who here has been caught shoplifting

Started by Dr. Diamond2 pages

who here has been caught shoplifting

i've been caught shoplifting 4 times out of about 300 in my lifetime pretty good odds once at H.E.B. twice at walmart, and once at food lion.the first wal mart time i was 12 and i stole a watch. 2nd time at wal mart i stole a beastie boys cd (paul's boutique) same wal mart. i stole a pack of cigarettes from food lion once i went to jail over a stupid pack of cigarettes. and at H.E.B. i stole some drixoral tablets so i could go get messed up on cheap drugs.
how bout you.

kmcdude is a LOT of things..................but NOT a thief 😐

I knew a girl last year in school that was caught in walmart and was banned from going there again.

Originally posted by kmcdude
Well, I shoplifted MANY MANY times. Like one time I stole a watch from Target, a KOTOR videogame from Wal-Mart, 2 apples from Wal-mart and more.... 😐

Wow, Truth Serum works...

Look into shoplifting a conscience sometime..sounds like you need one.

Shoplifting is nuthin to brag about man

No, I've never actually been caught....I've only donr it like twice so...

Originally posted by Dr. Diamond
i've been caught shoplifting 4 times out of about 300 in my lifetime pretty good odds once at H.E.B. twice at walmart, and once at food lion.the first wal mart time i was 12 and i stole a watch. 2nd time at wal mart i stole a beastie boys cd (paul's boutique) same wal mart. i stole a pack of cigarettes from food lion once i went to jail over a stupid pack of cigarettes. and at H.E.B. i stole some drixoral tablets so i could go get messed up on cheap drugs.
how bout you.

You really deserve a kick in the nuts.

the security gaurd came up to me to talk about my friends stealing... 😖
what an idiot gives me a lecture when my friends are the ones that did it.disgust
but other then that i have never been caught 😐

Why would you shoplift from Walmart? Don't they have reasonable prices already?

Originally posted by Dr. Diamond
i've been caught shoplifting 4 times out of about 300 in my lifetime pretty good odds once at H.E.B. twice at walmart, and once at food lion.the first wal mart time i was 12 and i stole a watch. 2nd time at wal mart i stole a beastie boys cd (paul's boutique) same wal mart. i stole a pack of cigarettes from food lion once i went to jail over a stupid pack of cigarettes. and at H.E.B. i stole some drixoral tablets so i could go get messed up on cheap drugs.
how bout you.
🤨 What do you want to hear? Well done? 😬

I do, but I nvr get caught , I'm a petty theft (never stole ne thing over 20 $ before)

Originally posted by Scythe
Why would you shoplift from Walmart? Don't they have reasonable prices already?

cheap thrills

Ive never been caught but Im a great stealer 😉

its not stealing unless you get caught 🥷

Never got got, but i have used the 5 finger discount. I'm not proud of it but it was thrilling. I would take it back if i could.

i used to shoplift alot, just trying to prove that i was capable of it.. now that i think about it its rly gay though... 😬

I never shoplifted, never will. Resolve strengthened after watching Lois go half-insane while diong it. Yes, I am a wimp.

Kickass old robot film!!!...

With a crappy anime remake.

God bless Cine's Sig

Originally posted by DarkC
I never shoplifted, never will. Resolve strengthened after watching Lois go half-insane while diong it. Yes, I am a wimp.
You're arnt a wimp for not doing something that can land you in an elephant's shit load of of trouble 😛