Snow's Barn & Grill.

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Tulak Hord
This is like the Ep III thingie where we just have fun. Only friendly fights. Oh, and RP all you want.

















Btw, Snow's what they call me. Snow's what my true friends call me. Nac has this honor, as does Ast.

Tulak Hord
I, Tulak Hord, Lord of the Sith, give only one order to anyone in this thread. PARTY!! WOOO! A CELEBRATION TO THOSE WHO JUST SETTLED THEIR DIFFERENCES!

cameron666
Whazzup?

Ast Rofan
This place looks familiar, ooh I know why, it was my idea. stick out tongue

Tulak Hord
I don't see a copywrite infrigment.

Nactous
Ast, I just made peace with Vader 476. That war is over.

Ast Rofan
Originally posted by Nactous
Ast, I just made peace with Vader 476. That war is over.

Relax, go search the word Grill over at the E3 forum, you will understand. stick out tongue

Texansfan05
This thread is BS

Ast's original grill is the real grill!

Tulak Hord
WOO PEACE! GALACTIC PEACE! YEEHAW! LET'S ALL GET A DRINK!

Nactous
HEY, no hate is allowed in here.

Tulak Hord
This is the happy thread for EU jackass.

Tulak Hord
That was directed at texasfan

Nactous
Well, Ast can be the one for E3 will Tulaks is the one for EU.

Tulak Hord
Hmm. Hay..good idea. I love Hay. It's good food for horses and lovely to sleep on. *Tosses a few bales in the barn*

Nactous
Hey Tulak, you know which two people I can never see getting along.

Texansfan05
Originally posted by Tulak Hord
That was directed at texasfan

I like your original title roll eyes (sarcastic) Jack A$$!!!

Tulak Hord
Who can't you see getting along?

Nactous
Texansfan05! Thats enough. Their will not be a repeat of what happened between Vader 476 and I. Now, back to the party.

Nactous
Originally posted by Tulak Hord
Who can't you see getting along?
Jlrtenjac and Devil Dodo. Do you know them, and that they've had a big falling out?

Tulak Hord
*Grabs his Bon Jovi CD*

Ast Rofan
Everyone calm down, Tex meant no harm. The grill is a sensitive subject, people can overeact a bit.

Texansfan05
Originally posted by Nactous
Texansfan05! Thats enough. Their will not be a repeat of what happened between Vader 476 and I. Now, back to the party.

I really don't care guy's I'm not trying to start a fight I wish this thread only the best I hope it will do well!

Tulak Hord
DD can be crazy at times.

Tulak Hord
Oh, okay. Well, um, sorry for the jackass thing.

Nactous
So, Tulak. Now with Vader and I going our seperate ways, do you think the "Is KotOR better than ROTS?" topic will start to die out, or will there be new discussions.

Tulak Hord
Yo Nac, you know who I can't see getting along?

Ast Rofan
Originally posted by Texansfan05
I really don't care guy's I'm not trying to start a fight I wish this thread only the best I hope it will do well!

Agreed, good to see the idea live on. Though we have since relocated to a darker home. cool

Tulak Hord
It might die out hopefully.

Texansfan05
Originally posted by Ast Rofan
Agreed, good to see the idea live on. Though we have since relocated to a darker home. cool

big grin

Nactous
Originally posted by Tulak Hord
Yo Nac, you know who I can't see getting along?
who?

Tulak Hord
PVS and anyone else. He's a real-time jackass sometimes.

Ast Rofan
For those unfamiliar with the fate of the original grill...

http://img309.imageshack.us/img309/318/tragedy4ig.gif

Nactous
I second that notion Tulak. And who would get along with the anomaly?

Texansfan05
Originally posted by Tulak Hord
PVS and anyone else. He's a real-time jackass sometimes.

Yeah PVS can be a jackass anyway I'm sorry about bashing the thread at 1st!

Tulak Hord
Ano's not as bad as PVS. He jumps down anyone's throat. He thinks he's the big bad boogeyman. That's why I moved out of the Ep III forum and into this. We're the fun crowd big grin

Tulak Hord
No worries cowboy. Mind if I call ya that? Tex is so demeaning.

Nactous
Originally posted by Tulak Hord
It might die out hopefully.

The Topic?

Tulak Hord
The ROTS vs KOTOR.

Texansfan05
I'm fine with being called Cowboy I usually go by Tex though!

Tulak Hord
Kewls. Call me Snow, or dimwit, or sumtin' like that. Just don't call me late at night. I'm feral when I'm tired or hungry.

Nactous
Originally posted by Tulak Hord
The ROTS vs KOTOR.

Yes, in the end it was nothing more than a battle ground. Let it die, and it's ashes take to the wind. We have no use for it. Take from it the victor as you will, but we know who won dont we ash. Yep, hopefully it will die out and no longer be.

Tulak Hord
Both sides were victors in this glorious battle. The Mandalorians would truly be proud to have been in such a fight, for the spirit of both sides were truly awe inspiring.

Ast Rofan
Quick question...

Why BARN and grill?

Tulak Hord
Quick answer...

I'm country. Head to Toe.

Nactous
Goodbye Tulak, Ast. I will ponder my future here at KMC. Perhaps I will devote myself to build up Snow's Barn and Grill, make it powerful. What the future lies ahead of my, I do not know. One thing is for certin. MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU ALL. *walks away from dark throne, cloaked.*
Goodbye, Master Tulak. laughing out loud laughing

Tulak Hord
That's some stuff you're on.

Tulak Hord
Can I buy your deathsticks?

Nactous
Oh yeah.

Tulak Hord
Hmm, what's worse than the greatest saberist of all time jacked up on Death sticks?

Nactous
Nothing at all.

Tulak Hord
Heheh, I can see it. Tulak going crazy with two sabers walking into a cantina trying to pick up Twi'Leks. Someone ticks him off and he starts sabering and slashing and stuff.

Nactous
Dangerous.

Tulak Hord
Funny more like it. It'd be better if it were on Taris while the Sith issued the quarntine. Can't you see some armored thugs trying to stop Tulak?

Nactous
Yep.

Tulak Hord
We must turn those who dislike EU into fans of it! Show them what the Dark Side is like!

Nactous
Oh yes.

Tulak Hord
One thing I'd like to add about the Barn and Grill. You can ask any question you like, and I mean the dumbest of the dumb. Hell, let's have a contest and see who can ask the stupidest question.

Nactous
Oh, I got one.
"Whats Star Wars?" embarrasment

Tulak Hord
Mm, I gots a question, but it ain't in the contest. What if Dooku were played by Sean Connery instead of Chis lee? Hehehe...

*Yoda Walks in after dooku beats Obi and Anikan*

Dooku: Master Yoda. Do you expect me to draw my saber?

Yoda: No, agent Dooku. To die, I expect you.

Nactous
Haa, thats crazy. "Hmm, Id like a Traisian Ale, shaking not stired."

Tulak Hord
*Dooku first meeting Assaj Ventress*

Dooku: My name is Tyrannus...Darth Tyrannus.

Captain REX
Well, this is quite a peculiar place. The first page of it seems more like the bickering of married couples than a barn & grill, I must say... stick out tongue

I'll have a cup of Aludium-pu36, if ya don't mind...

Tulak Hord
Hmm...*Checks the back shelves* Here you go. Leave the bottle?

PVS
Originally posted by Tulak Hord
PVS and anyone else. He's a real-time jackass sometimes.

Originally posted by Nactous
I second that notion Tulak. And who would get along with the anomaly?

Originally posted by Texansfan05
Yeah PVS can be a jackass anyway I'm sorry about bashing the thread at 1st!

Originally posted by Tulak Hord
Ano's not as bad as PVS. He jumps down anyone's throat. He thinks he's the big bad boogeyman. That's why I moved out of the Ep III forum and into this. We're the fun crowd big grin

well looky what i found evil face

jackass? who are the little b!tches crying over me in some lame thread in the far corner of the SW forums? i didnt know i was so popular.
roll eyes (sarcastic) rolling on floor laughing

Fishy
Originally posted by PVS
well looky what i found evil face

jackass? who are the little b!tches crying over me in some lame thread in the far corner of the SW forums? i didnt know i was so popular.
roll eyes (sarcastic) rolling on floor laughing

You are but thats just because you have a strange looking nose

PVS
Originally posted by Fishy
You are but thats just because you have a strange looking nose

well...you didnt have to point that out sad

anyway im off. later b1tches evil face *consumes all the best liqueur, pisses on bar, sets walls on fire, and casually exits while whistling a happy tune*

Tulak Hord
Lol, PVS can't face the truth.

Talos Naga
............ WTF is going on Here Snow?
Your Bassy Sucks!

Tulak Hord
Say that to my BC's.

Talos Naga
I have the same Fig... But your Skin sucks... Try putting an RA skin on there or something :P

Tulak Hord
Oh, and here's the menu.

Hamburger: $1.00
Cheeseburger: $1.50
Darthburger: $2.50
Jawa Burger: Free.
Normal fries: $0.50
Sith Fries: $1.00
Quarren: $5.00
Mon Calimari: $5.00
Selkath: $5.50

All drinks $0.50
Coke
Sith Coke
Pepsi
Darth Pepsi
Sprite
Diet Sprite (That's evil enough)
Root beer
Normal beer
Firewhiskey
Corellian Ale
Tarasian Ale
Ruby Blieas

Tonights special:
Mon Calimari w\ fries. Your choice of Soup or Salad. Along with fries, another side of your choice between Baked Potatoe, Mashed Taters, or chili. Free lightsaber toy for kids under 5.

Captain REX
I actually agree with PVS. Don't use your social thread as an excuse to moan and gripe publicly about others who you don't get along with. If you're going to whine about people and talk behind their backs, do it via PMs or off of KMC. That could be considered bashing, after all.

*downs the drink*

And wouldn't that be credits rather than cash?

Tulak Hord
*Crosses arms* Credits is the same as cash. Atleast to me.

PVS
Originally posted by Captain REX
I actually agree with PVS.

jawdrop

Captain REX
Shocking, isn't it? stick out tongue

Tulak Hord
Alright. I'll be nicer if he'll be nicer. But he really does jump down peoples throats sometimes.

PVS
did you not hear what he said? you cant use the forum to create threads for talking shit behind people's backs. there's no stipulations you can attach to that. if you find me so offensive then either PM me about it or just report me. if the mods feel i deserve to face concequences then thats their job, not yours. now just accept that you're 100% in the wrong for doing what you did and let it go, ok? smile

Nactous
Hmm.., Tulak, I see what you mean.

Sadako of Girth
Well.... I was gonna order, but all the best drink is gone, there seems to be piss on the bar and what could have been an absolutely charming wall freize seems to have been badly burned....

And someone seems to have drawn comedic handlebar moustaches on the otherwise attractive waitresses....

Ahhhhhhh well........ sad

Darth_Rankkor
Hello :P

PVS
Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
And someone seems to have drawn comedic handlebar moustaches on the otherwise attractive waitresses....

i also knocked them up smile

Sadako of Girth
Excellent attention paid to the curly ringlets on either end....!!!
How did you get them to stay still for that....???!!!?

PVS
a charming smile and a fat stack of republic credits goes a long way wink

Sadako of Girth
Originally posted by PVS
i also knocked them up smile

Sly work, my friend...! Sly work indeed...!!! naughty

Darth_Rankkor
JUST BOUGHT TODAY MY FIRST ROTS ACTION FIGURES WOOHOO!!!!! WOOT WOOT WOOT

Nactous
What is it. *Shakes head at thought of what PVS baby would look like*

Captain REX
Whatever that means.

But Tulak, Nactous, either use this thread as a social thread or have it closed; it's not a space for you to complain about PVS. no

Tulak Hord
Aye, aye, Cap'n.

Ast Rofan
PVS sucks!!!







Im sorry, I thought that is how this place works. stick out tongue

JLRTENJAC
Hey, How ya'll doin

PVS
oh ffs

reported

Tulak Hord
Gooooooooooood morning Veitnam!....DAMN, wrong movie. *Ahem* Gooooooooooood morning Lit. and EU! The time is 9:00 AM and we're ready to kick it off here in Snow's Barn and Grill by bitching at eachother. Enjoy your morning, and your time spent at KFC...DAMNIT, KMC.

Tangible God
If I knew where Mel Gibson was right now, I'd be over there licking his balls.

Captain REX
That's kinda weird.

Nactous
Originally posted by Tangible God
If I knew where Mel Gibson was right now, I'd be over there licking his balls.
?

Nactous
*Walks in Barn, sits down next to Tulak* Whats up.

Tulak Hord
Heey, I got enough funds to put in a Mechanical bull!

Nactous
Hmm, intresting. *Throws darts at picture of Anomaly on the wall*

Nactous
*Looks up at half naked Twi'lek dancers wearing cowboy hats and whistles." Oh yeah, work for the credits now!!!

Tulak Hord
Woooo-hah!

Tulak Hord
Let's see....Hand nice and secure in the rope, other hand raised, reaching between the horns. Toes out, heels lined up with the rope. Chest out, head down. *Uses force to activate the Mechanical Bull* Woo-hah! Woo-hah!

Nactous
*Drunk on Tarisian Ale bumps into Juke box.*

Tulak Hord
Noo! *Uses the force to repair the jukebox*

Ushgarak
Just the one SW social thread I am afraid. Closed.

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