Click HERE to see this thread with all of the graphics, features, and links.

Well, kinda like the POTC SEQUALS on here, but only we are all at someone's house, going crazy. Kinda like Big Brother, but everyone is krazy fans

*opens up wormhole so all fan girls and will get sucked in leaving madness and herself!* so now that we are alone... what shall the topic of discussion be?

buh

gah?

did ya bring your jammies?!

YES - what do you take me for?

um... a PIRATE!















or are you an humiliated grape?

omg flying cookies *points*

Wow! *eats a cookie. Then, from the origonal sequal, Jack the Monkey comes by, sees Mad eating the cookie, and jumps onto her face, screaming*

*is chasing a flying cookie with a flyswatter*

YUM! cookie! *snatches all cookies, and sits in corner*my cookies...

err...monky....you are flying 2 now

oh i am fear wait... IM FLYING IM FLYING!!!!!

*rings doorbell* *walks in* Hey guys, can I join yas?

WHO ARE YOU

Originally posted by bordom
*rings doorbell* *walks in* Hey guys, can I join yas? NO!......wait i mean HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!

YAY!! we've got a doorbell!! PARTY!! *Passes bordom and monky rum* CHEERS!!

*rings doorbell* YOHO YOHO A PIRATES LIFE FOR ME!!!!!!! I may have over done the drink before coming! *hiccup*

Belbel!
Originally posted by choosewisely
YAY!! we've got a doorbell!! PARTY!! *Passes bordom and monky rum* CHEERS!! ooo rum! *takes swig* lets party like pirates!!!!!!

*takes rum from choose* Thanks I could use that

*runs around with Jack the Monkey on her face* OH MY GOD! MY VIRGAN EYES! GONE!

shouts at jack the monky : BADD MONKY!!! STOP IT!! and give madness her eyes back!!

*pets the cowering monky* They won't hurt you, I'll protect you *sways due to drunkness**hiccup*

I've been away tooo long. It's nice to be accepted back Even if I have no idea whats going on. Thank the school summer hols. *hiccup*

*sympathetically to monkey* look, i'm on your side too ... you'll be fine ...

xmas

*pops her eyes back into their sockets* It was horrible! He flushed them down the toilet!

mad i loves ya!
fear
in a fwend way
fear

ok
I HATE YOU
IN AN ENEMY WAY!!!!!













and im not making you that sig anymore

awww

its the right thing to do

*stands up and sways* To all me pals at killer forums *bottles chink* *hiccup*

*takes swig of her bottle of rum, and joins belbel* Drink up me hearties YO HO!!! *glasses chink*

its good to be back *starts chasing Monky round the room after it nicked my bottle of rum* DAMN MONKY!!

nah he was damned....didnt u watch the end of the movie?!

yea, but he nicked MY RUM!!!!! *sways* Is it me, or am I the only drunk one here!

oh yeah, you are as well
*ahem - grabs a bottle of rum and downs it in one* uh *staggers* well that went straight to my head!

*catches JohnnyBloom who falls on top* OW!!!!! Noooo!! You tipped over the Haribo!! *Goes for the kill*

*dodges out of the way and collapses on the floor, grabbing the haribo*
oh the haribo, what on earth have i done to the haribo!! one little kick in my drunken state .... OH THE HARIBO!!!! *sees someone advancing on her who looks like they want to kill*

*belbel chases JohnnyBloom and then trips over a random pillow to once again, find herself lying on the floor*

HAHAHAHAHHAHA bet you don't think i look so ridiculous with my haribo now eh??? *takes the chance to run as far as possible - and hides under a table where belbel cant see her*

Wheres dat monkey!!!! Lucky I have another stash of Haribo under that table over there which no one can see under!

oh poo .... incoming drunkard!!!!!
*dashes out of the table the other side, leaving a pillow in the middle of the floor as a potential diversion*
fingers crossed on that one, eh?
*run run run, slams straight into the front door and falls back over with a loud whack onto the floor*
ow

yey, MY HARIBO!!! *Runs round the pillow, nicks the Haribo and locks herself in the bathroom*

*gets a chair and puts it in front of the bathroom door so that belbel cant get out* (not sure how id do that if i was drunk, beut let's over look)
right, im off to find more rum

*finds secret stash of rum in bathroom cupboard, shouts out* YO HO YO HO A PIRATES LIFE FOR ME!!!!

REALLY BAD EGGS

*hiccup*

*sways* oh dear *staggers over to get more rum*

Yey, i was let out by the monkey *sways in bathroom doorframe with monky on shoulder*

MONKEY!

he's my friend, ATTAK EVIL JOHNNY BLOOM!!! *monky runs towards johnngbloom*

oh dear, i'm running away again *turns and faces them*
look, cann we just settle this with some rum?? ... my round yeah?

ok, *takes bottle from johnnybloom* YO HO YO HO A PIRATES LIFE 4 ME!!

phew ... that was easier than i thought it'd be!

*pushes johnnybloom over and tips rum over her head*

*opens up mouth*
MMMMMMMMM, rum!!

where is my rum

*then sticks half a ton of haribo in for flavouring*

um, monkey stole it
here, have some of mine!

!!!! Confused, But your on the floor!! Too much rum i think!

thnx *makes a monky trap*

*looks in rather wierd way at the occupents of the house*

i can stand up if im on the floor you know, i havnt had THAT MUCH rum .... hey thats a good point actually
I NEED MORE RUM ... HWO HAS RUM??

i have!

well im guessing you'll keep it for yourself and not let me have any?? ... not even one little drop?? PLEEEEAASE!

there's a stash in the bathroom cupboard

*points at monky who's in a cage now*
that bastard has rum!! but he wont tell me where he hides it...maybe thats because he cant because he cant talk!! GANDALF!!! COME HERE AND MAKE THAT MONKY TALK

!! Me thinks u already had enough rum!

*runs to bathroom cupboard to get rum*
*on her way back sees a large grey tall figure in the doorway*
YOU MUST BE GANDALF!!

!! How did he get there!

choose, no sneaking fictional characters from other films!

sorry ...needed sum magic

well ok then, gandalf? rum please! *gandalf magics huge mountain high tower of rum, then dissapears*

ooh crazy

that's that's ALMOST ENOUGH RUM FOR 1 HOUR!!

ya, but I'm already wasted!

same here...

*collapses on big oversized pillow*

but...im hungry...*looks at jack the monky who is still in the cage*

what about monky soup

that would be nice!

trys to reach monky but collapses

g2g, byeeeeee

cya!

Originally posted by choosewisely
but...im hungry...*looks at jack the monky who is still in the cage*

what about monky soup OH GAWD NO!

can't move neway!

where am I?

YOU are at a sleepover with a bunch of girls! and no other guys!!

Ack! My little thread and slumber partay, all grown up *wipes tear away from her eye* Well, let's get drunk and give Choose a make-over!

oooooooo a make over!!!! *gets out a big bag of lipstick*

wait dont come near me im sick!

Oh... what with? And it better not be rabies!

nah its just a virus!

Oh...err... *puts away rabie shots* well...ACK! *gets ingected with the shots* ughhggg....MAD MAD! *turns green and into...the Increadbly Stupid Mad* :P hope that cheers you up

lol lol! sooo dizzy!

*carries on with makeover* WOW!!!! Lookin good choose, um, the lipstick is a bit wonkey, and the eye shadow, but that can't be helped, I can't see straight!!

eekfaintthud

Monkey...choosewisely...ur avvys shock

choose you look nice in drag!lol Tee Hee!!!
Gandalf wants your number!!

what about our avatars

Gandalf went ages ago.......didn't he??

now hes back! FOR CHOOSE!!! Tee hee! lol

o, i get it.........ah hangover started

*trys to clean his face*

IT WONT COME OFF THAT EASILY CHOOSE!nopity *laughs evilly*

MUHAHAHAHAH!!!!

I don't wanna double post, but I pasted my 15 minute limit, but, I just saw this smily and thought it was tres cool! drunkdrunkdrunkdrunkdrunk Why haven't I used it before on this board! YO HO YO HO a pirates life for me!!!

Looks a bit like me last night!!!

isn't it soo dude..........*grabs forhead and starts searchin for the stuff u have, wen u have a hangover*

*looks over to empty corner* FOR THE LAST TIME I DONT WANT TO BUY ANY COOKIES!!!! *mumbles* stupid girl guides...

ahhh my head hurts!

!!!!!! ooooo, hi scout girls iwant cookies!!!!! Huh!!!!! where'd they go!!!!! *stares at room of drunken pirates and sees no scout girls!

nooo get out of my head!!....go away u voice!!

.......cookie?

*starts throwing things at the EMPTY corner of the room* I SAID I DIDNT WANT TO BUY ANYTHING!!!




i feel drunk!

mm, yey, MONKEY!!!!!! THERES TWO OF YOU!!!!!!!!!

What? I'm monkey now? *blinks*

whe're under attack!!! we have to fight back!!

!!?? no i just have impaired vision!

*waves at empty corner* scout girl u got a knive?

oi..........stop dissing my makeup!

then dont put it on me

sorry, white spirit will take it off!

shutup thinks: who could have that.... scout girl!?

why have u got tape over your mouth??!!

shutup thinks very loudly: SUM1 told me to shut up...but that's too hard for me....so i needed tape

but i asked to make up hug

shutuphug but leave the make up

kk, *tears tape off mouth*

but really, there is a high resemblance to JD there, thats not a bad thing!

Jumpy

dancedancedancedancedancedance

RUMM

YUM!!!!

WUM

time to get drunk again?? drunk

that's the spirit!! *opens a secret hatch* (hmm that sounds familiar ) anyway....

thats my secret rum storage for emergency's crazydance

my head hurts

*starts singing death tune* that'll teach those pesky girl guides

drunk *hiccup* choose, pass me some rum!

yey! *takes rum and downs it*

*walks back into the room covered in blood*

!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!!! WAT U DONE!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! *runs around screaming*

She has rolled around in tomato sauce, that's what!

lets make pizza

mwahaha*points to EMPTY corner* look! NO MORE GIRL GUIDES!!!!

YEY!! PIZZA!!! YUM!!

*sleeps* sleep1

*points at bordom*...LOOK a cookie!!

*looks at bordom who has changed into a cookie* Well I'll be...