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THIS THREAD WILL GIVE AWAY SPOILERS TO THE NEWEST BOOK OF THE HARRY POTTER SERISE. YOU, IF YOU ARE LIKE ME, HAVE ALREADY READ THE BOOK FIVE TIMES BY NOW, THEN PLEASE PROCEDE. IF NOT, LEAVE, BECAUSE WE WILL NOT SHIELD THESE SPOILERS FROM THE NAIVE'S EYES. THANK YOU AND HAPPY MAGICKING.

This is where I show everyone my evil side. some, (Like MK, Ub91, and atb ) have already bared witness to my insanity to cause pain on those who cause pain, which is a catch 22, if you think about it.

WHO WILL HELP ME KILL OFF THESE...THESE.....

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NDFGOEN!!!!!!!!!

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Snape!!!! *grunts loudly* that biatch killed DD!

yup. it's the sad truth. OK, I was thinking we could smash his face with a plastic bat AFTER we break ALL of their wands.

plastic? isn't that a little too kind?

i dont wont to egg ne of them

Originally posted by Maikahyandowen
plastic? isn't that a little too kind?

Yeah, it should be a metal bat.

I don't just want to egg Snape. I want to poison the egg and shove it up his hairy, flaccid, *censored*.

wow discriptive............

I hate him so much.....he deserves to get his entrails ripped out and paraded around the castle.

or just introduce him to the centaurs

I still think Snape is good for obvious reasons I don't want to argue about, so I choose Umbridge.

Umbridge when you kill her with your poisonous eggs can you give me that quill pllllzzz

Originally posted by DarkCanadian
I hate him so much.....he deserves to get his entrails ripped out and paraded around the castle.
Oh c'mon, Snapes a goodie! Very brave as well, imagine having to kill the only person who gave you a chance and believed in you, we all know that Dumbledore's trust meant a lot to Snape.

Snape isn't evil.. i believe that there are two unbreakable vows going on here. Dumbledore and Snape have an unbreakable vow (which is where the trust comes in), Snape with Narcissa Malfoy. And the mission of Draco to kill Dumbledore to prove his allegiance to Voldemort.

Dumbledore was already dying, I believe through Occulmency that Dumbledore and Snape communicated and Dumbledore told Snape he was dying and to do it in order to save both Snape and Draco.

We will find out in Book 7.

that actually makes sense.

I believe that Snape and Draco are essential to book 7. IMO Snape will sacrifice his life to save Harry in front of Draco. Draco being a witness to this act will realize that the man he idolizes died to save the man Draco hates (Harry), therefore, and I'm just hoping here.. Draco realizes that it's ok to support Harry in this war and turns against Lord Voldemort. Just wishful thinking. I don't think Draco and Snape are as evil as we think they are. Draco couldn't kill Dumbledore. I don't think he could kill Harry either.

Draco, granted isn't that evil. but Snape is

i nthink that Snape killed Dumbledore on Dumbledores orders as he knew he was already dying

what's the point in that? why would Dumbledore WANT to die?

BECAUSE!!!!!

GEEZ, DO I HAVE 2 PRINT IT 4 YEAH? WHO HERE READ THE FIRST BOOK, NEWAY????

In the first book, after Harry had faced off Voldemort and Qurril (However u spell his name, the freak)
Dumbledore told harry about Voldemort's weakness; he feared dieing. He didn't understand that there r worse things than dieing, which, as we learn later, is y he made the horcruxes. Dumbledore also said that dieing is like going on into the next adventure, therefore implying he didn't fear death. Maybe Dumbledore has something up his sleeve which would make him able 2 haunt Voldemort or weaken him as a ghost, or something. If NE of u have read NE of the So You Want To Be a Wizard series, it kinda reminds me of Timeheart, how NEone or NEthing who was loved moves on, or exists in another place where time is unimportant.

OK?

I still refuse point blank to believe that Snape would kill Dumbledore for the good side. (sarcastically) Wow, he really did them a favour.

Originally posted by MerMorgan02
In the first book, after Harry had faced off Voldemort and Qurril (However u spell his name, the freak)
Dumbledore told harry about Voldemort's weakness; he feared dieing. He didn't understand that there r worse things than dieing, which, as we learn later, is y he made the horcruxes. Dumbledore also said that dieing is like going on into the next adventure, therefore implying he didn't fear death. Maybe Dumbledore has something up his sleeve which would make him able 2 haunt Voldemort or weaken him as a ghost, or something. If NE of u have read NE of the So You Want To Be a Wizard series, it kinda reminds me of Timeheart, how NEone or NEthing who was loved moves on, or exists in another place where time is unimportant.

OK?

Enough with the so you want to be a wizard series. You drive me insane with that. This ghost thing is sort of reminding me of Star Wars. Do you think Dumbledore will show himself to Harry as a ghost and guide him with his journey, just like Obi Wan Kenobi did with Luke in Star Wars? Only kidding.

ur bananas, u no that? and no, I didn't poison ur ur brain.

ur gonna make me cry again. cry

BTW, DarkCanadian, I wasn't agreeing w/ the little group of Snape supporters, I was pointing out a possibility.

read what I said in The Umbridge thread. it will all make sense soon.

Ladies, calm down....

I'm CALM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

not.

Originally posted by MerMorgan02
ur bananas, u no that? and no, I didn't poison ur ur brain.

ur gonna make me cry again. cry


I never said you were poisoning my brain. all I ever said at any point this year was that you brainwashed ATB, And that was a totally different situation. Plus, that was a joke, and it was partly the fact that I was upset. and ATB was the one who said the 'So you want to be a Wizard' book would poison my brain. I just thought that what she said was funny, I wasn't agreeing with her. And why do you always cry? ... oops, I'm getting off topic. sorry. so, anyway, who should we egg first? Snape, perhaps?

some people think that they should poison the egg and stick it up snape's (quote) "HELLO" (End of quote), but I'm not so sure. i just took the 'people 2 egg 2day list' quote from homestar runner's site, on one of the mini videos.

you stole your thread from Homestarrunner? shame on you..

i think we should egg all the death eaters.

Well i agree that theres a possibility Snape is good, but i still think he is Evil.

There are many interesting theorys in which Snape is good. Here is another one i dont think has been said yet.

Remeber Harry gave Ron and Hermione the Felix Felicies. And remebr when Harry took it, it told him what to do. Now Felix told Hermione to watch Snape. I assume Luna took some of the Felix Felicies too, and when Snape came out, if Snape was really evil, wouldnt the Felix Felicies tell them to stop Snape? If it didnt wear off, than it probaly told them to go see if Flitwick, because it was the right thing to do, because Snape is good.

Thats another interseting theory as to why Snape is good. But i still believe he is evil.

you're talking about luck. and luck doesn't change fate. the potion just makes you lucky, doesn't change people's desisions.

hmm... i say that snape is good , just a gut feeling hah

Originally posted by Maikahyandowen
you're talking about luck. and luck doesn't change fate. the potion just makes you lucky, doesn't change people's desisions.

no, remeber when Harry first took the Felix Felicis. Before he took it he said he was going to Slughorn. But after he drank it, hesaid he was going to Hagrids. He said Felix said it was the right plave to be. He didnt know why.

So what im saying is, if Hermione had took it and Luna too, and if Snape really is good, then Felix would have told them that the right thing to do was to help professor flitwick. If Snape was bad, Felix would have told them to follow.

You see what im saying? I just thought it was an interesting theory. But i still think Snape is bad though.

this really changes everything! Is he good or bad? I say we stick to the bad theory, egg him, then say we didn't when he's good.

of course he's bad. his actions after the murder make that obvious.

yeah he's bad and i find that wwwaaay more intresting than being a good two shoe s

just one more person out to get poor Harry

..

maybe Harry will finally get to kill the grease ball in 7

how 'bout we lock them up in a room and watch every1 kill off eachother! Evil Dies By Evil!

Actually thats not a bad idea!!
except we could make it like a tournament whoever wins gets the honor of having harry kill them
it would make an awesome fanfic type thing

stick Snape and Umbride and Voldy in the same room

it'd be awesome

and voldy sounds like moldy
just saying

moldy Voldy?

I've got no beef with Voldemort... He's just a guy trying to make his way in the wizarding world. As for Snape, he's an interesting person. I'll even go far enough to say he is one of my favortie characters... But Umbridge... Oh man... There are few people in the world that I hate... And she's at the top of my list...

how can you like moldemort. HE TRIED TO KILL HARRY AND DID KILL HIS PARENTS!!!! YOU OBVIOUSLY DONT UNDERSTAND HARRY POTTER IN THE LEAST!!!!!


sry kind a lost my cool there for a minute

Originally posted by ForbiddenFire91
how can you like moldemort. HE TRIED TO KILL HARRY AND DID KILL HIS PARENTS!!!! YOU OBVIOUSLY DONT UNDERSTAND HARRY POTTER IN THE LEAST!!!!!


sry kind a lost my cool there for a minute
You can't just go shouting at people because they disagree with your views, and I seriously doubt you understand Harry Potter better than anyone here.

well, let's think on this 4 one moment. we're all teen agers, and should b able 2 handle our own problems.

we r writing in a harry potter forum. u'd kinda need 2 have at least the smallest amount of brain compacity holding a thimble-sized measurement of knowledge 2 b able 2 disscuss harry potter, and at least sound like u no what ur talking about. so let's not get freaked because some1 thinks differently than another does.

heehee, I should b a peace maker!

yup.

Originally posted by TheSun
You can't just go shouting at people because they disagree with your views, and I seriously doubt you understand Harry Potter better than anyone here.
i said sry God whats you problem
I have anger issues so BACK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by MerMorgan02
heehee, I should b a peace maker!
that doesnt get rid of the fact that she insulted me

just ignore him if he bothers you

i wish hed say sorry but i guess ignoring him works

probably better than waiting for an apology would.

Originally posted by ForbiddenFire91
i said sry God whats you problem
I have anger issues so BACK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


that doesnt get rid of the fact that she insulted me
I don't care what issues you have, you don't shout at me.

could we possibly get back on topic now

Originally posted by MerMorgan02
well, let's think on this 4 one moment. we're all teen agers, and should b able 2 handle our own problems.

we r writing in a harry potter forum. u'd kinda need 2 have at least the smallest amount of brain compacity holding a thimble-sized measurement of knowledge 2 b able 2 disscuss harry potter, and at least sound like u no what ur talking about. so let's not get freaked because some1 thinks differently than another does.
I agree.
Originally posted by MerMorgan02
heehee, I should b a peace maker!

Why not? You're great at everything else.

Originally posted by TheSun
You can't just go shouting at people because they disagree with your views, and I seriously doubt you understand Harry Potter better than anyone here.

TS, Give the person a break. Just because some of us can't spell Slytherin correctly, and A LOT of us hate Umbridge, it doesn't give you the right to tell us we know nothing about Harry Potter. Because you never know. Us wrong-spelling, Umbridge-hating people might know more about the HP books than you think.

stop arguing and get back on topic

sorry.

u all still here?

yup

Originally posted by Maikahyandowen
probably better than waiting for an apology would.
i'd probably never get one
thank you #1RL for defending me!!!

goody. NOW can we get back on topic?

so...what was the topic?
.......... i want to know your theories on how jk is going to write her new book because it is going to be totally different from all the others ...all the rest are set in the school so this one shoul be weird if harry is indeed not returning to school the dialogue and the structure of the book could completely change with this book....

please post a fast reply been up all nyt an its 6:16am over here ...i want to tok bout this so i need a fast reply

don't double post like that.
the topic is egging nasty people we don't like, such as Snape

After trusting Snape.. ME, myself trust him... and now, he betrayed all of us.. Well, i still keep finding a reason why Snape killed Dumbledore.. I'm thinking, like dresta thinks, whether it has been Dumbledores order to Snape to finished him.. Sort of crazy order.. Never mind that...

Originally posted by #1Rupert_Lover
I agree.


Why not? You're great at everything else.



TS, Give the person a break. Just because some of us can't spell Slytherin correctly, and A LOT of us hate Umbridge, it doesn't give you the right to tell us we know nothing about Harry Potter. Because you never know. Us wrong-spelling, Umbridge-hating people might know more about the HP books than you think. I have no idea what you're talking about. I was talking to Forbidden Fire, not you, about shooting down another member becaquse they said they didn't hate Voldemort. What's this about Slytherin?

Originally posted by TheSun
I have no idea what you're talking about. I was talking to Forbidden Fire, not you, about shooting down another member becaquse they said they didn't hate Voldemort. What's this about Slytherin?

I never said you were talking to me! That's why I said to give the PERSON a break, not me. And I'm not telling what the slytherin thing is about! You were the one who was bothersome with that a long while back in the Umbridge thread.

Originally posted by ForbiddenFire91
i'd probably never get one
thank you #1RL for defending me!!!

You're welcome!

Ahw, #1RL saves the day. good going, hon

OK, MK, NOW we can get back on topic!

Originally posted by #1Rupert_Lover
I never said you were talking to me! That's why I said to give the PERSON a break, not me. And I'm not telling what the slytherin thing is about! You were the one who was bothersome with that a long while back in the Umbridge thread. Sorry, I've still no idea what you're on about, I can't remember ever posting with you. If I was talking to someone else, why did you reply? In future, stop nosing in.

she was just standing up 4 another person! C'mon, let's get back on topic b4 MK blows a gasgit. this is a stupid thing 2 argue about, NEway.

it is. and I've allways wanted to blow a gasgit...

LoOk "TheSun"
dont tell #1RL to not stick up for me cause you were sticking up for another person
second "I SAID IM FRIGGIN SORRY"

CAN WE PLEASE GET BACK ON TOPIC!!!!!!!!

and what is a gasgit i've always wondered???

yes. please

a gasgit is please??

it's part of an engine i think

u crack me up!!!

hey, it's pouring rain where I am. Thunder, lightning, the whole shibang.


ahhh, I love summer thunder storms. 2 bad my dog's freaking out.


srry, just had 2 announce that, MK. we may now procede.

alrighty then...glad we've cleared that up....it's spelled gasket by the way.Any of a wide variety of seals or packings used between matched machine parts or around pipe joints to prevent the escape of a gas or fluid

wow did you use a dictionary for that or are you just a genius

you guess

dictionary for 1million dollars Regis

ding ding ding! we have a winner!

now, let's get back on topic

If we put a chicken on the head of each person mentioned in the poll which one would lay and egg first

it might just fall off Vodly's head. he's really bald

true

we could just tie the chicken to his head. and have another one peck Snape to death

Originally posted by MerMorgan02
u crack me up!!!

hey, it's pouring rain where I am. Thunder, lightning, the whole shibang.


ahhh, I love summer thunder storms. 2 bad my dog's freaking out.


srry, just had 2 announce that, MK. we may now procede.

It was raining here, too. the power went out for a while. I actually went to the theatres to see Charlie and the Chocolate Factory when the power came back on. Johnny Depp was freaky in that movie. Oops, off topic. back to torturing Umbridge.

have Snape deal with her..that would be entertaining

yes yes it would

and then let Voldy take out the both of themm

I would love to torture snape and draco

mostly Snape

I would generally like to egg snape 100 times in the genitals.

sounds.......ah, good. we need a bazooka, 2, 4 whatever reason.

cause it's fun to blow things up with one. only reason you need

so true, so true.

that and grenades

bombs, nukes, firecrackers....


FIRECRACKERS! WE SO TOTALLY NEED TO CHUCK LIT FIRECRACKERS AT HIM!

or put them in his pants

OoO, MK, this is y ur an evil genius!

Shove a few very agressive hamsters down his pants and tape the openings so none of them out. It'd be almost akin to the Cruciatus curse.

hamsters and squirrils.

and purple bunnies.

those too

stuff fireworks downthere

big fireworks

Originally posted by oceanflame
stuff fireworks downthere
No. A cherry bomb.

I want to egg everyone in the list, but Snape the most.

POKE UMBRIDGE TO DEATH

Originally posted by DarkC
No. A cherry bomb.

cherry bombs , stink pellets, the weasley's fireworks and firecrakers. that should do the trick

and Peeves

oh yeah and peeves. he could do some serious damgae! Good thinking

thank you

oooh we could also pour somereally powerful acid down there. or we could give him some love potion from mrs norris heheh

or from Umbridge

or even better VOLDEMORT!!! heheh

wouldnt that be funny if snape went up to voldemort and declared his undying love for him AHAHAha i would laugh so hard!

priceless

I no! that would b kinda weird, 2, tho....

that's what makes it entertaining

wtf?! th- I AM LAUGHING SO HARD! if you're going to make two big *ssholes fall in love the best people to do that with would be Umbridge, because she already has her head so far up her own *ss so she wouldn't notice if she fell in love w/ Voldemort because she already freakin loves him enough, she tried to corrupt Hogwarts for him! KILL THE FIEND!

yes that would be funny

Then Umbridge and Voldemold could have ugly toad babies and continue to purge the earth of non wizards.. but Harry would smite them all!!!!

man what ugly babies would come out of that union.

bleh, please don't remind me!

should we prepare the wedding? They'll all torture eachother 2 death once they all realized how stupid and evil the other is.

with any luck

the heck w/ luck, it's practically a garauntee!

don't u agree?

naturally

so, who wants 2 b the flower girl?

ugh. I refuse to attend

but....we need bride's maids, best man, *Begins 2 tick off list on her fingers*, flower girl, guests, a preist, paid actors playing the part of citizens and family 2 act like their happy 4 this 2 b happening, a church, ....the list goes on! And I am SO not planning this wedding!

what about the caterer?

that 2.

and a photographer

and that.

and a band