Fallen's Off-Topic Takeover!
Text-only Version: Click HERE to see this thread with all of the graphics, features, and links.
Fallen Jedi
those who oppose will be bound and foce fed ice cream sandwiches by an army of my best trained, highly skilled kung fu fighting penguin assasins!
Cinemaddiction
......not again.......
Fallen Jedi
who wants to be handcuffed?
CommandoDelta38
oh oh i do i do
Masrix
Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
who wants to be handcuffed?
Oh ! me Me!
chelsea17
here we go again
HimoKun
Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
who wants to be handcuffed?
I'll be handcuffed. And then we can have a little 'fun'.
PrinceofBlades
Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
who wants to be handcuffed?
Look how fare we have fallen
I think that should be your personal motto...
CommandoDelta38
old times? you mean there's gunna be choclate and whipcream too?
Rogue Jedi
handcuffed? *reminisces about the other night with FJ*
PrinceofBlades
You horny bastards...
Rogue Jedi
just a little.....
CommandoDelta38
mayyyybe we are ... mayyyyybe we're not
Fallen Jedi
Originally posted by CommandoDelta38
old times? you mean there's gunna be choclate and whipcream too?
i have no idea what you're talking about?
who will be my first victim?
Rogue Jedi
*raises hand*
see you in a coupla hours!!!
HimoKun
Hey baby, I'm ready and willing. I'll even supply the handcuffs.
CommandoDelta38
*raises hand* can i be second then?
PrinceofBlades
I think we need a whole new forum called "For you HB's out there. Password/age identification required."
PrinceofBlades
*Pulls out a card and hands it to Fallen* Incase you want to go Hollywood...shifty I tape...
Fallen Jedi
*eyes RJ* hey there.
who prefers vanilla and who prefers chocolate? *holds two cans of whipped cream.*
HimoKun
I will also supply the whipped cream and honey
Vanilla!
CommandoDelta38
what if i want both? *holds strawberry whipcream behind back*
PrinceofBlades
Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
*eyes RJ* hey there.
who prefers vanilla and who prefers chocolate? *holds two cans of whipped cream.*
chocolate...drool
PrinceofBlades
ahem
bag
Fallen Jedi
Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
*Pulls out a card and hands it to Fallen* Incase you want to go Hollywood...shifty I tape...
sorry, hun, don't do those.
i do other things though...
Fallen Jedi
Originally posted by CommandoDelta38
what if i want both? *holds strawberry whipcream behind back*
is that what i think it is?!
PrinceofBlades
Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
sorry, hun, don't do those.
i do other things though...
suit yourself. Niether do I...I'm more in the...other other buisness...
CommandoDelta38
maybe it is, maybe it isn't .... *sprays strawberry whipcream down FJ's shirt*
chelsea17
oh this oughta be good
CommandoDelta38
*sprays chels too*
Fallen Jedi
chels, you gonna help me here? i seem to be outnumbered!
Fallen Jedi
Originally posted by CommandoDelta38
maybe it is, maybe it isn't .... *sprays strawberry whipcream down FJ's shirt*
*squeals...runs and hides behind the couch*
CommandoDelta38
hehe, miss me FJ?
chelsea17
Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
chels, you gonna help me here? i seem to be outnumbered!
of course, what is your favorite girl here for?
now, what am I doing?
Fallen Jedi
mike, duh!
*runs up and gives you a huge hug and then sprays your face with chocolate whipped cream.* oops!
*sees prince out of the cornor of my eye and runs over and tackles him to the ground before getting up and hiding again.*
CommandoDelta38
*hugs FJ and sprays whipcream down the back of her pants as she sprays me in the face*
Ken Kenobi
Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
those who oppose will be bound and foce fed ice cream sandwiches by an army of my best trained, highly skilled kung fu fighting penguin assasins!
You dare challenge le Crew?
chelsea17
Originally posted by CommandoDelta38
*sprays chels too*
*sprays back* uh no buddy
Fallen Jedi
Originally posted by chelsea17
of course, what is your favorite girl here for?
now, what am I doing?
i was thinking along the lines of taking out mike first.
PrinceofBlades
Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
mike, duh!
*runs up and gives you a huge hug and then sprays your face with chocolate whipped cream.* oops!
*sees prince out of the cornor of my eye and runs over and tackles him to the ground before getting up and hiding again.*
Gets up and tries to whipe the whipped cream off my shirt, only smudging it and making it worst. Walks out of the room and enters with a black metal suitcase* Let the record show, I am not held responsible for the whipcreamage that is about to occur. *kicks the metal suitcase, having it fly open with a vast assortment of whiped creams ranging from every fruit and sweet flavor.* Let the whippage begin...
CommandoDelta38
ME!? what did i do ....... i'm in trouble
Fallen Jedi
Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
You dare challenge le Crew?
*eyes you* what do you got?
chelsea17
Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
i was thinking along the lines of taking out mike first.
Sounds good to me
CommandoDelta38
oh FJ, here the good news? *ducks for cover*
chelsea17
Originally posted by CommandoDelta38
ME!? what did i do ....... i'm in trouble
hehe yes you are
Rogue Jedi
so exactly how much whipped cream do we have here?
Ken Kenobi
Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
*eyes you* what do you got?
You weren't here for the OTF PWNAGE.
le Crew started so many random threads in one night that the first 3 pages were of le Crew. Beat that.
PrinceofBlades
*Takes two banana flavored whiped cream bottles and puts them in his pocket. Takes two mor cans of starberry and dives behind the couch motioning Commando to take them* I've got more incase we go out.
Fallen Jedi
Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
Gets up and tries to whipe the whipped cream off my shirt, only smudging it and making it worst. Walks out of the room and enters with a black metal suitcase* Let the record show, I am not held responsible for the whipcreamage that is about to occur. *kicks the metal suitcase, having it fly open with a vast assortment of whiped creams ranging from every fruit and sweet flavor.* Let the whippage begin...
um, guys...
*looks at my can of whipped cream.*
this will not do.
PrinceofBlades
Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
You weren't here for the OTF PWNAGE.
le Crew started so many random threads in one night that the first 3 pages were of le Crew. Beat that.
Truley it was a dark day for the OTF...
PrinceofBlades
Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
um, guys...
*looks at my can of whipped cream.*
this will not do.
no, no it wont...
Fallen Jedi
Originally posted by CommandoDelta38
ME!? what did i do ....... i'm in trouble
*flings a pillow your way*
what's the good news?
chelsea17
Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
um, guys...
*looks at my can of whipped cream.*
this will not do.
Here take some *throws 5 or 6 mega cans* yeah, they have those now too
PrinceofBlades
Originally posted by chelsea17
Here take some *throws 5 or 6 mega cans* yeah, they have those now too
shock *looks to commando, and then back to the cans* I think we're going to need a bigger arms assortment...
Fallen Jedi
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
so exactly how much whipped cream do we have here?
more than we can handle i think!
CommandoDelta38
I'm engaged to Kristen *dodge pillow* FRAG OUT! *throws a small shaken can of whipcream*
chelsea17
I still think thats so cute
PrinceofBlades
Originally posted by CommandoDelta38
I'm engaged to Kristen *dodge pillow* FRAG OUT! *throws a small shaken can of whipcream*
*dukes behind the couch as an array of whiped cream goes flying in all directions. Counts down in a whisper* three....two....one....
Fallen Jedi
Originally posted by chelsea17
Here take some *throws 5 or 6 mega cans* yeah, they have those now too
thanks, hun.
i knew i could always count on you.
wow, that's great mike!
how did you do it?
Fallen Jedi
Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
*dukes behind the couch as an array of whiped cream goes flying in all directions. Counts down in a whisper* three....two....one....
this does not look good.
*dives under the table.*
CommandoDelta38
i gave her the ring at night when we got to my house, that day she had to pick me up because i'd been in a carcrash w/ Sniper ... and i convinced her to take me to the mall cause i got the ring there, so when we got back to my house i gave it to her in the moonlight.
i mostly did it cause i was worried since it was the second car accident i'd been in trying to get that ring, the first was when i went to pick it out, the second was picking it up and i didn't want another to happen in trying to give it to her
PrinceofBlades
Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
this does not look good.
*dives under the table.*
*Gets up from behind the couch, and holds down on the cap unloading the whip cream everywhere. When the cans became empty, I took the two banana cans and shook them like a crazy man crying out* CLEAR!!!! *and tost them acroos the room, ducking once again behind the couch*
chelsea17
That is sweet.
FJ-anytime
CommandoDelta38
*empties one can all over the room and pulls a new one from a bandoleer on his chest*
Fallen Jedi
Originally posted by CommandoDelta38
i gave her the ring at night when we got to my house, that day she had to pick me up because i'd been in a carcrash w/ Sniper ... and i convinced her to take me to the mall cause i got the ring there, so when we got back to my house i gave it to her in the moonlight.
i mostly did it cause i was worried since it was the second car accident i'd been in trying to get that ring, the first was when i went to pick it out, the second was picking it up and i didn't want another to happen in trying to give it to her
congrats!
are you okay, though?
PrinceofBlades
Originally posted by CommandoDelta38
i gave her the ring at night when we got to my house, that day she had to pick me up because i'd been in a carcrash w/ Sniper ... and i convinced her to take me to the mall cause i got the ring there, so when we got back to my house i gave it to her in the moonlight.
i mostly did it cause i was worried since it was the second car accident i'd been in trying to get that ring, the first was when i went to pick it out, the second was picking it up and i didn't want another to happen in trying to give it to her
Maybe it wasn't the right time...
CommandoDelta38
okay? It'll take a lot more then a carcrash at 45MPH to hurt me
CommandoDelta38
for us it was always the right time, but our ... well her parents think otherwise, but there's little they can do
*hurls another whipcream grenade out into the room*
PrinceofBlades
Originally posted by CommandoDelta38
*empties one can all over the room and pulls a new one from a bandoleer on his chest*
*takes a black beery flavored whiped cream and dips my hands into it making to marks under my eyes like rambo...* lets do this...
Fallen Jedi
Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
*Gets up from behind the couch, and holds down on the cap unloading the whip cream everywhere. When the cans became empty, I took the two banana cans and shook them like a crazy man crying out* CLEAR!!!! *and tost them acroos the room, ducking once again behind the couch*
*looks at all the whip cream* anyone have any strawberries?
PrinceofBlades
Originally posted by CommandoDelta38
okay? It'll take a lot more then a carcrash at 45MPH to hurt me
what was the collion speed?...
Fallen Jedi
Originally posted by CommandoDelta38
okay? It'll take a lot more then a carcrash at 45MPH to hurt me
now that's the mike i know!
PrinceofBlades
Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
*looks at all the whip cream* anyone have any strawberries?
*slides the suitcase across the room* top layer, pull down the whipped cream layer *an expression of shock whips across my face* I just realized I just gave our entire ammunition to the enemy...doh
CommandoDelta38
Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
what was the collion speed?...
Collion?
Rogue Jedi
*eats banana split*
CommandoDelta38
Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
now that's the mike i know!
really?
*tackles FJ and sprays whipcream down her pants*
chelsea17
haha yes we are good to go FJ
Fallen Jedi
*eyes the suitcase*
hmmm. what to do? what to do?
PrinceofBlades
Originally posted by CommandoDelta38
Collion?
my mistake, collision.
PrinceofBlades
Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
*eyes the suitcase*
hmmm. what to do? what to do?
you can start by sliding it back, hehe sweatdrop
chelsea17
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
*eats banana split*
*sprays chocolate spray* hehehe
CommandoDelta38
it was 45MPH for our car ... like 5 for the other cause we where cut off and crashed into a car in near standstill traffic
PrinceofBlades
Originally posted by CommandoDelta38
it was 45MPH for our car ... like 5 for the other cause we where cut off and crashed into a car in near standstill traffic
than you didn't survive a 45 mph car crash...try a little higher...
CommandoDelta38
still ... anything short of a head on with a semi wont kill me
Fallen Jedi
Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
you can start by sliding it back, hehe sweatdrop
*takes the weapon out and looks at it curiously* how does this thing work?
CommandoDelta38
*takes a whipcream shell and loads it into a shotgun* hehe i love my 8 gauge *hugs the shotty*
Fallen Jedi
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
*eats banana split*
*runs into your arms, kisses you, and then sprays you head to toe in whipped cream.*
Rogue Jedi
a whip cream shotgun? man, i gotta get me one of those.
CommandoDelta38
*fires and hits chels with a blast of whipcream*
chelsea17
Originally posted by CommandoDelta38
*fires and hits chels with a blast of whipcream*
*is still hiding*
Fallen Jedi
Originally posted by CommandoDelta38
*takes a whipcream shell and loads it into a shotgun* hehe i love my 8 gauge *hugs the shotty*
*looks up mistified* whoa...
i want one!
*runs to behind mike and uses him as a human shield.* its either you or me. sorry.
PrinceofBlades
Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
*takes the weapon out and looks at it curiously* how does this thing work?
*swallows hard* that would be an AI (anti infantry) whiped cream assult riffle...carefully put it back into the case...
CommandoDelta38
i got your leg *pumps the next round in the chamber and fires again* ... and your butt, it's kinda sticking out chels
PrinceofBlades
Originally posted by chelsea17
*is still hiding*
*notices you hiding and quitly sneaks up from behind...
*
chelsea17
Originally posted by CommandoDelta38
i got your leg *pumps the next round in the chamber and fires again* ... and your butt, it's kinda sticking out chels
*runs into a room with a door with a lock* hehe, not nowwww
CommandoDelta38
*pumps next round into the shotty* .... here you go FJ one for you too *hands FJ a shotty* ...... wait a sec .... crap
Fallen Jedi
Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
*swallows hard* that would be an AI (anti infantry) whiped cream assult riffle...carefully put it back into the case...
*curiously inspects the weapon.* what does this do? *suddenly a huge blast of whip cream shoots out in prince's way.*
whoa, i like this!
CommandoDelta38
*dives and rolls behind the TV*
Fallen Jedi
Originally posted by CommandoDelta38
*pumps next round into the shotty* .... here you go FJ one for you too *hands FJ a shotty* ...... wait a sec .... crap
*shoves it down your shirt* night night.
CommandoDelta38
night night?
Fallen Jedi
don't ask. just going with the moment and typing out whatever pops into my head.
and what's a shotty?
isn't that like grinade?
CommandoDelta38
lol, shotty is short hand for shotgun
Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
*runs into your arms, kisses you, and then sprays you head to toe in whipped cream.*
*kisses you back, gives everyone a whipped cream finger*
Fallen Jedi
Originally posted by CommandoDelta38
lol, shotty is short hand for shotgun
oh.
and how am i suppose to know that?
CommandoDelta38
*looks back toward FJ and notices 2 whipcream grenades* .... uhoh
CommandoDelta38
lol, cause i'd used that term in the same post as the full term shotgun
PrinceofBlades
Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
*curiously inspects the weapon.* what does this do? *suddenly a huge blast of whip cream shoots out in prince's way.*
whoa, i like this!
dodges it watching the huge splat it makes on the wall* Now now fallen, lets not be rash...
chelsea17
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
*kisses you back, gives everyone a whipped cream finger*
If part of that was to me, grrrr
Fallen Jedi
Originally posted by CommandoDelta38
*looks back toward FJ and notices 2 whipcream grenades* .... uhoh
*dives for them before you do and hurls them in your direction.*
CommandoDelta38
*kicks them away, one landing in front of RJ, the other infront of PoB just as they go off*
Fallen Jedi
Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
dodges it watching the huge splat it makes on the wall* Now now fallen, lets not be rash...
look at me. i'm armed with two grenades and now a shotgun. does it look like i would be very rational at this point?
*aims for your feet* let me see you dance. *pulls the trigger*
PrinceofBlades
Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
look at me. i'm armed with two grenades and now a shotgun. does it look like i would be very rational at this point?
*aims for your feet* let me see you dance. *pulls the trigger*
*slides to the side, grabbing the suitcase with me. Pulls away the bottom layer of whip creams to reveal to dismantled whip cream launcher. Takes the peices and dives behind the couch, assmebling them very quickly.*
CommandoDelta38
*grabs an M203 w/ whipcream grenades and fires at chels*
PrinceofBlades
*assmebles the gun, and smile maliciously, loading it with four cans and setting it up on my shoulder. Gets up and points to Fallen* You feeling lucky...well do you...
Fallen Jedi
Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
*slides to the side, grabbing the suitcase with me. Pulls away the bottom layer of whip creams to reveal to dismantled whip cream launcher. Takes the peices and dives behind the couch, assmebling them very quickly.*
*scurries after you, jumping onto your back tackling you to the ground. grabs the launcher out of your hands and throws it over to chels.*
there you go hun. target POB!
PrinceofBlades
Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
*scurries after you, jumping onto your back tackling you to the ground. grabs the launcher out of your hands and throws it over to chels.*
there you go hun. target POB!
*takes your arm and pulls you towards me wraping both my arms around you putting you infront of me, using you as a shield*
ahem, better you than me I always said.
Fallen Jedi
yeah, sure you are POB.
*grabs your arm, twists it, and flips you over onto your back*
PrinceofBlades
Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
yeah, sure you are POB.
*grabs your arm, twists it, and flips you over onto your back*
Takes your arm and pulls your stomach over my body, using my legs to kick you onto your back* I wonder if we can get whip cream knives in here whistling
chelsea17
*takes it from FJ...* ohhhhh PoB hehehe *attacks with whipped cream*
Fallen Jedi
Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
Takes your arm and pulls your stomach over my body, using my legs to kick you onto your back* I wonder if we can get whip cream knives in here whistling
*grabs a pillow and shoves it into your face before squirming our of your grasp.*
i don't seem to recall giving you any permission.
CommandoDelta38
*runs up to chels, strips her of all her cloths and runs off with them* :P
PrinceofBlades
Originally posted by CommandoDelta38
*runs up to chels, strips her of all her cloths and runs off with them* :P
jawdrop....*Faints*...hehe
sorry bag
PrinceofBlades
Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
*grabs a pillow and shoves it into your face before squirming our of your grasp.*
i don't seem to recall giving you any permission.
*Takes the pillow and tosses it at your feet, causing you to trip, kicking up to my feet at the same time avoiding the fireing from Chelsea, running towards Fallen trying not to slip.*
Fallen Jedi
Originally posted by CommandoDelta38
*runs up to chels, strips her of all her cloths and runs off with them* :P
um, chels...hun...you might wanta...
chelsea17
Originally posted by CommandoDelta38
*runs up to chels, strips her of all her cloths and runs off with them* :P
no you did NOT!
Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
jawdrop....*Faints*...hehe
sorry bag
yessss??
Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
*Takes the pillow and tosses it at your feet, causing you to trip, kicking up to my feet at the same time avoiding the fireing from Chelsea, running towards Fallen trying not to slip.*
*sneaks up and attacks you* I win
chelsea17
Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
um, chels...hun...you might wanta...
He didn't, I knew to wear extra clothes....especially with him around
PrinceofBlades
*stops, and slides out the door, skitting to a halt at the border of the door. Turning I bow, and say* it was fun we should do this again sometime. But I must leave. *Shuts the door as an array of hits make there way, spattering on the door*
Fallen Jedi
*runs behind POB and pulls your pants down* somebody likes spongebob!
PrinceofBlades
Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
*runs behind POB and pulls your pants down* somebody likes spongebob!
wtf?!!?
where did that come from?
CommandoDelta38
*takes chels extra set of cloths off and runs ... passing by FJ, stripping her down and running off with her cloths as well*
PrinceofBlades
Originally posted by CommandoDelta38
*takes chels extra set of cloths off and runs ... passing by FJ, stripping her down and running off with her cloths as well*
I see someone likes spongebob too...
Fallen Jedi
Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
wtf?!!?
where did that come from?
can't have them back now.
CommandoDelta38
nice rack FJ
Fallen Jedi
Originally posted by CommandoDelta38
*takes chels extra set of cloths off and runs ... passing by FJ, stripping her down and running off with her cloths as well*
*trips mike on his way out and grabs my clothes back.* i'm taking those thank you. *quickly puts my clothes back on.*
Fallen Jedi
Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
I see someone likes spongebob too...
no spongebob here.
CommandoDelta38
*gets up* hey, i didn't say you could have those back *Steals them again and hides*
Fallen Jedi
*rapidly changes into another set of clothes and grabs mike's feet, dragging him across the floor.*
here, you can try this on. *straps a bra to your head.* awww, you look so cute.
CommandoDelta38
*grabs FJ and rolls ontop of her, strips her, and pins her down* :P
Fallen Jedi
*takes a pair of handcuffs and cuffs you to a post.*
be good.
*takes back my clothes and puts them back on.* the next one who tries anything will whipped and tortured...
Fallen Jedi
*looks around for POB* where did he go?
CommandoDelta38
*grabs onto FJ w/ legs and pulls her close*
Fallen Jedi
*smacks the back of mike's head*
what did i just say?
chelsea17
Originally posted by CommandoDelta38
*takes chels extra set of cloths off and runs ... passing by FJ, stripping her down and running off with her cloths as well*
*has an extra set on* hehe
Fallen Jedi
chels, keep an eye on mike. he's proven to be somewhat troublesome.
CommandoDelta38
me? no angelshifty
chelsea17
Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
chels, keep an eye on mike. he's proven to be somewhat troublesome.
I have been able to tell that by now
<< THERE IS MORE FROM THIS THREAD HERE >>
Copyright 1999-2024 KillerMovies.