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I was thinking this would be the only good thing to do in honor of Texas so he wouldnt turn any other thread into a Bjork Thread.

It also has to do with the fact that Im listening to her music right now.

so what is your favorite bjork song, if you listen to her music? mine is "play dead"

I think Bjork is a freaky woman who can't sing.

Yes L.E. Isn't she a genius?! Too bad she got pregos right after Vespertine, had to cut her summer tour off completely!

I try to listen to a new CD everyday, I never get tired of them, the more times I listen, the more respect I have for that woman! No one out there is doing anything like she is!

Today I listend to 'Amphibian' off the 'Being John Malkovich' soundtrack, and 'Our Hands' and 'Generous Palmstroke' and 'Pluto'.

I dont even have a favorite song, I love all her songs too much!

We can't look forward to a summer tour??!!..ah damn.

gutted! Never mind Dim we'll just have to live without her!

I am glad the " I am actually an orc tour" got cancelled

Well, I just don't know how Edna and I are going to survive..

I'll save you both.

Guess I will just have to bury my head in my books and hide my satisfaction... uh hum .... I mean disappointment!

Why am I suddenly very happy Belgium is a small country?

Belgium is France's armpit!

Spice Girls? Pah! What century you living in Tex?

Exactly!

Although, I think your more into Posh spice and Dim into Ginger Spice!

Ooh! Get you! Atleast we aren't into freaky spice!

So whoose your favorite performer? Crappy Red Hot Chilli Peppers?

Red Hot Chili Peppers were good...awhile back.

Metallica rules!

Metallica is greedy. All they care about is money.

Some of the Spice Girls are hot. But their music sucks.

Bjork, well. Bjork is a half-ape half-doney muntant. She also makes up for her lack of talant by acting strange.

*runs in circles, arms in the air*
Britneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey!!!
!!

Britney Spears is pretty hot. But I see past all that:

She's a tool. Record companies are getting rich off her pretty face. She doesn't write her own music, or dance her own moves. She's no artist.

like bleurk

eh?

Wanna bet?

Hey Tex, as much as I think Bjork is ugly and wierd, at least I have respect for her.

She does write her own stuff and has her own identity. I think she's wierd as hell, and I don't care for her music at all, but at least she's original.

Why thank you ToMacco, that was very respectful of you, I think the same can be said for your Governor!

Yuck. My governor is a self-promoting terd. No one likes him. Not even his wife.

That stupid bastard thinks he's going to be the president one day.

He ain't got time to bleed.

Our govenour moved up the ladder quick.....

what like a Stairway to Heaven?

id love to see what you come up with

Of course Edna isn't a Spice Girls fan! And the fact that she has a load of Spice Girl's CDs is just conicidence!

Oh not, wait a moment... it's because she used to be a HUGE Spice Girls fan!

(Runs and hides)

Oh, that's just tooo hillarious!!!
She probably has Spice World on DVD too!!!

Is that true, Edna?

*sets the ToMacco Smacking Machine to witch mode*

When I was 12 I bought the first two spice girl CDs yes I have o admit. But soon went off them when I realised the only reason I had really bought them was because all my friends liked them. Can't stand them. Besides that was 7 years ago! Gimme a break! Taste in music is WAAAAAYYYYY different now. Hate all pop music, boy bands, girl bands etc. They all suck and are a bunch of untalented phonies!

Now excuse me whilst I quietly beat Ush into a coma!

Oh my stars!!! She's going to bludgeon the poor chap with one of her Spice Girl CD's!

How can you quietly beat me into a coma?

You won't find me anyway...

*innocently throws Edna some hamers to get Ush into coma*

*yers misses and hits her*

OW! ARe you alright Edna?

Quick, LE! Hold her down while I run away!

or...
throw the hamers at Ush... MUCH more fun!

How wude.

You're stepping into Thor territory throwing hammers there, yerss....finti will be most displeased.

there not big! there totally made out of plastic!
and they all say "hail Tor"...

Bjork isn't that rough To, she looks pretty hot for her age.....in a kinda freaky different way that is.

The Spice Girls, on the other hand, are a bunch of mega-croco-dogs.

really? you mean they aren't human?

you didnt know that?

I do now!

well even if you know Yers it is OUCH time for using a Norse tool

Oh...we's gonna see a ruckus!

who say I'm not gonna enjoy seeing people in pain?

maybe you'll get a warning not to go to any concerts again, ever!

I really didn't think it would mess me up like it did, I had ear plugs but I didn't think I needed to put them in. Now my ears are ringing and it feels like I have cotton in them!

Oh well, hearing 'Army of Me' was worth it!

I was about 5 feet away from all the big amps when I went to see Megadeth a few years ago. I think it effected my brain some.

nah

Aaaaaaaaaand cue sarcastic remark from someone else..................

Did your ears ring for a while after the show?

Hell yes! my hearing was naff for ages after that fiasco.

I guess that's the price we pay for being kewl

you couldnt be cool even if if you wanted to Tex

Wasn't last night Will Ferrells last show? Man, they're gonna miss him. He's the best one.