This will make you cry!

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JacopeX
I wont be back!



Jenny was so happy about the house they had found. For once in her life 'twas on the right side of town. She unpacked her things with such great ease. As she watched her new curtains blow in the breeze. How wonderful it was to have her own room. School would be starting; she'd have friends over soon. There'd be sleep-overs, and parties; she was so happy It's just the way she wanted her life to be. On the first day of school, everything went great. She made new friends and even got a date! She thought, "I want to be popular and I'm going to be, Because I just got a date with the star of the team!" To be known in this school you had to have clout, And dating this guy would sure help her out. There was only one problem stopping her fate. Her parents had said she was too young to date. "Well I just won't tell them the entire truth. They won't know the difference; what's there to lose?" Jenny asked to stay with her friends that night. Her parents frowned but said, "All right." Excited, she got ready for the big event But as she rushed around like she had no sense, She began to feel guilty about all the lies, But what's a pizza, a party, and a moonlight ride? Well the pizza was good, and the party was great, But the moonlight ride would have to wait. For Dan was half drunk by this time. But he kissed her and said that he was just fine. Then the room filled with smoked and Dan took a puff. Jenny couldn't believe he was smoking that stuff. Now Dan was ready to ride to the point But only after he'd smoked another joint. They jumped in the car for the moonlight ride, Not thinking that he was too drunk to drive. They finally made it to the point at last, And Dan started trying to make a pass. A pass is not what Jenny wanted at all (and by a pass, I don't mean playing football.) "Perhaps my parents were right....maybe I am too young. Boy, how could I ever, ever be so dumb." With all of her might, she pushed Dan away: "Please take me home, I don't want to stay." Dan cranked up the engine and floored the gas. In a matter of seconds they were going too fast. As Dan drove on in a fit of wild anger, Jenny knew that her life was in danger. She begged and pleaded for him to slow down, But he just got faster as they neared the town. "Just let me get home! I'll confess that I lied. I really went out for a moonlight ride." Then all of a sudden, she saw a big flash. "Oh God, Please help us! We're going to crash!" She doesn't remember the force of impact. Just that everything all of a sudden went black. She felt someone remove her from the twisted rubble, And heard, "call an ambulance! These kids are in trouble! Voices she heard...a few words at best. But she knew there were two cars involved in the wreck. Then wondered to herself if Dan was all right, And if the people in the other car was alive. She awoke in the hospital to faces so sad. "You've been in a wreck and it looks pretty bad." These voices echoed inside her head, As they gently told her that Dan was dead. They said "Jenny, we've done all we can do. But it looks as if we'll lose you too." "But the people in the other car!?" Jenny cried. "We're sorry, Jenny, they also died." Jenny prayed, "God, forgive me for what I've done I only wanted to have just one night of fun." "Tell those people's family, I've made their lives dim, And wish I could return their families to them." "Tell Mom and Dad I'm sorry I lied, And that it's my fault so many have died. Oh, nurse, won't you please tell them that for me?" The nurse just stood there-she never agreed. But took Jenny's hand with tears in her eyes. And a few moments later Jenny died. A man asked the nurse, "Why didn't you do your best To bid that girl her one last request?" She looked at the man with eyes so sad. "Because the people in the other car were her mom and dad." This story is sad and unpleasant but true, So young people take heed, it could have been you.

PrinceofBlades
funny junk.com...roll eyes (sarcastic)

SlipknoT
Thats a Stupid, Cheesy as hell Anti Drug story made by soccor moms.

PrinceofBlades
Originally posted by SlipknoT
Thats a Stupid, Cheesy as hell Anti Drug story made by soccor moms.

notice, it rhyms...

Neo_Version 7
I kind of thought the twist in the end was a little predictable. But I think I receieved that in my e-mail one time. I think it was a forward.

Anyway, it was pretty sad. But don't go posting that type ofshit if you claim to be gangsta.

PrinceofBlades
Originally posted by Neo_Version 7
I kind of thought the twist in the end was a little predictable. But I think I receieved that in my e-mail one time. I think it was a forward.

Anyway, it was pretty sad. But don't go posting that type ofshit if you claim to be gangsta.

laughing...blink...

JLred
That was stupid........................don't deny it...................... cool

Bardock42
hahah...right on....Stupid whore......

JacopeX
I got it in my email

JLred
yup.....cool

JacopeX
I read it and decided to post it here. Funnyjunk.com? Got to check that place out.

PrinceofBlades
Originally posted by JacopeX
I read it and decided to post it here. Funnyjunk.com? Got to check that place out.

becareful on some of the links....they aren't pg-13 rated...

Maynard-is-god
messed too much to read

JacopeX
I dont foward. Anyway, I got one miore thing to say..... laughing laughing out loud

I just like when my threads become failures

JacopeX
Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
becareful on some of the links....they aren't pg-13 rated...

Yeah right!

PrinceofBlades
Originally posted by JacopeX
Yeah right!

fine, I just thought it would be fair if I warned you

JLred
before the coolness took over.........cool

JacopeX
Nah I just saw the website and its funny. Good stuff. Even the video Asian Pride: http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/asianpride.htm

PrinceofBlades
Originally posted by JacopeX
Nah I just saw the website and its funny. Good stuff. Even the video Asian Pride: http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/asianpride.htm

I for one love the "How to Fold A t-shirt" movie. For about three months now, that's how I fold my shirts...

JacopeX
Originally posted by JLred
before the coolness took over.........cool

Heh! Coolness......?

PrinceofBlades
Check out coconuts, laughing out loud it's the best...

JacopeX
Originally posted by SlipknoT
Thats a Stupid, Cheesy as hell Anti Drug story made by soccor moms.

I play soccer and my mom dosent even support it for crap! Heh! I play it to become a legend one day!

PrinceofBlades
Originally posted by JacopeX
I play soccer and my mom dosent even support it for crap! Heh! I play it to become a legend one day!

Well atleast your going through the dreams stage. However, brace yourself...

JacopeX
aiight

Syren
I love the way someone opens a harmless thread and everyone circles like vultures, tearing strips off them... roll eyes (sarcastic)

I thought the piece was pretty cool, I'll probably recite it to my younger sister when she gets a bit older...

JacopeX
True DAT!

Syren
wink But I agree on the other comment, don't post sensitive stuff if you're a true gangster pimp

Arcane
lol, i wrote that story, its what happened to me, yes jenny was really a guy called Arcane, n dan was some one night stand, we all died, n taht is how the easter bunny was born

JacopeX
Originally posted by Syren
wink But I agree on the other comment, don't post sensitive stuff if you're a true gangster pimp


Gangster? laughing laughing What a funny way to spell it! GANGSTA. If I were a gangster I would be in the Mafia! Gangsta is a a thug in the hood.

JacopeX
laughing out loud laughing laughing out loud

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