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listen to this. the security guard at my job, a really cool guy, walked into work tonight and told me his dad tried to kill him. he said he was playing a game called "hide the cat" with his nephew. they take his mom's cat, hide it somewhere in their house (like a closet or something) and the other has to find it. well, the guard hid the cat in the oven. the oven was not in use, so it was supposedly safe. after his nephew failed to find the cat, they forget to retrieve it from the oven. anyways, the guard is getting ready for work, when he notices a nasty singed hair smell. he walks in the kitchen and sees that she had started baking a cake!!!!! the cat was still inside the damn oven!!!

Truly stupid...

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
listen to this. the security guard at my job, a really cool guy, walked into work tonight and told me his dad tried to kill him. he said he was playing a game called "hide the cat" with his nephew. they take his mom's cat, hide it somewhere in their house (like a closet or something) and the other has to find it. well, the guard hid the cat in the oven. the oven was not in use, so it was supposedly safe. after his nephew failed to find the cat, they forget to retrieve it from the oven. anyways, the guard is getting ready for work, when he notices a nasty singed hair smell. he walks in the kitchen and sees that she had started baking a cake!!!!! the cat was still inside the damn oven!!!

....lol


OMG im so disturbed

Did they at least eat the damn cat?

it was his mom who lit the oven. he didnt even stick around to see if the cat was ok, he just bailed!!!!stupid

Originally posted by Scythe
Did they at least eat the damn cat?

now thats disturbing ....



did they ?

Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
now thats disturbing ....



did they ? that's good eaten

Originally posted by GuitarBunny
that's good eaten

you ate pu$$y?

sometimes....yeah...every night!!!!!

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
sometimes....yeah...every night!!!!!

that makes two of us tongue21

Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
you ate pu$$y?


innocent why would you ever say that

Originally posted by GuitarBunny
innocent why would you ever say that

why would you give me a reason to

Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
why would you give me a reason to

Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
that makes two of us tongue21




you rock...i rock.....we rock!!! punk

WARNING, INCOMING SARSCASM!

like thats news.

Perhaps if it were a sar-gasm it would.

confused1

You know what? I hate it when you burp and laugh at the same time it's very awkward, and it hurts.

ermm

That and when you yawn in public, and have that stupid ass look on your face when people face you to talk.

or when drool comes out of your mouth for no reason.

Shaved or waxed

Wouldn't she notice the cat when she put the cake in the oven?

shaved!!! mr. bigglesworth!!!

I'm not that big on pussy, shaved I guess, it's easier to go in and out.

What kind of cake was it?

in the end? cat flavored. i asked him tonight what became of the cat, and he said it was fried.

i asked the guard why he hid it there, and he said he has no idea.

mmmm tasty

i miss my pussy

are we talking about an actual cat?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
shaved!!! mr. bigglesworth!!!
No, Mini-Me. We don't nibble on our cats.

The inuenndos are getting boring now.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
listen to this. the security guard at my job, a really cool guy, walked into work tonight and told me his dad tried to kill him. he said he was playing a game called "hide the cat" with his nephew. they take his mom's cat, hide it somewhere in their house (like a closet or something) and the other has to find it. well, the guard hid the cat in the oven. the oven was not in use, so it was supposedly safe. after his nephew failed to find the cat, they forget to retrieve it from the oven. anyways, the guard is getting ready for work, when he notices a nasty singed hair smell. he walks in the kitchen and sees that she had started baking a cake!!!!! the cat was still inside the damn oven!!! how crule