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Ok, as you all know..I am a major dirt track car racing fan..and I go to the races as much as I can...well I want to embrass one of my best friends at the track in a couple weeks when I go back..

Thing is, I need you all to help me think of ideas of how to embrass her. Let me know soon please!!

whoopie cushion.

tell her you love her in a lesbian way....

LOL that's a shitload better

Murder...

I second Feanor's idea And just to make it spicy "You know X, i sure love dirt track races, but you know what i'd love more? dirt-covered steamy woman on woman sex with you"



OMG.....no more porn for me

~wickerman~

Originally posted by chelsea17
haha, want me to tape it too

Not especially...

Google image search.. How I love thee

Originally posted by Wickerman
dirt-covered steamy woman on woman sex with you"

*Types in google image search*







wanker






















blowup

Just being helpful

~wickerman~

In a slighly perverted way, Vlad.

Well, if you bring other friends with and they don't get the joke, people will actually think your a lesbian, making it incredibly hard to find a guy.(But easy to find a girl).

I'd say give her fake tickets and have a scene hapen cuz she's trying to get seats that are already taken.

Originally posted by DarkCanadian
In a slighly perverted way, Vlad.

She was asking for suggestions

Ok, ok, maybe you should ummm.....wear kid clothes with pink fluffy bunnies on them and talk in a baby voice droolio

~wickerman~

Yeah, I gave my friend a ticket to Crazyworld once and he phones me two weeks later to say that he couldn't find where it was.
I told him: "That's 'cause I got it off a magazine you idiot. It's fake."

Originally posted by HimoKun
Well, if you bring other friends with and they don't get the joke, people will actually think your a lesbian, making it incredibly hard to find a guy.(But easy to find a girl).

I'd say give her fake tickets and have a scene hapen cuz she's trying to get seats that are already taken.

Fake ticket idea doesn't work...you just pay at the gate to get into the races. So you can sit anywhere you want

Originally posted by chelsea17
Fake ticket idea doesn't work...you just pay at the gate to get into the races. So you can sit anywhere you want

Curse really bad?

~wickerman~

Originally posted by chelsea17
Fake ticket idea doesn't work...you just pay at the gate to get into the races. So you can sit anywhere you want

Does your friend have a boyfriend?

Originally posted by HimoKun
Does your friend have a boyfriend?

No, that's what sucks

Originally posted by chelsea17
No, that's what sucks

Do you know who she likes?

yeah...but he won't be there. but another guy that she kind of likes will be

Well, tell her that your going out with this guy and already had fun last night. That should make her try to kill you.

tried it before...

fvck this. I'd go with the lesbian thing.

have a car run into where she's sitting. that'll teah her

She didn't do anything bad...I just want to embrass her for the hell of it

oh she didn't do anything badd, i still stand with my car idea

Originally posted by chelsea17
She didn't do anything bad...I just want to embrass her for the hell of it

Urinate in her drink and then push her face into your chest... I presume you mean embarrass not embrass.... embrass is not a real word.

come down with tourettes (sp?)all of a sudden and say them really really loud.

ask your friend for something ridiculous and when she refuses, pretend to have a seizure

Shout over a tannoy "Hey <Insert persons name>! You left your douche at my house please come and collect it tonight"

Originally posted by Mist



bring some tampons along and drop them on the floor, then pick them up and in a loud voice ask if theyre hers.

the lesbian thing was funny cept you should give her a big wet kiss and say "i want you......... deep inside me"
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