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The following describes your character:

CHEST:
You are a practical person, straightforward and do not beat around the
bush. To you, convenience is of paramount importance. You hate to be
distracted when concentrating and are impatient with people who do not see things your way. You are a good sex partner and willing to try new things. Your best partner in life will be those who chose HAIR.

FACE:
Money is important to you and you will do anything to get it. Integrity
and dignity is not important. You feel that friends are there to be used and
life is one big hassle. Other people find it hard to understand you but
you are not concerned as to what they think. Very self-centered person.
Below average sex partner as too selfish and tend to be absorbed in
self-pleasure at the expense of your partner. Your best partner in life
will be those who chose PRIVATES and OTHERS.

ARMPITS:
You are a dependable and hard working person. Generally a very popular
person as you are very down to earth and willing to help others. Tend to
get yourself into trouble as you cannot tell whether people are genuine
towards you. Trusting type. You make very poor sex partners, as you are
the working type with average talent. Do not always consider your partner's
needs. Your best partner in life will be those who chose SHOULDERS.

HAIR:
Artistic, creative, caring type. Positive thinker. Daydreaming is your
hobby but you can achieve what most other people cannot! You will work
tirelessly towards goals that are to your liking. You are able to see
and understand things others don't. Money, material possessions are not
important. Friends and family are important. You make the best sex partners. You are most willing to explore. Especially warm and sensual lovers. You love to please your partner. You value intimate moments with those you love. Talent, intelligence, loyalty, kindness, intuition are your main strengths.
Your best partners in life will be those who chose CHEST and PRIVATES.

PRIVATES:
Shy type. You lack self-confidence and tend to be misunderstood by
others. Find it difficult to share yourself with others. You do not have many
friends as others sometime find you boring and unresponsive. Perseverance is not your strength and you tend to give up easily and at the first opportunity.
However, you make an above average sex partner. You are able to show your true emotions to very few people.! But, in sex, you find your inner
strengths. And you find sex a safe avenue to share your true feelings. Your best partner in life will be those who chose FACE and HAIR.

SHOULDERS:
A born loser. You fail in almost everything that you do. People dislike you
and you tend to spend your time alone. Your type has been known to be
heavy gamblers and drinkers. You see the world as a living hell. Money
and power are also important to you, but your luck will always fail you. You
make a lousy sex partner. You will find it difficult to find a partner in
life. Those who chose ARMPITS are your only chance.

OTHERS:
You are a very average person. Undoubtedly, you have your inner
strengths but people find it hard to see. You must learn to be a little bit more
adventurous and sell your potential. Deep down, you are a very likable
person with very few faults. However, the key will be to make your
strengths stand out and not just hide your weaknesses. You are an average sex partner.You have great fantasies about different techniques but unfortunately are not brave enough to try them out. Your best partners in life will be those who chose FACE

hair...doesn't everyone?

that doesn't fit me!
although... I hope one point of it is true...

Apparently not...I asked some people at work and alot of them didn't.

or they lied...

What about those people who take baths ?

they are ignorant

you still have to wash something first.

Well I said hair cause I start at the top and work down.

Well I usually wash my hair first unless I'm not washing my hair then I start with my tummy. Dunno why. It's just a nice central place to put all my soap and work outwards from I guess!

well I take the private parts for last for obvious reasons. ....and ..

I wash my chest first, then work my way down, then go back and wash my hair for which I also use some of the suds to wash other hairy parts of my body , then I rinse, apply conditioner and rinse!

Oh great! Now your all going to be fantasizing about me in the shower!

Do you use conditioner on ALL the hairy parts ?

I wash me hair first. I thought that eveyone did.

If I plan to display them later in the evening, yes!

Are you a flasher then Tex?

I have to scrub the oil outta my hands first because they are filthy, after that I start with my hair and work my way down. Methodical if nothing else.

I'm like Gundark aswell - work from the top down

Raz must be peeking in my shower.

Raz is a perv???

Cool he's truly one of us.

why are you both from the Belgian branch

Vikings never wash them selfs!

that's why you smell so much!

and I thought it was Tex or To!

must be those woodboys, the semi swedes

I heard that European people dont wash everyday!

no, that are the French

they are actually European and a EU member no wonder

I could understand not washing everyday in real cold countries, but France is relatively warm, they should wash their asses everyday!

the rest of their garlic stinking bodys too and what do you mean by cold countries. Do you belive they do it outdoors

France stiks

No, I hate taking showers when it's real cold, cause when it's time to get out, it's freezing! I have one of those heat lights in my bathroom, and I still get cold!

that's just great! those cold ones!
you get in in one time and you stay put for a while

uh...

That's my favourite passtime iin the cold weather. Could stay in that shower for hours. Really annoys the other people on my floor though who are waiting to use the shower!

Tex the wuss. *finti takes a snow bath*

We used to do that when it snowed in our village. My friend has a small swimming pool so we used to go outside and roll around in the snow in our swimsuits until we couldn't take it any more and ran back inside and jumped in the pool to warm up again! Such great fun when you are a kid. Seems kinda weird now!

Not to the Finnish people

I don't know what I wash first. Never really thought about it before. I don't think I have any routine while bathing.

No, I wash my hair first, I guess.

are you sure you even bathe?

oh, that's funny.

it was the plain truth...

Edna, how can you shower? I thought witches can't get wet, or they melt.

that's in the land of Oz, in this world you need wax, iron or plastic

Oh yeah.

Unless you're camping for three days. Then you have to take a PTA bath.

always camp by a lake or river

PTA? What is that? Other than Teacher-Parent Association of course!

You really want to know?

YES!

Well, you can't.

Life sucks.

No just you!

That's not very nice.

No, the truth rarely is!

http://www.theunholytrinity.org/cracks_smileys/contrib/edoom/sad2.gif

PTA is

Pu**y
Ti**y
A**

Use your secret code book Edna.

Women's code book.

Ooh how wude! Thanks Gundy! Knew I could count on you!

Always happy to oblige.

Nice tongue.

Its helpful when you're eating ice cream.

Among other things, yes.

I wash my hair first, but I voted for other because after the hair I always wash my left arm for some reason

The real question should be; How often do you brush your teeth?

Some people have some really nasty breath.

*smells air*
yup, Tex is near

I brush my teeth twice a day.

that's great mah, you DO open your mouth for that?

no, I make sure it's closed each time before I start

well, that's not smart, now is it?
in order to succesfully brush your teeth, you must first open your mouth!

thanks for telling me!

hey, no problemo, I'm here to push you further in the big black hole... I mean help you

the thing about the hair is frighteningle spot on. I daydream all the time. Probably why I'm an underacheiver.

Too much daydreaming can make you walk into trees.

I brush twice a day at least. Sometimes at the office after lunch depending on what I ate. I eat mints all the time. I'm paranoid about bad breath.

Shouldn't there be another Poll started for the teeth brushing count?

Don't encourage them.

Dont' ecourage them to brush their teeth?

what are you French or something

does that mean we can't laugh with France anymore?

never laughed with them, off them though.....

but that's just plain mean!

is kind of the point

but it's too easy

easy is sometimes the best way

Simple is better.

I wash my hair first. Like 5 other people here.

Oooh Major Insult.

I was actually questioning whether Gundy meant not to encourage them the brush their teeth, but that in itself was a rhetorical question cos I knew Gundy meant not to encourage them to open another Poll.

?

duh!!!!!!!!!!!

dont take the piss

It wasnt aimed at you Lara

*stands on table*

I'm not walking in that.

Oh OK, errmm

don't take the piss

Grabs Lance by the neck and sweeps the floor with him, lets see if he is more interesting than a wet pussycat

now I'm sure the results of that would fasinating!

Nothing's more interesting than a wet pussycat....or so I hear.

We've been hearing that one for years....

Let's ask Queeq in the mornin.

How about we don't and say we did?

*curls legs under body on chair*

yoga?

No, Yoda. That's how Yoda sits.

or you sit down, turn around and kick your feet under you like Mace in AOTC,
OR
you sit down, turn around and kick your feet under you like
Mace in AOTC,
OR
you sit down, turn around and kick your feet against your head like Yerssot, just five seconds ago

yersssssssss, are you tied up into a knot?

I don't know
I have to untie me first to see it

some how I dont think your made of rubber, yerss!

He's one of those new-fangled waffle-pretzels.

I'm vewwy vewwy special

specially challenged

by a dark lord of the waffle

whoa!

Dark Lord????? Charcoaled waffle!!!

yummy indeed

mah sounds hungry !

Too hungry..... charcoaled waffle...yugghhh

waffles are waffles, made to eat. some coal wont hurt

Yes it will.

okay. maybe I'll get very very sick and maybe die, but who cares

nobody would ever know

We would eventually, if mah died in here then after a while the smell would become unbearable.

Gee....I'd miss Grover's smiling face.

So it would appear that mah would be missed!

Mah don't eat the waffle!

don't worry, yerss ate them before I could have them!

as usually that greedy belgien dude, must have some Scottish blood in his veins

Ooooo...now you're stepping on KJ's toes.

tap dancing like Fred Astaire

Guess that makes him Ginger Rogers.

At least the ginger part goes for a lot of Scotsmen......and Irish

So then I wonder if KJ eats waffles ? Maybe with his sausages.

they actually sell waffle with sausage some places.

has to be in England

nope, at some football-stadiums in norway they do...was a report on it on the news once. (NOT here)

It would have been really embarrassing if it was in England!!!

When I eat waffles, I eat just waffles. Sometimes with syrup, but usually with butter and powdered sugar.

Wanna pass me one of those with Butter, please!!!

ok Fosshaugane

Well of course.

*sets out massive breakfast table*

Screw work.

Thanks!

*goes to take a bite*

Hey wait this has charcoal on it!!!

no

think it was start or something. anyway; sounds interesting

That was for yerssot, silly.

Oh, OK I'll take the one with Butter on it then - thanks.