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When I go out with a friend or alone, a group of jackasses eventually appear and stop by to ask dumb questions or make sh*tty comments then walk away laughing
Or some unnaturally blonde bimbos, who usually like to show off their bodyparts, wearing extremely tight clothes as colorful as possible, who talk out loud on their feckin cellphones just to show "the crowd" that they have one
You see, that kind of sh*t just pisses me off

...Why cry?

I don't know.

I kinda find the "blonde" thing hot.

Most guys do

me to

It pisses me off too, but usally if a group of retarded males ask me dumb questions I stand up and stare thatthem for like 5 mintues until they loose interest and if they dont, well.. im a black belt in Karate.. I know all the pressure points

People suck.

They pretend they care about you when they couldnt give 2 shits, they try to earn your trust just to hurt you, but thats life, we have to live with it.

Originally posted by s|m
Most guys do

Not me..... wouldn't complain though

I hate that...especially when a group of guys goes silent and stares at you as you walk past cry ..or if they try ass grabbing..

Originally posted by Fionnuala
I hate that...especially when a group of guys goes silent and stares at you as you walk past cry ..or if they try ass grabbing..

What kind of a jackass grabs a girls ass... while sober

yep they are goo at that.

I just find it attractive to see them flaunt what they got.

I don't see anything bad in that. It's all good.

they have nothing else better to do.

Originally posted by Korri
People suck.

They pretend they care about you when they couldnt give 2 shits, they try to earn your trust just to hurt you, but thats life, we have to live with it.

Yeah, all guys are like that...

So i see.

Originally posted by Fionnuala
I hate that...especially when a group of guys goes silent and stares at you as you walk past cry ..or if they try ass grabbing..

Exactly cry

Originally posted by Neo_Version 7
I just find it attractive to see them flaunt what they got.

I don't see anything bad in that. It's all good.

It's all good as long as we all learn to look and not touch... unless we have permission

Originally posted by Korri
People suck.

They pretend they care about you when they couldnt give 2 shits, they try to earn your trust just to hurt you, but thats life, we have to live with it. stupid men cry

Yes, Girls should show off what they have.

Originally posted by SlipknoT
Yes, Girls should show off what they have. Thats disgusting I have half the mind to smack you

Originally posted by SlipknoT
Yes, Girls should show off what they have.

I find that quite slutty actually

Originally posted by s|m
I find that quite slutty actually THats because it is

im not slutty...

Slutty?

Originally posted by Neo_Version 7
Yeah. I tend to lose interest when it comes to the part of asking permission.



You'd get a slap and a sexual harassment suit, if you walked up to a girl and asked if you could touch her...

Originally posted by Ronny
THats because it is
Well, yes, but some find it sexy

How is it slutty?

Is it because they reveal too much or what?

Originally posted by s|m
Well, yes, but some find it sexy Those are the Shallows and they brainless

Solution: kill them all

Originally posted by Neo_Version 7
How is it slutty?

Is it because they reveal too much or what? Um, dur

You should never wear a short skirt and a low cut top..it's either/or

Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
Solution: kill them all Get my ax.. its under the chair in the corner

Originally posted by Fionnuala
You should never wear a short skirt and a low cut top..it's either/or I like the french cut tops because normal chokes me and low cut is a little to .. low

Originally posted by Ronny
I like the french cut tops because normal chokes me and low cut is a little to .. low What are they like?

yeah, it's one or another. But like I said, it's all good.

It doesn't matter if you show a little or a lot, Hotness is hotness?

Can I get an Amen?!

the go about mid way between your breasts and your neck and a little further cut to the shoulders

I don't usually do most of that stuff, because i don't usually check out what other guys check out on a chick

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Neo_Version 7
It doesn't matter if you show a little or a lot, Hotness is hotness?

Can I get an Amen?! No you can get a fist to the face

If they want to be b*tches, thats just fine, its their business, but at least stay the f*** out of my way, and the shallow guys pi$$ me off the most

Originally posted by Wickerman
I don't usually do most of that stuff, because i don't usually check out what other guys check out on a chick

~wickerman~ What do you look for Wicker

Originally posted by Ronny
Those are the Shallows and they brainless Sluty isnt a Bad thing....And Guys Like Something thats hot, I'd definatly go for the hot Blonde in skimpy clothes and a nice ass, as aposed to a girl with a seatshirt on, No make Up and baggy pants...Its natural not shallow...

Originally posted by Ronny
No you can get a fist to the face

Oh, by shirtless-guy?

i'm shaking now.

Originally posted by s|m
If they want to be b*tches, thats just fine, its their business, but at least stay the f*** out of my way, and the shallow guys pi$$ me off the most *sigh* Same

Originally posted by Ronny
the go about mid way between your breasts and your neck and a little further cut to the shoulders Oh okay....yeah I like that type..they are just right usually..

Originally posted by Neo_Version 7
Oh, by shirtless-guy?

i'm shaking now. No by me, because incase you havent noticed women have more body parts then the **** and ass. You know whats really sexy? Dignity.

Originally posted by Ronny
Get my ax.. its under the chair in the corner

*gets Crow bar*...

its smashing time ..

Originally posted by Fionnuala
Oh okay....yeah I like that type..they are just right usually.. I really hate the normal cut shirts cause theyre to tight around my neck and its gets alittle uncomfortable

Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
*gets Crow bar*...

its smashing time .. right on

*gets shotgun*

Originally posted by Ronny
I really hate the normal cut shirts cause theyre to tight around my neck and its gets alittle uncomfortable Yeah..feels like being straggled ..especialy when it's hot..

Originally posted by Ronny
No by me, because incase you havent noticed women have more body parts then the **** and ass. You know whats really sexy? Dignity.

Oh, yeah, I totally forgot about THAT.

I guess I don't need these anymore.

*throws away Playboys*

Originally posted by Ronny
You know whats really sexy? Dignity. No. Boobs and ass.

Originally posted by s|m
When I go out with a friend or alone, a group of jackasses eventually appear and stop by to ask dumb questions or make sh*tty comments then walk away laughing
Or some unnaturally blonde bimbos, who usually like to show off their bodyparts, wearing extremely tight clothes as colorful as possible, who talk out loud on their feckin cellphones just to show "the crowd" that they have one
You see, that kind of sh*t just pisses me off

...Why cry?

hehe.. I've had many similar occasions.. a few of my friends didnt believe me (they're girls).. til one day I went down to the vid-game store with em to show em where it was.. then this group of dudes started making slanders about my sexuality and so forth.. my friends were in pseudo disbelief.. but I assured them it was far more common than it appeared to be... also if you'll notice.. they'll talk from where they're sitting, but they never get up and talk smack.. cuz believe me I aint got patience for someone up in my face talkin all "igna'int"..

Originally posted by SlipknoT
Sluty isnt a Bad thing....And Guys Like Something thats hot, I'd definatly go for the hot Blonde in skimpy clothes and a nice ass, as aposed to a girl with a seatshirt on, No make Up and baggy pants...Its natural not shallow... No it is shallow Its EXTREAMLY shallow, you're only paying attention to what the media is telling you to like and saying it is natural. But it isnt, its sick and perverted and brainless. And i dont know if you lknow this but thje blonde inthe skimpy clothes and 2 tubs of lard on her face will use you and dump you the time she gets it when the sweatshirted woman wouldnt. Though im postive the sweatshirt wouldnt want anything to do with you after she knew the only thing you look for in a woman is skin deep

Originally posted by s|m
*gets shotgun*

My rubber band gun is better
http://www.gadgets.co.uk/images/tommygun.gif

Originally posted by SlipknoT
No. Boobs and ass. OH MY ****ING GOD, get a brain you mindless media whore

Originally posted by Neo_Version 7
Oh, yeah, I totally forgot about THAT.

I guess I don't need these anymore.

*throws away Playboys* you make me sick

Go Ronny woo

Originally posted by Ronny
you make me sick

I'm so glad I'm being lectured about this type of thing by someone who has a half-naked guy on her sig.

It feels really refreshing.

Originally posted by Ronny
No it is shallow Its EXTREAMLY shallow, you're only paying attention to what the media is telling you to like and saying it is natural. But it isnt, its sick and perverted and brainless. And i dont know if you lknow this but thje blonde inthe skimpy clothes and 2 tubs of lard on her face will use you and dump you the time she gets it when the sweatshirted woman wouldnt. Though im postive the sweatshirt wouldnt want anything to do with you after she knew the only thing you look for in a woman is skin deep Well thats what I find Hot, More skin the better.

AMen, SLip.

Smoke that shit, dog!

PeacE!

But then there wouldn't be any surprises..you would already know what she looked like with hardly any clothes and so would every other guy....plus having a partner with no dignity would be kind of degrading for both of you...

...

Originally posted by Neo_Version 7
... Good point there

Originally posted by Neo_Version 7
I'm so glad I'm being lectured about this type of thing by someone who has a half-naked guy on her sig.

It feels really refreshing. Its different when you have a half naked guy in your sig then when you would rather have a relationship with someone who is completely plastic then with someone with a brain. If I knew this guy in real life and if he were to be a complete ******* i would think twice about him. That my perverted shallow friend is what makes me Superior to you, I have dignity. You on the other hand have a skull so thick that i would be surprised if any one were to be able to pinch the tiniest bit of information into it with a 400 pound log. Now sir, you may le bite moi

Originally posted by SlipknoT
No. Boobs and ass.

they still are better than dignity in my opinion.

tangible things rock.

Originally posted by Neo_Version 7
they still are better than dignity in my opinion.

tangible things rock.

Originally posted by SlipknoT
Well thats what I find Hot, More skin the better. Grow up! Did you ever stop to think about womens feelings?

Originally posted by Ronny
What do you look for Wicker

First of all, i have great observational skills and a decent memory when it comes to stuff i care about.
Ahem....this is what happens when wickerman sees an interesting woman on the street:

1. Overall body figure, yes, curvalicious, yummy, not too tubby, not too skinny

2. If nearby, the second thing i look at are hands. I can tell by the hands if i'd be into that person or not. I dislike short stubby fingers, or needlessly elongated thin ones. I especially dislike it when girls don't know how to do their nails. The ones with short stubby fingers might not be so bad if they let their nails grow longer and create an illusion that way. But thin elongated fingers with OR without long nails....nah....

3. The next thing is to check the ankles. I absolutely DESPISE women who don't have a curve behind their ankles...it's one of the most sexual places on the female body IMO. Here's a pic so you understand what i'm trying to say (Yes, i know that's a MAN's lower body, but i couldn't find a proper one for a woman so there! schmoll )

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v442/preacherofnothing/others/legpic.jpg

4. Then i check out the face. I'm actually pretty picky about this. I don't like women that have a great body but a chubby face....it kinda freaks me out for some reason...don't ask. I'm also not a HUGE fan of brown eyes (although i seem to be doomed to date chicks with brown eyes most often )
Hair is also a very important factor. I don't have any preference as in curly or flat, or long or short. As long as it complements the facial complexion, i'm ok with it But i have to say i'm not a huge fan of moose and such, since in the act of kissing i tend to run my hands through the lady's hair, and it's kinda sickening when you look at your gel-covered hand afterwards

Ahem...well...i might've left some stuff out by accident back there...but that pretty much sums it up.

~wickerman~

Feelings?

THey don't have feelings. Only guys have feelings.

Originally posted by Neo_Version 7
AMen, SLip.

Smoke that shit, dog!

PeacE!

WHite Russian? Pass me that light, homie!

WHere the honeys at?!

Originally posted by Ronny
Grow up! Did you ever stop to think about womens feelings? No.

Originally posted by Neo_Version 7
WHite Russian? Pass me that light, homie!

Indeed

Originally posted by Wickerman
First of all, i have great observational skills and a decent memory when it comes to stuff i care about.
Ahem....this is what happens when wickerman sees an interesting woman on the street:

1. Overall body figure, yes, curvalicious, yummy, not too tubby, not too skinny

2. If nearby, the second thing i look at are hands. I can tell by the hands if i'd be into that person or not. I dislike short stubby fingers, or needlessly elongated thin ones. I especially dislike it when girls don't know how to do their nails. The ones with short stubby fingers might not be so bad if they let their nails grow longer and create an illusion that way. But thin elongated fingers with OR without long nails....nah....

3. The next thing is to check the ankles. I absolutely DESPISE women who don't have a curve behind their ankles...it's one of the most sexual places on the female body IMO. Here's a pic so you understand what i'm trying to say (Yes, i know that's a MAN's lower body, but i couldn't find a proper one for a woman so there! schmoll )

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v442/preacherofnothing/others/legpic.jpg

4. Then i check out the face. I'm actually pretty picky about this. I don't like women that have a great body but a chubby face....it kinda freaks me out for some reason...don't ask. I'm also not a HUGE fan of brown eyes (although i seem to be doomed to date chicks with brown eyes most often )
Hair is also a very important factor. I don't have any preference as in curly or flat, or long or short. As long as it complements the facial complexion, i'm ok with it But i have to say i'm not a huge fan of moose and such, since in the act of kissing i tend to run my hands through the lady's hair, and it's kinda sickening when you look at your gel-covered hand afterwards

Ahem...well...i might've left some stuff out by accident back there...but that pretty much sums it up.

~wickerman~ lol lol

Wonderful....I'm liking your requirements

Word dawg!

Originally posted by SlipknoT
No.
Thought so

Ronny changed her sig

Originally posted by Fionnuala
lol lol

Wonderful....I'm liking your requirements

You fit in there quite nicely flirt1

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Neo_Version 7
Feelings?

THey don't have feelings. Only guys have feelings. I think you just won the most sexist post in all eternity award you cow

Originally posted by s|m
Ronny changed her sig Reservoir dogs is teh shitz

Originally posted by s|m
Ronny changed her sig Indeed, Good movie.

Originally posted by Wickerman
You fit in there quite nicely flirt1

~wickerman~ You charmer...flirt1

On an unrelated subject, humanity is one cruel and selfish b*tch and there's nothing we can do about it

Now... cookie anyone?

Originally posted by Fionnuala
You charmer...flirt1

It's the accent flirt

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Wickerman
It's the accent flirt

~wickerman~ Of course..I'm a sucker for accents .eyes

Especially Canadian, European, Austrlian, New Zelandish , African, Latino and cultured English droolio ..so not to many..

Originally posted by Fionnuala
Of course..I'm a sucker for accents .eyes

Especially Canadian, European, Austrlian, New Zelandish , African, Latino and cultured English droolio ..so not to many..

I have NO idea what New Zelandish accent is like

~wickerman~

Originally posted by s|m
On an unrelated subject, humanity is one cruel and selfish b*tch and there's nothing we can do about it

Now... cookie anyone? Yes please

Originally posted by Wickerman
I have NO idea what New Zelandish accent is like

~wickerman~ I'm not even sure if that's the name but anyhoo...it's kind of like Australian but different..kind of the way Canadian is different from American..I think..people from both places will probably kill me now

Originally posted by Ronny
I think you just won the most sexist post in all eternity award you cow

Do I get an award?

In any case, I'm glad you replaced "shirtless-guy" with the Reservoir Dogs. Much more bad-ass.

Originally posted by Fionnuala
I'm not even sure if that's the name but anyhoo...it's kind of like Australian but different..kind of the way Canadian is different from American..I think..people from both places will probably kill me now
no, no i see what you mean. And yah i think its the same

Originally posted by Ronny
no, no i see what you mean. And yah i think its the same Oh good..thanks ...some people can get kind of touchy about it...

Originally posted by Fionnuala
Oh good..thanks ...some people can get kind of touchy about it... Nurrr **** them

Originally posted by Ronny
Yes please

*Hands cookies*

Thank you

popcorn

that smilie is so cute

agreed

I'm off now... bye bye

Adios

And I see Rob couldn't resist making "Why are assholes such people?"...Bless his randomness.