World's oldest dildo!

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Tex
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They must be ancestors of mine! smokin'

SlipknoT
laughing Kinky Cavemen

Tex
It was probably the perverted sex toy of two lesbian cavewomen! smoke

Dr. Strangelove
I wonder if the cavewomen had any primitive way to make it vibrate?

dawsey28
Was it Cleopatra that had the box of bees that was used as a vibrator?

Anyway, why would anyone come in a thread entitled "World's Oldest dildo"? Oh wait... what have I done?

bilb
blink blink blink

Bardock42
Ja, vee germans haffe it.....

Tex
Ugh! mad
Only 6 replies for my ancient dildo thread?!? schmoll

It's true, KMC has truly gone to the dumps! schmoll

Tasteless tramps! stick out tongue

Clovie
what's a dildo? confused

it is something like this? bang

Mandorallen
Originally posted by Clovie
what's a dildo? confused

it is something like this? bang

PFAAHAHHAHhahahaahhahahha laughing laughing laughing out loud laughing laughing out loud


HAHAahHAHAhAHAHAHAH!

a1hsauce
holy cow... so masturbation really is a primitive art form


Originally posted by Clovie
what's a dildo? confused

it is something like this? bang
lmfao laughing out loud laughing laughing Clovie your hilarious

Clovie
huh

Sun Ce
blink Clovie u really are clueless....

bordom
Originally posted by Clovie
what's a dildo? confused

it is something like this? bang
you've got to be kiddin me... you DON'T know???!!! blink

DarkC
no

Clovie
I wanted to receive the proper definition erm


and generally i have the idea what is it used for confused but not in details

botankus
Hey, give Clovie a break. Some chicks can actually get guys so they don't need them!

Bardock42
Originally posted by botankus
Hey, give Clovie a break. Some chicks can actually get guys so they don't need them!

LIAR.......Oh wait...that was pr-guys....nevermind then...

a1hsauce
wait Klaudia you really dont know? confused

debbiejo
laughing out loud Can we think of nothing better for a thread?? blink

Clovie
Originally posted by a1hsauce
wait Klaudia you really dont know? confused i know it is some stimulation device. all. erm

Bardock42
Originally posted by Clovie
i know it is some stimulation device. all. erm

Look at the first picture.......you had anatomy classes....now really....that shouldn't be too hard...

ladygrim
no expression

Bardock42
Originally posted by ladygrim
no expression

Oh yes sorry...it should be too hard no expression

botankus
Originally posted by ladygrim
no expression

LMAO! That pretty much says it all, folks.

Clovie
Originally posted by Bardock42
Look at the first picture.......you had anatomy classes....now really....that shouldn't be too hard... i thought you have a bit higher idea of my intelligence sad

erm

Bardock42
Originally posted by Clovie
i thought you have a bit higher idea of my intelligence sad

erm

no...not really...stick out tongue....but you know it right....

Clovie
but of course erm

Bardock42
Originally posted by Clovie
but of course erm

But it was funny to pretend not......?

Clovie
the fact is that i have no idea what is a 'dildo' in Polish erm what doesn't mean I'm not aware what is it used for.. generally stick out tongue

Bardock42
Ok....well...I know that dildo is the german word for it too so......

Mandorallen
sztuczny penis


polish word for dildo


lmfao

Bardock42
Originally posted by Mandorallen
sztuczny penis


polish word for dildo


lmfao

I have to admit I do not get your particular kind of humour

Clovie
serio? beznadziejna nazwa messed

thank you embarrasment

Mandorallen
yup..


LOL np


dont feel bad,its your country thats all.


Originally posted by Bardock42
I have to admit I do not get your particular kind of humour

its ok wink

Bardock42
Good....happy

Clovie
Originally posted by Mandorallen
yup..


LOL np


dont feel bad,its your country thats all. what about my country? huh

Mandorallen
lol nothing, its just that you didn't understand.

IceWithin
Originally posted by Clovie
what's a dildo? confused

it is something like this? bang

omfg rolling on floor laughing that's hilarious

Clovie
Originally posted by Mandorallen
lol nothing, its just that you didn't understand. yeah.... you know they're not teaching words like that at school stick out tongue


Originally posted by IceWithin
omfg rolling on floor laughing that's hilarious another one? messed

Mandorallen

IceWithin
Originally posted by Clovie
what's a dildo? confused

it is something like this? bang

omfg rolling on floor laughing that's hilarious

Mandorallen
lol

Clovie
omg........laughing i had to translate every single word into english to get the meaning

Bardock42
Originally posted by IceWithin
omfg rolling on floor laughing that's hilarious


I like your to do list...except for Hayden...he sucks

Mandorallen
lol, damn translator.

*Georgina_A*
Originally posted by Bardock42
I like your to do list...except for Hayden...he sucks

icon5 You did not...

Clovie
Originally posted by Mandorallen
lol, damn translator. they're not getting grammar and idioms

Mandorallen
yup

Bardock42
Originally posted by *Georgina_A*
icon5 You did not...

What the ****...hve you an Hayden Insulting Compass?

*Georgina_A*
Originally posted by Bardock42
What the ****...hve you an Hayden Insulting Compass?

...Mabey ninja

IceWithin
Originally posted by Bardock42
I like your to do list...except for Hayden...he sucks
thank you, you suxxox! stick out tongue

Originally posted by *Georgina_A*
icon5 You did not...
laughing out loud

Originally posted by Bardock42
What the ****...hve you an Hayden Insulting Compass?
yeah she kinda is stick out tongue

*Georgina_A*
Originally posted by IceWithin
thank you, you suxxox! stick out tongue


laughing out loud


yeah she kinda is stick out tongue

*Needs to get a to do list* ninja

Bardock42
Originally posted by *Georgina_A*
...Mabey ninja

What the f**k?

BadKitty
Originally posted by Tex
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They must be ancestors of mine! smokin' you found my boyfriend! tex you devil! smokin'

dawsey28
Wait a minute. It is made out of stone? Ouch.

BadKitty
Originally posted by dawsey28
Wait a minute. It is made out of stone? Ouch. tomcat

a1hsauce
jeez 30 cm!!!!! Even CaveWomen had a largeness fixation... I cant believe it dates back that far. DAMN YOU WOMEN!!!! NORMAL GUYS ARENT THAT LARGE!!!!!!!!!

*deep breath...deep breath*

SERENITY NOW!!!!!!

Freaky Zeeky
Originally posted by BadKitty
you found my boyfriend! tex you devil! smokin'

Whoa!

Mandorallen
Originally posted by a1hsauce
jeez 30 cm!!!!! NORMAL GUYS ARENT THAT LARGE!!!!!!!!!


says who? wink

a1hsauce
Originally posted by Mandorallen
says who? wink
says my mom!...ouch that did not come out right

Mandorallen
confused


does your mom get around?

Dagons Blade
Originally posted by dawsey28
Wait a minute. It is made out of stone? Ouch.

To quote the old Wrathchild song, they had a "Cock Rock Shock." smile

Thoma5
Haha wat a f**king funny title when i saw it....HAHAHAHA

Dr. Strangelove
Originally posted by BadKitty
you found my boyfriend! tex you devil! smokin'

That's hot.

s|m
Originally posted by Tex
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They must be ancestors of mine! smokin'

What the.... laughing?! hysterical
That's the funniest thing I saw today laughing
you sure it's not some kind of club laughing out loud? It is made of stone...

§P0oONY
I heard an old Greek myth about the god Dionysus.

When his mother (Semele) was sent to the underworld because she saw the face of Zeus because she was a mere mortal. Dionysus decided to try and find the entrance to he underworld in order to rescue his mother, he came upon an elderly gentleman who knew where the entrance was. So Dionysus and the old man struck a deal that if the man showed he entrance Dionysus would agree to have sex with him. So the an showed Dionysus the entrance, Dionysus rescued his mother and went back to the old man to complete his end of the bargain.

When Dionysus arrived at the area where the old man was there was only a grave; The old man had died. As a god Dionysus had to for full his promise to the old man, so he found a branch, carved it into a penis shape, put it on the old mans grave and sat on it.

yes

Got to love those greek gods.

Bardock42

Your Angel
Originally posted by Tex
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They must be ancestors of mine! smokin'


drool

§P0oONY
Originally posted by Bardock42
Got to hate you spooony....great story though.....

stick out tongue...

I made a mistake... Which I corrected in my editing...

Clovie
ermm...Spoony..
there accidentally two version of your post..
and i don't really understand why the lady was sent to underworld afterall confused

§P0oONY
Originally posted by Clovie
ermm...Spoony..
there accidentally two version of your post..
and i don't really understand why the lady was sent to underworld afterall confused

When ever Zeus had sex with Semele he wore a mask, because myth has it that if a mortal saw the face of a god, they would be sent to the underworld. Zeus got Semele pregnant and so said he would grant her one wish, Semele's wish was to see the face of the man who got her pregnant.

He showed his face and before he knew it Semele was slap bang in the middle of Hades' lair.

I think somewhere along the line Hera persuaded Semele to grant to see Zeus' face.... not sure though

Clovie

§P0oONY
I heard the story like a year ago or so.... So I can't remember it all that well...

Storm
Hera discovered the affair when Semele was pregnant. Appearing as an old crone, Hera befriended Semele, who confided in her that her husband was actually Zeus. Hera pretended not to believe her, and planted seeds of doubt in Semele' s mind. Curious, Semele asked Zeus to grant an unspecified favor, and got him to swear by the river Styx that he would grant it. Semele demanded of Zeus that he reveal himself in all his glory as proof of his godhood. Though Zeus begged her not to ask this, she persisted and he agreed, unable to break his oath. Mortals, however, cannot look upon a god without dying. Zeus came to her armed in his thunder and lightning, and Semele perished.

§P0oONY
Originally posted by Storm
Hera discovered the affair when Semele was pregnant. Appearing as an old crone, Hera befriended Semele, who confided in her that her husband was actually Zeus. Hera pretended not to believe her, and planted seeds of doubt in Semele' s mind. Curious, Semele asked Zeus to grant an unspecified favor, and got him to swear by the river Styx that he would grant it. Semele demanded of Zeus that he reveal himself in all his glory as proof of his godhood. Though Zeus begged her not to ask this, she persisted and he agreed, unable to break his oath. Mortals, however, cannot look upon a god without dying. Zeus came to her armed in his thunder and lightning, and Semele perished.

Huzaa... thanks Storm

Bardock42
Originally posted by Storm
Hera discovered the affair when Semele was pregnant. Appearing as an old crone, Hera befriended Semele, who confided in her that her husband was actually Zeus. Hera pretended not to believe her, and planted seeds of doubt in Semele' s mind. Curious, Semele asked Zeus to grant an unspecified favor, and got him to swear by the river Styx that he would grant it. Semele demanded of Zeus that he reveal himself in all his glory as proof of his godhood. Though Zeus begged her not to ask this, she persisted and he agreed, unable to break his oath. Mortals, however, cannot look upon a god without dying. Zeus came to her armed in his thunder and lightning, and Semele perished.

Not only does she know here Latin she knows her Greek Mythology too........


Anyways...I'd say OWN3D

§P0oONY
Originally posted by Bardock42
Not only does she know here Latin she knows her Greek Mythology too........


Anyways...I'd say OWN3D

Or... she copied and pasted... tongue_ss

Bardock42

§P0oONY
Originally posted by Bardock42
Well maybe but she knew where to look for...and I give people the benefit of doubt...except for you.......

And Semele got OWN3D

sadwalk

Yeah she did... laughing

Clovie
Originally posted by Storm
Hera discovered the affair when Semele was pregnant. Appearing as an old crone, Hera befriended Semele, who confided in her that her husband was actually Zeus. Hera pretended not to believe her, and planted seeds of doubt in Semele' s mind. Curious, Semele asked Zeus to grant an unspecified favor, and got him to swear by the river Styx that he would grant it. Semele demanded of Zeus that he reveal himself in all his glory as proof of his godhood. Though Zeus begged her not to ask this, she persisted and he agreed, unable to break his oath. Mortals, however, cannot look upon a god without dying. Zeus came to her armed in his thunder and lightning, and Semele perished. now it makes even more sense



Kat...random question..
is there anything you do NOT know? confused

Bardock42
Originally posted by Clovie
now it makes even more sense



Kat...random question..
is there anything you do NOT know? confused

She doesn't know the answer to that: If there are two elefants a green and a red....who ate the blue one?

stunna1773
kinky

Storm
I' m ignorant on many subjects.

§P0oONY
Originally posted by Storm
I' m ignorant on many subjects.

I'm not... I'm perfect.... roll eyes (sarcastic)

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