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I was watching the news... Yes I am an intellectual as well as a top comedian.... naughty

And it had a report on the new Harry Potter book (Huzaa!) and I got really annoyed at the children that had been queuing up for 18 hours to get the novel around the time of midnight.... WHY!!!!??? The likeliness of a child around the age of 10 being in any fit state to read a book with hundreds of pages after being awake for 18 hours.

What really pissed me off was this little child (With oral grammar which lead me to believe that she couldn't read anyway.) Who had flown all from America all the way to England just because the time differences meant that it was coming out 5 hours earlier.... saying "I'm, so excited I'm really going to rub it in with my friends" (like you have any friends..... tubby )

harry potter is a load of bollox

a friggin 9 year old, four eyed kid waving a magic bastard wand about!? bloody hell has that what its come to?

Originally posted by Deano
harry potter is a load of bollox

a friggin 9 year old, four eyed kid waving a magic bastard wand about!? bloody hell has that what its come to?

I agree....

I just hate the kids that say they have read the book in like 4 hours, the day after it is released..

Originally posted by Deano
harry potter is a load of bollox

a friggin 9 year old, four eyed kid waving a magic bastard wand about!? bloody hell has that what its come to?

...

oh my god thats an out rage water stone off with there headsking

madness
i read mine in 3 hours..but ya know*cough*

i dont like harry potter

Originally posted by Deano
madness
i read mine in 3 hours..but ya know*cough*

Originally posted by silvertsume
i dont like harry potter

You and half of the world.... (probably...)

Originally posted by silvertsume
i dont like harry potter Neither do i the first one was good but the rest suck mondo pot.

the goosebumps books were the best

he should have screwed hermione when he had the chance.......nope nope...hes waiting til he has the right time to bump ron i bet ya..little creep

Originally posted by Deano
the goosebumps books were the best

I used to read those.... "Say cheese and die"!

God bless R.L.Stine

Originally posted by Deano
the goosebumps books were the best

those books scared me for life...especially when they came out as a tv show....

Originally posted by Deano
the goosebumps books were the best i used to love those..hehe.. memories..

Originally posted by Deano
the goosebumps books were the best


RL STIEN ROCKS...


Fear streat was the best series put out by robert.

and The ghosts of fear streat series was even better.

may have mispelled the name but whatevah.......and the show was so kool...too bad they took it off air.


the criptkeeper show took over

What were those books called, they started with like "Our school bus driver is a werewolf." ....or something like that?...

Originally posted by justjakk
may have mispelled the name but whatevah.......and the show was so kool...too bad they took it off air.


the criptkeeper show took over

It is still on Fox Kids in the UK

those were the days! I wonder what happened to him?

bailey city sumthing.. in 3rd grade i read them all

Originally posted by silvertsume
bailey city sumthing.. in 3rd grade i read them all

was that to me?

Originally posted by Darth Nauj
those were the days! I wonder what happened to him?

He must be getting on a bit

Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
Fox kids...I haven't heard that name in ages... yep ^^

Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
was that to me? yep.. rong 1...

Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
Fox kids...I haven't heard that name in ages...

Shit... It doesn't exist anymore... What the hell?

Originally posted by silvertsume
yep ^^


brings back mixed feelings, cause the way mine was set, Fox Kids was a few channels up from the *cough*porn*cough* and so when I remeber fox kids, I remeber wanting to throw up. Cause I was like 8...

i remeber seeing porn on hbo.. i was scared for life cuz my math teacher was on it.. can you say black mail

Originally posted by silvertsume
i remeber seeing porn on hbo.. i was scared for life cuz my math teacher was on it.. can you say black mail

your math teacher....must have been young eh? naughty

Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
I don't think so...but with good reason too. They kept showing old Marvel/USC Comics and what not. AND THE MASK How I used to watch that show!!!! good times, good times...

I'm sure it was there last time I looked through those channels

I used to watch Dungeons and Dragons on it... and Escaflowne sadwalk

lol.. yes.. he was on a show called 'real sex' and i was like.. 'omg samantha.. thats mr.parker!'

omg.. ive had the song 'dont stop beleivin' by journey in my head for like a week... damn.. you.. family guy

Originally posted by silvertsume
lol.. yes.. he was on a show called 'real sex' and i was like.. 'omg samantha.. thats mr.parker!'

oh, I thought your math teacher was a girl...

Originally posted by silvertsume
lol.. yes.. he was on a show called 'real sex' and i was like.. 'omg samantha.. thats mr.parker!'

Oh.... not so turned on anymore.... ah well... might as well finish off #wanker#

I just realized...look how far we;ve gone off topic... ADD...I so think we need a smilie for this. You know one thats mouthing A..D..and then stops as a butterfly flutters across his face and he disappears to go follow it...and it should be called PoB ..

well i g2g now byes xoxoxo 2 all

Originally posted by silvertsume
well i g2g now byes xoxoxo 2 all

hug bye bye...

In 3 pages we have gotten from harry potter to maths teachers in porn....

Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
actually in two, this one is what we like to call the recognition page. When we realize we have a problem, and admit to it...

Ah you are indeed correct...

Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
Problem:We need an ADD smilie
Solution:Your going to help me make it
Rewards:We will be the most reknown people on the OTF forum. Picture it *waves hand across the air as if wipping something off a window* The creatures of the ADD smilie, we'd be legends...

I'll make one tonight or tomorrow. Using Flash MX!

Unless I lose my attention to it...

Harry Potter is Load of Shit....Its Lord of the RIngs for 5 year olds.

Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
wait what.....who..wha...porn...damn, i got on at the wrong time

damn right!!! but don't worry, it was a guy. SS's math teacher...