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So i wake up, brush my teeth, take a shower, post a few posts on KMC and go to the gym. While at the gym, i get a phonecall "Dude, we're goin' football (soccer) playin. Come on. So.....i come back home, change clothes, get my rollerblades, and some casual tennis-shoe thingies. I roll over to the other feckin side of the city, then i play soccer for 3 hours.....then i walk all the way home.....

cry The sad thing is the pain's gone now....my legs are numb

~wickerman~

Awww. Poor thing. Can I do anything to help? shifty

Originally posted by DanieLs_4_Ever
Awww. Poor thing. Can I do anything to help? shifty

Remove the lactic acid from my aching body? cry

~wickerman~

played football for 3 hours... game only 1.5 hours long lol

rub icey/hot all over your legs.

How can I do that? #?#

Originally posted by T.M
played football for 3 hours... game only 1.5 hours long lol

Maybe they played 2 games.

TM: yeah.....we did take a 20 minute break though......we're not sane

cindy: I'm gonna take a hot bath soon

D4E: i dunno no

~wickerman~

Sowwwyyyyy. hug

Originally posted by Burner
Maybe they played 2 games.

Xactly. Scored a couple of goals myself

~wickerman~

lol i used to play for ages like that to. stopped now though not as young as i used to be

Overhead the albatross
Hangs motionless upon the air
And deep beneath the rolling waves
In labyrinths of coral caves
An echo of a distant time
Comes willowing across the sand
And everything is green and submarine.

Use the icy hot sleeve, it goes on hot to stop the pain, then cold to numb it away- Shaq.

Originally posted by Wickerman
TM: yeah.....we did take a 20 minute break though......we're not sane

cindy: I'm gonna take a hot bath soon

D4E: i dunno no

~wickerman~

add epsom salt to the tub. that will help you.

Originally posted by alcoholicpoet
Overhead the albatross
Hangs motionless upon the air
And deep beneath the rolling waves
In labyrinths of coral caves
An echo of a distant time
Comes willowing across the sand
And everything is green and submarine.

Use the icy hot sleeve, it goes on hot to stop the pain, then cold to numb it away- Shaq.

You make baby Wicker cry cry

~wickerman~

Originally posted by cindy8219
add epsom salt to the tub. that will help you.

Don't have any

~wickerman~

what position u play ?

Originally posted by Wickerman
You make baby Wicker cry cry

~wickerman~

And no one sings me lullabyes
And no one makes me close my eyes
So I throw the windows wide
And call to you across the sky....

Originally posted by Wickerman
Don't have any

~wickerman~

oh, then just sit awhile in hot water.

Originally posted by T.M
what position u play ?

Depends on the team. I'm usually in defense if i'm in a good team. Otherwise i'm the attacker, doing the dribbling.

Originally posted by alcoholicpoet
And no one sings me lullabyes
And no one makes me close my eyes
So I throw the windows wide
And call to you across the sky....

Go get run over by a Renault I'm sorry man, just kiddin You know i you

Originally posted by cindy8219
oh, then just sit awhile in hot water.

I will, but it's so hard getting up from the comp. to go turn the tap on in the tub

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Wickerman
So i wake up, brush my teeth, take a shower, post a few posts on KMC and go to the gym. While at the gym, i get a phonecall "Dude, we're goin' football (soccer) playin. Come on. So.....i come back home, change clothes, get my rollerblades, and some casual tennis-shoe thingies. I roll over to the other feckin side of the city, then i play soccer for 3 hours.....then i walk all the way home.....

cry The sad thing is the pain's gone now....my legs are numb

~wickerman~

You have several options in this scenario:

1) Get some horse linament from the barn, slather yourself in it, have someone wrap you in cellophane and watch Leave it to Beaver for a couple hours.

2) Smear honey on your testicles, have your arms tied behind your back and lie first down on a red ant hill.

3) Take a straight razor, shear off that forresty patch you've grown, put peanut butter on your nipples and go visit the Dog Pound.

Either of these things should help you forget the pain, or numbness that you're feeling at the moment.

Originally posted by Disco Moose
You have several options in this scenario:

1) Get some horse linament from the barn, slather yourself in it, have someone wrap you in cellophane and watch Leave it to Beaver for a couple hours.

2) Smear honey on your testicles, have your arms tied behind your back and lie first down on a red ant hill.

3) Take a straight razor, shear off that forresty patch you've grown, put peanut butter on your nipples and go visit the Dog Pound.

Either of these things should help you forget the pain, or numbness that you're feeling at the moment.

This is advice given to me by someone that goes to the gym regularly

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Wickerman
Depends on the team. I'm usually in defense if i'm in a good team. Otherwise i'm the attacker, doing the dribbling.



Go get run over by a Renault I'm sorry man, just kiddin You know i you

~wickerman~

But it was only fantasy.
The wall was too high,
As you can see.
No matter how he tried,
He could not break free.
And the worms ate into his brain.

ok, I'm done.

Originally posted by Wickerman
This is advice given to me by someone that goes to the gym regularly

~wickerman~

Well DUHHH!! Why do you think I go? There's nothing like a good patch shearing to brghten ones day.

Originally posted by alcoholicpoet
ok, I'm done.

Woah...must be a big hit with the ladies

Originally posted by Disco Moose
Well DUHHH!! Why do you think I go? There's nothing like a good patch shearing to brghten ones day.

I'm out of peanut butter Will mayonaise do?

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Wickerman
Woah...must be a big hit with the ladies



I'm out of peanut butter Will mayonaise do?

~wickerman~

I suppose it could, though it tends to chafe the nipples.

Originally posted by Disco Moose
chafe the nipples.

Yes puh-LEASE droolio

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Wickerman
Yes puh-LEASE droolio

~wickerman~

Oooookay. Whatever floats yer boat Captain Kinky.

Originally posted by Disco Moose
Oooookay. Whatever floats yer boat Captain Kinky.

"Beam me up Moosy"

"It's SCOTTY .... ye wee boob "

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Wickerman
"Beam me up Moosy"

"It's SCOTTY .... ye wee boob "

~wickerman~

Scotty died yesterday.

Originally posted by Wickerman
"Beam me up Moosy"

"It's SCOTTY .... ye wee boob "

~wickerman~

Scotty...sadly...is BEAMING no more.

However, according to his widow, it's been that way for YEARS.

Originally posted by Disco Moose
Scotty...sadly...is BEAMING no more.

However, according to his widow, it's been that way for YEARS.

Yeah, i heard he died yesterday i loved his character too cry

Aww man, how did ya know that? got.....inside....info?

ps: I'm getting ready for that bath.....i'm butt naked right now

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Wickerman
Yeah, i heard he died yesterday i loved his character too cry

Aww man, how did ya know that? got.....inside....info?

ps: I'm getting ready for that bath.....i'm butt naked right now

~wickerman~

No...somehow...I just knew it.

Hey! Great! I won't sleep for a week, having pictured that, and you'll need the jaws of life to remove the image from my head, but, Good for you!

Originally posted by Disco Moose
No...somehow...I just knew it.

Hey! Great! I won't sleep for a week, having pictured that, and you'll need the jaws of life to remove the image from my head, but, Good for you!

Sorry

Hey, remember that testicular eczema we were talking about the other day? GUESS WHAT

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Wickerman
Sorry

Hey, remember that testicular eczema we were talking about the other day? GUESS WHAT

~wickerman~

S'allright. I just...it's the whole bony, pimply ass image that gets to me...

AND the excema rears it's ugly head again...

It's back, worse than ever, isn't it?

Originally posted by Disco Moose
S'allright. I just...it's the whole bony, pimply ass image that gets to me...

AND the excema rears it's ugly head again...

It's back, worse than ever, isn't it?

Maybe

Well......off to take a bath now *strolls along jumping around and occassionally doing a backflip .......... while butt naked*

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Wickerman
Maybe

Well......off to take a bath now *strolls along jumping around and occassionally doing a backflip .......... while butt naked*

~wickerman~

That is so...burned into my retinas....I can't see past it...

And I'm torn on the smilie to use... droolio or ??

Originally posted by Disco Moose
That is so...burned into my retinas....I can't see past it...

And I'm torn on the smilie to use... droolio or ??

I just came out of the bathtub .......so yeah, i'm still butt naked

But man, that wasn't a good idea. Now i got heartaches again

~wickerman~

you two are gross!

Originally posted by XIA
you two are gross!

Thank you

~wickerman~

your welcome

Originally posted by XIA
your welcome

All in a day's work ma'am

~wickerman~

Originally posted by XIA
you two are gross!

Then our work here is done.

*kisses vlad*

hysterical ...you two are so cute together..*pinches both their cheeks*

Originally posted by Wickerman
Remove the lactic acid from my aching body? cry

~wickerman~

Sit down, drink lots of water and allow your body to go into oxygen debt.

Originally posted by Fionnuala
hysterical ...you two are so cute together..*pinches both their cheeks*

You should see us when we play dressup!

Originally posted by Disco Moose
You should see us when we play dressup! I should indeed...droolio ..soon rather than later please

thanks guys....all in all i've come to the conclusion that i can't just keep goin' at it like this. I seem to have some heart problems, and it's not very healthy doing that much in a short period of time

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Wickerman
thanks guys....all in all i've come to the conclusion that i can't just keep goin' at it like this. I seem to have some heart problems, and it's not very healthy doing that much in a short period of time

~wickerman~

but what avbout our plans? is that too much for you too?

Originally posted by Korri
but what avbout our plans? is that too much for you too?

Depends....think you can get me more tired and aching than rollerblading across half the city and a 3 hour long soccer match?

~wickerman~

I dont know about Brucie but i am willing to give it a try

Originally posted by Korri
I dont know about Brucie but i am willing to give it a try

Will you make me "Scream for you Brazil" ????

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Wickerman
Will you make me "Scream for you Brazil" ????

~wickerman~

Better believe it touched

Originally posted by Korri
Better believe it touched

Will you dress me up like a girl and "Bring me to the slaughter" ??? cry

~wickerman~

Frickin Hell i would even die with my "groupie" boots on touched

Originally posted by Korri
Frickin Hell i would even die with my "groupie" boots on touched

But would you love me from here to eternity?

cry

~wickeman~

I dont know about that, as a groupie i love many people

Are you a famous Musician with loads of money?

Originally posted by Korri
I dont know about that, as a groupie i love many people

Are you a famous Musician with loads of money?

maybe i am.....

~wickerman~

then who are you?

Originally posted by Korri
then who are you?

Who would you LIKE me to be?

~wickerman~

Are you telling me that you would be whoever I want you to be? flirt

Originally posted by Korri
Are you telling me that you would be whoever I want you to be? flirt

As long as it involves cool music and long hair.....yes flirt1

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Wickerman
As long as it involves cool music and long hair.....yes flirt1

~wickerman~
schweeet droolio

Originally posted by Wickerman
thanks guys....all in all i've come to the conclusion that i can't just keep goin' at it like this. I seem to have some heart problems, and it's not very healthy doing that much in a short period of time

~wickerman~

Stop smoking 90 cigarettes a day! That MAY have some sort of impact on you.

Originally posted by Disco Moose
Stop smoking 90 cigarettes a day! That MAY have some sort of impact on you.

In my defense, all i can say is that it's usually around 35-ish, not 90

~wickerman~

diva *pokes*

Originally posted by Korri
diva *pokes*

You still haven't told me who you want me to be flirt1

~wickerman~

I didnt think i even needed to say anything flirt1

Originally posted by Korri
I didnt think i even needed to say anything flirt1

But being BD would be kinda like....blasphemy

~wickerman~

OK No pressure

Originally posted by Korri
OK No pressure

http://www.rockdetector.com/assets/img/covers/66462.jpg

Mkay, well, here's a recent pic of myself

~wickerman~

your unavailable cry

Originally posted by Korri
your unavailable cry

i COULD become available if you'd be willing to run silent run deep naughty

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Wickerman
http://www.rockdetector.com/assets/img/covers/66462.jpg

Mkay, well, here's a recent pic of myself

~wickerman~

says your unavailable though cry

are you with the "other" skanky groupies?

Hmmmm

Originally posted by Korri
says your unavailable though cry

are you with the "other" skanky groupies?

No.........

Get off my lap honey, daddy's typing



~wickerman~

You b!tch! schmoll

Originally posted by Korri
You b!tch! schmoll

I prefer to be called shexxah beast....and you KNOW you'd love to be in "honey" 's place yes

~wickerman~

You know i sooooo would cry

........gross!

whats gross?

come and join us my child flirt1

......no!

Originally posted by XIA
......no!

Wanna make out with me then?

eww! HELL NO!

Originally posted by XIA
eww! HELL NO!

Aww...come on, I'm pretty.

Originally posted by Disco Moose
Aww...come on, I'm pretty.

I can vouch for that droolio

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Wickerman
I can vouch for that droolio

~wickerman~

Thanks Vlady...you're the hottest biatch I know. droolio

Originally posted by Disco Moose
Thanks Vlady...you're the hottest biatch I know. droolio

Aww...you say that to all the skanks

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Wickerman
I can vouch for that droolio

~wickerman~

You whore, you do it with everyone apart from meh schmoll

Originally posted by Korri
You whore, you do it with everyone apart from meh schmoll

That's because you have drool/sweat pouring down your face *points at sig accusingly* schmoll

~wickerman~

Originally posted by XIA
eww! HELL NO! Crazy windnuts

OK for frick sake! its not sweat, its not drool & it most certainly aint egg-white!

Pure H20 Foo cry

and olease dont pretend you wouldnt do Het droolio

God..what idiot would think it was egg white...lookaround

Originally posted by Korri
OK for frick sake! its not sweat, its not drool & it most certainly aint egg-white!

Pure H20 Foo cry

and olease dont pretend you wouldnt do Het droolio

H2O FTW

And i'd do him bestiality style, over and over and OVER again droolio

~wickerman~

The 2nd cult has begun droolio

Groupies need to move between camps

Originally posted by Korri
The 2nd cult has begun droolio

Groupies need to move between camps

Megadeth was on tour over here bout a month or so ago and i didn't go because i was broke and i couldn't sneak in cry

~wickerman~

Ddue, Deth suck

Your a B-Trayer to the cult cry

Originally posted by Korri
Ddue, Deth suck

Your a B-Trayer to the cult cry

Pfshhhhht......you're such a dense hoe.......i wanted to go so i could practice my groupie skills ...... diva

~wickerman~

With the frickin Mustard, someone wont be happy when they hear about this

awwwww poor wicker

Poor Indeed diva *a-snap-snap*