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If so... what sites do you think he looks at?

He has to have something to do with forwarded emails.

I keep getting these emails forwarded to me telling me that God said to send this 7 friends or something like that.

60% of all website visits are sexual in nature. The #1 search term is "sex".
If we go by statistics...

porn

God probably regards the Internet as bad and good, it just depends how the person uses it.

true.

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Of course she does. Im here aren't I?

Hardy har har....

thats a dumb ass question

and that is a dumb ass answer

God doesn't have to use the internet.

god doesn't use the internet, all his time and attention is dedicated to us.

God can do what it wants..................................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And we can tooooooooo....because we can create what ever we desire.

We are part of what god is....other wise what is the life sustaining force in us............????...We are created in gods image..aren't we???



My personal Moon.........

Gotta lay off the head phones.music

but god chooses to love us

thats why he created us

Who said that?

sry nvrmind

YES, GOD IS USING THE INTERNET RIGHT NOW!!!!!

Did I fool any one?

no cause I do use the internet

If god went on the internet all i know is that he wouldn't look at porn sites or sex sites. He'd go to any others that aren't bad.

Originally posted by Chibi Boy
If god went on the internet all i know is that he wouldn't look at porn sites or sex sites. He'd go to any others that aren't bad.

But God created sex.

But he didn't make sex to be placed for everyone to see.

I use the Internet too.....and yup god created sex...

Originally posted by Chibi Boy
But he didn't make sex to be placed for everyone to see.

Then why was Adam and Eve created naked.

Only 2 people.

Originally posted by Chibi Boy
Only 2 people.

What kind of sex web sites do you go too?

Last I heard it only takes two.

I do not go to sex websites

kind of a turn to a pristine attitude from a god that allowed incest

Originally posted by finti
kind of a turn to a pristine attitude from a god that allowed incest
1. Well, i wonder how you'd start the human race with 2 and not allow incest.

2. He didn't allow incest, it WAS allowed. Or they could have breeded with angels.

Yep incest....Lot and his daughter, and Tamar with her father-in-law too..

starting to see how ridicouluse this looks so it wasnt your god who set the rules then?

Originally posted by finti
starting to see how ridicouluse this looks so it wasnt your god who set the rules then?

1. OOO-K, you are making no sense.

2. confused Beginning to see how rediculous this looks, Yes, god makes the rules, but he didn't make the rule then, so it wasn't 'OK' it wasn't even a rule.

thats just because it is above your head

oh really so the forbidden fruit wasnt a rule

Originally posted by finti
thats just because it is above your head

oh really so the forbidden fruit wasnt a rule

I think you are losing the point, i never said that the forbidden fruit wasn't a rule, i never even said anything that even depicted that. confused

God never said that incest was wrong so it wasn't. confused

point is that rules aint just about what aint allowed, if your god allowed it would still be a rule

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Originally posted by finti
point is that rules aint just about what aint allowed, if your god allowed it would still be a rule



The only rule god made then was not to eat from the tree.

Originally posted by Chibi Boy
The only rule god made then was not to eat from the tree.

Many churches say that this was an allegory about sex...

only thing god said was forbidden yet I dont think killing someone was an allowed factor, still everything else is a part of the rules set

They wouldn't have killed anyone because it wasn't in them to do so.

according to whom

True...that isn't in scripture.

It's interesting when talking about the fruit of the tree or apple, because that story is not only mentioned in the Bible..Eve's fruit of knowledge for immortality or loss of...apples of eternal life...Celts called the western Paradise Avalon..."Apple-land, a country ruled by Morgan, queen of the dead..The Irish kings received the Goddess's magic apples of immortality..Scandinavians thought apples essential to resurrection and placed vessels of them in graves. Greeks said Hera kept the magic apple garden in the west where the Tree of Life was guarded by her sacred serpent.

It could be that The Eve, Adam, and serpent and the tree was deliberately misinterpreted from the icons...like some other ancient beliefs......the Hellenes believed a triple Goddess giving Paris an apple, Romans apple mother was named Pomona, she symbolized all fruition.

Originally posted by debbiejo
True...that isn't in scripture.

It's interesting when talking about the fruit of the tree or apple, because that story is not only mentioned in the Bible..Eve's fruit of knowledge for immortality or loss of...apples of eternal life...Celts called the western Paradise Avalon..."Apple-land, a country ruled by Morgan, queen of the dead..The Irish kings received the Goddess's magic apples of immortality..Scandinavians thought apples essential to resurrection and placed vessels of them in graves. Greeks said Hera kept the magic apple garden in the west where the Tree of Life was guarded by her sacred serpent.

It could be that The Eve, Adam, and serpent and the tree was deliberately misinterpreted from the icons...like some other ancient beliefs......the Hellenes believed a triple Goddess giving Paris an apple, Romans apple mother was named Pomona, she symbolized all fruition.

The story in very old, it tells about when humans went from hunter-gatherer people to agriculture. This is when humans left the garden.

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
What kind of sex web sites do you go too?

Last I heard it only takes two.

Originally posted by debbiejo
True...that isn't in scripture.

It's interesting when talking about the fruit of the tree or apple, because that story is not only mentioned in the Bible..Eve's fruit of knowledge for immortality or loss of...apples of eternal life...Celts called the western Paradise Avalon..."Apple-land, a country ruled by Morgan, queen of the dead..The Irish kings received the Goddess's magic apples of immortality..Scandinavians thought apples essential to resurrection and placed vessels of them in graves. Greeks said Hera kept the magic apple garden in the west where the Tree of Life was guarded by her sacred serpent.

It could be that The Eve, Adam, and serpent and the tree was deliberately misinterpreted from the icons...like some other ancient beliefs......the Hellenes believed a triple Goddess giving Paris an apple, Romans apple mother was named Pomona, she symbolized all fruition.

Yeah... apples is also related to Afrodite too, but I heard that there is nothing about apples in the bible(maybe the one in hebrew) is just something like the fruit of the tree of knowledge.

True...It only says fruit...yup.

He can't have seen every web site though... No one has a modem that good

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
GOD IS THE INTERNET!!!

Oh yeah, the internet is part of God.

So are we kind of like touching and looking at him? fear

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
That was a good thought until the word "him" not that there's anything wrong with that.

Him/Her.. w/e

God should be arrested then.... (s)he has a lot of illegal material on his person.

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
Who's going to arrest him/her/it?

Hay! I've got a new name for God, Himherit.

Just because Himherit's an almighty being, doesn't mean they are exempt from the law...

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
Yeah, but enforcement is a big problem.

Himherit, you have the right to remain silent, Zapppp...



We're so going to hell.

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
You go ahead, I've been there, done that. I'm a Buddhist.

Damn.... I'm so going to hell....



Sorry Himherit.... Shit I mean sorry God

You mean we're all touching IT????? Right now....Hmmmmmmmm

I get no reaction out of this one.....It must be dead!

Originally posted by debbiejo
You mean we're all touching IT????? Right now....Hmmmmmmmm

I get no reaction out of this one.....It must be dead!

So children touch Himherit too... Oh he's so going to hell

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Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches."
Jim Carrey