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you have to talk to your girlfriend before you buy this, but if shes cool, a vibrator is THE best present you can ever buy your girlfriend. anyone with a little spare cash and a open relationship, go now!

why would my gf need a vibrator when she has me

that is sick, did you try that on your GF? (i will post on this, if you post on my forums)

i agree... totally gross

yeah. thats not really a good present.

the good present is proof that you didnt sleep with that other girl

lol

If "vibrator" is another word for "condoms", then that's a pretty good idea

I dunno what the best present from my POV is But most my gfs keep asking me for something called a "pre-nuptial agreement" thingy...i have no idea what it is, but sure honey, i'll sign it

~wickerman~

Originally posted by tabby999
you have to talk to your girlfriend before you buy this, but if shes cool, a vibrator is THE best present you can ever buy your girlfriend. anyone with a little spare cash and a open relationship, go now! You've just revealed your sexual inadequacy for all the forum to see..well done sir

Originally posted by dave123
If "vibrator" is another word for "condoms", then that's a pretty good idea
whoa

I do not think you would like it Spencer

Originally posted by Deano
why would my gf need a vibrator when she has me

true, but its always fun to bring another "option" so to speak into the bedroom.

and to all the people who think its "sick" did you know that over 40% of women in Aus own a vibrator? its not like i gave her AIDs as a present

I got 2

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Originally posted by digipus
I got 2

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boinyoinfoing.....

I've got a few, to be honest.

....the wonders of an Xbox controller with a vibrate function droolio

Originally posted by dave123
I've got a few, to be honest.

....the wonders of an Xbox controller with a vibrate function droolio

you cant just rely on one gift (eventhough the vibrator might work for some girls...)

steps:

1. buy her Dolchi Gabanna perfume

http://www.mydesignerperfume.com/img/Dolce_&_Gabbana.jpg

2. take her out to movies

3. dinner at a fancy resturaunt

4. cruise around a little and make her laugh

5. sex (hopefully)

Originally posted by dave123
I've got a few, to be honest.

....the wonders of an Xbox controller with a vibrate function droolio

Originally posted by dave123
I've got a few, to be honest.

....the wonders of an Xbox controller with a vibrate function droolio

Dude, that's fukking sick

............use the mobile phone's vibrate function..it's better

~wickerman~

Someone's been watching Ali G

Originally posted by Wickerman
Dude, that's fukking sick

............use the mobile phone's vibrate function..it's better

~wickerman~

"they got those chairs with the vibrator function......

i admit to nothing

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Wickerman
i admit to nothing

~wickerman~


yeah yeah..nice try wick

Originally posted by justjakk
yeah yeah..nice try wick

I'd buy her a Joe Dassin/Barry White compilation CD, and easily replaceable bedsheets ............

~wickerman~

Can't go wrong with some Baz!

Originally posted by dave123
Can't go wrong with some Baz!

Yep....and the trick is to put multiple bedsheets on the bed so when you're done you can just toss one aside and use the next, giving you more time and less hassle when you have the time for several sessions of hot sweaty drippin sex.......... .........shut up

~wickerman~

That kind of thinking is what you get from a true genius! Who needs semi-molecular bio chemical astro physics when you can improve your sex life THAT easily?

Originally posted by Wickerman
I'd buy her a Joe Dassin/Barry White compilation CD, and easily replaceable bedsheets ............

~wickerman~



yanno there was some dude who took cotton candy and knitted out swimsuits


when the females got into the water, they melted...



u could get her one of those

Originally posted by dave123
That kind of thinking is what you get from a true genius! Who needs semi-molecular bio chemical astro physics when you can improve your sex life THAT easily?

There's a lot more sex tricks where THAT one came from Sir eyes

~wickerman~

Do any of them involve setting the phone to vibrate, with the ringtone set to "You're The First..."

Originally posted by tabby999
you have to talk to your girlfriend before you buy this, but if shes cool, a vibrator is THE best present you can ever buy your girlfriend. anyone with a little spare cash and a open relationship, go now!
just be sure, guys, that your schlong is bigger than the vibrator. i knew a guy once who bought his girl a massive vibrator. pretty soon, he wasnt able to please her.

Originally posted by dave123
Do any of them involve setting the phone to vibrate, with the ringtone set to "You're The First..."

I have no idea what you're talking about, but don't stop beeping me on my cellphone

Anyway, nighty night you sick pervs, time for this old bastard to hit the sack

~wickerman~

Night night you

And you better not answer, I'm not wasting valuable credit on you schmoll

dont see people questioning anyone whos admitted to having a vibrators sexual adequacy...nothing like a little double standards to make your morning