Poo Nuggets!
I find the words, 'poo nuggets' very soothing and somewhat acceptable to say in public instead of words like 'shit' or 'piss' or 'feck'.
For instance; Today a seagull flew off with a bun and a paper plate. The bun of course was irretrievable. I did go and get the paper plate as to not pollute my environment. So, I said, "poo nuggets" right when the seagull got the bun and plate as to not disturb the parents of young children with bad cuss words.
I just figured this thread would be a good idea, m'kay. Poo nuggets, m'kay. 🙂