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I think i will start a new religion called Bollockism. i shall be the guru known as the bollock(unlike human males there cannot be two bollocks) and my followers shall be known as Bollockists. We shall be distinct from all other religions in that we will shave the hair from out testicles, and keep it in a plastic bag stuck to our chins. I will also create a womans version in which vaginal hair shall be considered sacred and must be worn under a turban.

if you dont join you will rot in the pits of hell where satan will rub his balls up against your face

join..

Originally posted by Deano
I will also create a womans version in which vaginal hair shall be considered sacred and must be worn under a turban.



OMG shock

where do i sign superhyper

right here ont he dotted line

........................

you must buy your own turban

MM Ball rubing?? Hell here I come

Originally posted by WickedTexasMomA
MM Ball rubing?? Hell here I come

i knew you would

I'm in!!!

Originally posted by Deano
I think i will start a new religion called Bollockism. i shall be the guru known as the bollock(unlike human males there cannot be two bollocks) and my followers shall be known as Bollockists. We shall be distinct from all other religions in that we will shave the hair from out testicles, and keep it in a plastic bag stuck to our chins. I will also create a womans version in which vaginal hair shall be considered sacred and must be worn under a turban.

if you dont join you will rot in the pits of hell where satan will rub his balls up against your face

join..

you're sexy

Originally posted by Deano
right here on the dotted line


Uneeklyconfused
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more followers,,,exxxxxxxcellent

Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused


good girl

Originally posted by Morning_Glory
you're sexy

im the bollocks

join us

Originally posted by Deano
i knew you would Hmm sandpaper+ballrubbing=entertainment for me

do I get to sign on a dotted line too?

Originally posted by WickedTexasMomA
Hmm sandpaper+ballrubbing=entertainment for me

keep that sandpaper away from my balls

Originally posted by Ladyluck
do I get to sign on a dotted line too?

sure if u wanna sign up

Originally posted by Deano
keep that sandpaper away from my balls Wouldn't want to touch those green ozz balls anyways.

Originally posted by WickedTexasMomA
MM Ball rubing?? Hell here I come

room for two?

Originally posted by WickedTexasMomA
Wouldn't want to touch those green ozz balls anyways.

you know you'd love to touch these brit balls

Ladyluck
.............

Originally posted by Deano
good girl

He spoke to mesuperhyper


shybag

Originally posted by Deano
you know you'd love to touch these brit balls Nope, I much rather touchs my husband Latin balls....they smell like Ming Shu ^_^.

Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
He spoke to mesuperhyper


shybag

you are my goddess

toad

Originally posted by WickedTexasMomA
Nope, I much rather touchs my husband Latin balls....they smell like Ming Shu ^_^.

what does ming shu smell like

Originally posted by Deano
you are my goddess

crywhat about me?

Originally posted by WickedTexasMomA
Nope, I much rather touchs my husband Latin balls....they smell like Ming Shu ^_^.

Latino? where is he from?

Originally posted by Ladyluck
crywhat about me?

look how your guru abandons you, come and join the dark side. Where you can be the goddess of snakes...

Originally posted by Ladyluck
crywhat about me?

of course you are my goddess too

Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
look how your guru abandons you, come and join the dark side. Where you can be the goddess of snakes...

demon be gone! i cast you out!

Originally posted by Deano
of course you are my goddess too

you just made my day!

Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
Latino? where is he from? Lord knows where his dad came from, he was born in LA tho,but raised down here in Oklahoma.




and ming shu smells like wild flowers...I "force " him to take bubble baths with me..Hmmm a big old hottub sure does get lonely,And I hate to be alone.lol

Originally posted by SlipknoT
toad

slipknot you shall be my bodyguard..if anyone trys anything then you must sort them out
what would you do if i was being attacked?

Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
look how your guru abandons you, come and join the dark side. Where you can be the goddess of snakes...

tempting.....

Originally posted by Deano
demon be gone! i cast you out!

Until next time, *disappears in a cloud of dark smoke*

Originally posted by WickedTexasMomA
Lord knows where his dad came from, he was born in LA tho,but raised down here in Oklahoma.




and ming shu smells like wild flowers...I "force " him to take bubble baths with me..Hmmm a big old hottub sure does get lonely,And I hate to be alone.lol

You mean to tell me, you don't know where your own husband is roots are!?!? I guess family reunions will be one sided...

Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
You mean to tell me, you don't know where your own husband is roots are!?!? I guess family reunions will be one sided... My husband doesn't have anything to do with his dads family.His mom tho is cherokee as am I,we keep in touch with her side of the family often as we can. We really don't care to spend time with anyone other then each other so family reunions are not on are list of things we want to do.lol

Originally posted by WickedTexasMomA
My husband doesn't have anything to do with his dads family.His mom tho is cherokee as am I,we keep in touch with her side of the family often as we can. We really don't care to spend time with anyone other then each other so family reunions are not on are list of things we want to do.lol

Well it never starts early. Only when you start getting old and your kids are teens. I can almost assure you it's that case...

Originally posted by Deano
slipknot you shall be my bodyguard..if anyone trys anything then you must sort them out
what would you do if i was being attacked? Take out the baseball bat and wreck the Homie!

LOL We've been married for 6 years XD and in that time we've only been apart for 3 days. We got a good relationship really, gotta be happy with your self before you can make a long term relationship work out the way it should.

Originally posted by Deano
you are my goddess



faint

Originally posted by WickedTexasMomA
LOL We've been married for 6 years XD and in that time we've only been apart for 3 days. We got a good relationship really, gotta be happy with your self before you can make a long term relationship work out the way it should.

you're 22 and you've been married for 6 years?!?!

Originally posted by Ladyluck
you're 22 and you've been married for 6 years?!?! Yea,so? My mother got married at 14 and her mom at 12.I was nearly 17 when I got married.

And I think I've done rather well really.

Originally posted by WickedTexasMomA
Yea,so? My mother got married at 14 and her mom at 12.I was nearly 17 when I got married.

ok ok...I never said there was anything wrong with that...I think that's awesome

Originally posted by WickedTexasMomA
Yea,so? My mother got married at 14 and her mom at 12.I was nearly 17 when I got married.

Originally posted by WickedTexasMomA
And I think I've done rather well really.

as long as your happy it doesnt matter how old you were..

im sure you still love each other as much as you did back then .

Eeeesh, Why did you get married at 16?

Why not?lol I already graduated HS by 16 worked full time ,and just decided one day to go ahead and get married before he was shipped out over seas.

And common, would you rather live with your parents or have your 24/7 hour booty call living with you?lol

You married him so he wouldnt go wherever he had to go?

24/7 hour booty call

Originally posted by SlipknoT
You married him so he wouldnt go wherever he had to go? No so I could go with him.lol We planed to wait until my 18th birthday but decided not to,we where dating for 4 years before we got married.lol ^___^

You were dating him when you were 12?.....How old is he?

His 24

His only two years older then my self.


my dad is 25 years older then my mother.LOL!!!

Thats Wickidy wack

LOL


My dad was in his 30s when he married my mom when she was still in her teens.She 60 and his 85 ...I think lol

Do yuou have kiddies

lol Yea, I've got a 15month old and im due with are second daughter in Sep or early Oct.

Sheeeet Imagine what you'll be like at 40!

Still hot as ever XD

60?

lol who knows

Originally posted by SlipknoT
Take out the baseball bat and wreck the Homie!

thats what i like to hear
here..have a peanut

bollocks to your bollockness! yeah! take that! *farts in your general direction*

join us or i will bollock you to death with my left bollock

shock sounds intense.....ill join!

good good!

bollox is the new word
spread your bolloxness around

bollocks to organised religion...

i agree!

Originally posted by Deano
i agree!
which means if Deano is the leader of the Bollocks religion..i wanna be a high priest...yes

high priest you will be

the religion seems tempting!!!

its the best religion yet

Originally posted by Deano
high priest you will be
thank you your eminence

I'm so in, on the proviso that you promote me to the level of Bollockette, partner to the Bollock eyes

Originally posted by Syren
I'm so in, on the proviso that you promote me to the level of Bollockette, partner to the Bollock eyes

i need someone hot like you
you can definely be the bollockette

Good call buddy, what do I do?

Can we sacrifice virgins!?! pllllease??

You are not brainwashing me.JM

Originally posted by WickedTexasMomA
Can we sacrifice virgins!?! pllllease??

Sacrifice them to what??

Originally posted by Syren
Sacrifice them to what?? To me

Oh hell yes, this I have to see

syren long time no see

Originally posted by Jackie Malfoy
You are not brainwashing me.JM

you are brainwashed everyday via tv, media messages that bombard ya subconcious mind..

pfft does it involve worshipping Mustard?

nah..only if u wanna

ok i dont.

worship me then

Originally posted by Deano
I think i will start a new religion called Bollockism. i shall be the guru known as the bollock(unlike human males there cannot be two bollocks) and my followers shall be known as Bollockists. We shall be distinct from all other religions in that we will shave the hair from out testicles, and keep it in a plastic bag stuck to our chins. I will also create a womans version in which vaginal hair shall be considered sacred and must be worn under a turban.

if you dont join you will rot in the pits of hell where satan will rub his balls up against your face

join..
that just made my day

Originally posted by Deano
worship me then

I am your equal, 44,000 shall fall to me...evillaugh...

sorry, just thought you should know that...

Mangled elephant penis

i have no equal..i..am....the one!

Originally posted by Rob Owns You
Mangled elephant penis

slopknit?

Originally posted by Deano
thats what i like to hear
here..have a peanut

Originally posted by SlipknoT


a peanut or a 20 dollar bill

which one?

Originally posted by Deano
slopknit?

Sloopknit

Originally posted by Rob Owns You
Sloopknit

ahh..gotcha

im gonna punch the chinese guy..he gave me mushrooms when i specifially said no ****ing mushrooms..i was fuming

Originally posted by Deano
a peanut or a 20 dollar bill

which one? Uhhhhh ehhhh ahhhh, ummm........ *punches Deano and takes both*

Originally posted by Deano
ahh..gotcha

im gonna punch the chinese guy..he gave me mushrooms when i specifially said no ****ing mushrooms..i was fuming

Ah I see, so can I be the guy that pisses on the people that choose not to worship you? Ill also piss on the chinese guy euro

yes you and slipknot are my personal bodyguards
piss on who eva gets out of line..i'll drown the chinese bastard in his own curry..the scum!

*Punches the Chinese Guy in the face with brass knuckles and starts kicking him in the ribs*

*helps slipknot by bashing the chinese guys head in with some spare ribs*

*throws him onn the ground and Curb stomps him breaking his jaw*

*high fives slipknot and hands him a spare rib*

Originally posted by Syren
Sacrifice them to what??
sacrifice them to the great bollock...and i the high priest of the church shall perform the ritual sex...umm sacrifice....

Originally posted by Deano
*high fives slipknot and hands him a spare rib* SWEET! *naws on it savagly*

Enter the Bollockette eyes

Originally posted by Rob Owns You
Ah I see, so can I be the guy that pisses on the people that choose not to worship you? Ill also piss on the chinese guy euro

*cocks a shotgun* you get that thing near me...

PB, you are allowing this sacrilege?

Originally posted by Syren
Enter the Bollockette eyes

woo! my queen has arrived

Is there sex involved?

I still say give me your virgins!

Originally posted by Deano
worship me then

your religion sucks Dean.

Originally posted by Deano
I will also create a womans version in which vaginal hair shall be considered sacred and must be worn under a turban.



pubic hair. pray

Originally posted by silver_tears
Is there sex involved?

yes...but only with me

Originally posted by Korri
your religion sucks Dean.

you know where the door is

But then you wont hae brainwashed me, therefore you will have failed in your religious challenge.

Originally posted by Deano
yes...but only with me

God no. I refuse to join if I have to do you so I can be satisfied.

ok u can have sex with anyone within this group

I'm in.

Originally posted by Korri
But then you wont hae brainwashed me, therefore you will have failed in your religious challenge.

in time things will fall into place

Originally posted by Deano
yes...but only with me

Alright, I thought long and hard about this......hmm
I'm so in!

good good

One brainwashing please.

Originally posted by Deano
in time things will fall into place

nah

How about you wax my ass??

sure thing

Thats a dangerous place to be at...>.>

You do that here?

*brings out The Table*

gets on the table with syren*

No, you idiot... it's the sacrificial table Good luck with that...

it can be used for other things

Not on my watch nono

yes! you will do as i say and you shall enjoy it!