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well wats the stupidest line uve ever heard or said to get a gurl!!

Are you a salad? because i'd like to eat you with a chilled fork naughty

Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
Are you a salad? because i'd like to eat you with a chilled fork naughty ok the winner tht is the stupidest one now no offence

"Is your daddy a terrorist, coz baby, you da bomb!"

I don't know, I actually find that kind of funny.

*at a VD clinic* Are you a virgin?

"You look easy.... Want to f*ck?"

Originally posted by Neo_Version 7
"Is your daddy a terrorist, coz baby, you da bomb!"

I don't know, I actually find that kind of funny. it is kinda funny!
Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
*at a VD clinic* Are you a virgin? ok i change my mind tht one is worse!!u the god of stupid pick up lines no offence but its true!!

*Hold up napkin* Does this smell like Chlorophorm to you?

Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
*Hold up napkin* Does this smell like Chlorophorm to you?

"Is it hot in here or is it just you"

*stare at the person*........."I HAVE NEW SOCKS ON BYARGHADIGGLE"

Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
*Hold up napkin* Does this smell like Chlorophorm to you?

Originally posted by snehin
i liked that one

Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
i liked that one so did i!!LOL

Originally posted by snehin
so did i!!LOL

wanker

" i got you this roadkill......sorry that i took a bite off it"

true

Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
" i got you this roadkill......sorry that i took a bite off it" tht on the other hand tht i did not like!!

Originally posted by snehin
tht on the other hand tht i did not like!! sadwalk

Originally posted by snehin
tht on the other hand tht i did not like!!
wanker

"i killed snehin for you" *she jumps on me*

Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
"i killed snehin for you" *she jumps on me*

God even I'm getting turned on

Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
"i killed snehin for you" *she jumps on me* hey!!tht was mean!!*sad*

Originally posted by snehin
u guys r mean tongue

Originally posted by snehin
u guys r mean

You guys are mean

Originally posted by snehin
hey stop plzzz tht is really mean *trys not to act like a baby*

Hey, stop please, that is really mean *tries not to act like a baby.

Originally posted by snehin
what the..... why u highlighting that shit!!

What the..... Why are you highlighting that shit?

Originally posted by snehin
again with the highlight!!

Again with the highlight!!

Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
what was different....OHHH...capitilize every sentence huh?

Huh?

wtf is going on?

Spelling and grammar correction.

i got a pick up line, did it hurt.....when you fell from heaven?

Originally posted by DarkCanadian
Spelling and grammar correction. oh ok!!
Originally posted by CURIOUS22
i got a pick up line, did it hurt.....when you fell from heaven? ehm not as stupid as all ours!!

Oh, ok!!
Ehm, not as stupid as all ours!

I lost my number,can i have yours?

Are those space pants? Cuz that ass is out of this world! (yes i actually used this)

Can i check you for breast cancer?

Originally posted by black robb
I lost my number,can i have yours?

Are those space pants? Cuz that ass is out of this world! (yes i actually used this)

Can i check you for breast cancer? these r the worst so far ladies and gentle men i think we hav a winner unless someone can top tht!!{imposible!}

hows this,
*looks at shirt tag* yup, just what i thought, made in heaven

are you tired, cuz youve been running through my mind all day

guy: how do you like your eggs in the morning?
girl: unfertalized

Mine: I just walk up to them and say "Hi."

Jeez, I hate all the fancy pickup lines.

Originally posted by CURIOUS22
guy: how do you like your eggs in the morning?
girl: unfertalized this one is ok!!
Originally posted by black robb
I lost my number,can i have yours?

Are those space pants? Cuz that ass is out of this world! (yes i actually used this)

Can i check you for breast cancer? still the winner!!

Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.

Originally posted by DarkCanadian
Mine: I just walk up to them and say "Hi."

Jeez, I hate all the fancy pickup lines. same here i used one and instantly hated em!!

Got two nipples for a dime?

lol

Originally posted by snehin
these r the worst so far ladies and gentle men i think we hav a winner unless someone can top tht!!{imposible!} I AM THE GREATEST!!!clap

Hey baby, you must be a light switch, coz every time I see you, you turn me on!

You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.

You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.

Originally posted by SimpleSeduction
You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
Okay, that is guaranteed to have a laugh or a "WTF" expression aimed your way.

the worst one i heard was....."u gots pretty feet wanna go for a walk?"

You're eyes are bluer than the atlantic ocean and baby, I'm all lost at sea.

Do you think I could borrow that dress sometime?

Hi, I'm the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?

Originally posted by CURIOUS22
Hi, I'm the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see

I lost my teddy bear will you sleep whith me ?

Originally posted by SimpleSeduction
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see
OOoooooooooooollllllld

Originally posted by CURIOUS22
hows this,
*looks at shirt tag* yup, just what i thought, made in heaven Originally posted by CURIOUS22
You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear. Originally posted by CURIOUS22
Hey baby, you must be a light switch, coz every time I see you, you turn me on! Originally posted by CURIOUS22
Got two nipples for a dime? Originally posted by CURIOUS22
Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you. no one can top mine...Originally posted by black robb
I lost my number,can i have yours?

Are those space pants? Cuz that ass is out of this world! (yes i actually used this)

Can i check you for breast cancer?

Be unique and different, say yes.

Originally posted by CURIOUS22
I lost my teddy bear will you sleep whith me ?
That is guaranteed for a "NO!!!" or a couple of laughs.

Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.

Originally posted by CURIOUS22
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas? nice

Originally posted by CURIOUS22
Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them. even nicer

this is bad....
I can't make a cherry pop, but I can make a bananna cream

I know I'm not Fred Flinestone, but I can make your Bed Rock

Originally posted by CURIOUS22
this is bad....
I can't make a cherry pop, but I can make a bananna cream

Originally posted by Bun Bun
the worst one i heard was....."u gots pretty feet wanna go for a walk?" ok not good did ya slap the taste outa his mouth!!
so far i heard billions and used one the one i used is back there here is one i heard u so hot u made my heart burn!!

I wouldn't be surprised if you were Cambell's soup, Cause you are mmm mmm good!

I have Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?

Originally posted by SimpleSeduction
I have Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?
That one works great on guys.

Originally posted by CURIOUS22
this is bad....
I can't make a cherry pop, but I can make a bananna cream EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! THAT IS NAS-TY!!!

Originally posted by CURIOUS22
I know I'm not Fred Flinestone, but I can make your Bed Rock lol tht will get a huge laugh!!

I think i'm gay, wanna prove me wrong?

Am I cute, or do you need another drink?

Originally posted by SimpleSeduction
I think i'm gay, wanna prove me wrong?
That'll get a "WTF" look and laughter.

You're like a prize winning fish... I dont know whether to eat you or mount you.

ok im findin it hard to keep up i cant pick on which is the best!!

Originally posted by SimpleSeduction
You're like a prize winning fish... I dont know whether to eat you or mount you.
Works excellent on the men.

Originally posted by SimpleSeduction
I think i'm gay, wanna prove me wrong? WTFH
i requote!!
Originally posted by snehin
ok im findin it hard to keep up i cant pick on which is the best!! aka they all so bad i cant pick the worst!!

Okay, so I came over here to ask you to dance, but I'm kind of concerned. I mean, we could hit it off really well, end up having a few drinks, next thing you know you're giving me your number because I'm too shy to ask for it, I finally get up the nerve to call and we take in a movie, have some dinner, I relax, you relax, we go out a few more times, get to know each other's friends, spend a lot of time together, then finally have get past this sexual tension and really develop this intense sex life that is truly incredible, decide our relationship is solid and stable, so we move in together for a while, then a few months later get married, I get a promotion, you get a promotion, we buy a bigger house. You really want kids, but I really want freedom, but we have a kid anyway, only to find that I am resentful, the sparks start to fade and to rekindle them we have two more lovely kids, but now I work too much to keep up with the bills, have no time for you, you're stressed and stop taking really good care of yourself, so to get past our slow sex life and my declining self-confidence I turn to an outside affair for sexual gratification. You find out because I'm careless and a lousy liar, you throw me out (justifiably so) and we have to explain to the kids why mommy and daddy are splitting up. That's just too sad. Think about the children! For God's sake, if you dance with me and we hit it off, let's just keep it sexual, because we both know where it's going.

I love cats,can i see your p*ssy?

Originally posted by black robb
I love cats,can i see your p*ssy?
You'll get a bitchslap.

All those curves! And me with no brakes!

Originally posted by SimpleSeduction
All those curves! And me with no brakes!
I don't get it.

Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package."

Originally posted by SimpleSeduction
All those curves! And me with no brakes! tht a good one!!lol either a laugh or a wat u talkin bout but its good!!

"I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you."

"You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy."

Originally posted by CURIOUS22
"I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you."
Yeah, that is pretty casual. I liike it.

Originally posted by CURIOUS22
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package." ull get a frikkin slap!!or worse it might work!!

Would you like to dance or should I go f**k my self again?

Originally posted by CURIOUS22
"I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you." tht is not stupid!

"So what haven't you been told tonight?"

If you ever need a vacation, my body is your pleasure island

Originally posted by CURIOUS22
"So what haven't you been told tonight?"
That's a little pressing, but okay.

Originally posted by Filth
Would you like to dance or should I go f**k my self again? tht is the worst one ever!!i over trough the previous winner u are the prize!!
oo here is one u the icing on my cake so wanna f*ck now r wat!!

Originally posted by SimpleSeduction
If you ever need a vacation, my body is your pleasure island

nice

Originally posted by CURIOUS22
"You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy." i actually used that on a jamaican chick...

Originally posted by black robb
i actually used that on a jamaican chick...
You idiot!!!!!!!

Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.

Originally posted by CURIOUS22
"So what haven't you been told tonight?" ok not to the point but its ok!
Originally posted by SimpleSeduction
If you ever need a vacation, my body is your pleasure island tht isn't stupid!!

Originally posted by DarkCanadian
You idiot!!!!!!! i concur!
Originally posted by SimpleSeduction
Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy. ok tht is gettin u death for sure!!

Originally posted by SimpleSeduction
Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy. nice

Originally posted by DarkCanadian
You idiot!!!!!!! sadwalk

Originally posted by black robb
i actually used that on a jamaican chick... and im guessing u got a broken rib or two!!

Originally posted by SimpleSeduction
Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that was strange.

I am conducting a field test of how many woman have pierced nipples.

Originally posted by SimpleSeduction
I am conducting a field test of how many woman have pierced nipples. whoa thts worth the biggest WTF i can give for now!!

Originally posted by SimpleSeduction
I am conducting a field test of how many woman have pierced nipples.
You'd just get "No, I do not have a peirced nipple. Now go away."

Originally posted by snehin
and im guessing u got a broken rib or two!! yeah crutch

I got this one at the airport the other day:

Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks?

Originally posted by SimpleSeduction
I got this one at the airport the other day:

Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks?
eer

Okay, that is guaranteed bitchslap.

Originally posted by black robb
yeah crutch lol
ok here is one more "i can tell u or i can do u"

Originally posted by DarkCanadian
You'd just get "No, I do not have a peirced nipple. Now go away." But then he could say"That's not the only pierced things i'm looking for..."

Originally posted by SimpleSeduction
I got this one at the airport the other day:

Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks? holy shits and wtfs tht gettin u hell on earth or if ur lucky death!!

I've gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade.

Originally posted by black robb
But then he could say"That's not the only pierced things i'm looking for..." and theyd kick ur ass!!

Originally posted by snehin
tht is the worst one ever!!i over trough the previous winner u are the prize!!
oo here is one u the icing on my cake so wanna f*ck now r wat!!

You look like a dog person,wanna bone?

Originally posted by Filth
wat tht not funny!!

Originally posted by black robb
You look like a dog person,wanna bone? huh?i dint get this one!!

Originally posted by snehin
wat tht not funny!!

I found it highly amusing.

How about "hey, wanna f**k?"

Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way, right away

Are you a lumberjack? Cuz i got some wood for ya!

I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.

Originally posted by SimpleSeduction
I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.
Works great on the men.

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

Originally posted by SimpleSeduction
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
........

Originally posted by Filth
I found it highly amusing. really?

Got milk?

Originally posted by black robb
Got milk?
eer

Originally posted by snehin
really?

What can I say, I'm just a bastard but at least I admit it.

Originally posted by DarkCanadian
Bitchslapped. i agree!!

Originally posted by black robb
Got milk? holy shit u dead u askin a chick tht?