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What happens when you mix a cross dressing, Transylvanian shut in with testicular eczema named Vlad and an egotistical, cantankerous, stiletto wearing moose named Scott, but who likes to be called Susan?


A gender confused quadriped with genital issues?

A blood sucking, grumpy, self centred hermaphrodite?

No.......


You get Moosey O'Wicker!

*APPLAUSE*

Ladies and gentleman please welcome your hosts....


Moosey O'Wicker!!!

**HUGE APPLAUSE*

droolio

I'd just like to say something.....for the record........just so that there aren't any misunderstandings or anything.......







i'm only half-Transylvanian mkay? ......the rest......MIGHT be true

~wickerman~

eatpop

clapping

Originally posted by Wickerman
I'd just like to say something.....for the record........just so that there aren't any misunderstandings or anything.......







i'm only half-Transylvanian mkay? ......the rest......MIGHT be true

~wickerman~

Wicker my friend, you haven't left the house in 11 months, you're fish belly white, and you're wearing a sarong.

Originally posted by Disco Moose
Wicker my friend, you haven't left the house in 11 months, you're fish belly white, and you're wearing a sarong.



well i WOULD leave the damn house, but there's a big wooden thingie with a metal pullamajig stuck in it that's blocking the way
I have though, after long strenuous investigations, come to the conclusion that scrtaching/hitting it doesn't help much no

And oooooooh, please excuse ME for having some taste mister "I did my hair like Greta Garbo" pffffffsssshtttttt ....

~wickerman~

euro

*cough*

Originally posted by Wickerman
well i WOULD leave the damn house, but there's a big wooden thingie with a metal pullamajig stuck in it that's blocking the way
I have though, after long strenuous investigations, come to the conclusion that scrtaching/hitting it doesn't help much no

And oooooooh, please excuse ME for having some taste mister "I did my hair like Greta Garbo" pffffffsssshtttttt ....

~wickerman~

Pfft....moron, that's called a thing that leads to outside. And you don't scratch and hit it, you command it to open.

Taste? You're right...you've got taste and I don't.

Those shoes SOOOOO don't go with those earings.

Originally posted by Disco Moose
Pfft....moron, that's called a thing that leads to outside. And you don't scratch and hit it, you command it to open.

Taste? You're right...you've got taste and I don't.

Those shoes SOOOOO don't go with those earings.

Oh well, i'm SORRY mkay? I was busy making MONEY to SUPPORT this family......instead of running around here and there taking POTTERY and ACTING classes like a certain forest-dwelling creature

And that's just RICH coming from someone that thinks Gucci's a brand of pasta

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Disco Moose
Oh look what just dragged it's carcas in...it's the UTENSIL.

*frantic applause*

~wickerman~

gr000000000000000000000000000000p droolio

Originally posted by Wickerman
Oh well, i'm SORRY mkay? I was busy making MONEY to SUPPORT this family......instead of running around here and there taking POTTERY and ACTING classes like a certain forest-dwelling creature

And that's just RICH coming from someone that thinks Gucci's a brand of pasta

~wickerman~

I am an artiste....

Besides, your "Naked Gollum Web Cam" site hasn't exaclty taken off yet...

i think i don't follow

Originally posted by Clovie
i think i don't follow
Dont worry your not the only one.

Originally posted by Clovie
i think i don't follow

Ah..the lovely Polish princess has arrived.

Originally posted by Kharhmah
Dont worry your not the only one.

Just sit there are look cute, m'kay? You can be the eye candy that brings in the male viewers. droolio

Originally posted by Disco Moose
I am an artiste....

Besides, your "Naked Gollum Web Cam" site hasn't exaclty taken off yet...

well, that's just because he was a 2-legged creature and well....you're too delicate about *gasp* standing UP straight Pffshtttt

And since when is covering yourself with hazelnuts and then licking them off while some sick bastard paints it....art???

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Kharhmah
Dont worry your not the only one. great


Originally posted by Disco Moose
Ah..the lovely Polish princess has arrived. (it sounded like sarcasm)

Hello

Originally posted by Disco Moose
Just sit there are look cute, m'kay? You can be the eye candy that brings in the male viewers. droolio
*grins and flutters eyelashes* eyes

Originally posted by Wickerman
well, that's just because he was a 2-legged creature and well....you're too delicate about *gasp* standing UP straight Pffshtttt

And since when is covering yourself with hazelnuts and then licking them off while some sick bastard paints it....art???

~wickerman~

I can stand up straight damnit! *attempt number one goes a little less than smooth*

Hold up...I can do this you one eyed, skull fecked sperm receptacle.

*Moose totters slowly to his hind legs...feeling triumphant only to crash to the floor.*

*Attempt number 3 goes horribly awry, resulting in the untimely death of Jed, camera man operator #3*

Moving on....

I think i prefer Wickermoose, or maybe Mickerwoose

Originally posted by Clovie
great


(it sounded like sarcasm)

Hello

No sarcasm...

Hey there.

Originally posted by Kharhmah
*grins and flutters eyelashes* eyes

*cough* more CLEAVAGE sweetheart.....

Originally posted by Disco Moose
I can stand up straight damnit! *attempt number one goes a little less than smooth*

Hold up...I can do this you one eyed, skull fecked sperm receptacle.

*Moose totters slowly to his hind legs...feeling triumphant only to crash to the floor.*

*Attempt number 3 goes horribly awry, resulting in the untimely death of Jed, camera man operator #3*

Moving on....

BWHUAHAHAHAHAH

sideshow freak

*shows Clovie to a seat*

So.....Clovie......what's it like suffering from an Oedipian complex? icon5

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Korri
I think i prefer Wickermoose, or maybe Mickerwoose

A large man in a black suit with "Security" written on his back shows up to take Korri for a little "Don't mess wit da directin baby" talk

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Disco Moose
*cough* more CLEAVAGE sweetheart.....
All in due time my good Moose.

Originally posted by Wickerman
A large man in a black suit with "Security" written on his back shows up to take Korri for a little "Don't mess wit da directin baby" talk

~wickerman~

Where the hell are the TASERS? DAMNIT WICKER! I TOLD you to get the guards to taser the malcontents!

*storms off to his dressing room*

Originally posted by Wickerman
A large man in a black suit with "Security" written on his back shows up to take Korri for a little "Don't mess wit da directin baby" talk

~wickerman~

i have my ways of getting round that kinda shit flirt1

Originally posted by Disco Moose
No sarcasm...

Hey there. hug
are you better now?

Originally posted by Wickerman
BWHUAHAHAHAHAH

sideshow freak

*shows Clovie to a seat*

So.....Clovie......what's it like suffering from an Oedipian complex? icon5

~wickerman~ what complex?

Originally posted by Kharhmah
All in due time my good Moose.


pfft....you're fired!

*Into bull horn*

Bring out the next bimbo with a nice set of cans!

Oooh, a show

I need some entertainment

Originally posted by Clovie
hug
are you better now?

what complex?

Define better? Am I predisposed to mood swings, dementia and occasional outbursts still?

ABSOLUTELY!

Originally posted by *Georgina_A*
Oooh, a show

I need some entertainment

*Suave TV star voice*

If you'd..uhh...care to come back to my dressing room...I'm sure I could...uh...find some entertainment for you....

*notices Wicker glaring at him*

Originally posted by Disco Moose
Where the hell are the TASERS? DAMNIT WICKER! I TOLD you to get the guards to taser the malcontents!

*storms off to his dressing room*

Oh yeah, blame it on ME why don't you?

*yells towards Moose as he's walking off*

I'm not the one that spent half the budget making himself "pretty".............

AND COVERING YOUR EARS AND MUMBLING DOESN'T CUT IT MISTER!!!!!!

Originally posted by Clovie
hug
are you better now?

what complex?

Wait a minute....... *checks papers* Ok, who WROTE these lines?????

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Disco Moose
*Suave TV star voice*

If you'd..uhh...care to come back to my dressing room...I'm sure I could...uh...find some entertainment for you....

*notices Wicker glaring at him*

*Giggle* eyes I'd love too *giggle giggle*

Originally posted by Wickerman
Oh yeah, blame it on ME why don't you?

*yells towards Moose as he's walking off*

I'm not the one that spent half the budget making himself "pretty".............

AND COVERING YOUR EARS AND MUMBLING DOESN'T CUT IT MISTER!!!!!!



Wait a minute....... *checks papers* Ok, who WROTE these lines?????

~wickerman~

Apparently not! LOOK AT YOURSELF!

It does so....I can't hear you..I can't hear you...lalalalalalalalalalala Wicker is a freak...lalalalalalalalalala

hmm

This show sucks *sets fire to set*

Originally posted by Disco Moose
Define better? Am I predisposed to mood swings, dementia and occasional outbursts still?

ABSOLUTELY! *pretends she understood*

great hug

Originally posted by Wickerman
Wait a minute....... *checks papers* Ok, who WROTE these lines?????

~wickerman~ what did you mean? cry

Originally posted by *Georgina_A*
*Giggle* eyes I'd love too *giggle giggle*

Awwwriiiiight... afro

You know beautiful...with eyes like that...and what I hope will be wonderful talent...I could make you a Star.....

*watches flames growing higher and higher, is amused that nobody seems to notice*

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
hmm

Something on your mind?



Oh, who am I kidding....*abrasive laugh*

Originally posted by Disco Moose
Awwwriiiiight... afro

You know beautiful...with eyes like that...and what I hope will be wonderful talent...I could make you a Star.....

*Gasp* Me? A star? *giggle* Wow...You're such a charmer! eyes

...Is it too early to admit my undying love for you?

Originally posted by Disco Moose
Apparently not! LOOK AT YOURSELF!

It does so....I can't hear you..I can't hear you...lalalalalalalalalalala Wicker is a freak...lalalalalalalalalala

YOU're the one who said "Vomit Green's where it's at baby"

Dammit, this is what happens when i don't mash your pills into your pedigree yumyum chow chow no


Originally posted by Clovie
*pretends she understood*

great hug

what did you mean? cry

No no no.....i didn't write the script.....*puts a hand to earphone* what do you mean "yes you did sir you did after being sexually molested by 2 monkeys last night" ?????

~wickerman~

Originally posted by *Georgina_A*
*Gasp* Me? A star? *giggle* Wow...You're such a charmer! eyes

...Is it too early to admit my undying love for you?

Don't take the bra off just yet sistah.....he's been known to offer jobs to attractive young girls......and they accept....which is weird......seeing as how he's still working on paying the debt over that......err...nevermind

~wickerman~

Morning, Vlad.

Originally posted by Wickerman
Don't take the bra off just yet sistah.....he's been known to offer jobs to attractive young girls......and they accept....which is weird......seeing as how he's still working on paying the debt over that......err...nevermind

~wickerman~

But...But...I thought we had a connection! cry

Why does this always happen to me?! weep

Originally posted by *Georgina_A*
*Gasp* Me? A star? *giggle* Wow...You're such a charmer! eyes

...Is it too early to admit my undying love for you?

Whoa! Hey! We don't ever...EVER utter the L word around Moosey, ok sweetheart.

Now...where were we? Oh yes...a star....of course I can make you a star...*mixes her a drink*

Why don't you just have a seat on my...uh..casting couch...and we'll discuss it?

Oh DAMNIT Wicker, STOP hiding behind my fern! Go find your own nubile starlet wannabe!

Originally posted by DarkCanadian
Morning, Vlad.

Aaaaahhh.....our next victi......errr.....guest......Step right up and take a seat Dave

ignore the rotting carcass that i call a co-host

~wickerman~

I am the daughter of evil and i burn your show evillaugh

Originally posted by Wickerman
Don't take the bra off just yet sistah.....he's been known to offer jobs to attractive young girls......and they accept....which is weird......seeing as how he's still working on paying the debt over that......err...nevermind

~wickerman~

You insidious miscreant! That was LEGAL in Malaysia.

Originally posted by *Georgina_A*
But...But...I thought we had a connection! cry

Why does this always happen to me?! weep

Don't listen to him darling....he hasn't been the same since his "DADS" broke up...*casts an evil glare at Vlad*

Victim?

Originally posted by DarkCanadian
Victim?

Dave! Just the stooge...err...village idiot....DAMNIT....person we've been waiting for.

You can be the foil to our comic genious.

Originally posted by Korri
I am the daughter of evil and i burn your show evillaugh

The set is fireproof baby................too bad it isn't *cough* mooseproof *cough* as well......

Originally posted by Disco Moose
You insidious miscreant! That was LEGAL in Malaysia.

Yeah, i'm sure it was in your own little fantasy world

Originally posted by DarkCanadian
Victim?

Well i say he was BORN that way, but he insists it's cause of society and him being a race moose in Kentucky in his early ye.....oh.....you mean.......err....i don't know what you're talking about

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Disco Moose
Whoa! Hey! We don't ever...EVER utter the L word around Moosey, ok sweetheart.

Now...where were we? Oh yes...a star....of course I can make you a star...*mixes her a drink*

Why don't you just have a seat on my...uh..casting couch...and we'll discuss it?

Oh DAMNIT Wicker, STOP hiding behind my fern! Go find your own nubile starlet wannabe!

Well...If you don't want me to

OMG, am I going to be as big as my idol Paris Hilton

Oooh, a couch! Let's flirt

Originally posted by Disco Moose
Don't listen to him darling....he hasn't been the same since his "DADS" broke up...*casts an evil glare at Vlad*

*Sniff* Really? cry

Originally posted by Wickerman
The set is fireproof baby................too bad it isn't *cough* mooseproof *cough* as well......


Is there a special area for people like me who are a little mentally derranged?

Originally posted by Wickerman
The set is fireproof baby................too bad it isn't *cough* mooseproof *cough* as well......



Yeah, i'm sure it was in your own little fantasy world



Well i say he was BORN that way, but he insists it's cause of society and him being a race moose in Kentucky in his early ye.....oh.....you mean.......err....i don't know what you're talking about

~wickerman~

I heard that. I really did. I just choose not to respond on the grounds that you're too stupid to understand it.

Originally posted by Korri
Is there a special area for people like me who are a little mentally derranged?

The front row.

Village idiot, eh? Hmm......I wouldn't be bad, to be honest. Just hand me several packs of Skittles and make me sit in Home Depot for an hour.

Originally posted by Wickerman
No no no.....i didn't write the script.....*puts a hand to earphone* what do you mean "yes you did sir you did after being sexually molested by 2 monkeys last night" ?????

~wickerman~ i mean what you've heard

Originally posted by Disco Moose
The front row.

Does that mean i get the best tacos and i get to eat the ice-cream vendor?

Originally posted by Korri
Does that mean i get the best tacos and i get to eat the ice-cream vendor?
You're going to eat the ice-cream vendor? Good for you.

Originally posted by DarkCanadian
You're going to eat the ice-cream vendor? Good for you.

Yes as long as they are male and they taste like vanilla

Originally posted by *Georgina_A*
Well...If you don't want me to

OMG, am I going to be as big as my idol Paris Hilton

Oooh, a couch! Let's flirt



*Sniff* Really? cry

Meh...love leads to committment, committment leads to marriage...marriage leads to Moosey driving his ex wife out to the Nevada desert at 3 am for a little talk....I probably shouldn't have told you that last part...

You'll be bigger than Paris Hilton baby...you're going "Jessica Simpson" style...

Yes...make yourself comfortable....OOPS...*subtle spilling of my drink on your shirt* We've GOT to get you out of those wet clothes....

Really darlin....since his dads, Neil and Bob, broke up, Vlad has had.....issues....

I guess this is what happens to KMC in the morning.

Originally posted by DarkCanadian
Village idiot, eh? Hmm......I wouldn't be bad, to be honest. Just hand me several packs of Skittles and make me sit in Home Depot for an hour.

Here...just hold this explosive device that is obviously illegal....

Originally posted by Korri
Does that mean i get the best tacos and i get to eat the ice-cream vendor?

I highly doubt he'd have you....

Originally posted by Disco Moose
I highly doubt he'd have you....

Oh yeah? whys that?

Originally posted by Korri
Is there a special area for people like me who are a little mentally derranged?

I'm afraid you'll have to ask for Moose's permission before going into his dressing room

Originally posted by Disco Moose
I heard that. I really did. I just choose not to respond on the grounds that you're too stupid to understand it.

You mean like the IRS are "too stupid" to understand why you ate the bills when you had the munchies?

~wickeman~

Originally posted by Disco Moose
Meh...love leads to committment, committment leads to marriage...marriage leads to Moosey driving his ex wife out to the Nevada desert at 3 am for a little talk....I probably shouldn't have told you that last part...

You'll be bigger than Paris Hilton baby...you're going "Jessica Simpson" style...

Yes...make yourself comfortable....OOPS...*subtle spilling of my drink on your shirt* We've GOT to get you out of those wet clothes....

Really darlin....since his dads, Neil and Bob, broke up, Vlad has had.....issues....

But...But...I lo-...I won't say it but we need to talk about it soon, seeing as we need to start planning when little Moosey Jnr. is coming

Wow...Jessie?! I aspire to be her! cry

Please, it's making me all wet...

Oh...That's so sad

Originally posted by Korri
Oh yeah? whys that?

Because you'd start to eat him, and then, POOF, you'd just ignore him....

Originally posted by *Georgina_A*
But...But...I lo-...I won't say it but we need to talk about it soon, seeing as we need to start planning when little Moosey Jnr. is coming

Wow...Jessie?! I aspire to be her! cry

Please, it's making me all wet...

Oh...That's so sad

Holy crap It looks like my co-host is soon going to be a guest on our special edition of "Why you killed the girl you just wanted to bang when she mentioned your oncoming offspring"

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Wickerman
Holy crap It looks like my co-host is soon going to be a guest on our special edition of "Why you killed the girl you just wanted to bang when she mentioned your oncoming offspring"

~wickerman~
It'd be weird advertising a show with a name like that.

Originally posted by Wickerman
Holy crap It looks like my co-host is soon going to be a guest on our special edition of "Why you killed the girl you just wanted to bang when she mentioned your oncoming offspring"

~wickerman~

Say what now

Tehe...As big as Jessie

Originally posted by DarkCanadian
It'd be weird advertising a show with a name like that.

Uh..HELLOOOOOOOOOO......it is a "special edition" duuuuuhhhhh

~wickerman~

Originally posted by *Georgina_A*
Say what now

Tehe...As big as Jessie

Ain't teenybopperism just grand?

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Disco Moose
Because you'd start to eat him, and then, POOF, you'd just ignore him....

Possibly, if i felt it was for his own good because i was previouisly in a shitty mood and didnt want to take that out on him after he did something really nice for me but the timing was really bad

Originally posted by Disco Moose
pfft....you're fired!

*Into bull horn*

Bring out the next bimbo with a nice set of cans!
Bimbo?!
I'll have you know I have an Intelligence Quotient of 126.

*storms out*

Originally posted by *Georgina_A*
But...But...I lo-...I won't say it but we need to talk about it soon, seeing as we need to start planning when little Moosey Jnr. is coming

Wow...Jessie?! I aspire to be her! cry

Please, it's making me all wet...

Oh...That's so sad

I have to go for lunch now...but when I come back, we'll discuss things...

Originally posted by Wickerman
Ain't teenybopperism just grand?

~wickerman~

What's that?

Jessica Simpson is hardcore rock

Originally posted by Disco Moose
I have to go for lunch now...but when I come back, we'll discuss things...

Okay...Lover eyes

And hurry, we have to discuss the future of Moosey Jnr.

Originally posted by Disco Moose
I have to go for lunch now...but when I come back, we'll discuss things...

SO Georgina.....tell me......have you ever dreamt of being tied up and thrown into the ocean with a pair of nice comfy cement shoes?

i suggest running

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Wickerman
SO Georgina.....tell me......have you ever dreamt of being tied up and thrown into the ocean with a pair of nice comfy cement shoes?

i suggest running

~wickerman~

Ehh...Maybe once or tw-...Wait a minute...Who've you been talking to? disgust

Originally posted by *Georgina_A*
Ehh...Maybe once or tw-...Wait a minute...Who've you been talking to? disgust

Hoooookay...... lookaround we're just gonna take a short intermission so that i can go poiso....i mean drug......crap.....i mean.....CHECK.....Scott's food

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Wickerman
Hoooookay...... lookaround we're just gonna take a short intermission so that i can go poiso....i mean drug......crap.....i mean.....CHECK.....Scott's food

~wickerman~

*Claps wildly*

Say what now

Originally posted by Wickerman
SO Georgina.....tell me......have you ever dreamt of being tied up and thrown into the ocean with a pair of nice comfy cement shoes?

i suggest running

~wickerman~ kinky http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/icons/v2/icon5.gif

s'fookin Ronneh icon5

s'fookin Korri icon5 Mah bizznich what be up

s'like fookin Friday innit icon5

icon5 Holla yeaha. I hate fridays.. cause the weekend istommorow and i dont get to be on ze internet on ze weekends

He look Gay Man Personals are advertized on this threadicon5

Like yeah weekends suck when you have shite friends icon5

zOMG so is Cross Dressing icon5

I'm going to spend my weekend with my true friends Rupert and Jeremiah and Maynard...Ah I lover my Teddies and Bunnies droolio

Yeaah ok droolio

I have no friends cry theyre all 1n73rn37

Its getting that way for me too .

We are such geeks


OMG how sexii.. ima gonna go partay with my cyberbot

Yup, El Looserz.

But were cool looserz, because we have good music taste and hot bodies icon5

I do not have a hot body shock

Yes you do!

Noeh, tis not true

Fine then, i have a hot body and you have a body sneaky2

Yeah so true

What'd I miss?

Shut up or i will eat you

Originally posted by Korri
Shut up or i will eat you
Yes ma'am.

OK no morec smilie posting

.

David! Fellow geekman! How beath you?

Dont reply to Ronny's post

shrug

What did i say about smilie posting

HEY Hes gonna reply to my post because i said hesa gonna! Dont make me fart in your mouth

But i like being all domineering, it makesh meh horneh

(Being between two sides really sucks.)

smilie posting?



daisy

Its ok Cloveh you can because your a girl

*sigh*

Dont Sigh, you know what...dont even breathe

Ah. Okay.

Originally posted by Korri
But i like being all domineering, it makesh meh horneh Anything that makes you horny then dear *hands whip*

Originally posted by Korri
Its ok Cloveh you can because your a girl thank you hug

cleaner

Speaking lets in oxygen

Originally posted by Korri
Speaking lets in oxygen
Naw, it expels it.

Originally posted by Ronny
Anything that makes you horny then dear *hands whip*

Oh Danke Sweetie flirt1whip2

Originally posted by Clovie
thank you hug

cleaner

Cleaner!

Originally posted by DarkCanadian
Naw, it expels it.

dont get smart with me

i know

cleaner

Cleaners rawk droolio

I wanna fart in someones mouth

Fart in David's mouth

You do that, Neera, and I'll bite really hard.

Oops, smilie. Do it to Korri.

Okay, David com'ere

eyeballs

Originally posted by DarkCanadian
You do that, Neera, and I'll bite really hard.

Oops, smilie. Do it to Korri.

She wouldnt do that to me because i am her biznitch friend

okay *farts*

No fair. schmoll

Its very fair

Originally posted by Korri
Cleaners rawk droolio i know

one of the bestest smilies here

*holds breath and bites very hard*

Originally posted by Clovie
i know

one of the bestest smilies here

along with korricle

korricle

Originally posted by Korri
She wouldnt do that to me because i am her biznitch friend Damn right

Dont post me