My Christmas Present

The time has come for everyone to start saving for my christmas present. Yes, thats right. By christmas time, you all should have enough to put together to buy me an island.....i dont want anything big or fancy...Hawaii will do.....Ill open a christmas saving account for everyone to chip in 😎

gee what an amazing idea... 😑

Hawaii is a big step from a katana..... 🤨

yeah, i balanced out the pros and cons, figured id go with Hawaii 😎

Originally posted by Mist
yeah, i balanced out the pros and cons, figured id go with Hawaii 😎

Makes sense... you could always hire the island folk to make you one...

or just kill them all.... whatever takes your fancy I guess

exactly 😎

i can fit hundreds of katanas on Hawaii, but no Hawaii on a katana. figured id go with the former 😎

so how much has everyone saved so far?😕

just so i have an idea of when to put down a deposit 😎

All we have so far is 26 pence and some pocket lint.

How much is Hawaii?..... Can't be far off now

no rush, still got 5months left, chip in now and then, we'll reach the goal 😎

I'll buy you a nice big can of "f*ck all" That aught to prove usefull. 😄

sweet, if i recycle it, i can get a 5c refund...😎

Its not recyclable! HAH! WAAAAY ahead of you! 😈

I recommend you The World, a collection of 300 private islands that resemble the actual shape of the world' s continents, located off the coast of Dubai. Prices start from $ 10,928,962 😉

Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

So i guess we have to drop the "Ken jumping out of a pink cake wearing just a fluffy pink corset and handcuffs" idea 🙁

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Mist
The time has come for everyone to start saving for my christmas present. Yes, thats right. By christmas time, you all should have enough to put together to buy me an island.....i dont want anything big or fancy...Hawaii will do.....Ill open a christmas saving account for everyone to chip in 😎