Would you punch a baby really hard in the face for $1 Billion?
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StaT1c
Random question.
I wouldn't =[
Deano
billion is a lot of money...
but nah i woudnt...actually i dunno...nah i woudny
Syren
Ridiculous thread
GreenFist
Grandma's do it all the time
Fire
depends on what qualifies as really hard, but I doubt I could
CherryPop
Noway! I could never hurt a baby
dave123
No hesitation
GreenFist
Well a male baby they cut the skin of the growing when you are a baby
Trickster
I'd punch a dead baby for 1 billion...
Is that worse, or better?
Morning_Glory
Originally posted by StaT1c
Random question.
I wouldn't =
can you just fake punch them in the face ?
GreenFist
worse R.I.P it cant rest in peace if you punched it
GreenFist
Have you heard R.I.P{Rest In Peace}
Morning_Glory
yea..............
GreenFist
to r.i.p is to rest without getting punched
Trickster
So punching a dead baby isn't letting them rest?
They're not going to wake up...
GreenFist
LOL OKAY BUT WHERE WOULD YOU FIND ONE
koolruningz
Im guessing those who said yes dont have kids or if they do they're pretty f*cked up.
amity75
I punch like a one armed nun so yep, no hesitation.
Kharhmah
Originally posted by GreenFist
LOL OKAY BUT WHERE WOULD YOU FIND ONE
In my back garden.
Trickster
Uhoh.
Luckily, I work in a morgue, and I've been practising, so that when somebody offers, I can punch the dead baby just right...
GreenFist
Originally posted by koolruningz
Im guessing those who said yes dont have kids or if they do they're pretty f*cked up.
What about Grandma's they pinch babys cheek
justjakk
what did the baby say about my mother? if it was bad enough, i would concider......................................
pinching its little baby face....
babies are cute
s|m
Probably not
Masrix
A billion dollars, punh a baby in the face? Bring me the baby
Too much money to pass up sorry
dave123
I'd even shout out
HADOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKEN!
as I did it
Masrix
Originally posted by dave123
I'd even shout out
HADOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKEN!
as I did it
Super!
whirlysplat
Very unpleasant thread
koolruningz
Originally posted by GreenFist
What about Grandma's they pinch babys cheek
Not quite the same as punching a baby really hard in the face, but annoying never the less.
Personally, money isn't THAT important to me.
Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by StaT1c
Random question.
I wouldn't =
only if it was a really ugly baby.
GreenFist
Originally posted by koolruningz
Not quite the same as punching a baby really hard in the face, but annoying never the less.
Personally, money isn't THAT important to me.
Oh No im not talking about puching i would never do that i was talking about pinching
koolruningz
Originally posted by whirlysplat
Very unpleasant thread
No shit man.
Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by dave123
I'd even shout out
HADOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKEN!
as I did it
what about ..
Kahmay-ah-may-haaa?.....
justjakk
i think she got ye there spence
koolruningz
Originally posted by GreenFist
Oh No im not talking about puching i would never do that i was talking about pinching
Understood.
justjakk
yeah, it is very easy to mistake "i" for "u" hahahaha.
just picking at you dude.
dave123
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
what about ..
Kahmay-ah-may-haaa?.....
For a billion, it makes no odds what I shout
koolruningz
Originally posted by justjakk
yeah, it is very easy to mistake "i" for "u" hahahaha.
just picking at you dude.
Go back and read the posts and you'll understand what i meant.
Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by dave123
For a billion, it makes no odds what I shout
what baout
''Adukan''?
i think the sound effect matters..
or a good ole .
.'Tiger uppercut''?.
justjakk
Originally posted by koolruningz
Go back and read the posts and you'll understand what i meant.
nah, you get me wrong dude. i was joking at you.
Uneeklyconfused
''Sub-zero ice punch''??
Fionnuala
Child abuse isn't one of my favourite pastimes so I might have to pass on that one..
also...who on earth would have it in them to punch a baby...they're so defenceless, it's against every natural instinct
Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by dave123
GET OVER HERE!
i was going to use that glare....
dave123
Sub-Z made me think of Mortal Kombat...
§P0oONY
Originally posted by StaT1c
Random question.
I wouldn't =
Hell yeah.... thats a **** load of money
POST NUMBER SEVEN THOUSAND!
koolruningz
Originally posted by justjakk
nah, you get me wrong dude. i was joking at you.
I know, never mind.
Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by dave123
Sub-Z made me think of Mortal Kombat...
me too .
...
Batman classic
POW
dave123
I was thinking "Kapow" from Batman, too
Great minds....
DarkCrawler
1 Billion?
Damn yes! I would give one million to the family of baby.
justjakk
nyah nyah....wise guy huh?
§P0oONY
My really hard... wouldn't even hurt the baby... so free money!
Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by dave123
I was thinking "Kapow" from Batman, too
Great minds....
BLAM
dave123
Or you know that baseball tune? Where the tune keeps getting faster and faster...
dun dun dun dun, dun dun dun dun.... I can't really do it online, sorry
justjakk
yanno that was a gret idea about giving money to the family...but what if it didnt have a family? could you adopt the baby aftwards and give the million to yourself?
Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by dave123
Or you know that baseball tune? Where the tune keeps getting faster and faster...
dun dun dun dun, dun dun dun dun.... I can't really do it online, sorry
that was cute
...but wasnt it from Jaws???
''Arrrrrghhhhh''
dave123
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
that was cute
...but wasnt it from Jaws???
''Arrrrrghhhhh'' No, they're different.... but Jaws is a good one, too
Royal Knight
Originally posted by dave123
No hesitation
I knew it
§P0oONY
Doesn't the baseball song end with a... duh duh duh duh duh daa
...
justjakk
nah, hes talking about when they are doing the cheer. duh duh duh duh duh Duh Duh Duh Duh duhduhduhduhduhduuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh PLAY BALL!!!
Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by dave123
No, they're different.... but Jaws is a good one, too
are they>?
''lets go out to the ball game....''
''this is gunna hurt you more then me''??
''ill make sure you dont drink my milk again!!''
dave123
Originally posted by Royal Knight
I knew it
Then just give the baby a few million to get plastic surgery to sort out any damage, plus a few to keep him happy for the rest of his life
If I were a baby, I'd expect the same...
dave123
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
are they>?
''lets go out to the ball game....''
''this is gunna hurt you more then me''??
''ill make sure you dont drink my milk again!!''
Sure love, if you want it to be
justjakk
Originally posted by dave123
Sure love, if you want it to be
if i were a baby, id bite you.......errr teeth you.
dave123
Originally posted by justjakk
if i were a baby, id bite you.......errr teeth you. If you were a baby, I'd give out that punch for free
justjakk
Originally posted by dave123
If you were a baby, I'd give out that punch for free
you're such a sweetie spence
Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by justjakk
if i were a baby, id bite you.......errr teeth you.
dont you mean
''id Gum you''?
Originally posted by dave123
Sure love, if you want it to be
lookaround..
ok .
justjakk
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
dont you mean
''id Gum you''?
lookaround..
ok .
no no i meant teeth....its more annoying.
dave123
Originally posted by justjakk
you're such a sweetie spence flirt I do have that natural "thing", don't I?
koolruningz
Originally posted by justjakk
yanno that was a gret idea about giving money to the family...but what if it didnt have a family? could you adopt the baby aftwards and give the million to yourself?
If someone punched one of my kids money isn't gonna make me feel any better. Snapping the person's neck might.
Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by justjakk
no no i meant teeth....its more annoying.
ah... ok..
justjakk
it actually happened. when i was a baby, my mom was trying to burp me and i got a little miffed.
i bit her on the shoulder and she had to get two tetnis shots.
you bet she wanted to either punch me or something else...didnt see me for like two weeks.
justjakk
Originally posted by dave123
flirt I do have that natural "thing", don't I?
you crasy crasy sexeh thang you.
Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by justjakk
it actually happened. when i was a baby, my mom was trying to burp me and i got a little miffed.
i bit her on the shoulder and she had to get two tetnis shots.
you bet she wanted to either punch me or something else...didnt see me for like two weeks.
you remember that far back
justjakk
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
you remember that far back
no, of course not. but mom sure does.
Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by justjakk
no, of course not. but mom sure does.
....
justjakk
she wont let me forget about it.
justjakk
i bet if she got the chance, she sure would have.
JLred
Depending on who's baby........like if the person is cool....maybe not....but if I hate them with an undying fury then i'll do it twice.......
Originally posted by dave123
No hesitation
Foshizzle.....afro2
dave123
*smacks baby in the face, sends it flying back*
"Flawless Victory"
JLred
Originally posted by dave123
*smacks baby in the face, sends it flying back*
"Flawless Victory"
Foshille again......afro2
dave123
....I think we might need a pool of acid, or a bridge really high up above some spikes.... or anything that I can use for a fatality...
JLred
the baby has to be ugly and fat too.......
dave123
That would make the job easier
But not required if $1bil was involved
JLred
yup but......then id want to punch it more........
dave123
You're not meant to enjoy it
You're just sick
Picking on the young and defenceless like that
JLred
But it'd make it easier because then you would hate it......if it was a good baby from someone good then no but if it was like Mr. Burn's baby then Hell yeah.....
impchimp
Originally posted by StaT1c
Random question.
I wouldn't =
hell no!!!!!i luv babies sooo much!why would anybody want 2 hurt what they were once?
justjakk
Originally posted by impchimp
hell no!!!!!i luv babies sooo much!why would anybody want 2 hurt what they were once?
maybe they were a ugly baby
Fantasy Fury
i would rather loose a billion dollars than punch one
dave123
Originally posted by Fantasy Fury
i would rather loose a billion dollars than punch one How about you pay me all your money so I DON'T hit a baby?
JLred
Yeah thats a good idea......Mr. Burn's baby........eheheheh....wham..
justjakk
what about rosemarys baby?
Hulk Power
Punching a baby is ****ed up. It's sadistic and just wrong. I would never have the heart to punch or do anything evil to a baby. Anyone who does is not right in their mind and shouldn't be allowed to have kids. This thread makes me sick.
impchimp
Originally posted by justjakk
maybe they were a ugly baby
ugly babies can become cute older people!ugly babies r cute 2!
dave123
Originally posted by Hulk Power
Punching a baby is ****ed up. It's sadistic and just wrong. I would never have the heart to punch or do anything evil to a baby. Anyone who does is not right in their mind and shouldn't be allowed to have kids. This thread makes me sick. I feel $1billion can justify my actions
impchimp
Originally posted by Hulk Power
Punching a baby is ****ed up. It's sadistic and just wrong. I would never have the heart to punch or do anything evil to a baby. Anyone who does is not right in their mind and shouldn't be allowed to have kids. This thread makes me sick.
THANK YOU!!!!!I AGREE 100%!
justjakk
Originally posted by impchimp
ugly babies can become cute older people!ugly babies r cute 2!
or very deformed people...ever been to a circus??
Hulk Power
Originally posted by dave123
I feel $1billion can justify my actions
I can't believe you wouldn't feel bad about it and that you would actually do it. How would you be able to live with yourself. How could you be alright with murdering a baby?
impchimp
Originally posted by justjakk
or very deformed people...ever been to a circus??
CLOWNS!!!!!!!
I H8 CLOWNS!!!!THEY SCARE THE LIVING HELL OUT OF ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dave123
Who mentioned murder?
SlipknoT
I'd punch a baby in the face really hard for like $20
justjakk
Originally posted by impchimp
CLOWNS!!!!!!!
I H8 CLOWNS!!!!THEY SCARE THE LIVING HELL OUT OF ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
well then....say that baby was gonna be a clown unless you knocked it senseless..
let it sink in
dave123
Originally posted by SlipknoT
I'd punch a baby in the face really hard for like $20 nono
JLred
Originally posted by dave123
I feel billion can justify my actions
Foshizzle..afro2
Hulk Power
You guys do know that if you punch a baby in the your hardest you would kill it right? It's chances of survival are very low.
impchimp
Originally posted by justjakk
well then....say that baby was gonna be a clown unless you knocked it senseless..
let it sink in
babies cant talk!how would a baby know what it wanted 2 be right out of the womb?
dave123
I doubt much research has been done into this
Someone should get me some babies, and say... $1billion's worth of funding....
JLred
Originally posted by Hulk Power
You guys do know that if you punch a baby in the your hardest you would kill it right? It's chances of survival are very low.
Well if its ugly then its a good thing.......?
justjakk
Originally posted by impchimp
babies cant talk!how would a baby know what it wanted 2 be right out of the womb?
havent you heard of seeing into the future?
and what if the baby talked like boy george from duel masters? it happens in anime alot.
sk8stuff09
if it was crying i would
Hulk Power
Originally posted by JLred
Well if its ugly then its a good thing.......?
You are a very sick person indeed. nono
JLred
Originally posted by Hulk Power
You are a very sick person indeed. nono
I would be helping it by stopping years of laughter...because its ugly....
GreenFist
That's just wrong
justjakk
how many younguns do you know emotionally scarred from mental abuse when someone called them ugly? i guess hes saying this is a way to stop that........hmmmm
Hulk Power
Originally posted by JLred
I would be helping it by stopping years of laughter...because its ugly....
Everyone has the right to live, not matter how ugly, deformed or mentally retarded the person is. That doesn't justify you killing a baby.
impchimp
Originally posted by justjakk
havent you heard of seeing into the future?
and what if the baby talked like boy george from duel masters? it happens in anime alot.
duel masters?that sounds lame!what is it?
Hulk Power
Originally posted by GreenFist
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justjakk
Originally posted by Hulk Power
Everyone has the right to live, not matter how ugly, deformed or mentally retarded the person is. That doesn't justify you killing a baby.
you're being literal about this, arent you
justjakk
Originally posted by impchimp
duel masters?that sounds lame!what is it?
its kinda like yugioh......except there are two girls and a dude with glasses who follow the hero around.
Hulk Power
Originally posted by justjakk
you're being literal about this, arent you
Did you actually think I was kidding?
I don't mess around with these kinds of things.
GreenFist
Originally posted by Hulk Power
Somebody said" How many people do i know feels bad when they are called ugly" or something like that
justjakk
Originally posted by Hulk Power
Did you actually think I was kidding?
I don't mess around with these kinds of things.
this isnt actually something we are being serious about, its a way to get out of the serious world. we are BSing .
of course its wrong to hit a baby......doesnt mean we cant joke about it.
justjakk
and duel masters is actually what yugioh was supposed to be called. but yanno, we cant have two diff shows called the same thing.
impchimp
Originally posted by justjakk
its kinda like yugioh......except there are two girls and a dude with glasses who follow the hero around.
oh.im not in2 anime.
justjakk
Originally posted by impchimp
oh.im not in2 anime.
oh well
GreenFist
CASE CLOSED ROCKS!!!!
justjakk
Originally posted by GreenFist
CASE CLOSED ROCKS!!!!
yeah
koolruningz
Originally posted by JLred
I would be helping it by stopping years of laughter...because its ugly....
You would be in trouble if they decided to do that to stupid people.
§P0oONY
I reckon a baby would punch me for a billion... so I would do the same back...
§P0oONY
****ing aggressive babies...
Ladyluck
that's horrible!
yes
DarkC
Originally posted by Ladyluck
that's horrible!
yes
eek
§P0oONY
What kind of sick f*ck would offer you $1000000000 to punch a baby?
silvertsume
Originally posted by StaT1c
Random question.
I wouldn't = i..i couldnt...
Ladyluck
Originally posted by DarkC
eek
kidding...relax...I would never be able to do that cry
Ladyluck
Originally posted by justjakk
yeah, they should know people like us cant turn that down...
evil money giving freeks.
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