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I make this thread in honour of the man that gave us"Pretty Fly For A Rabbi", "Bohemian Polka" and even "I Can't Watch This"

Live long and prosper Weird Al!

puke

He's hilarious

what is this thread about ?

Is he still around? UHF was hilarious!

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Is he still around? UHF was hilarious!

Yup and he is going to be releasing a new album soon

Originally posted by xLiNdS x 622x
puke Originally posted by nikki101


You stupid people

I'm glad he's still doing it. He cracks me up.

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
I'm glad he's still doing it. He cracks me up.

Making spoof polka songs 'til the end....gotta love him

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00000I01H.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

This album cover itself is pure genius... Take that Nirvana

Amen. Weird Al Yankovic is a man of brilliance.

Amish Paradise!

right on droolio amish paradise owns

"Just Eat It" + "Like a surgeon" + "Which Backstreet Boy is Gay" = droolio

the guy kicks ass

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Wickerman
"Just Eat It" + "Like a surgeon" + "Which Backstreet Boy is Gay" = droolio

the guy kicks ass

~wickerman~

Testify!

I like some songs, but others are just stupid.

Originally posted by Burner
I like some songs, but others are just stupid.


They are all stupid.... thats the point..

You Don't Love Me Anymore

We've been together for so very long
But now things are changing, oh I wonder what's wrong?
Seems you don't want me around
The passion is gone and the flame's died down

I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem
That time that you made it with the whole hockey team
You used to think I was nice
Now you tell all your friends that I'm the Antichrist

Oh, why did you disconnect the breaks on my car?
That kind of thing is hard to ignore
Got a funny feeling you don't love me anymore

I knew that we were having problems when
You put those piranhas in my bathtub again
You're still the light of my life
Oh darling, I'm beggin', won't you put down that knife?

You know, I even think it's kinda cute the way
You poison my coffee just a little each day
I still remember the way that you laughed
When you pushed me down that elevator shaft

Oh, if you don't mind me asking, what's this poisonous cobra
Doing in my underwear drawer?
Sometime I get to thinking you don't love me any more

You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill
Now my scars are all healing, but my heart never will
You set my house on fire
You pulled out my chest hairs with an old pair of pliers

Oh, you think that I'm ugly and you say that I'm cheap
You shaved off my eyebrows while I was asleep
You drilled a hole in my head
Then you dumped me in a drainage ditch and left me for dead

Oh, you know this really isn't like you at all
You never acted this way before
Honey, something tells me you don't love me any more, oh no no
Got a funny feeling you don't love me anymore

Originally posted by Wickerman
ps: TFP, i didn't know that one

How about this one?

http://tinypic.com/98x5d5

Barney's On Fire Lyrics

Happened one day in the studio
dancing around in a dosey-doe
the purple monstrosity was waving his arms
and we were falling victims of his evil charms

he brushed against the candle and he started to smoke
and now we're all laughing at the dinosaur joke

oh boy!
Barneys on fire
its what we've always desired
we'll watch the flames get higher
just dont try to put him out

(in background chants of 'kill him, kill him')

purple fur was flying; ashes everywhere
and all of the kids just continued to stare
the guy inside the suit, he started to yell
we probably should've helped him but what the hell?

he threw himself violently against the wall
he fell to his knees and tried to crawl
away

oh boy!
Barneys on fire
this is our secret desire
we'll help the flames burn brighter
but dont you try to put him out

(break it down with me, come on!)

oh boy!
barneys on fire!!!
this is what we've always desired
wont you help us fan the flames higher?
but you better not try to put him out

barneys no longer ignited
we're feeling somewhat slighted
he's laying in a heap on the floor
we poked him with a stick cause we had to be sure
he was dead!

My favorite 'Weird Al' song

Why Does This Always Happen To Me?


I was watching my TV one night when they broke in with a special report
About some devastating earthquake in Peru
There were thirty thousand crushed to death, even more were buried alive
On the Richter scale it measured 8.2
And I said, "God, please answer me one question...
Why'd they have to interrupt The Simpsons just for this?"
What a drag, 'cause I was taping it and everything
And now I'll have to wait for the rerun to see the part of the show I missed

Why does this always happen...
Why does this always happen to me?
Why does this always happen...
Why does this always happen to me?

I was driving down the highway when all the traffic slowed to a crawl
There was a 12-car pile-up, everybody dead
And I saw brains and guts and vital organs splattered everywhere
As well as my friend Robert's disembodied head
And I thought - Poor Rob, I just had lunch with him
Hey, wait a minute, he still owes me money - what a jerk
Well, there's five bucks that I'm never gonna see again
Plus now, on top of everything else, it looks like I'm gonna be late to work

Oh, Why does this always happen...
Why does this always happen to me?
Why does this always happen...
Why does this always happen to me?

Oh, the other day my boss said we were running low on toner
And he told me I should buy another case
Well, I told him I was busy, but he still just kept on asking
So I turned around and stabbed him in the face
Oh, and wouldn't you know it? My knife got stuck
I guess that's probably bound to happen now and then
But I'm afraid I may have bent the tip a little
And I know that blade will never ever be quite as sharp again

Oh, tell me, Why does this always happen...
Why does this always happen to me?
Why does this always happen...
Why does this always happen to me?
Why does this always happen to me?
Why does this always happen to me?

Classic, hysterical

Weird al is one of my faves... Damn I feel stupid....

Cut my life into pieces
This is my last resort
Suffocation, no breathing
Don't give a %$@& if I cut my arm bleeding
This is my last resort

'Cause I'm losing my sight, losing my mind
Wish somebody would tell me I'm fine
Losing my sight, losing my mind
Wish somebody would tell me I'm fine
Nothing's all right, nothing is fine
I'm running and a-crying

Wake up (Wake up)
Grab a brush and put a little make-up
Hide the scars to fade away the shakeup
(Hide the scars to fade away the shakeup)
Why'd you leave the keys upon the table?
Here you go create another fable

You wanted to
Grab a brush and put a little makeup
You wanted to
Hide the scars to fade away the shakeup

You wanted to
Why'd you leave the keys upon the table?
You wanted to

I don't think you trust
In my self-righteous suicide
I cry when angels deserve to die, die, die
D-d-die die die die die
Hey

I'm gonna get free
I'm gonna get free
I'm gonna get free
Ride into the sun

She never loved me
She never loved me
She never loved me
Why should anyone?

(Come here, come here, come here)
I'll take your photo for ya
(Come here, come here, come here)
Drive you around the corner

(Come here, come here, come here)
You know you really oughta
(Come here, come here, come here)
Move out to California

Do what I want 'cause I can
If I don't because I wanna
Be ignored by the stiff and the bored
Because I'm gonna

Hate to say I told you so, all right
Do believe I told you so
Now it's all out and you knew
'Cause I wanted to

Fell in love with a girl
I fell in love at once and almost completely
She's in love with the world
But sometimes these feelings can be so misleading

Can't think of anything to do
Yeah, my left brain knows that all love is fleeting
She's just looking for something new
Yeah, I said it once before but it bears repeating, now

Last night, she said
"Oh baby, don't you feel so down
When you turn me off
When I feel left out"

So I (what'd you do?)
Well, I turned around (right around)
"Oh, baby, gonna be alright"
It was a great big lie (big old lie)

'Cause I left that night
Yeah

Ooh ah ah ah ah
Ooh ah ah ah ah

Get up
Come on get down with the sickness
Get up
Come on get down with the sickness

Get up
Come on get down with the sickness
Open up your hate and let it flow into me

Get up
Come on get down with the sickness
You mother get up
Come on get down with the sickness

Get up
Come on get down with the sickness
Madness is the gift that has been given to me

We're the renegades of funk
We're the renegades of funk
We're the renegades of funk
We're the renegades of funk

This time I'm 'a let it all come out
This time I'm 'a stand up and shout
I'm a do things my way
It's my way
My way or the highway

This time I'm a let it all come out
This time I'm a stand up and shout
I'm a do things my way
It's my way


Or the highway

But I'm on the outside
I'm looking in
I can see through you
See your true colors

'Cause inside you're ugly
Ugly like me
I can see through you
See to the real you

Bawitdaba da bang da dang diggy diggy
Diggy said the boogie said up jump the boogie
Bawitdaba da bang da dang diggy diggy
Diggy said the boogie said up jump the boogie

We are, we are
The youth of the nation
We are, we are
The youth of the nation

We are, we are
The youth of the nation
We are the youth of the nation Hey

I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up
Please stand up

I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please
Please, please stand up

Slim Shady won't you please stand up?
(Stand up Shady)(Stand up)
(Stand up Shady)(Stand up)
(Stand up Shady)
Shady, won't you please stand up?
Hey

Just found out he did Secret Agent Man... groovy baby!
http://hollywoodcostumesandparty.com/austinpowers/austin3b.jpg

Originally posted by TheFilmProphet
How about this one?

http://tinypic.com/98x5d5

Barney's On Fire Lyrics

Happened one day in the studio
dancing around in a dosey-doe
the purple monstrosity was waving his arms
and we were falling victims of his evil charms

he brushed against the candle and he started to smoke
and now we're all laughing at the dinosaur joke

oh boy!
Barneys on fire
its what we've always desired
we'll watch the flames get higher
just dont try to put him out

(in background chants of 'kill him, kill him')

purple fur was flying; ashes everywhere
and all of the kids just continued to stare
the guy inside the suit, he started to yell
we probably should've helped him but what the hell?

he threw himself violently against the wall
he fell to his knees and tried to crawl
away

oh boy!
Barneys on fire
this is our secret desire
we'll help the flames burn brighter
but dont you try to put him out

(break it down with me, come on!)

oh boy!
barneys on fire!!!
this is what we've always desired
wont you help us fan the flames higher?
but you better not try to put him out

barneys no longer ignited
we're feeling somewhat slighted
he's laying in a heap on the floor
we poked him with a stick cause we had to be sure
he was dead!

That one's just too feckin awesome

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Is he still around? UHF was hilarious! i love that movie

Originally posted by dave123
Just found out he did Secret Agent Man... groovy baby!
http://hollywoodcostumesandparty.com/austinpowers/austin3b.jpg

Spence, you're shagadellic droolio

~wickerman~

BuMp

wow. im home. i have,...i believe 8 albums, cant remember exactly

wow, Wierd Al is a retard. i used to like him in like the seventh grade. now he is just dumb.....
he deserves no more discussion

Originally posted by Kumar
wow, Wierd Al is a retard. i used to like him in like the seventh grade. now he is just dumb.....
he deserves no more discussion

let me say this to you at youre own level of understaning......youre a poopy!!!

When is the new album released?! I gotta get it.

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
When is the new album released?! I gotta get it.

no clue

Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
no clue

You're no help

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
You're no help

I don't know... according to a site... January 2005.... Crazy assed mo' fo's

Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
anyone else memorize Albequrque?

The first 5 minutes.

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
The first 5 minutes.

weak.

I have a short attention span.

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
I have a short attention span.

so do i but that didnt stop m-.......................