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guys, when you...you know, who do you think of?

when i what? put on my shoes? eat breakfast? have a shower?

Brush my teeth? Change my clothes?

order pizza?

stab rob?

doods!!!! you know what i mean. FJ saw it and got it right away!!!

chew gum? brush my hair?

Spork out mists eyes? Smack a random person?

when you play with your little fireman.

play tic tac toe?

game on biatch?

beat mist at tic tac toe?

Make him order chinese food?

puts the lotion on the skin?

there is no spoon?

hows my driving?

man, you guys are in denial.

get attacked by aliens?

save the world from frogs?

log out and go to sleep?

Scrub my balls with soap?

Take a piss on the sidewalk?

jump out of an aeroplane?

fart at rob?

eat a hamburger?

help me im dying?

read my lips....when you M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-E!!!

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
read my lips....when you M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-E!!!

well gosh, why didnt you say so?

Piss in the mashed potatos?

watch mist eat a weiner off of a hotdog?

ride in a go cart?

answer the question, byatch!!!

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
read my lips....when you M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-E!!!

We know homie

so if you guys dont answer, i am gonna assume you all think of the backstreet boys.

I dont beat that meat... I use my time for more usefull things

whatever!!!!!!!!

Tis true

dood, all guys toss it. all guys!!!!!

Why don't you answer?

i dont need to masturbate anymore.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
dood, all guys toss it. all guys!!!!!

no seriously I believe you

man, i am blessed. i get to come home to the most beautiful, most exotic sexiest woman in the whole world every night. and she loves me!!!!!! why masturbate?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
man, i am blessed. i get to come home to the most beautiful, most exotic sexiest woman in the whole world every night. and she loves me!!!!!! why masturbate?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
dood, all guys toss it. all guys!!!!!

why do you quote me, then post nothing, mist?

Afraid?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
why do you quote me, then post nothing, mist? Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
dood, all guys toss it. all guys!!!!!

You are a guy ....QED

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
why do you quote me, then post nothing, mist?

because im reposting what you said, you contradict yourself.

'all guys toss...oh except me'

then you say rob tosses when he said he doesnt....so if you disagree with rob, why should we believe you?

man, you guys are taking what i said way too literally. did i strike a nerve here?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
man, you guys are taking what i said way too literally. did i strike a nerve here?

Nope, you are just lying

Maybe you don't like to admit it cause FJ would read it?

FJ is in my lap right now. she is reading everything i post. what i should have said is that every guy who doesnt have a gorgeous woman to come home to every night does it. better? is that ok? any more problems?

why do i want to know that?

just sick of others going out of their way to cause unnecessary drama. i noticed that it happens alot here lately.

that doesnt answer my question

why would you want to know she is in my lap? i didnt post it for your benefit. i was accused of being afraid of her reading my posts, so i said she was in my lap reading what i posted to show that i wasnt. what do you care if i tell others where she is and what she is doing?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
FJ is in my lap right now. she is reading everything i post. what i should have said is that every guy who doesnt have a gorgeous woman to come home to every night does it. better? is that ok? any more problems?

Oh...did I strike a nerve here?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
why would you want to know she is in my lap? i didnt post it for your benefit. i was accused of being afraid of her reading my posts, so i said she was in my lap reading what i posted to show that i wasnt. what do you care if i tell others where she is and what she is doing?

You were accused of being afraid to post that you masturbate and/or aboot whom you are thinking........not that she will read your posts in general.

Originally posted by Bardock42


Maybe you don't like to admit it cause FJ would read it?
hello?!?!?!?!?!

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
hello?!?!?!?!?!
Yes what I said, you are afraid that she will read that you masturbate....not your posts in general...big difference....

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
just sick of others going out of their way to cause unnecessary drama. i noticed that it happens alot here lately. and i noticed that you're much more nervous than you used to be

I guess the real question we need to ask here is......why the hell would you want to know???? *prays slipknot doesn't see this thread*

~wickerman~

lol ..this thread makes me laugh...rob and mist lol

and now...back to the topic when i rub one out i watch porn or think of some one who shall remain nameless....porn is fun

is his name dave? flirt

lol a nameless dave

Originally posted by dave123
is his name dave? flirt

Is there any OTHER pornstar? flirt1

~wickerman~

I find i funny that when a person who has been on the boards for less than a year starts a thread titled something like "My ballsack is hairy, should I shave it?" (Not being literal, but this is what its coming to) gets praise and laughs galore, but when a long time member, who has proved his intellect countless times starts a thread like this, he gets attacked and criticized. You guys KNOW what he he means when he said he doesn't do it, he is married, and he doesn't have to, but no, you go picking peanuts out of poop for the sake of an argument... Yeah Mists and Rob made some funny jokes, but why be all like "Ohh I never do it, and how dare you ask." when some of you are the very people who start threads like the one I mentioned above?... Don't wanna answer, stay out of the thread, Don't criticize.

And RJ, I never do it, every sperm is sacred! jk

Ok, I was missinfromed it seems he is not married, . My bad.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
guys, when you...you know, who do you think of?
I know who Daniel thinks of.....shifty Rawr!

i usually think about more dogs...





















































when i'm walking my dog




























and wanking it

Originally posted by Kosta
And RJ, I never do it, every sperm is sacred! jk

That's great....


Anyways ok ok ok...just giving himn a hard time (but I never open threads liek that)

Anyways when I do it if I do it....which is not often I usually think aboot girls I know
Or Celebrities cause lots of them are hot....and why do I tell you.....

Originally posted by DanieLs_4_Ever
I know who Daniel thinks of.....shifty Rawr! you?

Originally posted by Clovie
you?

Stating the obvious, eh?

Originally posted by Bardock42
Stating the obvious, eh? just making sure...

Originally posted by Kosta
I find i funny that when a person who has been on the boards for less than a year starts a thread titled something like "My ballsack is hairy, should I shave it?" (Not being literal, but this is what its coming to) gets praise and laughs galore, but when a long time member, who has proved his intellect countless times starts a thread like this, he gets attacked and criticized. You guys KNOW what he he means when he said he doesn't do it, he is married, and he doesn't have to, but no, you go picking peanuts out of poop for the sake of an argument... Yeah Mists and Rob made some funny jokes, but why be all like "Ohh I never do it, and how dare you ask." when some of you are the very people who start threads like the one I mentioned above?... Don't wanna answer, stay out of the thread, Don't criticize.

And RJ, I never do it, every sperm is sacred! jk
good lookin' out, kosta!!!

Originally posted by Clovie
you?
Maybe..shifty


Originally posted by Bardock42
Stating the obvious, eh?
lol

when I usually wanker I think of your mom RJ LOL

dood, thats gross!!!

droolio Mwahah

im just joking man

answer ,please

Originally posted by fbjordan
answer ,please
? Whatchoo talkin bout, Willis?

rogue jedi ,it's your wife.you better talk to me

Um..Im RJ's husband..what are you about? Jk

you are MY husband? i didnt know i was gay!!!

mostly about hot naked woman and the things I want to do to them...lol..

jinzin!!!!!

what up?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
you are MY husband? i didnt know i was gay!!!
You sure are!

I think of Jessica Biel and that gets me through it. And I think of Kandyce. And I think of my wife. Having a threesome.

Threesomes! Why not a big orgy?

Cuz that never apealed to me. In a threesome, and I can see all the boobies and ass-sets I want.

I see! True. Very nice

Originally posted by HimoKun
I think of Jessica Biel and that gets me through it. And I think of Kandyce. And I think of my wife. Having a threesome.

i'll never understand the thing with dudes wanting to do it with 2 or 3 women at once

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Wickerman
i'll never understand the thing with dudes wanting to do it with 2 or 3 women at once

~wickerman~
One partner is fun. naughty

Originally posted by Wickerman
i'll never understand the thing with dudes wanting to do it with 2 or 3 women at once

~wickerman~

I'm imagining them having a threesome while I'm jacking off. Not actaully believing I'm doing them. I'm watching them do it.

Originally posted by DanieLs_4_Ever
One partner is fun. naughty

Exactly. I dunno, but it seems to me like most dudes would just LOVE to be accepted into a threesome. Me....do each separately, then ALLOW them to go at it while you oh so nicely watch now there's power

~wickerman~

Well as a woman, one man during sex is enough for me.

LOL You naughty thing you
"NEXT!!!"

Wickerman, that is the perfect thing. Once you get tired of one of them, just go to the next one.

Originally posted by HimoKun
Wickerman, that is the perfect thing. Once you get tired of one of them, just go to the next one.
Does your wifey mind that talk? lol.

Lol...Oooooo.

Originally posted by DanieLs_4_Ever
Lol...Oooooo.

Well, she normally doesn't mind it at night.....

Originally posted by HimoKun
Wickerman, that is the perfect thing. Once you get tired of one of them, just go to the next one.

'Tis alright my good man, 'tis alright I know.....as for your wife, teach her that YOU're the boss...now excuse me for a second while i make a certain appologetic phone call to a errr....hypothetical person that i forgot to call yesterday no

~wickerman~

Originally posted by HimoKun
Well, she normally doesn't mind it at night.....
droolio

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
guys, when you...you know, who do you think of?

The Golden Girls having an orgy.... droolio

http://www.tvnewz.de/goldengirls/images/story4.jpg

Originally posted by Disco Moose
The Golden Girls having an orgy.... droolio

http://www.tvnewz.de/goldengirls/images/story4.jpg

God Moose, how do you always know how to turn me on? droolio

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Disco Moose
The Golden Girls having an orgy.... droolio

http://www.tvnewz.de/goldengirls/images/story4.jpg

Okay then Moose. It might not turn me on, but I guess it works for you.

That scares me.

Originally posted by Wickerman
God Moose, how do you always know how to turn me on? droolio

~wickerman~

It's a gift.

Now...picture them...oiled up...randy....and YOU in the middle....dentures flying like mad...

Originally posted by Disco Moose
The Golden Girls having an orgy.... droolio

http://www.tvnewz.de/goldengirls/images/story4.jpg Bea Arthur droolio

I call Betty White *Runs off with her*

Originally posted by Disco Moose
It's a gift.

Now...picture them...oiled up...randy....and YOU in the middle....dentures flying like mad...

*imagines*

That's right sonny.....just two screws in these hips....

Mmmm.....wicky, know where i left my diapers? I'm all wet....in the bad way

droolio It'd be heaven

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Wickerman
*imagines*

That's right sonny.....just two screws in these hips....

Mmmm.....wicky, know where i left my diapers? I'm all wet....in the bad way

droolio It'd be heaven

~wickerman~ puke

Originally posted by Wickerman
*imagines*

That's right sonny.....just two screws in these hips....

Mmmm.....wicky, know where i left my diapers? I'm all wet....in the bad way

droolio It'd be heaven

~wickerman~

OHGOD.

I just TOTALLY pictured that....and then some.


Wickster, you are one sick freak!

Originally posted by Wickerman
*imagines*

That's right sonny.....just two screws in these hips....

Mmmm.....wicky, know where i left my diapers? I'm all wet....in the bad way

droolio It'd be heaven

~wickerman~ lol lol ..you crazy child

Originally posted by Disco Moose
OHGOD.

I just TOTALLY pictured that....and then some.


Wickster, you are one sick freak! i just couldn't stop picturing that little foul mouth old lady...naked....oh wait, that turns me on

Originally posted by Disco Moose
It's a gift.

Now...picture them...oiled up...randy....and YOU in the middle....dentures flying like mad...

Granny Pantiessss!! eek

Originally posted by Disco Moose
OHGOD.

I just TOTALLY pictured that....and then some.


Wickster, you are one sick freak!

I got more of those retina-scorching pictures if you want

Originally posted by Fionnuala
lol lol ..you crazy child

Do not hate me because i am beautiful

Originally posted by BendyAlex
i just couldn't stop picturing that little foul mouth old lady...naked....oh wait, that turns me on

Yes my son.....embrace the hawtaliciousness

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Wickerman
I got more of those retina-scorching pictures if you want



Do not hate me because i am beautiful



Yes my son.....embrace the hawtaliciousness

~wickerman~ droolio

Originally posted by Wickerman
Do not hate me because i am beautiful

Definitely not hate...

Originally posted by Fionnuala
Definitely not hate...

Oh well......i guess i can live with your endless envy

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Wickerman




Do not hate me because i am beautiful



~wickerman~

Impossible

Originally posted by Wickerman
Oh well......i guess i can live with your endless envy

~wickerman~ And not my endless disgust?

Originally posted by Disco Moose
It's a gift.

Now...picture them...oiled up...randy....and YOU in the middle....dentures flying like mad...

I think I hate you....yes.....yep...I am pretty sure...

Shall we change the subject....I cannot vomit any more without having to leave work and take time off, and I can't do that.

Originally posted by Disco Moose
Shall we change the subject....I cannot vomit any more without having to leave work and take time off, and I can't do that.
Very much agree to that...

hmm.... but why? you've started it...it is what turns you on afterall...

Originally posted by Bardock42
I think I hate you....yes.....yep...I am pretty sure...

*squeal* Hi honneeeeeeeeeeeeyyy!

Originally posted by Clovie
hmm.... but why? you've started it...it is what turns you on afterall... And I'm attempting to end it now...

Originally posted by Disco Moose
*squeal* Hi honneeeeeeeeeeeeyyy!

Don't give me that "Hi hoooooooooney" crap.....

Originally posted by Fionnuala
And not my endless disgust?

If by "disgust" you mean "I'm disgusted by how hideous i am in comparison with you Wicker " then i spose i can live with it

Originally posted by Disco Moose
Shall we change the subject....I cannot vomit any more without having to leave work and take time off, and I can't do that.

*sigh* it's just not the same without the vomit

~wickerman~

Hmmm...look at those....things over there....whistling

*Looks*

Originally posted by Bardock42
Don't give me that "Hi hoooooooooney" crap.....


Listen Mr. Killjoy, do I give you a hard time when you come rolling in at 3 am, smelling like a brewery, cheap perfume and sex? NO! Ever time you come home from your mother's I just put up with it!

Originally posted by Disco Moose
Listen Mr. Killjoy, do I give you a hard time when you come rolling in at 3 am, smelling like a brewery, cheap perfume and sex? NO! Ever time you come home from your mother's I just put up with it!

Originally posted by Disco Moose
And I'm attempting to end it now... i see....

Originally posted by Disco Moose
Listen Mr. Killjoy, do I give you a hard time when you come rolling in at 3 am, smelling like a brewery, cheap perfume and sex? NO! Ever time you come home from your mother's I just put up with it!

lol he's your kid's daddy......have mercy

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Disco Moose
Listen Mr. Killjoy, do I give you a hard time when you come rolling in at 3 am, smelling like a brewery, cheap perfume and sex? NO! Ever time you come home from your mother's I just put up with it!


This is not the right place honey...people are watching