'm standing on my chair...hes nice and all but he can get really creepy.

your dog is weird

I haven't had a dog in years.

I'm not a big fan of dogs. I perfer cats or birds

cats are better they don't leave as much of a mess as dogs do.

exactly. there very clean and useful around the house. they actually go and hunt while dogs bark at everything plus dirty at the same time.

Originally posted by Darth Nauj
exactly. there very clean and useful around the house. they actually go and hunt while dogs bark at everything plus dirty at the same time.
i used to have a hunting dog..now i have a hunting cat
my cat was born deaf..does that count as defective?

probably but I dont know poor thing.

Defective pet? Sounds like you're refering to some kind of object
You could say my dog is "defective" because he can't move his back legs very well. For example, he cant get up on the sofa or the stairs. Sometimes he just drags them around
Besides that, he's my little son of a b*tch

my fish is missing a fin. He is always falling over to the left.

All my pets are weird.. not sure if they are defective or not

My cat snores really loudly.......

And my dog, who is a Rottweiler, is the biggest wuss on the earth.

yeah my cat is chicken sh!t. hes scared of every sound, new people, little things etc. I swear im like you have nails and teeth dont be such a loser lol.

my cat is just friggin horny 24/7.. quite annoying actually

My dog...has an extra toe on her paw.....she's a mutant like that you see.

Originally posted by bilb
my cat is just friggin horny 24/7.. quite annoying actually
why dont you take it to the vet then???

Originally posted by Darth Nauj
why dont you take it to the vet then???

cause that would make too much sense

no need to if they can't do anything about it.

I had to take my male cat to the vet because he was being really violent and horny. he was so scary during that time

of course! do you think a cat would want to be in a room such as that! no they will scratch and claw and do whatever a cat does.

when I was six I had a little kitty that had an extra paw on each side.. thought it was special.

No, was an extra finger piece I think

My dogs not really defective...although he does have a habit of running into walls and falling down the stairs

my dog can open doors by biting the door nob and swinging himself, and my cat figured out how to fire my MP5, i no longer keep it on the rack after that, lucky it was all blanks when he did this

Originally posted by Xtremechik2
My dogs not really defective...although he does have a habit of running into walls and falling down the stairs
thats so funny

Originally posted by Xtremechik2
My dogs not really defective...although he does have a habit of running into walls and falling down the stairs

You do realize he can break his neck some day and die

I think my dog is a lesbian

I think theres no such thing as homosexual animals. there animals and they just love to sniff each other. I think they dont know what they are doing I mean come do you think they care what they are doing?!? but still I think its funny.

Originally posted by Darth Nauj
I think theres no such thing as homosexual animals. there animals and they just love to sniff each other. I think they dont know what they are doing I mean come do you think they care what they are doing?!? but still I think its funny. no....shes a lesbian....i saw her putting on a flannel shirt yesturday

Originally posted by Darth Nauj