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i'd get stabbed like ten times before being hurtled off the roof of a building!

blown up

clovie >> blowup

I'd be decapitated with a rusty chainsaw, then my body would be tossed into a woodchipper.

smart guy always lives

stabbed a million times then cut of my head.

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
clovie >> blowup


Originally posted by dave123
smart guy always lives but you're Cosmo winkiss

Originally posted by dave123
smart guy always lives

So....

dave dies?

I'd go down in a epic fight against Jason. I'd shoot hom wit ha shotgun, but in the end, he slices me in half after I tranquilized him so the others could get away.

Originally posted by dave123
smart guy always lives

can we drug you?

"If You Were In A Scary Movie, How Would You Die?"

I'd die when those bastard good-guys would find a way to kill me

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Clovie



but you're Cosmo winkiss faeries can't die either I win either way....Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
So....

dave dies? hopefully watching your slow, painful death first Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
can we drug you?

sexually molested by a million recentlly deceased women

Originally posted by BendyAlex
sexually molested by a million recentlly deceased women

Lucky bastard no

~wickerman~

You know what ya'll are all weird and I would be staked by some sort of vampire hunter and then I would go *poof*

they probabaly wont even put my death scene in, it will just be talked about, for one second

Originally posted by Wickerman
Lucky bastard no

~wickerman~

I sacrifice myself for the rest of the group crytissue
.... or not.

Originally posted by dave123
yes:

whistling*sneaks up behind dave and pokes him in the ass with a needle.*

hope you're not afraid of a lil shot.

Originally posted by dave123
faeries can't die either I win either way.... i wanna have a fairly! baby cry

Originally posted by Clovie
i wanna have a fairly! baby cry



Something tells me he meant another kind of fairy

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Wickerman
Something tells me he meant another kind of fairy

~wickerman~
what another kind?
he meant the magic fairy baby

Originally posted by Clovie

what another kind?
he meant the magic fairy baby

one part of me is praying that you're joking. Another one wants you to go on

~wickerman~

i don't get it.

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
i don't get it.

look up fairy in slang

~wickerman~

I'd probably trip over my trouser leg and fall down some stairs, breaking my neck, before the moive had even started...

*goes to look it up*

i would be the killer they always get the coolest deaths

Electrocution would be fun

Originally posted by Fionnuala
I'd probably trip over my trouser leg and fall down some stairs, breaking my neck, before the moive had even started...

What nobody knows though is that i actually made her trip

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Wickerman
one part of me is praying that you're joking. Another one wants you to go on

~wickerman~ but mister there is only one kind of fairies. the magic goodie ones baby

my innocent mind has been corrupted.

Originally posted by Wickerman
What nobody knows though is that i actually made her trip

~wickerman~ But now everyone knows...fool..*slaps around back of head*

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
my innocent mind has been corrupted. ignore wickerman.

it is about the magic goodie fairies which are giving you magic presents

fairy's have magic dust, right?

yes and wands

can i play with this guy's wand? >>sorcerer

sure..but be careful..you don't want this velho to happne no2

the immortal dont die wheelchair

I'd live, of course. I'd tell my would be attacker that I'll have him banned, then he'd just walk away..

I wouldn't die, I would be the survivor who seeks revenge in the sequel

like freddy

or Jason

I'd be the one who ends up having sex right before she's drowned in her indoor pool of her huge mansion, I'd evengo out in style diva

well, someone has to die.dev

id be driving along a lonely highway....when suddenly BAM! headlights shine in my mirror....i look back and see the killer chasing me....i drive into a field of nothing but corn....get out of the safety of my car and start running away from the killer, who is still in his/her car.......


im getting the feeling this has been done before...disgust

i've never heard of it.

id get hit by a truck

bacon >>> tank

okay, its not a truck but its close.

hey im not in tiennenman square here

a what?

its a historical reference to when the person stood up to the tank to protest the vietnam war, or was it korea well one of the two

id eat myself

and i'd eat your remains! or at least what's left of it.

but then id throw myself up, and be whole again

well im out gnight guys

but what about the parts i ate?

i'm keeping those dammit! glare

but now i dont have all my fingers...disgust

Originally posted by Clovie
blown up
If I were in a scary movie I'd be the killer

well, don't look at me. i rather like all of my 11 fingers.

Originally posted by Raven Guardia
I wouldn't die, I would be the survivor who seeks revenge in the sequel

You know, that's a damn good idea.

I'd probably die by running into a lampost then falling down a hole and landing on some spikes...

there'd be no killer around. It'd just happen.. coz that's my luck.

or I'd be the person with no name who dies at the beginning without having any lines...that no-one knows

id disguise myself as a prop...like a lampshade or something....and survive til the remake some 20yrs later and make a cameo as another lamp shade, and then people will point and go 'hey look, its that lampshade again'

People who have sex, always die in scary movies. So I'd be the virgin, the only one who doesnt die! Woo!

Originally posted by Mist
id disguise myself as a prop...like a lampshade or something....and survive til the remake some 20yrs later and make a cameo as another lamp shade, and then people will point and go 'hey look, its that lampshade again'

hysterical

Originally posted by Zenoside
People who have sex, always die in scary movies. So I'd be the virgin, the only one who doesnt die! Woo!

what if they sacrifice the virgin?shock

Originally posted by Mist
what if they sacrifice the virgin?shock
Bah, I'd be the other virgin...you know the one who isnt gutted like a pig.

Originally posted by Zenoside
People who have sex, always die in scary movies. So I'd be the virgin, the only one who doesnt die! Woo!

but what about all those other sequeals? you can't be a virgin forever.

Originally posted by Zenoside
People who have sex, always die in scary movies. So I'd be the virgin, the only one who doesnt die! Woo!

Not always. "Scream" kinda broke tradition, as Sydney survived, and Billy was killed.

I dont know. Maybe impaled and skinned?

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
but what about all those other sequeals? you can't be a virgin forever.
Then I'd be the geek, cause they dont die for some reason either. Oh and I'd be white too, cause every other race dies for some odd reason in 90% of those movies.

Originally posted by Zenoside
Bah, I'd be the other virgin...you know the one who isnt gutted like a pig.

*sneaks up on zen and hits him in the head with a wrench* now i can have my way with you!

i just would piss off right away from the person who is the main target of the killer...anyone close to them gets axed in an hour

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
*sneaks up on zen and hits him in the head with a wrench* now i can have my way with you!



....oh wait, supposed to be knocked out.

x_X

*knocks zen out again* now stay down!

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
*knocks zen out again* now stay down!
You a dommy or something!?!?

OW!

*flops over*

Originally posted by Mist
i just would piss off right away from the person who is the main target of the killer...anyone close to them gets axed in an hour

wouldn't that make you a probable target as well?

Originally posted by Zenoside
You a dommy or something!?!?

OW!

*flops over*

i can still hear you...whip