Hey, Baby...
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Electrocat
Wanna go back ta my place and do tha... bad thang...
let's try to find nice words to use...
Rogue Jedi
depends on who you are talking to.
Electrocat
^ Any dudes who I think are worth tha trouble!
Mist
want to come back to my place and play scrabble? ill bring out the tea and biscuits too, its gonna be so hardcore
Uneeklyconfused
Wanna go back to my place and help me with my tax return? ...droolio
gets me everytime ..
TigerLover
wanna go back to my place and see my stamp collection, it'l blow your socks off
Uneeklyconfused
wanna go back to my place and stare at my ceiling ....
Mist
want to come back to my place, where ill seduce you, get you intoxicated, then cut out your spinal cord and worship your carcass to my god?
seriously, bust out that one and im all over you.
Rogue Jedi
wanna come back to my place and iron my pants?
Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by Mist
want to come back to my place, where ill seduce you, get you intoxicated, then cut out your spinal cord and worship your carcass to my god?
seriously, bust out that one and im all over you.
ill put that on my 'To do ' list..
wanna come back to my place and help me clean out my garage...iv been meaning to do it for some time now,but im so damn lazy i just havent gotten round to do it ...well..?
TigerLover
wanna come back to my place and think of england...
Rogue Jedi
wanna come back to my place and clean my shower?
Uneeklyconfused
wanna come back to my place where i will treat you like my slave, make you cook and clean for me while never respecting you. my nickname for you will be Dooormat..
then at night i am your gimp..
..i will insist that tie me up and whip me till i bleed....
well...?
TigerLover
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
wanna come back to my place where i will treat you like my slave, make you cook and clean for me while never respecting you. my nickname for you will be Dooormat..
then at night i am your gimp..
..i will insist that tie me up and whip me till i bleed....
well...?
so long as we can take it in turns! droolio
wanna come back to my place and see what sort of animal noises I can make you make?
Rogue Jedi
a little pain is good.
BakaXero
wanna come back to my place and i can stab you senseless with a banana
Mist
want to come back to my place and help me take out the grand piano from the attic?
Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by TigerLover
so long as we can take it in turns! droolio
wanna come back to my place and see what sort of animal noises I can make you make?
of course i insist droolio
wanna come back to my place and look after my little sister while i make out with my lesbian lover in the kitchen...
Electrocat
I agree with tiger lover - tigers rule, and I am one hell of a tigress and good luck trying to make me purr...
Mist
want to come back to my place where i'll hold you at gunpoint, rob you of your money, take your clothes, then douse you with petrol and light you on fire?
TigerLover
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
of course i insist droolio
wanna come back to my place and look after my little sister while i make out with my lesbian lover in the kitchen...
so long as I can watch droolio
wanna come back to my place with your lesbian lover and join my club making the worlds longest sex chain
Rogue Jedi
wanna come back to my place and play ps2?
Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by Mist
want to come back to my place where i'll hold you at gunpoint, rob you of your money, take your clothes, then douse you with petrol and light you on fire?
its a date superhyper
Originally posted by TigerLover
so long as I can watch droolio
wanna come back to my place with your lesbian lover and join my club making the worlds longest sex chain
wanna come back to my place while im set on fire in the longest lesbian love chain with a tigerlover and Marzipan
TigerLover
Originally posted by Electrocat
I agree with tiger lover - tigers rule, and I am one hell of a tigress and good luck trying to make me purr...
Luck? I dont need luck tis all about technique!
Fancy commin over to my place for a tiger technique demonstration
BakaXero
wanna come back to my place so we can stare at the big pimple on your nose?
TigerLover
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
its a date superhyper
wanna come back to my place while im set on fire in the longest lesbian love chain with a tigerlover and Marzipan
Mmm marzipan and chocolate body paint... flirt1]/csm]
wanna come back to my place and see what kinda mess we can make going from room to room
Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by BakaXero
wanna come back to my place so we can stare at the big pimple on your nose?
thats gross...but ill do it ....
wanna come over to my place so we can sit on the sofa....while an awkward silence fills the air, then leave hours later not getting laid ?
snehin
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
its a date superhyper
wanna come back to my place while im set on fire in the longest lesbian love chain with a tigerlover and Marzipan
damn this is wat i call entertainment!!watchin lesbians all and on!!lol lol lol!!
Mist
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
wanna come over to my place so we can sit on the sofa....with as an awkward silence fills the air, then leave hours later not getting laid ?
yes pleasedroolio
Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by TigerLover
Mmm marzipan and chocolate body paint... flirt1
wanna come back to my place and see what kinda mess we can make going from room to room
wanna come back to my place and make squelchy noises with our marzipan and choclate body paint?
Mist
want to come back to my place and tell fart jokes?
Mist
want to come back to my place and hook up illegal cable tv for me?
Uneeklyconfused
wanna come back to my place and sit with my parents while they talk about sex and other embarrasing things,unaware of the fact that im gay?
TigerLover
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
wanna come back to my place and make squelchy noises with our marzipan and choclate body paint?
wanna come back to my place to see how many differnt squelchy noises we can make. Then we can use the marzipan and chocolate body paint
Jackie Malfoy
Lame pick up line ever.jm
Uneeklyconfused
wanna come back to my place for some casual sex ?
Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by TigerLover
wanna come back to my place to see how many differnt squelchy noises we can make. Then we can use the marzipan and chocolate body paint
wanna come back to my place to see how many different marzipan and chocloate squelchy noises we can recreate naughty
BakaXero
wanna come back to my place and make planns to steal mist's grilled sandwichs?
TigerLover
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
wanna come back to my place for some casual sex ?
can I sniff your knicker draw afterwards then run away with your bra's?
wanna come back to my place full of anticipation of night full of fun, then leave again half our later very disillusioned...
Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by TigerLover
can I sniff your knicker draw afterwards then run away with your bra's?
wanna come back to my place full of anticipation of night full of fun, then leave again half our later very disillusioned...
sure, just dont take the red one....
wanna come back to my place, ill have a box of kleenex ready
Mist
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
wanna come back to my place and sit with my parents while they talk about sex and other embarrasing things,unaware of the fact that im gay?
yeah sure, why not?
Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by Mist
yeah sure, why not?
ill bring the pringles..droolio
wanna come back to my place and eat pringles of my naked body
BakaXero
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
sure, just dont take the red one....
wanna come back to my place, ill have a box of kleenex ready
i want a kleenex
TigerLover
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
sure, just dont take the red one....
wanna come back to my place, ill have a box of kleenex ready
just one box? ok I'll bring some too
wanna cum all the way to my place and put those extra kleenex to good use?
Mist
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
ill bring the pringles..droolio
wanna come back to my place and eat pringles of my naked body
what flavour?
want to come back to my place and put your fingerprints all over my illegal possesion and watch my illegal drugs for a few days while im out of town?
Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by BakaXero
i want a kleenex
*give Baka a kleenex*
that was easy............too easy hmm
Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by TigerLover
just one box? ok I'll bring some too
wanna cum all the way to my place and put those extra kleenex to good use?
im on my way ..
Originally posted by Mist
what flavour?
want to come back to my place and put your fingerprints all over my illegal possesion and watch my illegal drugs for a few days while im out of town?
what ever flavour you want
wanna come over to my place while i go over to your place rob your house, sleep with your wife, adopt your kids and steal your life...
Mist
ok, how long will it take?
want to come over to your place? my place is pretty trashed right now..
BakaXero
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
ill bring the pringles..droolio
wanna come back to my place and eat pringles of my naked body
i heard there was a sushi bar in LA that serves sushi on naked women
wanna go back to my place and we can watch the wiggles
TigerLover
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
im on my way ..
what ever flavour you want
wanna come over to my place while i go over to your place rob your house, sleep with your wife, adopt your kids and steal your life...
I'd pay you to that!
wanna come over to my place under false platonic pretenses and then be seduced by budgie called squealer
Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by BakaXero
i heard there was a sushi bar in LA that serves sushi on naked women
wanna go back to my place and we can watch the wiggles
its true ..i saw it on a a'documentry' .
Originally posted by TigerLover
I'd pay you to that!
wanna come over to my place under false platonic pretenses and then be seduced by budgie called squealer
Squealer!..
..so that's wheres hes hiding...
wanna come over to my place drink my blood and pose a my sacrificial offering to the Dark one
TigerLover
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
its true ..i saw it on a a'documentry' .
Squealer!..
..so that's wheres hes hiding...
wanna come over to my place drink my blood and pose a my sacrificial offering to the Dark one
nah we did that this morning, can you come over to my place pretending to be a sweet virgin so that I can de-flower you and lure you into my seedy world of...
...trainspotting!
Mist
want to come over to my place and sit comfortably for a few seconds while i position my secret camera in the wall then make out on the bed in front of it?
Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by TigerLover
nah we did that this morning, can you come over to my place pretending to be a sweet virgin so that I can de-flower you and lure you into my seedy world of...
...trainspotting!
o silly me doh..im still a little wooozy
Trainspotting..
...id love to..ill get my Anorakmoptop
BakaXero
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
its true ..i saw it on a a'documentry' .
Squealer!..
..so that's wheres hes hiding...
wanna come over to my place drink my blood and pose a my sacrificial offering to the Dark one
you saw on a documentary? or are you somehow actually involved?
TigerLover
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
o silly me doh..im still a little wooozy
Trainspotting..
...id love to..ill get my Anorakmoptop
no, no I insist you wear mine!
wanna come back to my place stopping for quickies in every garden we pass on the way
Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by BakaXero
you saw on a documentary? or are you somehow actually involved?
i saw it ..
this woman was on the table while people ate things off my body it tickled.
....
Originally posted by TigerLover
no, no I insist you wear mine!
wanna come back to my place stopping for quickies in every garden we pass on the way
what will you wear...?
...
wanna come back to my place and watch me scrap of my genital scabs with a razor.....
TigerLover
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
i saw it ..
this woman was on the table while people ate things off my body it tickled.
....
what will you wear...?
...
wanna come back to my place and watch me scrab of my genital scabs with a razor.....
hell yeah
wanna come back to my place and watch me pleasure myself whilst watching you scab scratch
BakaXero
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
i saw it ..
this woman was on the table while people ate things off my body it tickled.
....
what will you wear...?
...
wanna come back to my place and watch me scrab of my genital scabs with a razor.....
top response
naughty
bottom response sick05
Mist
want to come back to my place and do the newspaper crosswords together?
Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by TigerLover
hell yeah
wanna come back to my place and watch me pleasure myself whilst watching you scab scratch
....one fantasy down....5 to go .touched
Originally posted by BakaXero
top response
naughty
bottom response sick05
wanna coem over to my place and watch me drink 5 gallons of milk and see how long it takes me to throw up..hyper
BakaXero
wanna come back to my place and watchh the grass grow? then cut it done and watch is grow again?
TigerLover
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
....one fantasy down....5 to go .touched
wanna coem over to my place and watch me drink 5 gallons of milk and see how long it takes me to throw up..hyper
wanna come over to my place to throw up so I can clean it up for you before licking your feet...
Uneeklyconfused
wanna come back to my place and set the cat on fire then put water on him ?
what?.
you said you wanted to see a hot, wet, pu$$y?
Mist
Originally posted by BakaXero
wanna come back to my place and watchh the grass grow? then cut it done and watch is grow again?
want to come over to my house and not finish this sentence coz ive run out of things to say and eventually it'll trail off......
Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by TigerLover
wanna come over to my place to throw up so I can clean it up for you before licking your feet...
wanna come over to my place and lick vomit of my feet then watch Urotsukidoji with me
TigerLover
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
wanna come over to my place and lick vomit of my feet then watch Urotsukidoji with me
Oh you spoil me!
wanna come back to my place and piss the neighbours off with our noises till we get a noise abatement order served on us
BakaXero
i wanna come to my place and get laid?
me too
too bad my place is doesnt exist
what you dont exist neither?
Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by TigerLover
Oh you spoil me!
wanna come back to my place and piss the neighbours off with our noises till we get a noise abatement order served on us
touched ..where have you been all my life...
wanna come back to my place and scream the house down?
Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by BakaXero
i wanna come to my place and get laid?
me too
too bad my place is doesnt exist
what you dont exist neither?
ill just leave you two alone then ....
BakaXero
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
ill just leave you two alone then ....
no dont!!! i dont know what this imaginery person will do to me!!!
cindy8219
Sorry, I dont' like that pickup line.
I find it annoying when I walk by and someone says it to me.
TigerLover
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
touched ..where have you been all my life...
wanna come back to my place and scream the house down?
watching from your wardrobe...
wanna come back to my place and scream yourelf sore so I can make you some special salty gargle...
BakaXero
Originally posted by cindy8219
Sorry, I dont' like that pickup line.
I find it annoying when I walk by and someone says it to me.
so do you like stuff?
Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by BakaXero
no dont!!! i dont know what this imaginery person will do to me!!!
imaginarly grope you
?
Originally posted by TigerLover
watching from your wardrobe...
wanna come back to my place and scream yourelf sore so I can make you some special salty gargle...
thats nasty.....
yet..im wondering what this 'salty gargle' thing is,....hmm
one for the road
wanna come back to my place, then go to my bed room ,then remove our clothes, then 'do the horizontal shuffle' ...moan scream groan my name,while i kiss you gently on the lips, and then i make my way up to your bellybutton.....
im out ..Later ..
BakaXero
do you like marine life?
hows about we come back to my place and jump on my water bed and we can free willy
TigerLover
Originally posted by BakaXero
do you like marine life?
hows about we come back to my place and jump on my water bed and we can free willy
Electrocat
wanna go back ta my place and do the good thing thing, the bad thing, and the beautiful thing?
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