Dick Vs Spiderman no web

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Batman Wins
Can Spiderman Beat off Dick. Is the pole from Dick going to Hurt Spidey, and Dick throws all those things. They Both Know who each other is.



Spiderman Could Grab Dick very hard and just sqeeze him to death.

Thats if he gets close enough to dick. I dont think Spidey would have a problem getting clsoe enough to dick, since he has Spider Sense to dodges his shots, but Dick also could dodge, and maybe id Dick keeps his distaance he could pull this off, since Spiderman cant Shoot Dick with his web.

Scoobless
is it wrong that i want you to get banned? wink

Batman Wins
Originally posted by Scoobless
is it wrong that i want you to get banned? wink


...why

Cosmic Cube
If you're trying to get banned, this will probably get you there.

Batman Wins
Originally posted by Cosmic Cube
If you're trying to get banned, this will probably get you there.

What are you talking about.

Batman Wins
If you guys not going to say who you think wins, just dont post pointless garbage.

Scoobless
Originally posted by Batman Wins
If you guys not going to say who you think wins, just dont post pointless garbage.

= kettle!.... is that you?.... it's me....pot!....you're black!!!

roll eyes (sarcastic)

Batman Wins
Originally posted by Scoobless
= kettle!.... is that you?.... it's me....pot!....you're black!!!

roll eyes (sarcastic)

???????????????????????????????????????????? stop spamming my thread.

Batman Wins
6/10 Dick takes this one.

Scoobless
maybe you wont get banned if you can explain who "Dick" is?

but then again... maybe you will

Batman Wins
Originally posted by Scoobless
maybe you wont get banned if you can explain who "Dick" is?

but then again... maybe you will

You guys dont read comics.


Dick Grayson buds. read more comics.

I didnt say Robin or Nightwing because Spidey has no web so I got to take Nightwings costume so he cant hold much weapons.

Scoobless
Originally posted by Batman Wins
You guys dont read comics.


Dick Grayson buds. read more comics.

I didnt say Robin or Nightwing because Spidey has no web so I got to take Nightwings costume so he cant hold much weapons.

uh huh... sure that's what you meant

roll eyes (sarcastic)

Batman Wins
Originally posted by Scoobless
uh huh... sure that's what you meant

roll eyes (sarcastic)

: /

skizo
Dude I knew thats what he meant get off his case...If you dont like it dont post pointless replies the moderator will do his job if hes doing something wrong

Scoobless
Originally posted by skizo
Dude I knew thats what he meant get off his case...If you dont like it dont post pointless replies the moderator will do his job if hes doing something wrong

this is what PM's are for..... my replies are no more pointless than your own

Batman Wins
Whos Superman fighting in your sig.......anyway Dick is from the circuss so he could dodge prety good, and without Spidermans web he cant realy stop him to quick. Dick just need s to stay away before Spidey hits him, but since hes in character Spiddeys punches wont hurst that much, since Doc Ock took those same hits, and hes not trained.

skizo
No your replies are much more pointless then mine... because I dont go into threads telling people they will get banned...PM's?? pffft those are for wussies....yeah anyway spiderman beats the crap outta Dick Grayson

yahman
"Spiderman Could Grab Dick very hard and just sqeeze him to death.

Thats if he gets close enough to dick. I dont think Spidey would have a problem getting clsoe enough to dick, since he has Spider Sense to dodges his shots, but Dick also could dodge, and maybe id Dick keeps his distaance he could pull this off, since Spiderman cant Shoot Dick with his web."

Sexual Frustration is a killer heh ?

Don't worry i've got something to cheer you up: I know now why you love these so much now.

wink wink wink wink wink

skizo
"Spiderman Could Grab Dick very hard and just sqeeze him to death."

I must admit that there is something very wrong with this comment.

Scoobless
Originally posted by skizo
No your replies are much more pointless then mine... because I dont go into threads telling people they will get banned

no... you seem to prefer to tell them what to do

stick out tongue

skizo
"Can Spiderman Beat off Dick"

This one as well....scoobless I retract my statement...this is just....well you can see for yourself....Despite his rather obvious underlying intentions....I guess this is still a valid discussion

Batman Wins
Originally posted by yahman
"Spiderman Could Grab Dick very hard and just sqeeze him to death.

Thats if he gets close enough to dick. I dont think Spidey would have a problem getting clsoe enough to dick, since he has Spider Sense to dodges his shots, but Dick also could dodge, and maybe id Dick keeps his distaance he could pull this off, since Spiderman cant Shoot Dick with his web."

Sexual Frustration is a killer heh ?

Don't worry i've got something to cheer you up: I know now why you love these so much now.

wink wink wink wink wink

Keep talking, and we will see what happens.

skizo
Originally posted by Scoobless
no... you seem to prefer to tell them what to do

stick out tongue

What do you mean???

Batman Wins
Originally posted by skizo
"Spiderman Could Grab Dick very hard and just sqeeze him to death."

I must admit that there is something very wrong with this comment.

Bane Sqeezed Dick in a Bear hug, and ALmost Stopped his breathing, he did the same to Batman. Spiderman Got sqeezed by King pin. It very affective.

skizo
How about you say Dick Grayson just for the sake of it not getting confused with a sexual reference

Scoobless
Originally posted by skizo
What do you mean???

it doesn't matter

smile

peace

Batman Wins
Originally posted by skizo
How about you say Dick Grayson just for the sake of it not getting confused with a sexual reference


Dick is Shorter. Like Bats is to Batman. Batman calls him Dick all the time. Its not my fault people are not mature enough.

Anyway How does Dick G sound ?

yahman
"Keep talking, and we will see what happens."

hahahahahahahahaha ....

LOL laughing laughing

errhhhh Nah seriously hahahahahahahaha

What you going to do .... Bust a cap in my ass ?

yahman
"Dick is Shorter. Like Bats is to Batman. Batman calls him Dick all the time. Its not my fault people are not mature enough"

yehhhhh Whatever.

stick out tongue

skizo
Dick G is fine

Batman Wins
Originally posted by yahman
"Keep talking, and we will see what happens."

hahahahahahahahaha ....

LOL laughing laughing

errhhhh Nah seriously hahahahahahahaha

What you going to do .... Bust a cap in my ass ?

No just report you smile im not the violent type. big grin

Scoobless
Originally posted by Batman Wins
Dick is Shorter. Like Bats is to Batman. Batman calls him Dick all the time. Its not my fault people are not mature enough.

Anyway How does Dick G sound ?

is that why you never once mentioned anything Batman related in the thread starter for all the non Bat-readers?

your excuses are as pitiful as your innuendos

Batman Wins
Originally posted by Scoobless
is that why you never once mentioned anything Batman related in the thread starter for all the non Bat-readers?

your excuses are as pitiful as your innuendos


His legendary pole....any way god dammit would you stay on topic.

yahman
"No just report you im not the violent time. "

confused EHHHHHHHHHHHH ?

What the hell is violent ime ????????

"is that why you never once mentioned anything Batman related in the thread starter for all the non Bat-readers?

your excuses are as pitiful as your innuendos"

Exactly mannn. Go for it report me Dude if you think it will help your witless ass. Trust me whoever you report too is just going to laugh at you.

Batman Wins
Originally posted by yahman
"No just report you im not the violent time. "

confused EHHHHHHHHHHHH ?

What the hell is violent ime ????????

"is that why you never once mentioned anything Batman related in the thread starter for all the non Bat-readers?

your excuses are as pitiful as your innuendos"

Exactly mannn. Go for it report me Dude if you think it will help your witless ass. Trust me whoever you report too is just going to laugh at you.

Now language big grin I say stay on topic 50 times but you still insist on stuff big grin I will report you big grin

EsteemedLeader
i think dick beats spider-man. spidey just can't take the dick. and since he has no webbing, he has to use his hands on dick to take him down. and though spidey has no webs, he can still get all sticky when hes taking dick with his hands.

Scoobless
Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
i think dick beats spider-man. spidey just can't take the dick. and since he has no webbing, he has to use his hands on dick to take him down. and though spidey has no webs, he can still get all sticky when hes taking dick with his hands.

just stop it... ok.... one repressed homosexual bat-fanboy is enough

sad

EsteemedLeader
spider mans got senses to detect if dick is sneeking up on him. if dick spring out, spidey can catch him. now as far as brains, dicks got a good head. and that dick has been in some pretty awkward positions before, but hes always come out on top of his opponents

yahman
"just stop it... ok.... one repressed homosexual bat-fanboy is enough"

Oh cum on dude this quite funny from a ironic perspective

"spider mans got senses to detect if dick is sneeking up on him. if dick spring out, spidey can catch him. now as far as brains, dicks got a good head. and that dick has been in some pretty awkward positions before, but hes always come out on top of his opponents"

I cant condole this because that will be complete hipocarcy but mann that is pretty funny laughing laughing

Dr. Diamond
okay spiderman will totally mop the floor with mr grayson
and you are not that funny and batman does not win. and does mr grayson have his pants on. i hope so. maybe mr grayson could fight midnighter instead.

EsteemedLeader
i think spidey would hold back and not beat dick to hard. spidey wouldnt use everything he has cause dick is just flesh, nothing special. he held back against kingpin, and dick isnt that big. however dick is very flexible.

Batman Wins
Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
i think dick beats spider-man. spidey just can't take the dick. and since he has no webbing, he has to use his hands on dick to take him down. and though spidey has no webs, he can still get all sticky when hes taking dick with his hands.

your not funny

EsteemedLeader
i think spidey would succumb to dick. but afterwards dick could hardly keep himself up. the beating might make him tender. he would be down for awhile and not take all the hardcore jobs, just dick against the little @$$holes

EsteemedLeader
you started it

EsteemedLeader
youre jus jealous cus my contraversy is funnier than yours

Batman Wins
Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
youre jus jealous cus my contraversy is funnier than yours


: /....wasnt trying to be funny. You said the dick, witch is not his name with the. So just stop spamming my thread.

skizo
Guys Can you try to be more mature please??? Its not funny

Batman Wins
Originally posted by skizo
Guys Can you try to be more mature please??? Its not funny

They are children so I dont blame them anymore.

EsteemedLeader
im not trying to spam your thread. i think spidey could beat on dick but dick would just be to much. and since you called him dick i was reminded of when bats was called "the batman" back when, so "the dick". just harmless nostalgia

yahman
"youre jus jealous cus my contraversy is funnier than yours"

LOL

Dude who are u, how cum i havn't seen you before, You are well good.

hahahahahah laughing laughing

EsteemedLeader
i r new.

and youre the one what decided to call the man dick. replaces all the "dick"s with "nightwing" and its perfectly.......sane looking

yahman
"i r new."

What ??????????

CorderaMitchell
another one of these!?!?

Logan 87
You all have problems......Bunch of Rookies

EsteemedLeader
i r new. as in "I are new." its not just to save time, i talk like that. wacko

CorderaMitchell
But peter would have to smack dick around..

And we know dick got balls of steel

Logan 87
.........

CorderaMitchell
Does Dick get angrier when its excited?

CorderaMitchell
Does Dick get bigger when he's excited?

Hulk Power
Originally posted by CorderaMitchell
Does Dick get bigger when he's excited?

hystericalhystericalhystericalhystericalhysterical

EsteemedLeader
does dick still have utility belt? cause spidey would have to make sure he doesnt get screwed by any toys while he beats dick.

Hulk Power
hystericalhystericalhystericalhystericalhysterical

Creshosk
Dick is wonder Jell-O . . .

EsteemedLeader
what if dick borrowed a miraclo-pill from Hourman? just pop a pill and dick gets bigger, stronger, and faster

EsteemedLeader
but just for an hour, then dick shrinks

Hulk Power
Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
what if dick borrowed a miraclo-pill from Hourman? just pop a pill and dick gets bigger, stronger, and faster

hystericalhystericalhystericalhystericalhysterical
Stop making me laugh so much guys. It's too funny. laughing

Logan 87
Is this how you guys get your kicks....

Hulk Power
Originally posted by Logan 87
Is this how you guys get your kicks....

Oh come on, you can't read that and tell me it's not funny. If you say it's not funny then you have no sense of humor at all.

EsteemedLeader
well dicks weapons sre stored in his suit. so dick needs to wearhis suit for protection. safety is key so dick needs to wrap up

Logan 87
Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
well dicks weapons sre stored in his suit. so dick needs to wearhis suit for protection. safety is key so dick needs to wrap up

This whole time I bet you just sat there thinking about Dicks to write that.

EsteemedLeader
in all honesty im picturing the fight between dick and spidey. what does any of this have to do with dicks? youre such a perv to bring that up

EsteemedLeader
oh, no snappy come-back?

Tron
Closing, for obvious reasons...

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