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Acherontia
I guess this really says somthing about the internet.....

alcoholicpoet
ndfjnjdngjknfdjknh

SlipknoT
Hammer Smashed Face....

TheFilmProphet
Jelly Beans! http://tinypic.com/900d4o

alcoholicpoet
Theater goers are swimming in my shorts!

((The_Anomaly))
Originally posted by Acherontia
I guess this really says somthing about the internet.....

LMAO laughing out loud

hahahaah, that is quite funny indeed

silver_tears
Originally posted by alcoholicpoet
ndfjnjdngjknfdjknh

That is so thought provoking...............excuse me while I go kill myself now no expression

SlipknoT
Originally posted by silver_tears
excuse me while I go kill myself now no expression *Hands Irene the knife* no expression

silver_tears
*stabs you* No good deed goes unpunished happy

SlipknoT
miffed

silver_tears
Now now, don't pout, it's not attractive no2
Suck it up, pick your bleeding corpse off the ground, and move on happy

SlipknoT
Alright youpi

silver_tears
Excellent, I didn't even have to inject you with anything happy

SlipknoT
Mmmmmmmmm Whhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? scared

silver_tears
Shhhhh crazy lady......I didn't say anything ermm

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laughing out loud **** the internet

why?

i dunno.

SlipknoT
Originally posted by silver_tears
Shhhhh crazy lady......I didn't say anything ermm sad

silver_tears
It's alright, have a zebra happy her name's Franny!

hh?
why a zebra? why not a gorilla or maybe a donkey...

silver_tears
Cause a Zebra's biracial love

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no expression ok

silver_tears
What..........it's not?!?!?!?! sneaky2

SlipknoT
Originally posted by silver_tears
It's alright, have a zebra happy her name's Franny! Does she eat Carrots? eek!

silver_tears
I dunno, I think she eats small children happy
Possibly named Juan!

SlipknoT
Originally posted by silver_tears
I dunno, I think she eats small children happy
Possibly named Juan! *takes LSD away from ST* Thats a no no for youno

silver_tears
Not my happy pills crybaby
YOU MONSTER!!!!!

SlipknoT
Originally posted by silver_tears
Not my happy pills crybaby
YOU MONSTER!!!!! We Can Compromise sad Here are some Doritos erm

silver_tears
Eww..... processed cheese schmoll

























Do you have any of the bold bbq embarrasment

StinkFist462
Originally posted by SlipknoT
Hammer Smashed Face....

Entrails Ripped From A Virgin's C*nt.....

SlipknoT
Nono the obese woman over there just took the last bag

silver_tears
That ****! miffed Feed her to our zebra!

SlipknoT
I'm afraid she just fed the Zebra to herself cry

silver_tears
Did she at least leave the collar? cry

SlipknoT
only 2/9ths of it cry

silver_tears
That's it, I think we'll have to go in and get it back, those zebra sized diamond collars aren't cheap no2

SlipknoT
Originally posted by silver_tears
That's it, I think we'll have to go in and get it back, those zebra sized diamond collars aren't cheap no2 How much did you lay down for one of those Mommies shock

silver_tears
A horse droolio

SlipknoT
Sheeeesh, I'd personally go with the black bed sheets

silver_tears
I don't have a spare pair no

SlipknoT
sad shucks, I was really looking forward to them..

silver_tears
Steal some from Bertha over there, although, who knows what she does in bed messed





















Probably eats a bucket of chicken each night sick

SlipknoT
Thats ok, I'll just sleep in the cold dark corner sad

silver_tears
I'm gonna ride my pony into the sunset droolio

SlipknoT
Before you do, make sure you go over the safety procedures or horse Back riding no expression

silver_tears
He's not a horse yet, you insensitive clod sneaky2

SlipknoT
Yea! Well You're Just a Big Ol' DWEEB! miffed

silver_tears
Oooh cut me deep cry

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